Allo! Allo! - "I have no matches..."

[kwakkwak123]

1:30 "La vie en rose" ! :)

[gompypower]

yes

[casinobowling]

Is Gruber GAY??? I have always thaugt that!

[gompypower]

@casinobowling yes

[grnmn883]

anyone have Series 5 Episode 26 - Enigma's End.

[DALCOLDARA]

How could anyone hate this? Priceless comedy.

[casinobowling]

Ofcourse you hate it! You re a fucking nazi German SWINE! And germans have NO scence of humor what so ever!!!!!!!!

[ryko26]

@casinobowling er...no...I'm British. Try to imagine, if you can, a person not being so utterly backward that they live in the same country all their life (your poxy country for example).

Also, try to learn how to spell "sense" if you're going to try to write in English.

I would say that your rabid loyalty to this bucket of shit programme would rather suggest it is the Norweigans who have no "scence" of humour.

[casinobowling]

British people are stubborn old fashioned pieces of SHIT who beat their kids and get drunk on a monday! The reason for why i have stayed in Norway all my life is because my country is bearable to live in! I live in the richest country in the world! Considering the ratings the only stupid little englishman who hates this show is you!

[ryko26]

@casinobowling oops! touched a nerve! at last, something to laugh at on this page

[Warhammer4543]

wait.. Norway? you mean the country with the people who thought a missile that gone off its course was an UFO? seriously don't talk shit about other countries or people cuz you just fail :)

[ednuttah]

@casinobowling Fairly accurate description. I'd agree with that.

[Testement117]

lol norway is a dump

[Dymodeus]

Am I mistaken, or do you hear La Vie En Rose on the background played on the accordeon?

[acovasic]

can anybody tells me where can i find a part when Mr Alfons talks to edith and sayes`` My heart goes for you dum diri dum diri dum`` Thanks

[FlippieX]

Are they any seasons of allo allo on Youtube. I would love to see them all again

[gribae]

@FlippieX

There was an almost complete series on the site until it was removed because of the damned copyright.

[mugge62]

This scene from 1:58 is my absolute most funny of all sections of Allo Allo. I get almost stomach cramps laughing. Thanks for this pearl.

[F4Wildcat]

"Are you one of them?"

""It was....very..lonely on the russian front...""

HAHA

It remains a classic!

[Matyaz84]

I LOVED THIS SHOW! :D Well, I still do.

Cheers from Slovenia :)

[obsidiansdawn]

I have often wondered: how do the actors do these shows without busting out laughing themselves? They must have to do a lot of takes. :D

[Askelairlines747]

thats why it takes 100 years before any movie is done xD

[cdaedaur]

they actually did very few retakes

the directers told them to remember that there charicters were in constant danger of being shot germans

[ilsengboy]

hehehe, this is so funny :D

[RinaLam93]

i fucking love this show!

[yoerx]

it was very lonly on the russian front!!! LOL

[msinvincible2000]

the funniest scene of the funniest sitcom!!!

Just love it!

"we're in enough trouble already"

"these are your matches not mine"

"no he's one of them"

etc, etc!! All the dialogues in this scene are GREAT. I use them in everyday life :)

[Gunaradh]

love it

[DMEB]

i have seen this dozens of times and it still leaves me floored with laughter..

[Plutonwolf]

So sick funny!!!  "Don't tell everybody" LOLOLOL

[kozakyespana]

wow...maria...

[smokescreen1980]

The expression on rene's face...I don't think I've ever seen better acting when it comes to rendering a distressed state. Especially when he says "I have no matches"...it's almost like he wants the earth to swallow him right then and there :))

[obsidiansdawn]

You're right. He looks like he wants to DIE! *LOL*

[BenoitDesmaricaux]

It was very lonely on the russian front...:p

[Gryfin546]

The best of all Allo Allo series

[DMEB]

HAHAHAHA... i miss this show so much!!

[henrycrumm]

PML XD

[rip906]

LOVIN IT,.

[deathroman13]

whahaha this scene is so funnyXD

[sm0kingJay]

lawl. pure win

[SniperSheep92]

is he one of us?

No hes one of them

Please do not tell everybody

:L:L

[Nemesiss120]

if i die this is the last thing i wanna see before i die

[PABWECG]

I've seen this whole series a few times.

Oh my God, I could just die laughing at this scene!!

[5SECNDS]

I love this part!!!!

-Is he one of us?

-No! He's on of them!

-Please do not tell everybody!!

xDxDxD

[hotellhell]

I luv this series. this part is the best :)))

[arulage]

no, his one of them

lol

[dave6779]

lmao good old lt.gruber

[bostjan42]

i have no matches. you have no matches, i've just given you mine. these are your matches they're not mine :D:D:D one of top 10 scenes EVER in ANY movie or serie :)

[mandybearski22]

can't stop laughing!!!

[Concentio77]

One of the best scenes of 'allo 'allo, already in the very first episode! :-)

[Vabapaase]

Best scene from Allo Allo!

[yanyayai]

what about the gateau in the chateau?! XD

[Gryfin546]

He is one of us? No! He is one of them! Don't tell anybody!!!

[GoFeri]

One of the best scenes of the series!

[candycandy888]

I LUVV Gruber!

[FreakinEviI]

Lt. Gruber rullz! I cant help it but lol at this scene over and over again :D

[lunadeath]

i loved this scene! thanks for posting it!

[Baneboss]

Great scene!