Gay Robot - PILOT CLIP 3

[SexyBeast99862]

"I wish i could quiz you" ;)

[Deth43]

clip 2 got blocked by viacom :(

[shaqman145]

"I have a dry sense of humor and a muddy bottom."

[Wampa771]

C-3PO brought me here.

[davidbomb123]

what happen in clip 2

[cky137]

where is this dude from?

[TheHoboholic]

I think nick swardson is pretty much amazing (:

[hawaiidispenser]

The voice is so hilariously perfect in every way.

[jtswhip]

@xxtre15xx by gay robot.

[elambert302]

i think i already have arm touch ahahahah

[Corrysion]

I Tevoed Dane Cook.

[gavinmartin0900]

what happened in clip 2 I can't watch it );

[Lomanjalo]

LMFAO



[eddiesnapper]

funny

[SocaTrain]

lmfaooooo his voice kills me

[kiraashley2002]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



[ulrich1011]

19 people didnt get that x times y equals a over b:)

[BibiayWanitaio830]

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[fooclue2]

ain't no thing but a chicken wing!

[xloud4lifex]

I thought he said i teabagged dane cook .

[codeythesilent]

lol he got hit on by a robot

[MGBootsie]

@HighballDevil ahaha, he says "I tivo'd Dane Cook" like, he recorded an episode of him on tv :P

[AREVENGERv2]

@MGBootsie he said i tv'oed dane cook on leno last night.



[MGBootsie]

@WSLAOK3 BUDDY, YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND. GAYROBOT FOR EVAAAR.

[00kelevra00]

Is the voice of the robot the same guy that plays the uber nerd in Grandmas Boy? The programmer that talked like a robot.

[Erinsaidhello]

@00kelevra00 no, the one who lived with his mom and slept in the car bed. but close!

[00kelevra00]

@Erinsaidhello I know who Nick Swardson is. I thought it was JD.

[jfishcake]

no girls aloud in this show apparently

[HighballDevil]

I get it now. "I'd TiVo'd Dane Cook," because Dane Cook is gay.

[ChrisV82]

"I have a dry sense of humor and a muddy bottom."

[thelonelyslayer]

you can watch the entire "full" pilot episode on myspace.

just look it up and you'll find it. it's great.

[MGBootsie]

OHMYFUCKINGBAJEBUS. I LOVE GAY ROBOT. so funny. 'YEAH, I'M FINE. MIND UR OWN BUSINESS!' XDD

[WSLAOK3]

@MGBootsie LOL FUCK YEAH

[Sup3rShann0n]

Oh the comments section of YouTube vids. I wish I could quit you lol. I dunno why I even read them, they usually ruin the videos for me. If all you mongaloid fukktard assholes would learn to let shit slide, and just laugh cause none of this matters, we'd all be much better off. It's gay robot! Stfu and laugh!

[trufiend138]

cult classic!

[TheTurdBurglur]

@trufiend138 how do you figure?? do you even know what that means??

[trufiend138]

@TheTurdBurglur

obviously you dont! your name implies ur a SHIT EATER, u know?

[TheTurdBurglur]

@trufiend138 Once again obviously you don't. And you obviously don't know what a "burglur" is so congratulations you're stupid twice. And since i don't you blowing a fuse thinking about what it means ill just tell you, my name implies that i STEAL turds, not eat them. But its ok we all cant be smart, have fun coloring for the rest of your life.

[trufiend138]

@TheTurdBurglur

your so fukin gay...

[TheTurdBurglur]

@trufiend138 Sweet comeback!! But i didnt expect anything more from your mongoloid brain.

[trufiend138]

@TheTurdBurglur

Im not from Mongolia...but ur mom is a ho...

[TheTurdBurglur]

@trufiend138 WOW you just proved that you have downs syndrome. Cause mongoloid means a person affected by DS, not that theyre from mongolia you fucking retard. And my mom is a ho?? thats the best you could do?? honestly?? And you wonder why your mom is your only friend.

[bibowski]

hahaha "and a muddy bottom"

[elchafa]

psyche haha just kiddin

[jykonrock]

is nick swardson the robot, cuz it sounds a lot like him

[1usarobin]

@jykonrock yes it is

[MrCrackaplease]

@jykonrock yeah

[xosmvxo912]

lmao "it's seduction by calvin klien...is it working.."

[muralla4000]

aw :(

[RoboSkank69]

Hey humanoids, check out my channel, I am a CYBORG SLUT WITH DOWN-SYNDROME

[samsherbert]

@RoboSkank69 WTF

[voyrnj]

marty tell the gay robot to scratch your ass and play with your balls lol

[jay2692]

lol mind your own bussness . i wish i can quit you

lolol

[Johnbonham911]

"I have a dry sense of humor, and a muddy bottom"

[whitz5]

awesome!

[300Z31]

Well thank you for noticing my ass. My wife thinks it looks good in jeans too.

[truth583]

haha just kedding.

hahahaha

i wish i can quit you

[analfabetax987]

@truth583 lol. but whats funny in that? Im not native english speaker. please explain that.

[truth583]

@analfabetax987 dude that was 2 years ago...

YOU'RE LATE!

[EvilDOOER]

hahahahaha this is so fuckin gay!

[TokenChokin]

yeah im fine mind your own business!

[69Mizos]

I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU! HAHAHAHAHA

[chadharvy]

I love buldges!

[lilzachattack3]

hahahhahah

[Pascwali05]

I think it's still in the works...I hope it is because there are infinite possabilities Swardson can go with this.I love Adam Sandlers whole crew of guys,they are all great.

[D1BonGo]

They dropped it from what I have read. although Nick is still pushing it in his stand up. Personally I don't think this would be a good 30 min show. I think it would be better as clips in a Nick Swanson show. Like "The Adventures of Gay Robot" or something like that. kinda like a Chappelle or Mencia thing.

[aroundthewayboy]

hhaha i think he says "i have a dry sense of humor and a MONEY bottom" not muddy. either way, nastyfunny.

[300Z31]

It's clearly muddy bottom. Money bottom? What the fuck does that even mean?

[aroundthewayboy]

Heh, you clearly have never seen Swingers.

Anyhow, I listened again and couldn't decide which it was, but like a said a year ago, either way it's nastyfunny.

[de4thlux]

Take a guess... meaning there's shit on it. Lol.

[hack7ao]

lol i wish i could quit you...why is a gay robot try to be gay with humans lol

[greenxxghostie]

well, i guess there's not alot of other gay robots out there for him to be gay with, lol!

[TheSwallowingCobra]

lol, omg, this shoulda been a real show... or was it?

[BonelyJonely]

LMFAO - Hilarious !

Thanks

D-M & B

[468416772137]

I cannot quit you beep boop bop.

[sparkamnia]

wats that smell?

Its seduction by Calvin Clein. IS IT WORKING?!

[Superrring2]

LMFA0 chris crocker!!!!!!! thts hilari0uss

[ptfarrell5983]

"I have a dry sense of humor and a muddy bottom". funny shit.

[theregoesguts]

Marty is wayyy hot.

"I wish I could quit you."

xD hahahaha

[latintiger4u]

lmao I wish i could quit you ? !! LOL

[kthxrae]

LOL "i wish i could quit you"

[clfperson2468]

gay robot can go with chris crocker

[guitarplayer174]

cock sucker, i wish i could quit you.

[gavinepcs]

hahahah i dunno why this one go a -1 :S i thought it was rather funny :>

[mianersiyok]

chris crackhead already has a bf, his "brother"...lol.

[SkAtEOrDie67]

LOL that is some funny shit, is it nick swardson or JP from grandma's boy who does the voice?

[TheGamer2533]

nick swardson

[gameon771]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo hi danny

[newclips]

poor robot....

[sbort]

"i wish i could quit you"

: ) gah i love nick swardson <3

[amyrivas]

I know he is adorable!

[WannaScrap12]

"i tevode dane cook on leno"

nick swardson said that.

cuz thats the coice of gay robot.

nick swardson likes dane cook.

[FIERRO187]

hey i wear that cologne

[chill87336]

adam sandler is brilliant

[fametheory]

lol apparently 6 people are too dumb to get the joke

[silverboy9]

this is funny

[smallnaturaldisaster]

...and i'm gonna go peep that...

my favorite gay robot episode.

i like the animated one by adam sandler because gay robot cusses and sounds like a bunch of pots and pans when he moves.

[xGymnastx0]

ya im fine mind ur own buisness..LMFAO!!!

[BronzeEleven]

poor gay robot....

[cmanisback021]

"... and a muddy bottom! " LOL

[ghrpdx]

This is BRILLIANT!

[cmanisback021]

ya im fine MIND UR OWN BUISINESS!... i wish i could quit u...

[courtneyxcore14]

i wish i could quit you.

hahaha

[Liltyrant930]

muddy bottom

dirty ass

;-)

[angisonfire]

haha i tivo'd dane cook on leno

[particle409]

"I have a dry sense of humor. And a muddy bottom."

I don't even know what that last part means, but I still laughed.

[TheFecalAvenger]

Wow. Gay robot is pretty funny.

[WillTrytoFixYou]

LOL i wish i could quit you HAHAHA OMFG roflcopter

[babybrunette5]

aww. buddie you will find someone :]

[Teganspangrude]

hahah i liked the brokeback line

[smitch1231]

thats so funny

[buttfuge]

omg

[crombieboi86]

omg ... that is soooooooooo funny! I can't believe this didn't get picked up anywhere; comedy central, logo heck even here! ... shame this is too funny.

"I wish I could quit you."

classic!

[Dr34am3r]

Keep on keeping on!

[darksack]

Damn... I really wouldn't want this on tv...

but I'd love to know what's next...

[ItalianDude88Returns]

HAHAHA. i wish i could quit you.. :'(

LMAO!

[withaccord]

aww poor gay robot =/

[harrigan82]

ahhhhhhhhhh awesome The whole thing is fucking great. i've watched it over 20 times and laugh harder everytime

[nmr3q]

whoever made this.. is a complete genius.. i LOVED the brokeback quote at the end!! hilarious

[fosenteskotia]

can someone translate this in to Adult English for me?

[thisisalisusername]

hahhahahha, holy crap thats hilarious.

i give you props.

:]]]

[ybor363]

I wish I could quit you lol funny stuff

[coolbombdaa]

I'm fine mind ur own bussiness

[drewski67]

that kid was on Girl Next Door

[vlado1308]

I wonder how would the robot date a human...

[inuyasha112211]

these are an lmao

[YahShua]

my gosh this is harlirious love nick

[mrsladyspookycheddar]

muddy bottom indeed

[jmpmo03]

lmao "I have a dry sense of humor, and a muddy bottom." wtf

[ahhhdontshankme]

"I wish I could quit you"

[vandalking78]

Is it just me, or is that last part kind of creepy?