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  • i hate babies.. =.=

  • 5:30 in a few seconds, Isaac is about to meet his worst fear other than Necromorphs

  • Commere little demon child thats it *BOOM*

  • there nothing scarier thye explosive babies that cry. it gives you an emotional combination between sadness, fear and shitting your pants

  • And what was that shitty ass mofo on the wall at the end? I think it was a combination of lost souls, Rebecka Black, and Justin Bieber.

  • WTF!!! Baby Boomers and Banshee Brats!!! I call child abuse on EA!!! And I call HAAAAXXXXXXX!!! on that hacker suit.

  • am i the only one who got scared by that sun? at 5:33??

  • @987flame no

  • Baby necromorphs are very creepy.

  • fuk those babies always gottaverse em when i got no bullets its fuckin bullshit

  • um how do i get that hacker suit thingy (please tell me)

  • @24techmaster You have to play Dead Space Ignition first and have a save file in your console's HDD

  • what suit is that ? never seen that suit before

  • @24techmaster its hacker my personal favorite

  • commentary would have been a good idea on this game.

  • that baby crying crept me out -_- if i heard a baby crying in the middle of a deserted, necromorph infested space city, i'd try and save it. only to find its a boomer baby. so creepy.

    the nursery is such a sad segment :'( all those kids.

  • this guy is a NOOB and here are the reasons

    1.he didn't buy a new suit until chapter 6

    2.he gave up 2 schematics for a small medpack and a stasis

    3.he is low on health at 14:45 and deosn;t use a medpack

  • @davey688 Nobody cares bro. Go cry somewhere else.

  • Man, you ARE bad-ass!!! I think if you had a choice to fight the enemies with either a nuke or a dildo, you'd choose the second option. Simply THE animal!!!

  • OMG BABIES FROM HELL O.O

  • I don't quite like the factor that they had to put turned babies as your enemies in this game, that kinda makes meh sad

  • @Tilearian Think of it as a narration via the horror genre regarding the anxiety some people feel when it comes to welcoming a baby in your life.

  • The lady and Stross are in the second fucking floor......fuck it lets use comunicators.

  • I'm sorry...i'm allergic to exploding babies...

  • that was some long ass fifteen minutes

    

  • i thought necromorph babies r the packs?

  • Exploding babies yay

  • i dont mind killing babies but babies that can fight back is just F****D up man.

  • 6:55 to 7:00

    cast: Isaac played by mike tyson

  • @92glacial

    Are you implying that Mike Tyson punches children? I for one find that hilarious.

  • after you get in the elevator and it says insert disc two do you shut the game off or do you just put the disc in right away?

  • @nicekarate13 put the disc in right away. doesnt ruin the game. enter the disc and u keep on playing

  • at 5:45 i glitched. the little bastards never came but it wouldnt let me go on with the game so i had to restart my checkpoint and do it all over again

  • Jesus, exploding babies. Necromorphs don't fuck around.

  • 10:20 he is getting bored in the elevator ;p

  • 7:00 you survive that wave are you insane every time i run out of ammo an then that stupid flying thing is gonna rape me

  • that baby just explode!

  • @root5138 baby bomb

  • Zombie children and zombie babies....Thanks, EA, now I can't hang out with my baby cousins, cuz I'll have NIGHTMARES THAT THEY TURN INTO THOSE THINGS!

  • i loled at the start Then suddently sssss BOOM

  • as the first time ive seen it ive screamed : TALIBAN BABIES!!!!!!

  • Worst recess ever

  • @thecrue1011 More like best recess ever!! If you're the guy with the gun that is! =]

  • The babies in this game are probably the WORST enemies.

  • Rock a bye baby on a space top/ When Isaac shoots,the baby will POP!

  • 4:31 was like "tha fuck i can fly across the space but i cant jump a damn table .."

  • 2:14 gugu gaga dada ...oh shit booom

  • kiling babys is alittle to rough

  • @44psychofull talk about abortion huh?

  • Child with javelin in his locker

    "Those darn kids"

  • what kinds of things do this kids have in their lookers???

    700c and ammo!!!!!!! condoms would be ok with me

  • fuck the sun shot it aaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • hehehe he shit himself

  • Is it me or is he not losing health 0.o

  • @Rehax343 no my mistake carry on

  • @Rehax343 I noticed that too

  • Surprisingly, the most fucked up level.

  • dead baby joke anyone

  • necromorphs aka soulless bastards

  • Wow, more like a prison than a day care. I'd probably cry everyday if I had to go there

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  • What suit is that. By the way im stuck on the park with the pack and babies and all. I have the first suit low ammo and low health.

  • @CTeamAwsome It's the hacker suit.

  • If the bif it wasnt a kamikaze baby, they're kinda cute...

  • Why are babies in a school anyway?

  • Issac Clark does not condone child violence. However, We find it hilarious xD

  • I HATE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh, I'll "play nice," alright... with my WEAPONS!!!

    Burn, baby, BURN!!! 4:47-4:55

    Flamethrower and detonation mines? YES!!!

  • Reminds me of Resident evil 4 . Monster r like zombies. There's health, ammo, and money. You can upgrade weapons. Even if you run too long Isaac breaths heavily

  • its like when isaac shut that play down:

    isaac:well no ones here *shuts the machine down*

    kids:NOOOOOOOOOOO*starts atacking isaac*

    isaac:SHIT!!!!!!!!*kills all the kids* 

  • @speckybarky

    He shouldn't have switched off the music. Kids can go crazy if you shut down that which they like.

  • how stupid. his suit now has the neck exposed.

  • does the mom still love her baby after it blew up all over the room

  • 4:29 CUT!!!! THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO A 360 AIR SPIN!!!!! AT THIS RATE, WE"LL NEVER MAKE THE SEMI FINALS IN THE BUTTERCUP-SPRINKLES JUNIOR BALLET CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!

  • @firebot277 thank you for makeing my day

  • @silverbeast75 ur welcome! C:

  • i srry i have tosay this but that aromor looks more a junker suit then engy aromor

  • Is it me, or does Issac walking soung like someone eating potato chips?

  • poor babys

  • i might never be abel to sleap agin

  • those babyes and the explosive nurse part are too much disturbing..

  • BABIES!?!?

    REALLY!?!?

  • 8:32 weeeeeeeeeee flame the necromorphs

  • this game is seriosly fuked up babys are you serious god damn the game produucers are also fuked up

  • @miguel24961 Consider the fact that should such an event actually occur, children wouldn't likely be spared.

  • this game is seriosly fuked up babys god damn the game produucers are crazy

  • child abuse! lol

  • 6:00

    Isaac: Who wants ice cream?

  • i love how im not creeped out by everything BUT the damn childrens place in this game

  • 4:55 KILL IT WITH FIRE.

  • you spladed the living hell out of those necromorphed !!=P

  • what the you shoot its head off !

  • Fifteen minutes for recess? You've got to be kidding me.

  • @JediCody2 I know! I used to get 30 minutes for recess. Those future teachers turn into real facists.

  • Press 3 for child abuse

  • @username2long Press 7 for ...

  • Anyone else noticing a drop in frames per second in the videos?

  • Ya know you shouldn't hit kids... you should blast the fukk out of them

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  • I was walkin through the nursery

    when a thing jumps up on me

    says to me "WAAAH!!!"

    MAAAAAAAN this aint a baby

    this is a necromorph

    i threw it on the GROOOOUUUUUND!!!!

  • 2:15.. He threw that baby... to the ground XD

  • Pedophile

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  • Sometimes, when I'm bored, I'll rub myself all over with vegetable cooking oil, go outside, lay on the grass while the Sun is shining down on me and pretend I'm cooking like a french fry.

  • why r you always retreat when fighting those monster? shot and aim faster dude

  • skateboard at 7.14

  • i like to think my self a a nasty insane twisted modafukar

    but i.m not a souless modafukar

    i just love babys

    so seeing this kind of... things in a game is bit too much for me

    DONT HET ME WRONG THIS GAME IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

  • @AMENAZAwarriorbear  u shouldnt think of yourself as twisted then

  • @enash666

    one day i saw some man punching an old lady for her handbag. A THIEF

    i smash his head at least 6 times to the ground

    i toke the handbag and my hand was all cover on blood

    i gave it to he old lady and then i pay her taxi home

    EVEN TODAY I DONT KNOW IF I ENJOY PROTEC THE WEEK

    OR BREAK SOME BONES

  • i hate tis daycare section!!! holy!! it's damn creeeepppppppy!! urghh,wont send my children to daycare centre in the future for sure...haha XP

  • i usually just whack the hell out of those little kids with the plasma cutter or just step on them :P

  • you can hear the "play nice" thing in the background and then.... HOLLY SHIET EXPLODING BABY!!!!.... that was wesome

  • O.O i have a reason to be scared of babies now

  • what is up with the music in the kindergarden? i would not want to have that music in my school

  • @espenmykl i think the music is to draw u into a false sense of security lol...

  • wtf is the babies doing in the wents?!?!!?

  • "play nice...." OH SHIIITTTTTT

  • man.. dont u simply hate it when some random copycats keep on posting the same exact comment on every single one dead space 2 video. And you cant help not noticing that comment because its always on the very top. Get a life.. We got it.. Stop posting it over and over again!

  • 00:02 Man! That is mess up yo!!!!

  • Um, I guess just two questions:

    1. What is a baby doing in an air vent?

    2. What is a kid doing with javelin spears ammunition?

  • U LOVE STOMPING DONT U?

  • it turns out there were no necromorphs and this was an actual pre-school

  • um okay he isnt afraid necromorphs but he got scared of that sun thing falling down lol

  • @TheFalconlazer Who wouldn't be scared of that thing. It's so damn tacky!

  • @dlkohl1981 i know damn angry suns came straight from super mario bros 3

  • I find the daycare part mildly disturbing....

  • actually there's 3 rules of dead space:

    1) if it moves then kill it

    2) if it doesn't, then it MIGHT move

    3) WHEN YOU SEE A DEAD NECRO, THEN SHOOT FIRST... DON'T WALK PAST IT!!!

  • nothing personal but i dont like the suit very much :P

  • What the shizzle? Disc Two?

  • Issac:OMG babies! open the fucking door!

    Boom!!!!

  • 6:30 slapping babies

  • It have 2 disc?

  • 0:40: Didn't your hear? Play nice!

  • now tell me no one thought the monster around 12:35 behaved and looked like a tank in a way from left for dead 2 or 1???

  • lol NERD? FIGURES? How about surviving Ishimura u BITCH? xDDD

  • what the..what armor is that

  • Come to the play kids! ALL AGES welcome. Special guest Isaac! Performers. ZOMBIE CHILDREN!

  • DAMN KIDS!

  • come to mama ! yes good. BOOOM! XD

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  • 05:32 out of all the things that would had scared Isaac, he jumped from a happy sun.

  • hey those kids were not playing nice

  • someone should start the dead baby jokes

  • thumbs up if you tried to get on the carosal

  • 6:05

    Isaac: Godamnit, children! I don't have cookies for the thousandth time! Leave me alone!

  • 5:32 RISE AND SHIIINE

  • 16:37 please onsert "disc 2" to continue.2 DISC?

  • after the battle with the brute there is a scematic for the vintage suit to the left of the door its by the manikan wearing the suit.

  • ok for everyone here for some tips for the stage portion of the game use the line gun's alt when the event starts, then take ur pulse rifle and move down whatever else is moving

  • 05:32 OMG! LOOK OUT ISSAC! is the Teletubies smiling SUN! Kill it FAST!

  • Babies that explode, children that drop credits instead of shit... call me crazy, but I REALLY think that the game developers have some unresolved issue with their kids...

  • a whole new definition of "Baby Boomer".

  • @GeOzeratul You are talking about Dawn of the Dead. That ones a classic.

  • ellie looks like lara croft :3 sexy lolz

  • its funny, until you make out all of there features these babies look like headcrabs

  • HOLY SHIT THESE BABIES EXPLODE!!?!?! the people who made this are just sick. Children slightly remniscent of the demons from "The Exorcist". Boomer Babies (am I sick for making that into a joke referenceing to L4D?). where are all the throat ripping puppies? and the stalker-killer kittens? hmph

  • you actually pick up the baby and smash it... haha

  • I guess that both ellie and stross will die soon ... may be??

  • This game is the best new form of birth control

  • Lol @ 6:30. Forget shooting and wasting ammo on these guys! Ima punch the shit outa them xD

  • 10:29 long ride

  • Lawls Giant sun scares the shit outa him.

  • if issac was a teacher on how to survive nd fuck up necromorphs who would b in that class

  • Okay everyone 15 minutes to recess! play nice!

    *unleash the necromorph kids*

    Isaac: Ohhhh shit!

  • I highly doubt that Isaac will ever want to have kids after this.

  • 5:50 when Isaac is done hacking it will be hilarious is Zack Effron came out and started singing you got to get your head in the game and then isaac gets i migraine and kills him

  • when Issac is on the stage in the daycare imagine him saying get the fuck off my stage you had your turn it is mine

  • she is an illusion with rather large baby feeders!!!?!?!?!