Empyrean Age Back Story Part1 Intro

[orcslayer32]

im sorry but there is other ones just like this... yers is incomplete btw...and i cant here it... and.... it sucks compared to others just like it

[HotFuzz456]

Right basically, there are the Minmatar (Who are slaves :/), Amarr (Who are religious fanatics and nobody likes that) and the Caldari (Mega Corporations like microsoft D:) and the Gallente, who are like the only decent race who believe in justice and all that. Thing is, Gallente ships look like metallic turds.

[max10293847566]

@HotFuzz456 The Gallente ships dont look like turds, they look like giant space...penises. And becides, the Caldari State rules all!

[galadriel7777]

@max10293847566 hey, idiom, they call them Calamari. the others are toads.by the way, the king of you all is called Galadriel, Maitreah, Jesus.Don´t forget that out there.Godemperor,archangel, lord of creation..don´t miss out on one of those titles or u all go to eternal hell.Orks eat maggets.so does evryone who does not fight to liberate Avatar 1 out of the Matrix. Once I leave monchen via spaceship hell & all wars are over. divine promise.there was an order in this. shoot and behead all nazi.

[99legion]

Personally I like the Gallente for PvP, and the Caldari for PvE, and the Amarr for blowing stuff up, and Minmatar for getting blown up.

[vcfinney]

@99legion Sounds like the Minmatar are good at mining

[jakeurevig]

flying minmatar is like going down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair firing Uzis. it is totally kick ass till you crash at the bottom and wonder what the hell made you think it was a good idea in the first place.

[AsianManZan]

its called ducktape and staples for the Minmattar ships

[jakeurevig]

only real men hull tank!

xD

[AsianManZan]

minmatar are cool :]

[jakeurevig]

yea im just posting random jokes that i hear commonly thrown around in eve

[umd223]

lmao, its true.

[NAVYGunner40]

Funny how people love the caldari, but for pvp, gallente smack the caldari up

[formulaprimer]

I'm a geek or am I visionary? Either way the back story rocks!

[SrgtThomas676]

lmao.. Andrew ur a fag.. nice vid man... <<< btw its srg thomas invading ur screen

[madmcdonald]

srg thomas LMAO we killed you once when I had Baphomets Throne......

[amirherselman]

caldari becaie im with them but if not then AMAR they LOOK COOL!

[happylittleboozerr]

they may look strong, but their ships are fuelled by homosexuality

The minmatar throw as many guns as they can on the smallest space possible, then go blow shit up

minmatar ftw

[Wargeneralguy]

"hold on, as soon as i find something heavy il kill you with it"

dont they so that alot? :P

Scafolding ftl, amarr = win imho

[romeoj48]

tail between their lags and dead

[romeoj48]

CALDARI RULE , when we lay down the law the enemie runs

[nikamungus]

YEAHHH

[gothicn]

no they dont they would fall in a fight against the amarrians

[Jedikilla241]

Fight For The MINMATAR

[Veracluz]

5 hours until Empryean :) FIGHT FOR THE CALDARI!

[TEAnBISCU1TS]

For the glory of the state :)

[CaptainCrumple]

this is the intro rearanged get some imagination mate

[hammer326]

awesome video were down to one week till the empyrean age is upon us!

[galadriel7777]

@hammer326 God created 2,4 times ten to the potency of 53 souls. 8.4 ontillion years ago most of them. I ruled creation two thirds of time and created hell for people like u who after all this time still dont know where the hammer hangs. you all elected Lord Galadriel with 100% of votes as King of creation. that is called democracy.I declare the will of God and the rest of u better behave for if u negate any of this u go to hell forever. as we all know.kill orkslayer for me. Kiri