people like elchorizo bitching about this one not only have clearly never worked in a bar, but have also never tried to make a mojito. sure i'd love to spend 10 minutes making your 5 drinks so you can tip me 2 bucks while the 8 other customers wait for me to finish.
people like elchorizo bitching about this one not only have clearly never worked in a bar, but have also never tried to make a mojito. sure i'd love to spend 10 minutes making your 5 drinks so you can tip me 2 bucks while the 8 other customers wait for me to finish.
gahh...you know how many times I have prayed to be out of mint?!?? And reading some of the comments on here are hysterical...maybe there needs to be some sort of warning clip that lets all the idiots know, this video is not real. It's a joke...the whole series is about what us bartenders wish we could do....
A few weeks ago I made cocktails at a staff party for one of the biggest fast food restaurants in the world. 50% of all the cocktails that night I've been mademojitos.
At the beginning of the evening is this just sucks after a certain time you get a routine and have them within seconds.
It's not hard to make a Mojito in a hurry... throw the mint, sugar, rum into a shaker with some ice, shake the shit out of it then top with soda. EASY.
Here's a perfect example of the stupid shit we put up with. Last night, a lady ordered "A fuzzy navel with seven drops of grenadine and two cherries with the stems taken off" Seven drops of grenadine?? Really lady? Do you think we keep eye droppers behind the bar for assholes like yourself??
GUYS!!!! This is a comedy skit for fuck sake!! Stop with the moral speeches about how the bartender needs to stop being a dick!! Damn, he's just doing skits about stuff we would all LOVE to do at work behind a bar. I've been a bartender for 25 years now..it's called Letting off some steam...we have to deal with assholes every night, and when you add alcohol, they're just bigger, drunken assholes....jesus you guys get too damn preachy in these threads.
@rayne68 I get that you get pissed off some times. But why is it wrong for me to ask for any kind of drink? I'll drink whatever the fuck i want and it's your JOB to make it for me. If you aren't go find another job...
@jkklouna I don't get pissed off when someone orders a drink. And yes, it's MY job to make a drink..but with THAT kind of an attitude, see if you get one out of me. You won't and I'll keep on bartending. I've been doing it for 25 years and people with the 'customer is always right' attitude doesn't last long. If I have the stuff to make the drink someone asks for I'll make it no fucking problem. I have no problem making mojitos. And like I said this is a comedy video so quit being so pissy
I don't make mojitos where I work thank god. They take too damn long and you're probably not going to even get a good tip for it so yeah, make your freaking mojitos at home dumbass
Really, it's common etiquette to not order complicated drinks during a busy crowd or a chain restaurant. If you go to a speakeasy, or a place that is specialized in cocktails then that's the place to do it. Most people lack that common sense.
Mojitos aren't actually all that bad, an average one takes about 8 seconds to prepare. My issue with them is, however, that after going 5 days straight for 10 hours per day the strain on my wrists, hands, and elbows causes for some serious pain. Making them in a chain is basically begging to fuck up your hands an arms.
I bartend and I hate making mojitos too as they completely fuck up the rhythm that I have during a busy night. But like any job there are things that are required of you that you don't want to do, at the end of the day I still make good money and meet some pretty interesting people,
you get shitty people no matter what job you're in, atleast in the bartending world you also meet some great regulars who a lot of the time pay you to hang out with them.
That's why I don't stock mint. If your bar/restaurant does, your bar manager's an asshole. If you're any kind of busy, there's no way you've got 3 minutes to make one fucking drink.
If I could have a dollar for every time I get slammed by 21 year old kids with mojitos I would be a millionaire. My restaurant offers coconut, mango, passion fruit, cherry, rasperberry, blackberry, strawberry, and pomegranate mojitos.
Guess what, an average night is juggling them shits till I'm blue in the face.
Since some of you STILL are unaware....the only income bartenders have is the tips we earn. Two dollars an hour simply doesn't count. Therefore, if you order a drink that takes five minutes to make, you are COSTING me money. And usually someone inconsiderate enough to order a drink like that isn't someone who's going to tip...so it's a complete loss for me to waste my time on you. There are exceptions, sure....but I have responsibilities, and I don't feel like gambling with my time.
where do you work? cuz im not going to that place. Being a bartender myself, YOU are WRONG! Yes bartenders usually have a problem with mojitos or a lot of other drinks, not cuz they take a long time to make, usually because people dont like making the same cocktail over and over again,. If you feel their twisting your arm when you have to make 5 mojitos, then this is not the job you should be doing. IF YOU dont know T.I.P.S.= to.improve.prompt.service. not P.A.Y.D.A.Y.
So a bartender's attitude is: "My entire job consists of making drinks...but only if they're easy, otherwise it pisses me off."? That's a fine work ethic.
@elchorizo Lol, I bet you don't tip worth a shit! This little movie was made specifically for douchebags like yourself. A Mojitos takes a couple of minutes to make and when it's closing time or a speed bar it's a bullshit drink to order. Screw everyone else, they can wait! Or screw him, hes about to close and I want my Mojitos . So yeah we might have a bit of an attitude with this drink due to the type of asshole that orders it.
@elchorizo No. We are simply bored with making, what is now, the most over-ordered drink in bars because people don't have enough imagination to try anything different. Mojitos aren't particularly good and there are a million different ways to make it so more often than not the person ordering it will tell you they have had it made differently/better somewhere else. If you want to be boring, then at least order something that doesn't take so damn long to make.
The problem is not so much the drink in itself, it's in the time it takes. A bar that's not making too many Mojitos will take a lot more time than one who makes loads. It's all in the prep, a lot of people forget that. The ones who get pissed off are just not prepared for them.
Where I work we had a surge in the demand of Mojitos, so I changed the way we prep, and what used to take us ages now takes seconds.
In the mean time, with the thousands of recipes out there, there's always ONE you hate !
This is stupid. Making dough, and rolling dough, and making pizzas kills your wrists (real pizzas, not dominoes bullshit). Especially when you're constantly doing it ALL DAY and all night, as opposed to our bartenders making drinks in the evening. Both the cooks and bartenders agree, there's specific orders we hate. However, That doesn't mean we're not going to make pizzas and people should never order one, or never order a moj. If you can't do the job, then don't do it.
@elchorizo It's like that with any job. "My entire job consists of babysitting kids, but only if they're not brats". "My entire job consists of taking care of old people, but only if they don't shit their pants". "My entire job consists of training dogs, but only if they don't bite me"
@Adanmayne And you have obviously never changed the oil on a turbodiesel truck so lifted you have to stand on the bumper to see the engine. It takes about 10 times as long as on a regular car. Doesn't change the fact that you have to do it. BTW, the Mojito ones are the only videos I don't like. Customers being dicks or annoying, fuck them. But a customer expecting you to do your job? That guy wasn't being a dick on purpose, just like diesel owners don't buy their trucks just to piss me off.
@MercC23k And I'm sure that you are not getting paid $3.50/hr to change that persons oil, either. If, as a bartender, I got paid a nice hourly wage and was not basing my livelihood off of piece rate tips (meaning I get money from each little job I do, ie drinks), then I would have no problem taking all the time I needed to make sure I made the best damn five mojitos for that guy in the video. But such is not the case. And being a dick on purpose or not is still being a dick.
@elchorizo This video has nothing to do with work ethic. It has everything to do with what you wish you could do at that moment. Just because it's your job, doesn't mean you have to like it. Every time I have to make a mojito, I do it, but I still hate making them. Hating part of your job does not equate to a bad work ethic, it just means you're human. This video just reflects what many bartenders out there would love to do when some DB orders 5 mojitos.
@hamboner126 You hit the nail on the head! I don't get the whole "Omg it's YOUR job" bullshit comments in here. This is just a video to make you laugh. The entire series is hilarious. And the people who are bitching have never been behind a bar. No doubt these are the assholes that thing $5.00 is a good tip for a $90.00 tab. Everyone should work the service industry at least one month, so they know what someone being a jerk is really like.
@elchorizo No, it's the I'm serving 200 people who want a new drink every 30 minutes, and when someone wants a drink that takes close to a minute to make, it fucks my whole day up.
@elchorizo Excuse me. A bartender's job is extremely hard, and you've clearly never worked in a restaurant. Time consuming drinks are a bitch. And why does someone need to drink so much sugar? Man up and get a beer
I have to wonder though. If so many people complain about it that it takes a long time and such...then either quit, since when you sign up for a job, you know what you may or may not be in for. Either that or you could have a word with management about not serving the drink at all.
haha, if someone keeps ordering mojitos in my bar they find all the bar staff start to pretend to not notice them when they come up. They soon get the hint... i hate making mojitos
there is absolutely nothing worse then being 5, 6, 7 people deep at your bar and having some douche bag walk up with a straight face and ask you for multiple mojito's. are there worse things in the world of bartending? yes, probably. but nothing comes to mind right now. aside from the utter annoyance of having to make these things one by one, its a douche bag drink. i bartend in NYC and in my eyes i see this as a seasonal drink...unfortunately a douche bag is a douche bag for all seasons.
Nico.... They just take forever to make and you have to make them one at a time. I work for a corporate restaurant and make about 40 of these a day, so this definitely was one of my favorite episodes
Too true. Screw mojitos... Worst thing to make period. Then 90% of the time someone complains about too much mint or about stuff floating in their drink. Do your bartender a favor: Stop ordering these turds of a drink.
@Nicochara It takes a while if you do it CORRECTLY. Some people do it differently but it's the steps that take a while. Rush it and it'll simply look like crap.
Funny thing, this true as shit...... I fucking hate make mojitos, one night these asian guys come in and sit at one of my cocktail tablde and orders 7 fuckin mojitos. think about this skit, i was like Na man where outta mint, he was like for real, and i was like yeah. he orders something different, a hot chick comes in and orders one so i make it for her and the dude was like i thought you was out of mint, and I told him yeah we are for you guys...
Being a Bartender myself yeah you HAVE to laugh at these videos. They're awesome! I've been doing this for over a decade and I've seen great tippers and bad ones. They balance out. For you bartenders that read this; Keep doin' your thing and remember, we do what we do because it's a long lost art. For you lousy tippers, I guess what you do is an art as well! LOL... Anyways, these vids are all in good fun. Don't take it serious and just laugh a little.
People really need to calm down and understand that this video series is intended for bartenders, and being a bartender I appreciate the humor. And just like most sketch comedy there is a lot of hyperbole. IF a bartender really acted like this they would be fired. And as for getting a real job, it is a real job like any other, but most of us only bartend 1-3 nights a week... because anymore will interfere with our "real" jobs during the day. We just like bartending and the money is GREAT TOO!
and for people that say, get another job, you dont have to work there. If you dont tip, go to fucking McDonalds. They make a lot more an hour to put up with you cocksuckers. Oh, and you wonder why your food has a funny texture.......Its because we remember your cheep fuckface! Its a game we like to play......guess the secretion!
All of you douche bags that think you dont have to tip.....think about this. You like a place, its convenient to where you live. It has great food, great atmoshpere. Everything about the place is great. U dickheads come in and dont tip. Guess what? The people that are good at their job, take pride in what they do, and work for tips....go somewhere else where inconsiderate asshole don't go. Then you have someone like you come in, that just plain suck, give u shitty service..oh, but you dont care.
I was a waitress at a bar and waited on a whole party of almost 25 people. All of the drinks went on one tab (is was a business mans credit card, he was going to pay for all of it). He made the comment to me when they first got there "be sure to keep up, we drink fast" and throughout the party I received several compliments from not only him but other customers in his group. His bill was close to 700 dollars, and he ended up tipping me 50 dollars. (he was the only tab I had that afternoon...)
@914576 -- point blank, if you come in to my bar and act like a douchbag, i reserve the right to refuse service to you-- don't like it? Go somewhere else; i won't tolerate blowhards who think they run the show; you can keep your money and your dollar tip
@TheEzralite lol..I dont mean to be a douchbag but at the same time if I'm paying I want to be sereved my drink but if I'm waiting for ever of course I'm going to get a little obnoxious...I'm not one of those $1 tipers I take care of my bartenders and or waiters I far exced the 15% tip rule as a matter of fact I dont beleive in it I use to work at a place where tips made a big difference and when I got stiffed I was pissed so I know what it's like
Seriously everyone on here that is saying he's a dick or bartenders are lazy. You obviously aren't a bartender and never have been. If you work in a high volume bar it does suck to make mojitos and honestly if you like mojitos thaaaat much make that shit at home. Limes and Mint are at your local grocery store.
hahahaha, screw mojitos, unless I'm making them for myself. I have never in my life used a blender for someone else either. If you wan't a Pina Colada, go to f**king Chili's.
hat we deal with. Don't get me wrong, there are other jobs that are tougher (police service, paramedics, fire service) but we will always be a target because of the environment we work in. I love my job and I would never give it up because of the fun, the atmosphere and my love of creating new drinks people enjoy. These vids are fiction, enjoy them for what they are, not argue over who did this, he said! Bartenders of the world, I salute you :)
I'm sorry, but after reading some of the comments attached to these vids I feel I need to raise a few points. Yes, we all work in the customer service industry and we all have to deal with total idiots. In the bar industry, we deal with more than most of them. We don't just deal with your "moaning about something broke" customer or your "my food doesn't taste right" customer... Second to the police, we deal with the most volatile customer going! "Intoxicated, emotional & sometimes violent" is w
The issue here is that the type of customer who makes an order like this at closing almost never tips accordingly. I'm not jaded enough to do something like this but I can see it on a bad night.
@eseks hehehe you need to RELAX sweetheart! Your right, every job has tedious & mundane tasks & all customer service jobs require you to deal with stupid requests & pain in the butt people but you should really try hospitality before you talk down to people who have been doing it for years,its the one industry that requires a certain PERSONALITY! the saying 'The customer is always right' doesn't apply in hospo!By the way,I get paid I shit load to do what I LOVE n I'm good at it too! PEACE!
@eseks hehehe you need to RELAX sweetheart! Your right, every job has tedious & mundane tasks & all customer service jobs require you to deal with stupid requests & pain in the butt people but you should really try hospitality before you talk down to people who have been doing it for years,its the one industry that requires a certain PERSONALITY! the saying 'The customer is always right' doesn't apply in hospo!By the way, I get paid I shit load to do what I LOVE n I'm good at it too! PEACE!
I've made so many mojitos where I work, I have a good system down to take some steps out of the equation. We carry Monin brand gourmet flavored syrups, and they offer a mojito simple syrup that has natural sugar, mint and lime flvor added. Honestly you can mix an ounce of it with 2oz rum over ice, and by taste, no one can tell the diff. but ppl like to see and smell the fresh mint, so I throw the syrup, ice, rum, mint, and lime wedge in a shaker, shake vigorously, pour into glass and garnish.
Love this video. And if you dont like this video, you are not a bartender and does not work in the customer service industry and is a person who orders mojitos and dont tip for shit. Sorry if I offended anybody that does not know how to order a real drink.
Bahahaha that is AWESOME! I hate making god damn mojito's.....
@esks have you ever worked in a bar before?? I mean, really? Do you have any clue about the industry? Try working it before preaching 'customer service' to bartenders!!
@crbosslady78 Get off your high horse. Bartenders aren't the only people in the world doing customer service. Every job in customer service has both fun and extremely annoying tasks. It's not up to you to choose which tasks you happen to feel like doing. And no, I have never worked as a bartender nor do I have the desire to. I make way more money doing something I enjoy.
The point is that we can make more in tips slingin' beers in the time that it takes to make a couple time consuming drinks. It's a money thing. Believe it or not, some of us only make a little over $3.50hr and still have bills to pay. Also anybody inconsiderate enough to do that when a bar is busy, is usually the type of D-bag that doesn't tip anyway. It's not rocket science. Difficult customers go thirsty.
@at3sams If I politely order an item from your menu and you respond like the bartender in the video then sorry I ain't the douche - you are. It is in no way above and beyond your job description. I'm sorry if you feel that your compensation isn't good enough but it really isn't and shouldn't be my concern as a customer. If you treat customers like this it won't take long before you have no one left to serve.
i had this once, we were about to close and a guy came up and ordered 3 mojitos. and then after i was nice enough to make them he didn't even tip me great customer. and please no one say thats your job or they were probably shit mojitos thats why you didn't get tipped because at 2am in the morning your just a tool coming up and asking for 3 mojitos
@paulyb1987 come on!! that IS your job! You get paid until 2am, so you better make the drink the customer asks for!!! If I was running a bar and one of my bartenders complained about making a drink at 2am in the morning i would fucking sack his ass!!!
@tommiceres hahahaha can i ask a question, have you ever worked behind a bar? because asking for a cocktail at closing is like walking into a restaurant when the kitchen is closed and asking them for a main course meal...... doubt it would happen and it IS there job to do it
if you were running a restaurant and someone refused to make a main course meal at closing time would you 'fucking sack his ass'?
@paulyb1987 Yes I have, but man you are retarded... comparing a main course at a closed kitchen and a drink?! You said that you were 'about to' close... If the bar is open and the bartender refuses to make a drink to a customer regardless which hour of the night I would fire him yes... When the bar is open and the bartender is on the clock he is making what there is being ordered... very simple!!
@tommiceres ok can i just say that youtube is a public forum and people can come and watch a video and then give there opinion about it. i have enjoyed hearing your views and opinions on this video but really people that then start name calling and trying to insult people is just immature and lame.
@paulyb1987 i don't even know what the fuck a mojito is but quit your bitching and make the fucking drink. It's your job. You don't like it? Get a job that's harder than pouring drinks and get a decent wage.
@skihat if we're that replaceable then stay at home and make your own fucking drinks! I bet you don't even know what the base ingredient is in a daquiri! You're a dickhead, move on.
@SilkVerb paying for awfully done drink and a dickhead bartender sucks too ;-) if somebody likes mojito, dont force him something else... or dont expect tip or respect
@marito242 Wow, grow up. I have to do shitty stuff for my boss/clients all the time. I may not like it but I put on a smile every time. Good customer service is part of being professional and running a successful business.
@eseks Sure bro, the truth is that we bartenders go to work to make money, and some of us work in a high volume establishment. We try to please as much customers as we can but the truth is you cant please everybody, so if it means not making u a mojito even though we have the ingredients offends you, your probably a douche who dont know how to tip for shit. Mojito drinkers really are a waste of time, order a real drink and stop complaining all the time
@Setforlife69 I live in a country where tipping isn't customary. Bartenders make a decent salary (that is way above the minimum wage in the US for example). That being said, I usually tip to bartenders that are polite and give me good service. To the others? Not so much. I very rarely order Mojitos at a high volume bars anyway because they tend to be poorly made. Also, what do you mean by real drink? Are you 16 years old in the head or something?
...Ever been to a party where the host is set on making everyone the "most delicious and fresh" mojitos? He spends the whole evening in the kitchen muddling mint and lime. At least at a party, no one's in a hurry. But ordering 5 mojitos over the bar is just unruly unless they are making them by the pitcher. It is also discourteous to people who are also waiting to order drinks.
If you have never been a bartender you probably won't get it. ALL Bartenders can appreciate this. It is not that they are lazy. It is just one of the things that sucks about the job. Just like any other job. These videos are the Office Space for Bartenders!!
@xtopher The problem is how time consuming they are, while I'm making 5 mojitos there's gunna be 10 more people waiting for me to help them while your dickhead ass orders 5 mojito's in a busy bar, slow bar= different story
Mojitos are a bitch to make let alone 5. I think it's funny when's guy comes up and orders a bitch drink. My favorite drink to pour: bottled beer hahahahahaha
Not gonna lie. I love mojitos and I probably order way too many. Went to Dick's Last Resort in San Diego and the bartender cut me off from mojitos after ordering 5.
For anyone defending these real life types - why become a bartender if you hate mixing drinks? Get a job better suited for you as a fucking trash collector.
@skihat Showing respect is not so hard, either. Funny enough, EVERYONE in the bar is replaceable - the customer included. For every jackass that asks for 8 different layered shots and tips for shit, there are plenty of other customers that order precisely, concisely and tip accordingly. Thank you and fuck off.
@tiffanykirk89 No, 'tiffanykirk89', First off, I am a bartender, not a 21 year old cocktail waitress. Secondly, I've been working in bars for 17 years and bartending for 12. To say that I don't know what it is like shows how ignorant and young you really are.
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people like elchorizo bitching about this one not only have clearly never worked in a bar, but have also never tried to make a mojito. sure i'd love to spend 10 minutes making your 5 drinks so you can tip me 2 bucks while the 8 other customers wait for me to finish.
visno 4 days ago
people like elchorizo bitching about this one not only have clearly never worked in a bar, but have also never tried to make a mojito. sure i'd love to spend 10 minutes making your 5 drinks so you can tip me 2 bucks while the 8 other customers wait for me to finish.
visno 4 days ago
Hey other bartenders on here: have you ever noticed how douche-y/ bad at tipping 80% of people who order mojitos actually are?
frenchieissohot 1 month ago 3
@frenchieissohot And that, I suspect, is the real reason to hate making mojitos.
raizumichin 1 week ago
gahh...you know how many times I have prayed to be out of mint?!?? And reading some of the comments on here are hysterical...maybe there needs to be some sort of warning clip that lets all the idiots know, this video is not real. It's a joke...the whole series is about what us bartenders wish we could do....
amac0912 1 month ago
A few weeks ago I made cocktails at a staff party for one of the biggest fast food restaurants in the world. 50% of all the cocktails that night I've been mademojitos.
At the beginning of the evening is this just sucks after a certain time you get a routine and have them within seconds.
So do not be bartenders, just do your job!
Koenraadotten 1 month ago
i love it how everyone who watches these magically becomes a fucking bartender when they were in college -__-
imracherss 2 months ago
It's not hard to make a Mojito in a hurry... throw the mint, sugar, rum into a shaker with some ice, shake the shit out of it then top with soda. EASY.
flamegirl86 3 months ago
@flamegirl86 You're making a shit mojito.
TheCuriousBriton 2 months ago 3
@flamegirl86 Its easy, YOU DON'T SHAKE A MOJIITO!
Koenraadotten 1 month ago
@Koenraadotten And she also forgets the lemon :)
spywix 1 month ago
Here's a perfect example of the stupid shit we put up with. Last night, a lady ordered "A fuzzy navel with seven drops of grenadine and two cherries with the stems taken off" Seven drops of grenadine?? Really lady? Do you think we keep eye droppers behind the bar for assholes like yourself??
rayne68 3 months ago
Hey all of you assholes that obviously never worked service industry: I'll pay you that lousy dollar NOT to make you a fucking mojito.
CatWinstanley 3 months ago 2
GUYS!!!! This is a comedy skit for fuck sake!! Stop with the moral speeches about how the bartender needs to stop being a dick!! Damn, he's just doing skits about stuff we would all LOVE to do at work behind a bar. I've been a bartender for 25 years now..it's called Letting off some steam...we have to deal with assholes every night, and when you add alcohol, they're just bigger, drunken assholes....jesus you guys get too damn preachy in these threads.
rayne68 3 months ago 6
@rayne68 I get that you get pissed off some times. But why is it wrong for me to ask for any kind of drink? I'll drink whatever the fuck i want and it's your JOB to make it for me. If you aren't go find another job...
jkklouna 3 months ago
@jkklouna I don't get pissed off when someone orders a drink. And yes, it's MY job to make a drink..but with THAT kind of an attitude, see if you get one out of me. You won't and I'll keep on bartending. I've been doing it for 25 years and people with the 'customer is always right' attitude doesn't last long. If I have the stuff to make the drink someone asks for I'll make it no fucking problem. I have no problem making mojitos. And like I said this is a comedy video so quit being so pissy
rayne68 3 months ago
I don't make mojitos where I work thank god. They take too damn long and you're probably not going to even get a good tip for it so yeah, make your freaking mojitos at home dumbass
rayne68 3 months ago
*throws limes in the garbage bin*...
"I'm out of mint.."
yep, he's pissed alright
En0Sin 3 months ago
does he ever serve anything ?
AntlerDesim 3 months ago
It's your job, fucking do it.
you dont see a "the shop attendant hates you" do you?
DavoFulisic 3 months ago
@DavoFulisic It's just an act, you're acting like it's real.
killsmash540 3 months ago in playlist More videos from 0generationawesome0
In Brazil its the same with Caipirinhas... lol...sorry, out of Lemon ;)
redemption18 3 months ago
@redemption18 lime :)
jceiras 3 months ago
BAHAHAHA YES! I fucking hate making Mojito's!
XxHappyEmo2xX 3 months ago
if it's on the menu then he he's just an asshole that's he's job ...
Tutorial4dummies 3 months ago
I just stay home and drink alone.
mf91007 3 months ago in playlist The Bartender Hates You Series 2 7
aw, but I love mojitos!
mattlohkamp 3 months ago in playlist The Bartender Hates You Series 2
oh man this is true, nothing more fucking annoying than mojitos, especially ordered like that
gnar420 3 months ago
my god... as someone who bartended for quite a while, i wanted to do this so many times.
torbad 3 months ago
Really, it's common etiquette to not order complicated drinks during a busy crowd or a chain restaurant. If you go to a speakeasy, or a place that is specialized in cocktails then that's the place to do it. Most people lack that common sense.
LeFromageFantastique 3 months ago
Mojitos aren't actually all that bad, an average one takes about 8 seconds to prepare. My issue with them is, however, that after going 5 days straight for 10 hours per day the strain on my wrists, hands, and elbows causes for some serious pain. Making them in a chain is basically begging to fuck up your hands an arms.
XxOokamiSamaxX 4 months ago in playlist The Bartender Hates You Series 2
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this is the best one!
krillin876 4 months ago
mojito is easy to prepare but it takes time to do....hahaha
akilisatolitot 4 months ago
I bartend and I hate making mojitos too as they completely fuck up the rhythm that I have during a busy night. But like any job there are things that are required of you that you don't want to do, at the end of the day I still make good money and meet some pretty interesting people,
you get shitty people no matter what job you're in, atleast in the bartending world you also meet some great regulars who a lot of the time pay you to hang out with them.
P.s. Hate using the blender too :P
Ninjapimp187 5 months ago
That's why I don't stock mint. If your bar/restaurant does, your bar manager's an asshole. If you're any kind of busy, there's no way you've got 3 minutes to make one fucking drink.
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LeFromageFantastique 3 months ago
@skatejason if you take 3 minutes to make a mojito you rly suck at bartendering
keep7smiling 3 months ago
@keep7smiling You don't know shit about bartending, or shit about making a mojito. So go play some more Starcraft and sob into your body pillow.
skatejason 3 months ago
@skatejason are you somewhat retarded to be that offensive? you should meet a doctor!
keep7smiling 3 months ago
lmao thata boy
CDNKushOnly 5 months ago
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I would have done the same thing, or gave him the ingredients and told him to make them himself
RuckasNucka1100 5 months ago
Just pray you don't get the fresh bar!!!!!
bnicholls507 5 months ago
If I could have a dollar for every time I get slammed by 21 year old kids with mojitos I would be a millionaire. My restaurant offers coconut, mango, passion fruit, cherry, rasperberry, blackberry, strawberry, and pomegranate mojitos.
Guess what, an average night is juggling them shits till I'm blue in the face.
XxOokamiSamaxX 5 months ago in playlist The Bartender Hates You Series 2
It's meant to be funny people... I thought it was hilarious!
Donclat 5 months ago
LOL so fucken true. Ive done this!
iguisard 6 months ago
This video relates to me so much as a cocktail barman! I HATE MAKING MOJITOS!
Joseph901130 6 months ago
Since some of you STILL are unaware....the only income bartenders have is the tips we earn. Two dollars an hour simply doesn't count. Therefore, if you order a drink that takes five minutes to make, you are COSTING me money. And usually someone inconsiderate enough to order a drink like that isn't someone who's going to tip...so it's a complete loss for me to waste my time on you. There are exceptions, sure....but I have responsibilities, and I don't feel like gambling with my time.
Ka1evra 6 months ago
@Ka1evra
where do you work? cuz im not going to that place. Being a bartender myself, YOU are WRONG! Yes bartenders usually have a problem with mojitos or a lot of other drinks, not cuz they take a long time to make, usually because people dont like making the same cocktail over and over again,. If you feel their twisting your arm when you have to make 5 mojitos, then this is not the job you should be doing. IF YOU dont know T.I.P.S.= to.improve.prompt.service. not P.A.Y.D.A.Y.
hunbarmojo 6 months ago
If you choose to become a bartender I would assume you like making drinks :|
Zolkz1Zneew 6 months ago
well that bartender sure knows how to raise the earnings for that bar...
MrSkinheadof69 6 months ago
Matta min.
chinwaggler 6 months ago
I have a feeling this bar won't be open much longer. lol
quirpco 6 months ago
So a bartender's attitude is: "My entire job consists of making drinks...but only if they're easy, otherwise it pisses me off."? That's a fine work ethic.
elchorizo 7 months ago 161
@elchorizo SO you've obviosuly never worked behind a bar and are talking complete bullshit...
mrmojorisin9999 6 months ago
@elchorizo Lol, I bet you don't tip worth a shit! This little movie was made specifically for douchebags like yourself. A Mojitos takes a couple of minutes to make and when it's closing time or a speed bar it's a bullshit drink to order. Screw everyone else, they can wait! Or screw him, hes about to close and I want my Mojitos . So yeah we might have a bit of an attitude with this drink due to the type of asshole that orders it.
berwinch 5 months ago 2
@elchorizo No. We are simply bored with making, what is now, the most over-ordered drink in bars because people don't have enough imagination to try anything different. Mojitos aren't particularly good and there are a million different ways to make it so more often than not the person ordering it will tell you they have had it made differently/better somewhere else. If you want to be boring, then at least order something that doesn't take so damn long to make.
jinxed54 4 months ago 3
The problem is not so much the drink in itself, it's in the time it takes. A bar that's not making too many Mojitos will take a lot more time than one who makes loads. It's all in the prep, a lot of people forget that. The ones who get pissed off are just not prepared for them.
Where I work we had a surge in the demand of Mojitos, so I changed the way we prep, and what used to take us ages now takes seconds.
In the mean time, with the thousands of recipes out there, there's always ONE you hate !
Floflyz 4 months ago
@elchorizo Ever try to make Mojitos all night long for 8 months straight?
Lets see what that does to your wrists, elbows, and carpal tunnel.
XxOokamiSamaxX 4 months ago in playlist The Bartender Hates You Series 2
@XxOokamiSamaxX
This is stupid. Making dough, and rolling dough, and making pizzas kills your wrists (real pizzas, not dominoes bullshit). Especially when you're constantly doing it ALL DAY and all night, as opposed to our bartenders making drinks in the evening. Both the cooks and bartenders agree, there's specific orders we hate. However, That doesn't mean we're not going to make pizzas and people should never order one, or never order a moj. If you can't do the job, then don't do it.
LeFromageFantastique 3 months ago 3
@elchorizo It's like that with any job. "My entire job consists of babysitting kids, but only if they're not brats". "My entire job consists of taking care of old people, but only if they don't shit their pants". "My entire job consists of training dogs, but only if they don't bite me"
callmejitters 3 months ago 5
@elchorizo Can't give this enough thumbs up... I love the rest of the videos so far, but this is just being lazy...
mureedahmad 3 months ago
@elchorizo You've obviously never made a Mojito
Adanmayne 3 months ago
@Adanmayne And you have obviously never changed the oil on a turbodiesel truck so lifted you have to stand on the bumper to see the engine. It takes about 10 times as long as on a regular car. Doesn't change the fact that you have to do it. BTW, the Mojito ones are the only videos I don't like. Customers being dicks or annoying, fuck them. But a customer expecting you to do your job? That guy wasn't being a dick on purpose, just like diesel owners don't buy their trucks just to piss me off.
MercC23k 3 months ago
@MercC23k And I'm sure that you are not getting paid $3.50/hr to change that persons oil, either. If, as a bartender, I got paid a nice hourly wage and was not basing my livelihood off of piece rate tips (meaning I get money from each little job I do, ie drinks), then I would have no problem taking all the time I needed to make sure I made the best damn five mojitos for that guy in the video. But such is not the case. And being a dick on purpose or not is still being a dick.
hamboner126 3 months ago
@elchorizo It's a fucking joke!! A joke. As in not serious. Jesus fucking Christ. Retard.
mikebanica 3 months ago
@elchorizo This video has nothing to do with work ethic. It has everything to do with what you wish you could do at that moment. Just because it's your job, doesn't mean you have to like it. Every time I have to make a mojito, I do it, but I still hate making them. Hating part of your job does not equate to a bad work ethic, it just means you're human. This video just reflects what many bartenders out there would love to do when some DB orders 5 mojitos.
hamboner126 3 months ago 2
@hamboner126 You hit the nail on the head! I don't get the whole "Omg it's YOUR job" bullshit comments in here. This is just a video to make you laugh. The entire series is hilarious. And the people who are bitching have never been behind a bar. No doubt these are the assholes that thing $5.00 is a good tip for a $90.00 tab. Everyone should work the service industry at least one month, so they know what someone being a jerk is really like.
rayne68 3 months ago
@elchorizo No, it's the I'm serving 200 people who want a new drink every 30 minutes, and when someone wants a drink that takes close to a minute to make, it fucks my whole day up.
jesuriah 1 month ago
@elchorizo Excuse me. A bartender's job is extremely hard, and you've clearly never worked in a restaurant. Time consuming drinks are a bitch. And why does someone need to drink so much sugar? Man up and get a beer
NKSULLY 2 weeks ago
A Mojito costs 8 euro, so dont expect a tip. Its expensive enough for a 2 millimeter liquor and the rest is ice and lime.
MrSkinheadof69 8 months ago
@MrSkinheadof69 u my friend are a dick. why don't you go, buy the ingredients, and make it yourself then...
lugoctd 6 months ago
@lugoctd A make one for you with my dick and add some special ingredients to it... how about that for starters ??
MrSkinheadof69 6 months ago
I have to wonder though. If so many people complain about it that it takes a long time and such...then either quit, since when you sign up for a job, you know what you may or may not be in for. Either that or you could have a word with management about not serving the drink at all.
Hean 8 months ago
haha, if someone keeps ordering mojitos in my bar they find all the bar staff start to pretend to not notice them when they come up. They soon get the hint... i hate making mojitos
nevillebloodybartos 8 months ago
there is absolutely nothing worse then being 5, 6, 7 people deep at your bar and having some douche bag walk up with a straight face and ask you for multiple mojito's. are there worse things in the world of bartending? yes, probably. but nothing comes to mind right now. aside from the utter annoyance of having to make these things one by one, its a douche bag drink. i bartend in NYC and in my eyes i see this as a seasonal drink...unfortunately a douche bag is a douche bag for all seasons.
queeenbeeone2 8 months ago
HAHAHAHA....I'VE DONE THAT....HAHAHAHAHA
MyUnlucky13 8 months ago
Nico.... They just take forever to make and you have to make them one at a time. I work for a corporate restaurant and make about 40 of these a day, so this definitely was one of my favorite episodes
randiwuhl 9 months ago
Too true. Screw mojitos... Worst thing to make period. Then 90% of the time someone complains about too much mint or about stuff floating in their drink. Do your bartender a favor: Stop ordering these turds of a drink.
smmonroe78 9 months ago in playlist The Bartender Hates You Series 2 3
Whats so bad about making a mojito exactly? Does it take a long time?
Nicochara 9 months ago
@Nicochara It takes a while if you do it CORRECTLY. Some people do it differently but it's the steps that take a while. Rush it and it'll simply look like crap.
kilome15 9 months ago
But, I like to drink mojitos. ='(
ona1098 9 months ago
Funny thing, this true as shit...... I fucking hate make mojitos, one night these asian guys come in and sit at one of my cocktail tablde and orders 7 fuckin mojitos. think about this skit, i was like Na man where outta mint, he was like for real, and i was like yeah. he orders something different, a hot chick comes in and orders one so i make it for her and the dude was like i thought you was out of mint, and I told him yeah we are for you guys...
paulfury1 10 months ago
Hahahahaha, I do the same at my bar XD
Fucking mojitos!
Rabiespojke 10 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahah lolllllll i wish i could do that man
TheBoorkie 11 months ago
Being a Bartender myself yeah you HAVE to laugh at these videos. They're awesome! I've been doing this for over a decade and I've seen great tippers and bad ones. They balance out. For you bartenders that read this; Keep doin' your thing and remember, we do what we do because it's a long lost art. For you lousy tippers, I guess what you do is an art as well! LOL... Anyways, these vids are all in good fun. Don't take it serious and just laugh a little.
kennethagray1 11 months ago 3
haha fucking love this one, i remember times accidentally droppin mint supplies on floor oh oh no more mojitos haha
FlairJunkies 11 months ago
People really need to calm down and understand that this video series is intended for bartenders, and being a bartender I appreciate the humor. And just like most sketch comedy there is a lot of hyperbole. IF a bartender really acted like this they would be fired. And as for getting a real job, it is a real job like any other, but most of us only bartend 1-3 nights a week... because anymore will interfere with our "real" jobs during the day. We just like bartending and the money is GREAT TOO!
beanlams 11 months ago 2
and for people that say, get another job, you dont have to work there. If you dont tip, go to fucking McDonalds. They make a lot more an hour to put up with you cocksuckers. Oh, and you wonder why your food has a funny texture.......Its because we remember your cheep fuckface! Its a game we like to play......guess the secretion!
aadmharris 11 months ago
All of you douche bags that think you dont have to tip.....think about this. You like a place, its convenient to where you live. It has great food, great atmoshpere. Everything about the place is great. U dickheads come in and dont tip. Guess what? The people that are good at their job, take pride in what they do, and work for tips....go somewhere else where inconsiderate asshole don't go. Then you have someone like you come in, that just plain suck, give u shitty service..oh, but you dont care.
aadmharris 11 months ago 2
don't worry about the mint.
violet698 11 months ago
funny how every bartender round the world hates to work `till the end, i wonder if the job is so tough or they`re just lazy..
Rill0r 1 year ago
@Rill0r the job is tough. period.
lilialaminae 11 months ago
@janetplanet311
He straight stiffed u.. $50 on a $700... Thats sad..
Bangbronco4 1 year ago
I was a waitress at a bar and waited on a whole party of almost 25 people. All of the drinks went on one tab (is was a business mans credit card, he was going to pay for all of it). He made the comment to me when they first got there "be sure to keep up, we drink fast" and throughout the party I received several compliments from not only him but other customers in his group. His bill was close to 700 dollars, and he ended up tipping me 50 dollars. (he was the only tab I had that afternoon...)
janetplanet311 1 year ago
if im paying you better make my dam drink i'll buy the dam bar out
914576 1 year ago
@914576 -- point blank, if you come in to my bar and act like a douchbag, i reserve the right to refuse service to you-- don't like it? Go somewhere else; i won't tolerate blowhards who think they run the show; you can keep your money and your dollar tip
TheEzralite 1 year ago
@TheEzralite lol..I dont mean to be a douchbag but at the same time if I'm paying I want to be sereved my drink but if I'm waiting for ever of course I'm going to get a little obnoxious...I'm not one of those $1 tipers I take care of my bartenders and or waiters I far exced the 15% tip rule as a matter of fact I dont beleive in it I use to work at a place where tips made a big difference and when I got stiffed I was pissed so I know what it's like
914576 1 year ago
@914576 learn how to spell damn :)
JoeLangley 1 year ago
@914576 How do you plan on buying and running a bar if you can't even figure out how to use a shift key or any sort of punctuation?
hamboner126 3 months ago
Seriously everyone on here that is saying he's a dick or bartenders are lazy. You obviously aren't a bartender and never have been. If you work in a high volume bar it does suck to make mojitos and honestly if you like mojitos thaaaat much make that shit at home. Limes and Mint are at your local grocery store.
Rae1788 1 year ago 2
hahahaha, screw mojitos, unless I'm making them for myself. I have never in my life used a blender for someone else either. If you wan't a Pina Colada, go to f**king Chili's.
SoCalL0VE 1 year ago
hat we deal with. Don't get me wrong, there are other jobs that are tougher (police service, paramedics, fire service) but we will always be a target because of the environment we work in. I love my job and I would never give it up because of the fun, the atmosphere and my love of creating new drinks people enjoy. These vids are fiction, enjoy them for what they are, not argue over who did this, he said! Bartenders of the world, I salute you :)
DuskGraphics 1 year ago
I'm sorry, but after reading some of the comments attached to these vids I feel I need to raise a few points. Yes, we all work in the customer service industry and we all have to deal with total idiots. In the bar industry, we deal with more than most of them. We don't just deal with your "moaning about something broke" customer or your "my food doesn't taste right" customer... Second to the police, we deal with the most volatile customer going! "Intoxicated, emotional & sometimes violent" is w
DuskGraphics 1 year ago
on this one he's just being an asshole..
NeilCohen 1 year ago
"well then send your barback to get more mint you fucking prick"
xPachacha 1 year ago
The issue here is that the type of customer who makes an order like this at closing almost never tips accordingly. I'm not jaded enough to do something like this but I can see it on a bad night.
jaime1396 1 year ago
Unless you are at a tropical themed restaurant or bar, ordering a mojito is strictly amateur and is ground for removal from the premises.
lura89 1 year ago
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@eseks hehehe you need to RELAX sweetheart! Your right, every job has tedious & mundane tasks & all customer service jobs require you to deal with stupid requests & pain in the butt people but you should really try hospitality before you talk down to people who have been doing it for years,its the one industry that requires a certain PERSONALITY! the saying 'The customer is always right' doesn't apply in hospo!By the way,I get paid I shit load to do what I LOVE n I'm good at it too! PEACE!
crbosslady78 1 year ago
@eseks hehehe you need to RELAX sweetheart! Your right, every job has tedious & mundane tasks & all customer service jobs require you to deal with stupid requests & pain in the butt people but you should really try hospitality before you talk down to people who have been doing it for years,its the one industry that requires a certain PERSONALITY! the saying 'The customer is always right' doesn't apply in hospo!By the way, I get paid I shit load to do what I LOVE n I'm good at it too! PEACE!
crbosslady78 1 year ago
I've made so many mojitos where I work, I have a good system down to take some steps out of the equation. We carry Monin brand gourmet flavored syrups, and they offer a mojito simple syrup that has natural sugar, mint and lime flvor added. Honestly you can mix an ounce of it with 2oz rum over ice, and by taste, no one can tell the diff. but ppl like to see and smell the fresh mint, so I throw the syrup, ice, rum, mint, and lime wedge in a shaker, shake vigorously, pour into glass and garnish.
forcebwitya 1 year ago
Love this video. And if you dont like this video, you are not a bartender and does not work in the customer service industry and is a person who orders mojitos and dont tip for shit. Sorry if I offended anybody that does not know how to order a real drink.
Setforlife69 1 year ago 2
@Setforlife69 Hahahahaha! AMEN TO THAT!
crbosslady78 1 year ago
Bahahaha that is AWESOME! I hate making god damn mojito's.....
@esks have you ever worked in a bar before?? I mean, really? Do you have any clue about the industry? Try working it before preaching 'customer service' to bartenders!!
crbosslady78 1 year ago
@crbosslady78 Get off your high horse. Bartenders aren't the only people in the world doing customer service. Every job in customer service has both fun and extremely annoying tasks. It's not up to you to choose which tasks you happen to feel like doing. And no, I have never worked as a bartender nor do I have the desire to. I make way more money doing something I enjoy.
eseks 1 year ago
@eseks please watch The Bartender Hates You #6...I dedicate this one to you! Enjoy....
crbosslady78 1 year ago
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crbosslady78 1 year ago
The point is that we can make more in tips slingin' beers in the time that it takes to make a couple time consuming drinks. It's a money thing. Believe it or not, some of us only make a little over $3.50hr and still have bills to pay. Also anybody inconsiderate enough to do that when a bar is busy, is usually the type of D-bag that doesn't tip anyway. It's not rocket science. Difficult customers go thirsty.
at3sams 1 year ago
@at3sams If I politely order an item from your menu and you respond like the bartender in the video then sorry I ain't the douche - you are. It is in no way above and beyond your job description. I'm sorry if you feel that your compensation isn't good enough but it really isn't and shouldn't be my concern as a customer. If you treat customers like this it won't take long before you have no one left to serve.
eseks 1 year ago
anyone that`s worked in a high volume club that serves mojitos knows the feeling!
McProlific 1 year ago
i had this once, we were about to close and a guy came up and ordered 3 mojitos. and then after i was nice enough to make them he didn't even tip me great customer. and please no one say thats your job or they were probably shit mojitos thats why you didn't get tipped because at 2am in the morning your just a tool coming up and asking for 3 mojitos
paulyb1987 1 year ago 25
@paulyb1987 come on!! that IS your job! You get paid until 2am, so you better make the drink the customer asks for!!! If I was running a bar and one of my bartenders complained about making a drink at 2am in the morning i would fucking sack his ass!!!
tommiceres 1 year ago
@tommiceres hahahaha can i ask a question, have you ever worked behind a bar? because asking for a cocktail at closing is like walking into a restaurant when the kitchen is closed and asking them for a main course meal...... doubt it would happen and it IS there job to do it
if you were running a restaurant and someone refused to make a main course meal at closing time would you 'fucking sack his ass'?
paulyb1987 1 year ago
@paulyb1987 Yes I have, but man you are retarded... comparing a main course at a closed kitchen and a drink?! You said that you were 'about to' close... If the bar is open and the bartender refuses to make a drink to a customer regardless which hour of the night I would fire him yes... When the bar is open and the bartender is on the clock he is making what there is being ordered... very simple!!
tommiceres 1 year ago
@tommiceres ok can i just say that youtube is a public forum and people can come and watch a video and then give there opinion about it. i have enjoyed hearing your views and opinions on this video but really people that then start name calling and trying to insult people is just immature and lame.
paulyb1987 1 year ago
@paulyb1987 i don't even know what the fuck a mojito is but quit your bitching and make the fucking drink. It's your job. You don't like it? Get a job that's harder than pouring drinks and get a decent wage.
zigzag789789 11 months ago
@paulyb1987 wow a bartender angry for a customer who ask cocktails...
elinfiernoentusojos 5 months ago
@paulyb1987 Τhat's your job. Οr they were probably shit mojitos, that's why you didn't get tipped.
maldororfiend 5 months ago
@skihat if we're that replaceable then stay at home and make your own fucking drinks! I bet you don't even know what the base ingredient is in a daquiri! You're a dickhead, move on.
friendlypete 1 year ago 2
LMAO, hell yeah. Making mojitos sucks!
SilkVerb 1 year ago
@SilkVerb paying for awfully done drink and a dickhead bartender sucks too ;-) if somebody likes mojito, dont force him something else... or dont expect tip or respect
hakimESC 1 year ago
wow suck it up and do your job or ill go and spend my money elsewhere
eseks 1 year ago
@eseks Then get a real drink...
aLLNaMeZRTaKeN 1 year ago
@eseks nobody will miss u. but i betyou know how it is
marito242 1 year ago
@eseks nobody will miss u. but i bet you know how it is
marito242 1 year ago
@marito242 Wow, grow up. I have to do shitty stuff for my boss/clients all the time. I may not like it but I put on a smile every time. Good customer service is part of being professional and running a successful business.
eseks 1 year ago 2
@eseks Sure bro, the truth is that we bartenders go to work to make money, and some of us work in a high volume establishment. We try to please as much customers as we can but the truth is you cant please everybody, so if it means not making u a mojito even though we have the ingredients offends you, your probably a douche who dont know how to tip for shit. Mojito drinkers really are a waste of time, order a real drink and stop complaining all the time
Setforlife69 1 year ago
@Setforlife69 I live in a country where tipping isn't customary. Bartenders make a decent salary (that is way above the minimum wage in the US for example). That being said, I usually tip to bartenders that are polite and give me good service. To the others? Not so much. I very rarely order Mojitos at a high volume bars anyway because they tend to be poorly made. Also, what do you mean by real drink? Are you 16 years old in the head or something?
eseks 1 year ago
5 mojitos? Totally thoughtless.
...Ever been to a party where the host is set on making everyone the "most delicious and fresh" mojitos? He spends the whole evening in the kitchen muddling mint and lime. At least at a party, no one's in a hurry. But ordering 5 mojitos over the bar is just unruly unless they are making them by the pitcher. It is also discourteous to people who are also waiting to order drinks.
Hoxd13 1 year ago 2
I like 17 and 9.
SuperOriginalGuy 1 year ago
bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
tactic8jdtango 1 year ago
@skihat go drink your fathers cum
LowTemperatures 1 year ago
geile nummer
Jamfischi 1 year ago
If you have never been a bartender you probably won't get it. ALL Bartenders can appreciate this. It is not that they are lazy. It is just one of the things that sucks about the job. Just like any other job. These videos are the Office Space for Bartenders!!
Montysmomma 1 year ago 3
@Montysmomma you can also understand it if you worked beneath the bartender lol or if you have ever waited tables.
HappyGav89 1 year ago
Mojitos are awesome on a hot day.
Dudley1970 1 year ago
Wow i never knew bartenders hate making mojitos!!
geeeze it's like theyre working or something oh wait YOU ARE WORKING, SUCK IT UP AND MAKE THE FUCKIN MOJITOS!
xtopher 1 year ago
@xtopher The problem is how time consuming they are, while I'm making 5 mojitos there's gunna be 10 more people waiting for me to help them while your dickhead ass orders 5 mojito's in a busy bar, slow bar= different story
bendaniels87 1 year ago
I think I speak for all current and former barkeeps:
Fuck Mojito's! If the barkeep in the video is named Alex, then Alex you rule!!!!!!
You sum up my frustration of over 10 years of rookie's and dumb asses!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If your wondering I am out of the service industry, I would have had to kill some yuppy bastard by now!
Now i have become one..............not really, alex and Mr Jack Danials would't approve!
ironbeeftheband 1 year ago
Mojitos are our most popular drink eeek, we hav a funny vid of our bar in NZ
elhorno1 1 year ago
Mojitos are our most popular drink eeek, we hav a funny vid of our bar in NZ
elhorno1 1 year ago
I. Have. Done. This.
jamesb0nd0o9 1 year ago
Best one so far!
Mojitos are a bitch to make let alone 5. I think it's funny when's guy comes up and orders a bitch drink. My favorite drink to pour: bottled beer hahahahahaha
hockey96dt 1 year ago
This is the best one ever!!!
I do the same damn thing when I don't feel like making them. Fuck mojitos.
MaroonCamaro 1 year ago
i hate to make mojito and caipirinhas after 2am when the pub get the real buzy,always i do the same,i've got no more limes or mint left.
:)
gynstrike 1 year ago
Not gonna lie. I love mojitos and I probably order way too many. Went to Dick's Last Resort in San Diego and the bartender cut me off from mojitos after ordering 5.
ahhhitsjay 1 year ago
This goes along the same lines as "the blender is broken"
tarrat55 1 year ago 3
For anyone defending these real life types - why become a bartender if you hate mixing drinks? Get a job better suited for you as a fucking trash collector.
camshaft30 1 year ago
That was a lame skit, but its true, Mojitos are a biatch to make!
People always ask me,
"What's that stick for?" and I always reply,
"To hit you over the head if you don't behave."
But what I really want to say is
"To hit you in the face because you're a shitty tipper and you ask stupid questions."
melfunction5 1 year ago
DO YOUR JOB FAGS!! ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO POUR A GOD DAMN DRINK! YOU ARE EXTREMELY REPLACEABLE!
skihat 1 year ago
@skihat
well why don't you just go work in a bar then if it isn't SO FUCKING HARD?!
Proyas1984 1 year ago
@skihat well why don't you go work in bar then if it isn't so FUCKING HARD?!
Proyas1984 1 year ago
@skihat Stay home and mix your drinks yourself then ;)
SugarSw337 1 year ago
@skihat Showing respect is not so hard, either. Funny enough, EVERYONE in the bar is replaceable - the customer included. For every jackass that asks for 8 different layered shots and tips for shit, there are plenty of other customers that order precisely, concisely and tip accordingly. Thank you and fuck off.
Lovaelihn 1 year ago 53
@Lovaelihn
You are a fucking idiot and clearly have no idea what it is like to wait tables.
tiffanykirk89 1 year ago
@tiffanykirk89 No, 'tiffanykirk89', First off, I am a bartender, not a 21 year old cocktail waitress. Secondly, I've been working in bars for 17 years and bartending for 12. To say that I don't know what it is like shows how ignorant and young you really are.
Lovaelihn 1 year ago
@Lovaelihn if it pisses you off that much,why dont you get another job?if you live for your tip,maybe get a job that that doesnt tip?
landryqc 1 year ago
These videos are exactly about showing respect-to your bartender, moron.
seansix0 10 months ago