Eddie Griffin - You can tell 'em i said it (2011) Part 3

[tosrecak]

the dracula part is missing -_-

[DaygoRootz619]

police like, did u steal it ...naw I discoverd it

[madsicked]

he does the illuminati signs at the end.....and that is not bloodclaat coincidence

[Mr5kendall11]

DID ANYONE ELSES STOP @ 2:13?

[Tawnia13]

LMMFAO 5:08

Eddie: White people this ain't your country.

Woman: Awwwwwwww......... :(

xD

[AulunaRaie]

"Where's my white bitch!? I need my white bitch!" Fell out of my chair at this one...

[09beto13]

why did you take off where he talks about mexicans beach fuking hater you know it,.. you can handle the truth o and i dont give a fuck what you think or write back the truth is the truth and it hurts you fag!

[MrLonelyIsland]

I believe 14 people need their white bitch.

[mrA991s]

@jusf2diworl 4 REAL ?? YOU GANNA MAKE HIM FUCK YOUR SISTER ???... IM GANNA KILL HIM IF HE THOUGHT ABOUT FUCKING MY SISTER

or you just repeating the joke??

I'M PROUD TO BE AN ARAB

YOU GUYS AINT SHIT XD

[famousfuture]

SO TRUE about white men w/ a beautiful sistaaaaaa! example...ron perlman, robert deniro, david bowie, robin thicke, rodrick spencer, jeff Tietjens, & george lucus just 2 name a few. must say the sistas have great taste also b/c robin thicke (ialways thought his dad was cute), & jeff tietjens r fine. ron perlman look/sound like a fine light-skinned brotha! robert deniro act like a fine brotha & his swag (as they say) is like sean connery, it get even nicer w/ time! was born a daddy's girl lol

[Deleonj76]

How you discover some sh*t where another nigga live at?! LOL! Classic!

[djbhixx]

classic ! if Redd Foxx could see this he'd be proud....

[GLOCKWILLDODADO]

12 dumbass people have no sense of humor

[Sweetie7889]

it easy to calla person a nigga on the computer. Did you know it easy to get sued for it. Your very ignorant.

[cwongchung]

...

Im going to south-beach..

..

NIGGER!!!

[TheJazzplease]

PREACHHH

[robinlue2008]

ACTUALLY CALIFORNIA IS NAMED AFTER A BLACK QUEEN. QUEEN KALIFA LOOK IT UP

[Kimmis1990]

0:08- 0.52 is the funniest shit ive ever seen!

[pineview706]

did you steel it?...

no i discovered it!!

[Phetamine666]

Never knew Eddie is so damn funny. Ever since I watched this full show of his, I absolutely love this guy. One of my favorite comedians of all times !

[inghomar]

How you gonna discorver some shit a mothafucker already live in

[batchi]

I might be blushing right now, You can't tell. LOL

[RepharaseJC]

So funny !

[Wakipenda]

Spain went all the way over there...thats why you have all those "San" (Saint)

[zulusheksta1985]

EDDIE IS THE MAN!!

[Roijuru]

guess crashing enzo's doesnt come cheap lol

[AD23ISBACK]

LMAO WHERE MY WHITE BITCH

[JayLangi21]

man, where did eddie go..dude is funny bt he back

[ILUVJEZUZ94]

@JayLangi21 He filed bankruptcy bro.

[franciscolanz]

im green and hes my favorite comedian

[ksigaming]

'I gave the indigenous driver a reservation in the trunk' lmao

[Crazynutsification]

Damn right they didn't discover America.......bunch of corrupt Europeans.



[R0M309]

You dont put your dick in where i came our lmfao!!!!

[Aaron97oD]

Why is it when there is a room of black people they all go so fucking mental when theres a black comedian on, when a white person go on they dont give a shit

[medbouncing]

@Aaron97oD cause they are racist such a double standard

[Aaron97oD]

@medbouncing Are you talking about the black comedians. cause if your talking about white ones. then thats bullshit

[medbouncing]

@medbouncing yep and am black

[Maine208]

Lmao! :,D

[Nomorehataz]

"yes i got her" lol

[Bandage2541]

@cruzakiddin thankQ 4 uploading vids, luv it.

[zillension]

Cat williams Eddie griffin Eddie murphy same shit all wonderfull and funny!

[lockhartfambam]

ThAnks for posting these videos. Too funny!

[DrK4ZE]

dat's my Niggah!!!

[iceman3848]

Funny shit

[chrislovesmckayla1]

u dont put ur dick in where i came out

[MrFan32]

isn't that white ppl colored joke stolen? heard it years ago

[StrickenWithFear]

@MrFan32 Yeah people use it on the internet all the time, but it's still funny.

[TheNotoriousGutta]

Where's my whit bitch!? I Need My white bitch!!! lol

[Kenny3821]

I thought I was the only black guy that liked nice slim white girls

[jusf2diworl]

"you can f*ck my sister she aite .. but you can't put your d*ck in where I came out " haha dies

[ReignSupreme3]

@jusf2diworl HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jusf2diworl]

if it starts with San it's Mexican

[Kiid876]

Eddie is Back

[MadeInOregon27]

I really like his views and he's really funny :)

[orgmonk]

@ashscootash Yeah I like him and Kat Williams, haha there good shit, black people are good at quite a few things naturally. And i'm a wetback. hahaha jk white

[crypter27]

Yea I see that allot,black guys with ugly white women.

[evilpiggehz]

im white but i love all races :) except eskimos.... god damn ice beaners

[NeverAloneForever]

@evilpiggehz I believe they are of Asian descent.

[evilpiggehz]

@NeverAloneForever apparently you didnt get the joke

[NeverAloneForever]

@evilpiggehz I did. It's ironic. I just expect someone to say something like "snow gooks" or something like that. "Ice beaners" does sound funny though.

[evilpiggehz]

@NeverAloneForever :D

[NeverAloneForever]

@evilpiggehz Right, cuz. Y'know, cuz.

[crypter27]

I like Asian women,and I'm a white guy.

[MrsSkankDank]

You dont put yo dick in, where I came out!

[freerayhn]

You don't put your dick where I came out...omg I'm laughing so hard!!!

[jacklyw]

I am chinese (from Hong Kong) and he is my favor joker.

[TheFonsii7]

aye lebron you know me an your moms ;)

[TheFonsii7]

white boys dont fuck around when they get a sister they get a SISTA

[TheFonsii7]

white boys dont fuck around when they get a sister the get a SISTA

[23firenate]

where my white bicthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h can i get a amen

[MrElvisr27]

The best comedian i think..

[novawolverine]

@justinmyt

Just b/c the premises are similar or even identical doesn't mean you're stealing someone else's joke. A funny premise can be set up and delivered in a variety of ways. It's not uncommon for people to make the same funny observations about something. Most of the material in this Griffin special, he's been doing for years, anyway.

[oneluckynumber]

White ppl are Colored.. thats soo trueeee i always regretted that i could blush!!

[The4ensic]

be happy to be white, white folks!

[mrfreshness2008]

WHERE'S MY WHITE BITCH!? I NEED MY WHITE BITCH!

[Kingpinn24]

@mrfreshness2008 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1

[MTVVH1sucks]

all my black friends say I am the blackest guy they know....and I am white. I wish it was true cause I am hung like a tick tack lol

[tellemscrappy]

4 people got arrested for discovering cars

[Anime4Life35]

WHERE'S MY WHITE BI**CH !!!!!!!!!!!

[puunjabirockstar]

LOOOOOL i am gonna teach her how to riverdance lmaooooo this dude is underrated hella funny

[Tremaine35]

@HydridD91 SHUT THE FUCKK UP, its pussy, allt he females have the same parts as other females, so get the FUCK OFF SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!

[HybridD91]

@Tremaine35 You're acting as if I discriminate against women of different colours? You mad LMAO?

[HybridD91]

If you black and are attracted to women outside your race, why not go for a brown chick?

[tdogg4575]

@HybridD91 i have and enjoyed it. dick n pussy. aint racist PEOPLE are racist. cuz everybody looks the same with the lights off :P

[HybridD91]

@tdogg4575 o.o...a little bit too much info.

[badassmixedchick]

@HybridD91 There's plenty of women within the race who aren't brown, myself included. Everyone has different tastes. Beauty is subjective and doesn't occur on one spectrum.

[HybridD91]

@badassmixedchick I know, I also know there's a lot of racialyl sensitive people who watch stuff like this.

[HybridD91]

@badassmixedchick In other words, I'm trolling XD.

[badassmixedchick]

@HybridD91 Ahh. Troll away. Troll away.

[15SmoothCriminal]

I'm tryna get tht p-prince tone ! Lmfao

[LeoRyuu17]

A Lebron Me and Yea Moms hahhaha killed it he's too funny well im goin to south beach lol

[LeoRyuu17]

we discovered it lol to funny

[ZeeEthioboy]

WTF!!!! Im i the only one hearing this voice on the end??? some dude talks,

[wbooker10]

wow my new fav..

[tubeyoukonto]

my hair is 2mm long, im ripped, im christian, i can dance, im fucking waching american comedy, eating whatermelon and eating chicken... so why the fuck am i a white boy from germany?????

[tquick09]

@jimstriker its not tht serious .. all comedians have race oriented jokes. Please sit your ass dwn dnt have a cow!

[pepehaze]

I discovered it! hahahahahahaha

[puremongrel]

I couldnt understand the last bit .but what?

[baddogblkn]

Stand up and be proud, Eddie Griffin, from Scotland, ' thanks for the truth and the great comedy.'

Pete

[spcjohnson22]

@baddogblkn Eddie Griffin is originally from Kansas City Missouri....If you watch his stand up "Dysfunktional family" he tells you, and even gives you a little tour of the city and where he grew up

[koolboi352]

5:18-5:40 "imma discover me sumbody car" lmao

[Jimstriker]

Now thats a well rounded reply Gronlaf. The guy is racist and not funny. Thats my opinion and calling me an ignorant pompous prick betrays the fact that you are all of those things

[Jimstriker]

I have a good sense of humour I just dont want to be talked down to and insulted by this ignorant pillock. Hes a racist. Simple as that.

[gronlaf]

@Jimstriker its called comedy you ignorant pompous prick, just like the "All in the family", Lenny Bruce, George Carlin brand...you obviously dont know shit about the comedy or the history there of.

[mighty9100]

@Jimstriker he talks about everyone, whites and blacks alike. just like lisa lampanelli. it's comedy.

[realdeal119]

@mighty9100 true. I get tired of the white people who are complaining about eddie when lisa lamanelli is 3x worst than he is. Her whole comedy routine is about race. I remeber one joke she did where she actually used the word "nigger" and all the whites laughed. WHen the table is filled and the jokes are on the whites, they cant take it.

[bigzion1]

He dribbling, so funny and so real.

[ashscootash]

im white and hes my favourite comedian 

[TheStefutz]

@ashscootash you ain't the only one

[KingHawa]

@ashscootash lol this attitude is what we need, to many sensitive bitches these days

[Theboxer500]

@ashscootash i'm brown and color don't matter to me.

[styles950]

Is it me or is this dudes teeth as white as his shoes? Eddie is a fool.. "I discovered it!"

[MrPlantcity813]

@styles950 i bursted out laughing

[762ndTB]

hey jimstriker get over it!

[felton175]

Im goin to south beach.............NIGGA!!!!!!!­!

[Jimstriker]

Look Ive made it to part 3 but this is racist horse shit. Just because hes black doesnt mean he cant be racist. Yes black people and white people have different upbringings and different experiences but this is garbage.

A black supremacist is no different to a white supremacist! DONT WATCH THIS IF YOURE WHITE. RACIST PRICK!!!!!!!

[citygirl212]

@Jimstriker you need a good sens of humor .

[fhab525]

black people do be tryna lighten up wit cream n shit

[iamsukafree]

best comedians is paul mooney,corey holcomb & eddie griffen

[mrtallboy4u]

Great Crowd. They all were laughing!

[MrMarshall1980]

he say it around 500 mexico

[megagummyloveroo]

7:10 to 7:13 he talking bout my uncle derrick that dont play basketball

[Mac11271]

LAMO the whole time

[madluks]

if I wast a christian.....pwahaha

[madluks]

if I wast a christian.....pwahaha

[ThaBlackSoldier56]

2 people got their moms fucked

[tray04will]

They took his white bitch that muthafucka swam to New York LMAO!!!!!!

[mcsamilli]

funny

[mcsamilli]

funny



[RJD185]

Wheres my white Bitch Lmao

[brothamandap]

When y'all hit'em they turn blue and purple.

[mgruskinhk]

"gonna teach her howta riverdance ... " even jesus laugh at that one

[trudon]

eddie griffin is way underrated. he's funnier than your fave comedian. chappelle is still king though.

[yungworldz]

Eddie came wit heat...Str8 Funny..

[ralanae]

lmfao...funny stuff

[killer17422]

6:50 the black and the white girl laugh in the same way

[suleimanq8]

his name is delonte west

[puunjabirockstar]

this shit was so fucking funny LOOL

[CxplorerV2]

This is the reason i'm still single. I don't want no ugly women. loll

[MizzGlass]

Eddie Griffin has always been funny, Chappelle hasnt been on Eddie's level YET. Fuck the money, in the game of comedy, Eddie Griffin has always been funny. ANybody remember Foolish??? LOL

[LotBountyHunter]

@MizzGlass your crazy chapplelle is a genius

[lilstewie126]

i think i heard that "white ppl are colored" bit before!!

STILL FUNNY!!

[dudenhtown]

Godamn right i got her!!! i'm gonna teach her how to riverdance!!CLASSIC!!

[metalover2]

haha. undercover brother he was after a white bitch ahahha.

[smashsmash24]

get a gud crease in your pnts lol

[Yoga1978]

I'm trying to get that Pr Pr Pri Prin Prince tone :P

[RoZaYJaCkSoN]

im tryin that pr-prince tone, moriss daye up in this bitch. LMAO

[tkdatguy1]

U got comp laquesha

[JayyNyce]

Stop hateing

[HardcoreJ2000]

you dont put yo dick in where i came out.

preach on preacher

[CannonThe17]

I wish he was my dad lmao

[ndc18]

this guy is brave to say all this shit!!!! Free speech!!!!!!

[XKhlodi]

dislike because he has Cosby accent

[AuTToTune]

2:15 undercover brother!!! lol

[Ddys2005Grl]

Now if his ass woulda fell off that damn stage... LMAO!

[fallenfromgrace63]

you don't put ur dick in where i came out!!

[828428]

wheres my white bitch!!!

[ponchandra]

oh Eddie i love you, keep it up!

[nsidious02]

I'll tell him why. Because we don't care. 

[TheHurff]

wheres my white bitch?

[cocomousse]

whers my white bi**h?? i need my white bit**. lmaoo...eddiiee omg... u damn genius...

[tati518]

wtf is part 2

[TheFigueroa007]

LMFAO, THIS GUY IS ON CHAPELLE'S LEVEL OF HILARITY.

[shogunMR]

@TheFigueroa007 way more funny than Chapelle

[Kbabygirllove15]

@TheFigueroa007 CHAPELLE AINT FUNNY!!!!!!!

[cg219]

@Kbabygirllove15 so you must not think Eddie is funny then, because Chappelle is funnier than Eddie

[Kbabygirllove15]

@cg219 I do think Eddie is funny but Chappelle isn't!!! Thats just my opinion....he dont make me laugh

[truthfulexposure]

@Kbabygirllove15 ...I agree! Dave Chappelle has never been funny to me. Dave seems to be a cool dude but, his comedy does nothing for me.

Eddie Griffin on the other hand is FUNNY. Eddie Griffin has ALWAYS has good stand ups.

[truthfulexposure]

@TheFigueroa007 .. Thumbs down!

Why is Dave Chappelle being mentioned on a EDDIE GRIFFIN video?

The only reason Dave blew up is because he got white folks attention.

Chappelle stand ups were boring and pure garbage.

Eddie Griffin stand ups have ALWAYS been funny.

[TheMhn5]

@truthfulexposure

chappelle was funny, and you cant deny, maybe his stand up wasnt A+ most of the time, but his show was grade A comedy

[truthfulexposure]

@TheMhn5 ...That is YOUR opinion. In MY OPINION Chappelle was never funny, he neve made me laugh. Dayum, get off of his nuts already, sheesh!

[TheMhn5]

@truthfulexposure

can't argue with that