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I don't see why non-Christians would not enjoy this. I am an atheist, and I enjoy it. This clip is not religious at all. Its just a bad ass lizard walking on water. The people who downvoted most likely do not like lizards.

Woppaful 1 week ago

Im guessing everyone who dis video is either not christian or just happens to like unless religion jokes....

FrenchNinja114 1 week ago

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sungoat100 1 week ago

Did anyone else get a Gecco Ad and think it was the video?

RayViewsU 1 week ago

xD. It's like Naruto running on water. LOL

Windaura1 1 week ago

this is fake right?

TheButterflyBre 1 week ago

honey badger doesn't give a shit!

rezarahardian 1 week ago

chuck norris can do that with hand

winneze1 1 week ago

@00:51 Everyday I'm Shufflin'

666JungleBoogie 1 week ago

FENTON!... FENTON!!... FENTON!!!!

ERICROJO156 1 week ago

when i saw on the vid and it said jesus christ. i thought jesus was in. and it does look like jesus on water

reptileman0 1 week ago

awesome xd

xaro1993 1 week ago

jezas!!

TheTwistedTraceur 1 week ago

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he's doin wheelies in the sky homie. always be remembered.

afshin3 1 week ago

WULD NAH KEST!!

AxxingerLuddekudden 1 week ago

RUN FORREST RUNNN

squidgee900 1 week ago

when it runs he should yell FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

mariois25 1 week ago

Jesus trained with this type of lizard=p

arm3497 1 week ago

as it stalks the lizard :)

thersfeva 1 week ago

"Run motha fucka run!"

HalieBaby14 1 week ago 37

0:50 your welcome :)

VERYevilVIDEOop 1 week ago

@VERYevilVIDEOop what for?

scrumhalfwing 1 week ago

holy shit!

greeceisnotinathens 1 week ago

Dubstep in backround.

MultiTrackyBoyz 1 week ago

WEEEEE!!

AlexPGunn 1 week ago

David3

You mean Tim tebow dummy

ferrarimike23 1 week ago

Chuck Norris could swim on dirt THIS IS NOTHING! HAH!

David3Miranda 2 weeks ago

chuck norris can run faster on water

TheOarca 2 weeks ago

Best title ever.

DavidBlandinii 2 weeks ago

I wanna see a Chuck Norris lizard

ss11311086 2 weeks ago

I cant stop thinking about that adult swim commercial...

SpiffyAvacados 2 weeks ago

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whenever i get a video with this douchebag's voice on it, i go straight to an attenborough video to cleanse my ears and soul

jagsonjamie 2 weeks ago

omg i get it

coolrex12 2 weeks ago

So Jesus was a lizard...makes sense.

shagoosty 2 weeks ago

Lizard: "OH FUCK NO, IM NOT BEING ATE TODAY! NAHNAHNAHNAHNAHNAH!!!!

mesner5 2 weeks ago

must be running from Fenton

HelmutVillam 2 weeks ago

@HelmutVillam Nick Fenton?

1994LSSM 2 weeks ago

TEBOW!!!

LoggieRolo9 2 weeks ago

in harry potter,a basilisk is a huge lizard that will eat you but this is just a lizard

rock4eva231 2 weeks ago

@rock4eva231 Thanks for the totally worthless observation.

LoggieRolo9 2 weeks ago

@LoggieRolo9 your welcome .-.

rock4eva231 2 weeks ago

Was anyone else expecting, FENTON! FENTON! OH JESUS CHRIST. FENTON!

BrokenContraception 2 weeks ago

the lizard is road runner and the snake is the coyote

killingstar514 2 weeks ago

0:49 - Just imagine Jesus finally coming back like this, with this music in the background...

stalk8r 2 weeks ago

Big whoop I could do that. Ain't that hard all I need is some flippers and get going fast enough I could totally do it.

Matumbay 2 weeks ago

damn nature, you scary!

mrBoston891 2 weeks ago

the book was better

shamwhat 2 weeks ago

That lizard just did the 'Pimp Walk'

XFinalPheonixX 2 weeks ago

fail name for lizzard...

FOTARAStheGREEK 2 weeks ago

Where is your fucking god now? xD

dariasteam 2 weeks ago

maybe this animal is jesus ha its showing miraacle to the peoples...

ataalps 2 weeks ago

its a miracle!

jazogali 2 weeks ago

This video would be funnier if there was a comma after Christ.

MicahTheZombie 2 weeks ago

run bitch RUN!!

CrystalKirmlen100 2 weeks ago

Snake:hmmm a snack

Lizard: Yeah right

Snake: WTF?!?!?! just happened here...

RsNoob1011 2 weeks ago

FENTON!

SGTxPuszka 2 weeks ago

So, these have been around more than 2000 years, right? That makes the Almighty Saviour a rip-off.

hugosaurus 2 weeks ago

he looks like the one from the geico commercials

Muzulmann 2 weeks ago

woah..how did i get here lol damn it youtube!

MrEvoXI 2 weeks ago

I want 2 walk on water teach me!

superstar12002 2 weeks ago

Jesus actually walked like this hahahaha LOL

goldsaint89 2 weeks ago

Ooh I know what the snake is thinking "what the hell just happened?"

theincredibleyou2413 2 weeks ago 42

@theincredibleyou2413 haha yeah i was gunna wright a coment like this but u did it foe me thanks lol

zombiescod1 2 weeks ago

@theincredibleyou2413 ^ that shit is funny as hell thumbs up for you!

mike10406 2 weeks ago

1:12 "I'm getting outta here!"

Takeshi357 2 weeks ago

So The Bible makers visited South American rainforests

bioknock 2 weeks ago

@MattMcq99 Then you took at penis to an ass

gharper2664 2 weeks ago 2

Now i'm imagining jesus walking on water like a retarded kid just like that lizard

thSannin 2 weeks ago 2

Oh, the snake hissed, did it? You know, most people are actually going to believe that it did. Misinformation there, NatGeo, misinformation. Not good. Next thing you know, we'll have roaring sharks.

fich01 2 weeks ago

please someone give me the soundtrack that begins at 0:58

EeccmanNL 2 weeks ago

Can it turn water into wine??

TheChiobu 2 weeks ago 18

snake: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

godwarmw2 2 weeks ago

@TheVincentism Russell Peters?

Beastie1002 2 weeks ago

JESUS F**KIN CHRIST!

spartan117ism 2 weeks ago

the snake didn't have a high enough sneak level....

johncsck37 2 weeks ago

JESUS CHRIST!

lLGDlNutz 2 weeks ago

Snake: IMPOSSIBRU...!!!!

TheVincentism 3 weeks ago

I could totally do that..all I need is a boat that can go fast enough.

iliketoeatcake 3 weeks ago

*witty comment* *laughter* *top comment*

23Fists 3 weeks ago

Did you guys see the bit where it walked on water?

willjord77 3 weeks ago

@willjord77 Nope.. All I saw was it running on water.. >.>

XxKIllSWITCHGAMINGxX 2 weeks ago

@XxKIllSWITCHGAMINGxX Mere technicalities, it's still definitely the reincarnation of the son of God.

willjord77 2 weeks ago

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Woe to you guys! all of you! you will all perish... corrupt souls! Jesus have done NO WRONG at all, He is the only good and the only GOD. I suggest that in order for you to have brains, research about HIM and read the Holy Bible and be baptized as Catholics. Or, choose your miserable path if you want. Arise oh Lord, and let Thy enemies be scattered. And let them that hate the flee before Thy Holy Face.

sagolito 3 weeks ago

Ninja lizard?

Weigazod 3 weeks ago

Did he just say....BASILISKS!?!?!

**Someone call Harry Potter!!!**

stephiechan909 3 weeks ago

I had to get off the boat so I can walk on water!!!

Arod2113 3 weeks ago

OMG hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AliK7kill 3 weeks ago

Snake: AHA!

Lizard:JESUS CHRIST! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *RUNS ON WATER*

Ravengaurd6 3 weeks ago 27

LMFAO!!!!

mberry1595 3 weeks ago

Dear Santa...

Titanic2331 3 weeks ago

LOL watch his legs go ;D

aprileveangel 3 weeks ago

WATER BENDER LIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xXOwlCityismylifeXx 3 weeks ago

RUN, FOREST, RUN!

CPSPD 3 weeks ago

Only if it can swim through land, I'll give a like!

Battlebug120 3 weeks ago

jesus could walk on water... people are 70% water and i can walk on people.

I AM LE 70% JESUS!

mastercobjay 3 weeks ago

We can't know what the snake was thinking . . .

"FENTON! Oh Jesus Christ! FENTON!"

TheTruemouse 3 weeks ago

k. shouldve been "Jesus Christ! Lizard?"

michlaseven 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos

i used to take an arrow to the knee, but then i walked on water.

kugel7719 3 weeks ago

CAN'T UNDERSTAND PERIOD.

evilprincess771 3 weeks ago

It turns the water to wine as it runs across it XD

Aznaphix 3 weeks ago

i used to walk on water...then i took an arrow to the knee

dragondashwizard 3 weeks ago

I couldnt accompain the lizard at 1:11 OMG!

TheMangaGhost 3 weeks ago

Lol

jaefacts 3 weeks ago

Hes hacking :p

ShadowCrafterX 3 weeks ago

Lizard...Lizard!! Oh jesus christ...OH JESUS CHRIST!!

iiBlack0ut 3 weeks ago

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iiBlack0ut 3 weeks ago

he was using whirl wind sprint ;D

vancecarriere 4 weeks ago

Lizard: Y-Y-YOU'RE!

YOU'RE!

You're too slow!

Minatoleekrinaze 4 weeks ago

Chuck Norris's lizard can swim through land.

ZachAttacksU 4 weeks ago 31

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ZachAttacksU 4 weeks ago

Chuck Norris asked for his kids pet back.

ghajaanan 4 weeks ago

FUS RO DAH!

jack52530 4 weeks ago

The snakes just like "Wait.....what the fuck just happened?"

Tacosforeveryone88 4 weeks ago

Your officially my new god

TheMDZOE 4 weeks ago

snake:holy shit

rainbowkatywolfgirl 4 weeks ago

This thing never gets old LOL

NikkiChama 1 month ago

fentonnnnn

andaloo 1 month ago

is that the real jesus christ? because the one in the books isnt real

Saexism 1 month ago

Snake: jesus can u please heal my daughter shes sick! Jesus lizard: Oh My God women...Piss off!!......runs away -_-

Destiny7349 1 month ago

hahh that's how i run too

xmushie133x 1 month ago

At least the lizard has proof it can walk on water.

LyleVertigo 1 month ago

I LOVE RANDAL SO MUCH BETTER LOL

watyomamagot 1 month ago

You think this is funny...search The Miracle of the Daffy Jesus Lizard (original narration by Randall)

bwak79 1 month ago

Jesus Christ... LIZARD!!!

MarcusLKF001 1 month ago

ist great that lizards have their own lizard christ..

depredize90 1 month ago

JESUS CRHIST! (lizard)

TheGreenTuxedo 1 month ago

Ninja Lizard

zakidine 1 month ago

Boring..Boring.. * Lizard starts running on water * LMFAO:D

NachoCat17 1 month ago

I tried this in my pool, and now i have a big bump on my head...

PCXEntertainment 1 month ago

Hahaha so cute , subhan Allah

Atheer161 1 month ago

The snake was deffinently like i need to stop doing acid. hahahaha

TheSketchyGamingGuy 1 month ago

i used to be able to walk on water then i took and arrow in the knee XD

MrNoobtastic1 1 month ago

@MrNoobtastic1 sorry to be the one to break it to you, but you sound like a gigantic faggot.

kanyegoeswest 1 month ago in playlist jesus and others

can someone please explain this arrow to the knee joke?

sammyandcharliee 1 month ago

RUN FOREST RUN!

PSGODIE 1 month ago

Chuck Norris can do that with one leg

Dust3p 1 month ago

Crap...Why cant I run like that?!

phoenixrider3217 1 month ago

That lil mofo is fast

Cloud10171 1 month ago

Jesus!!!

chipy305jb 1 month ago

Jesus can walk on water, lizards can run on water, chuck norris can swim through land.

PandemicInfektion 1 month ago

Enough of the fucking arrow to the knee jokes. Over half of the people who use the joke don't even know how the joke started.

bigbbewbies 1 month ago

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