You Can't Touch Mormon Jesus

[priceoffame]

This makes me laugh my ass off every time I hear it.

[The1234fivesix]

STUPIDITY



[MrWarhammer40kmaster]

Best song ever I'm a mormon and MORMON TIME!!! 😂

[kstarpictures]

"Approved the proposal of... Mormon Jesus!" lol

[Aerosmith589]

STOP! Mormon time.

[Megadeth2109]

@Saylisk theres a Jesus down in florida and he's havin a good time...seriously...ask Charles Manson

[HadesFLG3]

ENDLESS SEX?

[wunbo123]

anyone else think that joseph smith looks like trolol? - 1:48

[Countryb0y22]

My Mormon friend is so stupid and refuses to watch this, even when there's Mormons that find this funny.

[slambamdancer]

just....thank you DSFARGEG, you are a good man

[TheUkantor]

Chuck Norris can touch Mormon Jesus

[Saylisk]

There is only one Jesus Christ. Just because you don't believe a certain thing about him doesn't make him a "different Jesus". People really need to learn to relax and let people live.

[evilmonkeymonster]

@Saylisk yes but each religion believes he did different things and they have to classify his believed actions through a label, usually the religious name

[peosconolorapene]

@Saylisk No, there's a lot of jesus out there playin' soccer and shit.

And you can't touch 'em.

[DrJamSandwich]

Good i needed some mind fuckery today

[cradletheballz]

i was about to kill myself, this gave me the strength to live on

[DMJR13]

@cradletheballz mormon jesus saves another!

[AK47sebo22]

I'm offensive and I find this Mormon

[RainbowManification]

I'm Mormon, and even I thought this was funny

[RedOfFlames]

Thank god this is back

[magnusm1]

1:18 "Had sex with a virgin in orther to provide Mormon Jesus."

Best.

Religion.

EVER.

[fistfulofknowledge]

Does anyone know how and where I can download this song. I have to give a presentation in school about mormonism, and I think this soundtrack would be quite fitting.

[Chamomileable]

@fistfulofknowledge Google "Youtube to Mp3"

[fistfulofknowledge]

@Chamomileable Thanks

[giratina4950]

i did not know he was a blonde

[jc55]

STOP

[Getinthevan9]

1:40 Joseph Smith.

[ArmsInUp]

I can watch this video so many times, and still laugh.

[ledzelda9]

i need to go to sleep now because there is nothing i will find funnier than this today

[RYPERkB]

MORMON TIME!!!

[macdouche000000000]

this is one of the funniest things i have ever had the pleasure of watching

[XxI3ioHazardxX]

We need to have an animated series about this guy.

[Ledgendveemon]

@XxI3ioHazardxX see related videos, Captain Jesus

[AntonKuzmin]

Stop! Mormon time.

[jayhawk88z]

the mormon Jesus in not the Jesus of the bible

[DMJR13]

@jayhawk88z wat

[RainbowManification]

@jayhawk88z mostly because Mormon Jesus doesn't exist. Mormons believe that Jesus Christ of Nazareth is the Son of God. Period

[LAD170]

im going to blast this in church

[NintendoBoy64]

This is for some reason is very catchy and groovy.

[shadowthehedgehog937]

Pony Thread Shitstorms lol

[BlackoutATS]

@shadowthehedgehog937 you have squampa to blame for that xD

[RainbowManification]

By the way, Mormons believe in regular Jesus

[vau0807]

@RainbowManification Not quite. "Regular Jesus" as typically described by non-Mormon Christians didn't* visit North America; wasn't responsible for establishing a pre-American Iron Age Jewish civilization that somehow failed to leave behind a single artifact anywhere on the North American continent; won't rule the Millennial Kingdom part of the time from Missouri; and didn't inscribe his sacred words on really big golden plates. Be honest - Mormonism is laughably absurd.

[RainbowManification]

@vau0807 Your gospel is incomplete... so what you would think of as the historically accurate Jesus is not entirely correct.

[FlacCanon]

I'm Atheist....

there's no joke

[Osthropek]

this is why the internet was made

[MarluxiaPinkamina]

:goodnewseveryone: The two top comments are a Mormon and Christian seeing the joke for what it is and laughing about it.

Sorry to point out the obvious, but it's just so awesome.

[purplekoala4evr]

That is hilarious !!!! Rofl!!

[jakeobee500]

Awsome

[TheFunkyBones]

0:32 I don't always make good remixes, but when I do, I star in them.

[TheTaoJoannes]

If you can't laugh at this, you take your shit too seriously.

[plp24a0x]

Oh god, this is so funny. XD

[WIJvids]

Mitt Romney faps to this

[TacticalPie]

Im a baptist and this is just...priceless!

[Haloya101]

220 people touched Mormon Jesus

[UvBeenPwn]

240p we meet again...

[GaragyVladAlternativ]

@UvBeenPwn NOPE! THIS IS HD (High Distortion)

[RustSpinner]

I'm going to download this as an MP3 and blare it from my car when driving down the highway.

[MrGrengar]

its the mormon jesus drinking game! take a drink everytime this video says mormon jesus

[JashaOffical96]

I tried pausing this and I couldn't and freaked the FUCK OUT.

[MrChubs209]

STOP mormon time

[WIJvids]

MORMONTIME

[RainbowManification]

Play this at Mitt Romenys republican nomination

[jawafan]

I'm Christian and I find this hilarious, learn to take a joke once in a while people, you only live once!

[MrSkeleton16]

@jawafan Unless you're a Buddhist. . . XD

[added23]

@jawafan haha youre a funny christian. most christians think they live for all eternity after death.

[jawafan]

@added23 that made my day :P

[ExplosiveDinner]

like a boss.

[danielx121]

why are they all white?

[larryrelampago23]

Mitt Romney made 218 YouTube accounts to dislike this video.

[Argonuth52]

@larryrelampago23 who are the other 2?

[HLJokerRP]

Best editing ever witnessed

[BatteredOldBird]

This is screaming for a Mitt Romney connection - the TRUE Mormom Jesus

[kankanlovers3]

"elohim in one of hes wife,spirit patern start to lies....condemnd....the best sex with a torsion in order to provide...monkey suit with the endingles,marry margareth and marry magdalene...with these wife's at least 3 wife's produce at least a billion of israelites"...

[MormonReuben]

I dislike it im a mormon myself and i dont take insults

[Derek147900]

@MormonReuben So your a bitch? welcome to the internet. 

[ArePenguinsAwesome2]

@MormonReuben It's a joke, not a insult.

[MormonReuben]

@ArePenguinsAwesome2 OK

[LibJumper]

This isn't accurate btw. The video and audio are clipped seperately. So enjoy the vid like I do, but don't get any ideas from it. If anything, invite those nice young missionaries inside and they can explain it all to you.

[brianestoll]

@LibJumper if they're hot i pretend to pass out and stop breathing so they give me mouth to mouth

[KingOfTheKill10001]

This is fucking excellent.

[KrankyBIAS]

MOE-MON GZUS

[NamgcoStudios]

1:52 - GAAAAWWWWKKK

[Muovivaha]

RELIGION IS AWESOME!

[pancakecerealman]

Endless sex

[RainbowManification]

I'm mormon, I laughed my ass off. I just know I'm going to be in church or something and I'm going to start thinking of this video and almost bust out laughing.

[Rocktecho]

@RainbowManification set up a projector and play it at a service...

[RainbowManification]

@Rocktecho Nah, excommunication is not something I desire. I believe in my religion, I know when to take a joke, I understand this is an insult but It doesn't have to be If i just laugh it off.

[mytrustybr]

@RainbowManification your my new hero

[RainbowManification]

@mytrustybr Thanks

[inademv]

@RainbowManification Mormons have temples, not churches. I don't believe you're a Mormon at all.

[RainbowManification]

@inademv We have meetinghouses were we hold Sunday services and general activities, temples are were we perform sacred ordinances.

[inademv]

@RainbowManification Your temples are where I fuck male prostitutes.

[RainbowManification]

@inademv i'M done with you

[mystalkerandmii]

STOP. Mormon time.

[xrtraptor]

joseph smith... hahaha

[exmo74]

Endless Celestial Sex.

[ItsTheMarioman]

CURED MY CANCER

[HOLLAND504]

i find it unusual that the likes are 6,o66 ->666<-

[ButtersTheGreat1]

I'm a Mormon and this is totally what we believe in 100%!!

[Musicman909100]

M0:00RE M0:00RM0:00N

[kannibalistickarny24]

great...weird side of youtube again...

[gpoop23]

Looks like a scene right out of Heavy Metal.

[tahutape]

Endless sex? xD ..

[gunman30001]

Rarity is an awesome pony.

[CombineHgrunt]

@gunman30001 Mormon Jesus is best pony

[FacepunchChris]

Joseph Smith motherfucker

[alienguardian]

Look at all the Aryans.

[eruption257]

Mormons believe that MORMON JESUS

[cekinxxx]

watching this for the first time

[andregorgen]

Daora o vídeo

[VekCal]

250 likes and I will convert to Mormonism go to Salt Lake's Temple (One of the Highest Temples In the Worlds) and Sings this, the post a vid

[KrankyBIAS]

@VekCal not even for all the likes in the world... would anyone normal person convert to Mormonism.

[EveOracle]

@anus65001 Religion represents the belief of a fairy tale.

[rockinsparzy105]

@EveOracle

As some people would say, some of the stories in the bible are more like fables. Stories with morals to live our lives by. It's just that some people take them too seriously, rather than think maybe it's just symbolism.

[Avidity]

APPROVE THE PROPOSAL OF MORMON JESUS

[AussieGriffin]

1:29 I'd be impressed if three women could find the time for that too. o.-

A.G.

[DMJR13]

SOPA WANTS MORMON JESUS BANNED! PRAY MAH MORMON BROTHAS AND SISTAS!

[Derek147900]

@DMJR13 YES, sir u r win

[grom1490]

This is the only time I've ever taken in religion...

[Fullassult]

MORMON JESUS??? ......NOPE Chuck Testa

[tbonesullivan1]

"The three wives produced about 1 million israelites" lmfao!

[exposingdeceit]

EPIC.

[manaburn]

From what I can piece together, Mormonism is idiotic and Mormon Jesus was one badass mother fucker

[LibJumper]

@manaburn It's clipped, the words obviously aren't accurate.

[manaburn]

@LibJumper It's a joke, I'm not basing my comment on the actual words. How could you have missed that?

[colorfinger]

@charlybear98 Wow... I am a member of The Church of Ladders and I love climbing on to people's roofs.

[charlybear98]

I don't think most Mormons know what their actual religion is based on. Joseph Smith was one sick puppy

[TheVanlem88]

Wow... I am a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Ladder-Day Saints and I love people looking in from the outside who know nothing telling me what I believe.

[charlybear98]

@TheVanlem88 I think it's spelled LATTER day saints... how can I take your religious views seriously if you can't even spell it right?

That being said, I know a bit about Mormonism, and it's very messed up and I don't consider it anything but a large cult that got way out of hand. Period.

[noahspliff]

@TheVanlem88 *Latter.

[BaldDumboRat]

@TheVanlem88

Can I at least look in and tell you how to spell your religion from the outside?

[aimeecurry46]

@TheVanlem88 Well then let someone who knows tell you. In the endowment ceremony after you are bathed and fondled and you put on your freemasonic costumes and you do the freemasonic threaten/throat slash, Don't speak about the fact that were really a luciferian freemasonic cult to anyone and don't ever let anyone tell you that you are or you will be 'temple unworthy.' Then you do the Garden of Eden skit. Where you sin and become rejected. Than you go into the 'lone and dreary world' to be cont.

[aimeecurry46]

@TheVanlem88 you kneel down in front of Cain's unacceptable sacrifice that was rejected by GOD as though that's knowingly the very same one your wanting to make as well so that you also can be rejected by GOD. Then you call out 3X to the 'god' of the LDS corp. It used to be pay lay ale or (marvelous false god) At which time Lucifer answers you. Oh yeah I forgot that apron that they have you put on is a freemasonic 'apprenticeship' apron of Lucifer's priesthood and you have just subjected

[aimeecurry46]

@TheVanlem88 yourself to being Lucifer's apprentice. APPRENTICESHIP: One bound by legal agreement to work for another for a specific period of time in exchange for trading in a trade, craft, or art. Like (majick) How is it that you aren't aware of the fact that your a bunch of little closet Luciferian worshippers that belong to a freemasonic cult. Freemasonry is Luciferianism??? Hello Your own President Hinkley says that the 'mormon jesus' is not the same one that Christians believe in. Wake up!

[BooJoMan]

@aimeecurry46 You are supposed to write MORMON JESUS! between each post......MORMON JESUS!

[shadowgeek101]

@aimeecurry46 You have the strangest fetishes.

[sonicmandx12]

A bit shy ofHalf a million views.

A bit shy Half a million Jews doing the Mormon Jesus.

By that I mean, Jesus doing the Mormon Jesus A bit shy Half a million times.

[mexboiii]

dat mormon

[bigal2k643]

and then there a arrow to the kneww meme and god knew it was a piecce of shit

[dandaily4]

I used to be a mormon like Mormon Jesus.

Then I took and arrow in the knee.

[JazzlynRileyEspinoza]

I'm a mormon, this is ridiculous. Lol. Also, why at 1:25 am I hearing "Harry Potter?" I know there's a lot of out there things we believe but we're not on Harry Potter level :)

[MrCalvinator22]

This is like Mormon church on crack, ima be a Mormon if this is what its like!

[henritje19]

does he know how magnets work?

[McSmYtHuRs]

way better than christian side hugs

[RandomDCE]

I have never laughed so hard at a video in ages.

You got yourself a subscriber!

[pkfiya]

i cant even take the word Mormon seriously anymore now ive heard this song. STOP. Mormon time.

[Derptron6000]

@pkfiya JOSEPHSMITH

[iceingboy]

Mormons are my favorite

[natnalexfan11]

lol im showing this to my mormon friend.

[Heimegut66]

Fuck

[Heimegut66]

Hormon Genious

[Rocktecho]

White trash devil at 0:48

[SkylitDriveFan123]

Lucifer doesn't afraid of the Mormon Jesus.

[Rocktecho]

Fucking brlliant

[AussieGriffin]

I've had this going around in my head all day.  What would the other religions wind up sounding like? o.0

A.G.

[Beatlelagunero]

Mormons! xD jajajajaja i cant stop laughing at this, it really hurts me xD, i'll never get over this xD

[republicanrapebaby]

Mormon Jesus? How ridiculous. Every sane person knows that the real Jesus walked on water, cured blindness and disease with a touch, rose from the dead three days later and now lives up in the sky, with his father, and they're totally both god at the same time. Stoopid Mormons.

[Pvtbrex]

@republicanrapebaby lolz... satire, gotta love it.

[SonofKorn2007]

@republicanrapebaby hhahahahaha, the other jesus are stupid too.

[BEANPOLE111]

the narrator sometimes sounds like Niles from Frasier

[cheezandtoast]

@BEANPOLE111 Holy hell.

...

...

That is neat!

[NuclearParadox]

Is it wrong that I like this more than the actual song?

[Pvtbrex]

I love all the fake stuff in this video.... like religion.

[PacMan0Ghost]

@Pvtbrex shut up cunt. keep your opinions to yourself

[Pvtbrex]

@PacMan0Ghost Funny thing about the internet, I can say or do whatever I like and feel on it. Not to mention, every religious nut-job feels it's okay to spread their deluded opinions anywhere they please without reprise. JESUS IS LORD! Yeah, that's a psychotic opinion, but you don't hear people saying that they aren't allowed to say it. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll disagree, as religion is built on hypocrisy anyway. Have a nice day ass-hat. :)

[PacMan0Ghost]

@Pvtbrex yea religious people spread their opinions but they dont insult other people's beliefs or religion they let them do what they want, but you are insulting something majority of people believe in. im religious i dont take offence to this vid its funny, but you just end up insulting something over the internet just because you wouldnt do it in public because if you did no one would like because no one cares about your opinion especially such an offensive rude one

[Pvtbrex]

@PacMan0Ghost They don't insult others beliefs?!? Have you ever turned on the 700 club? You can't go 5 minutes without them condemning homosexuals, muslims, atheists, or any other view that isnt christian. Let others do what they want? They are relentless in pushing christian agenda in government, trying to restrict anything against the bible. And majority? Christians don't outnumber the rest of the world, and one day, people are gonna be sick and tired of their bullshit, and take action.

[silentevil77]

Mormon Jesus?Ok then.....

[phenethylaminedreams]

JOSEPH SMITH

OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHH

Stop: MORMON TIME

[CaptnMegan]

Brendon Urie is Mormon Jesus.

[valeagathon]

@MoofinAQW racist asshole

mormons are one of the few sane parts of america,despite their silly beliefs

[SuicidalWaltDisney]

@valeagathon LOOOOOOOL. I have a feeling you are a Mormon.

[valeagathon]

@SuicidalWaltDisney bad feeling.and i don't see how a mormon would admit he having silly beliefs.

[troublemakir]

@valeagathon what is sane about them, if their beliefs are anything but that?

[valeagathon]

@troublemakir most of the western part of america is colonized because of them.thank them.

[troublemakir]

@valeagathon yeah, and all it took was the odd massacre.