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  • This is just awful. Activism can make call of duty great but why not crash.

  • Ah geez...this is just an insult to those who're pro-life...abortion jokes are just SAD. =(

  • i <3 crash but coco looks SO BAD in this game!!! =P

  • "Hooray! I'm a skank!"

  • wow, crash really does suck now, after carsh twinsanity i stopped paying attention, at least twinsanity wa sok, this just sucks, its even sadder to me because just a few hours ago i beat the original crash bandicoot (yes i have it, and it is awsome!) but this is just a disgrace, they really need to give crash to naughty dog, they made all the good crash games. I think that crash could make a good comeback but they need to stop giving us terrible games like this, this is just sad.

  • wtf is this shit the crash i grew up with didnt have a fucking gorilla head aku aku

  • They had action hank voice the big red guy, eh?

    I'm actually kind of glad I never played this one.

  • Hahaa Crunch " What da fucks happened out here" are you serious?!

  • This dialogue is painful to listen to.

  • i like this game

    

  • @MrEduardKhil Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but they did. In one picture, my entire childhood was ruined. *shudders*

  • Who on the dev team decided to make Crash into a retard?

  • @MrDjwestie - Just maybe, but I think he said: "WhattheFUDGEhappenedouthere! Gimmethehug!?

    

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  • I'm surprised they haven't made furry shit of this. 

  • did crunch say what the fucks happened out here

  • did cortex rly just say skank? ( I did spell that right didnt I) just how far did they take it with this game

  • And Pancakes!!!

  • Oh gross get a room LMFAO

  • And i looooove pancakes!

  • I loved this game to death. Mind over mutants was terrable i know, but have some respect for this game. Nothing compared to the old crash i know, but it was the first real crash game without the gems and crystals and its still my favorite crash game

  • oh god crash what have they done to you,

    if there is anyway to salvage the crash franchise is by giving crash make to naughty dog and renaming it back to "CRASH BANDICOOT" and rerelease crash bandicoot 1-3, team racing and crash bash( yes naughty dog didnt make this but it was still good) on PS3 on one disk with updated graphics but keep the same gameplay and voices intact, that game would sell millions in my opinion

  • I am the only one who thinks this game is at least acceptable

  • lol fox inbreeding

  • such bad voice acting.

    p.s. 3:12 O.OO.OO.OO.OO.OO.OO.OO.OO.OO.O­O.OO.OO.OO.O

  • they look so dumb now twinsanity, and tag team were awesome and this one suks

  • Why is Jimmy Neutron a female furry?

  • @gaara1227

    Because she is Coco Bandicoot.

    ¬_¬

  • @gaara1227 lol

  • Lets go eat some pancakes!!! "Facepalm" 

  • I'm litterly facepalming to this comedy.. Why.... just why?

  • i disliked this so it would be equal :D

  • HE SPANKS HIS NIECE??????????

  • Coco is so annoying in this game. She never stfu!

  • I liked it better when he didn't talk. T_T

  • ...I think the graphics were better in Warped.

  • Aaaand this is when I stopped buying the games.

  • crashes first word-PANCAKES

  • what happened to crash's girlfriend from the first game...and why is his sister now taller than him and alot more immature than she used to be x,x WHAT DID YOU DO NAUGHTY DOG!!! first spyro now this

  • @castledragonsword Not naughty Dog, they

    sold crash to make those shitty Jak and Daxter games what failed miserably.

  • @ComsmicBoy Crash was in hands of sony computer entertainement from the beginning. The original plan was 3 games, but they also made team racing. It was actually hard for them to leave crash, but nobody at sony comp ent didn't know anything with programming and making a game. It was hard, but for the best they said. They didn't want it to end so that's why they made Jak and Daxter. I actually think that it was a good desission. Plus Jak and Daxter was pretty good.

  • @BestFutureKid I didn't like rthem as much, also whoever owned spyro ruined that aswell

  • @ComsmicBoy you mean insomniac which did ratchet and clank series that has 11 games in the series

  • @ComsmicBoy jak and daxter games are not shitty and didnt fail they nmade six games and then sold that too a different company who are planning to make a hd remake

  • I just came from original Crash Bandicoot videos, wtf is this

  • I don't how we can play with Nina in Crash Twinsanity

  • crash has gone to shit naughty dog is the BEST!

  • get a room? cortex used to be reasonable in the head, now hes just dumb.

  • i never got this far I couldnt kill that evil mask

  • did....did crash just talk? WHAT.

  • At least its not the WORST of the series

  • im sorry but the new character look is just terrible

  • wow, crash is ruined now.

  • Why'd they have to go all Jimmy Neutron on us? Crash used to be so badass.

  • OMG I stoped playing this after the third, now all my childhood is ruined, crash sounds like a tard :_(

  • Neo Cortex said skank! XD

  • PANCAKES!

  • 2:25 skank?

    and this game is e rated?

  • i love the new crash games and old.

  • @LoverBoy470 So true. I can't understand why people hate the new games, is it because at first we lack the spin? I know not.

  • @wolfiuz1 lol i just played mind over mutant a few days ago i like all the games crash is who he is and shouldnt just be judged by what he does in the game but just have fun playing it cuz i did have fun lol.

  • ok so i downloaded the demo for this game on xbox to try it out and umm...after 10 seconds of gameplay and i realized i didnt have my spin move, i deleted the demo.

  • Abortion jokes? Ohwow lol

  • Jimmy Neutron.

  • I dont like the new Crash bandicoot and Coco XP

  • An abortion joke? Really?? It's like Radical and Sierra were intentionally trying to kill the Crash franchise, and sadly I think they succeeded with this sorry excuse for a Crash game. Oh, and Crash SHOULDN'T TALK!

  • Sad what happened to this series around the PS2 era. At least I still have my Playstation 1.

  • @JLex8 whats wrong with Crash Twinsanity?

  • i have the game and i fineshed it

  • 2:49 Mr. T?

  • The fuck is this? This looks like a terrible children's cartoon. Where's all the wit, humour and charm? Fuck sake crash you used to be cool...

  • @JetDubRadio well, by next year, Crash'll have his own shitty show on nickelodeon or cartoon network etc. just like Kung Fu Panda or Tak etc.

  • @MrSquishyStuff i'm hoping Mario doesn't re-air

  • @celeslythehedgehog1 yeah, some games are good as shows...ermm, wait. no they're not.. :L i think its just the idiots who wanna make a extra buck

  • i swear, everytime we request a new crash bandicoot to come out, and it does you all, hate all over it, its like thats why you want it to come out, just to hate on them for whatever the hell they did on it >.>

  • Crash Bandicoot...TALKED?!?!

    Satan must be ice skating in hell, Unicorns are gonna fly across the sky and shit money and I'm pretty sure just now I became a monkey's uncle.

  • oh they did not just give crash a voice??!!! and wtf have they done to aku aku?? everything was a hole lot better when it was on the playstation 1.

  • "How long have you had that in your pants?"...Best line said  aside from

    "You're a skank!, Im still going to spank you stupid for this". ROFL

  • @zoa1011 wow crash is ruin but Nikcy this shit was too funny hahahaha

  • @zoa1011 what perverted lines

  • @zoa1011 The first one just screams subilminal message.

  • @zoa1011 I saw a version where Cortex said to Nina "You're a slut." lol they probably changed it before the game got published. XD

  • What the hell have they done to the character design

  • did u no that crash had the purple thing the whole time ??????

  • ...Here, my childhood is ruined

  • did crash say pancakes?

  • this is a sorry excuse for crash bandicoot

  • Could this be considered a snuff film? I did just watch a franchise die onscreen.

  • PANKAKES!

  • Um..your Jimmy Neutron is showing.

  • in this game coco=HOT

  • sop crash is a Popeye imitation in voice?

  • oh i played this game

  • Why the hell do they make crash sound gay I want N dog back

  • Cortex shouldn't call his niece a skank then tell her how he's going to spank her stupid. So ya Nina's a skank, and Coco's a looter.

  • WTF did they do to this game....thank god I never dared to touch this one with a ten foot barge pole. -_-

  • PANCAKES!

  • Did cortez just call nina a skank?

  • yeah. crash sucks now. thanks for ruining it new company

  • 2:48

    "We can go looting!"

    3:04

    "Oh, Wumpa Island... But our stuff's okay!"

    Coco is much more comical in this game.

    It's still not the best Crash game, actually one of the worst, but there were highlights. They just needed better voice actors and better dialogue

  • Crash sounds way too childish. Isn't he the eldest?

  • 3:11 HIS FIRST WORDS :D

  • look a rat, a rat version of hanna montana, an ugly girl and a yellow clown

  • this is kinda gay. 

  • I have to say, this is the shittiest ending of the Bandicoot series .-.

  • ... sigh crash bandicoot used to be such a good game when it had hardly any dialogue

  • decent animation, but what the FUCK at everything else

  • ugh...that was just...horrible

  • ya gotta learn something from nina

    "if you want something done right...

    USE A GIANT SPYDER-BOT"

  • honestly I think the only thing that looks improved upon is cortex..he looks more human as opposed to the original crash Bandicoot games 1,2, & warped...everything else...NO. JUST. NO.

  • I find it scary that Coco has a stubble.

  • he calls her a skank then says he'll "spank her silly" silly pedo cortex.

    and whats with her and pancakes.

  • Why does Coco sound like Jimmy Neutron?

  • @Stryker1501 because it is the same voice actor Debi Derryberry who voices Jimmy Neutron

  • ...is crash a tard in this game?

  • @Stryker1501 He kinda always was, but it was only ever implied. this game just made it ever more apparent... damn i miss the old games... xD

  • hai everybodeh. what the fudge happened here? LOL

  • 1:41 LOLZ!!!

  • Well the game is not the Models. If the game had twinsanity models there were also be haters lol

  • CRASH SAID A WORD! WHATAFUK?!?!?

  • sly4fan4 true twinsanity was the best but underrated.

  • Who wouldn't fuck coco!!! Dayumm!!!

  • 1:17 LOL "get a room"

  • Anyone else agree that twinsanity was the last good crash oh how i miss crash 1

  • @zpricey1996 Me, i enjoyed twinsanity a lot and i think it is underrated. I also enjoyed crash and the titans and mind over mutants(it was good but not as good as the ones made by ND and twinsanity), but they changed what crash was...they kinda ruined one my favorite series. I really wish Sony buys crash's rights again and ND brings back the bandicoot!

  • ([Coco]Thats right Crash Rip her butt and well get pancakes with CHERRY TOPPINGS!!!!!!)

    ([Crash] Yahoo!!)

    I'm gussing Crash likes Pancakes WITH CHERRY TOPPINGS!!!

  • Does Cortex say "You're a skank" to nina at 2:15

  • @kieferstar at least im not the only one who noticed that

  • Damn what have they done to my favorite childhood characters!? This is just horrible, i mean like why is Coco acting like moron, when she's a freaking genius in the old games? They really messed up when they changed her and the appearances of the other characters and then the bad jokes just makes it worse. Lol this video has 25 likes and 25 dislikes dang. Actually i didn't need to point that out, but i just saw it. And i'm thinking to myself "Oh wow".

  • Crash stares into your soul when he says "Pancakes." @.@

  • man this game suck the jokes was patheic. The direction they took crash into really sucks. The game was better when everyone shut the fuck up

  • I never knew there was a 'Woompa Island'. Aren't there 3 Separate islands (And crash lives on n.Sanity Island)?

  • WTF crash can talk!?

  • I thought saying "Uh oh!" in the first Crash Bandicoot was wierd enough, but that...THAT was just.....?!

  • Cortex: You were a skank!

    ?????

  • Cortex: You were a skank!

    Me:wHAT?

  • DID HE JUST SPEAK

  • i hate the fact that coco has an different personality.... I like the old coco better

    .__.

  • Crunch reminds me of Dracula from Billy and Mandy

  • Fuck the PANCAKES

    CRASH DO NOT TALK

    :/

  • @Maneru2011 Lol! Crash has always been able to speak.

    The transformation of Neo Cortex has made it, stupid and unaware of what he has done all the time.

    (Crash does not even know what it means pancakes)

  • this is actually the reason why i still play crash 1, 2, 3, ctr, and bash. nothin like the originals to reminisce in.

  • 3:16 that face is saying thanks for playing this shitty game :D

  • Oh Crash... what has happened to you my old friend?

  • O_o Did he call her a skank? O_o

  • WHAT THE FUCK CRASH CANT TALK THATS NOT CRASH !

  • mr.T ???

  • You were a skank

  • why in the end...Crash looks to us??

  • Cortex sounds like Stewie from Family Guy

  • "2:17" EXACT WORDS

    "Oh, Nina bettraying me is the most vial, evil thing you could have ever done. Your a skank!"

    MY EXACT WORDS

    "LOL"

  • Wow, and people spend all their time bitching about the voices in the Sonic Games!

    That was nerve jangling!

  • ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING PANCAKES!!!!

  • LOL "Ew. You smell like bacon."

  • 1:17 Neo, they are fucking brother and Sister ._. My early childhood kinda got a smack in the face because of the crash of the titans ending ._. i still like the game though

  • i want crash as a brother i have 3 sisters and 0 brothers and if i want him to do something just bride him with pancakes

  • Didnt he call Nina a skank?

  • Good to know that you can bribe Crash with pancakes if you want him to do something.

  • Good God... what the hell have they done to you, Crash?! And Coco, you were once smart but now you're a complete idiot! And Crunch... oh, poor Crunch... that's it. My childhood has died.

  • @RikMcCloud

    Coco's smarter in Mind Over Mutant, and crash looks more like his old self in that game too

  • Pancakes!

  • Whoa! Does Crunch sound like Mr. T or what! He is my favorite character and if he should talk like Mr T, he should have a mowhawk too.

  • HE CALLED NENA A SCANK

  • wow coco and crash voice's and designs are so stupid now

  • Why is Cortex so obsessed with spanking? He was into it in Twinsanity too. XD

  • HE CALLS HER A SKANK AND SHE LIKE "HOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AY" WOW, SH'ES A FUNNY LITTLE SKANK!! SHE WANTS TO GO BACK 2 THE 1OTH DIMENSION AND FUCK EVIL CRASH AGAIN!!

  • okay.....this is weird.1. Cortex tells crash and coco to get a room- er they are brothers and sisters. 2. they have made cortex wayyyyy to 'camp' for my liking; what happened to the evil genius i loved in 1,2 and 3 (though he was funny in twinsanity) 3 he calls nina a skank and is going to spank her silly?! who wrote these scripts?!?!

  • @HeartOfPureDarkness plus cortex also had a rape face when he said he was going to spank nina pause it at 2:38

  • PANCAKES!!!!!!

  • now nina was being nice to neo cortex her uncle and she should be nice to him

    

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