Sesame Street Unnecessarily Censored

[QueenGiggly1]

This is so embarrassing cuz I was cracking up in study hall watching this xD everyone was staring at me x]

[octavianmihailescu]

C is for cooookieeeeeeee :( u mean mean... evil... people... :P

[thepokefanlolz]

C is for cookie and crap XD

[tiger4boy]

C is for "Cunt" thats good enough for me!

C is for "Cunt" thats good enough for me!

C is for "Cunt" thats good enough for me!

Ohhhh "Cunt", "cunt, Cunt" start with C!

[15gnrgurl]

c is 4 cum...thats good enough 4 me

[Adeazagra]

C is for cunt?

[YoshiLover122]

@Adeazagra That's what I thought. ROFL

[reeses3081]

c is obviously for cookie you people have dirty, dirty minds lmao!!!

[hvf26]

bert and ernie sorta remind me of joey and chandler from friends

[CheeseLovingSinger]

Ernie: Hey Bert?

Bert: Huh?

Ernie: Sorry you couldn't come to the park and *beeeeep*K me today.

Bert: Oh. That's alright.

Ernie: I called Justin Beiber instead.

Bert: O__________O WHAT?!

[CheeseLovingSinger]

Ernie: Hiya Bert!

Bert: Oh, Hi Ernie.

Ernie: Hey do you wanna *beeeeep*k?

Bert: O.O ....HUH?

[Msilikenachos]

"...*BEEPBEEPBEEP* starts with C, OOH!" XD

[WebVMan]

C is for Cocaine. That's good enough for me!

[pablotheepic]

get beep in the bedsheets

[AlexLozanoRacing]

C is for cunt, that's good enough for me.

[absabsabsabsabsabs]

i want cookie monster to give me head.

[EmmaCRBsoldwork]

That was hilarious xD

[EnigmaDrath]

Cookie Monster = ... Cock(??) Monster?

... OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM XD

[kaiwinthecarrot]

Search 'veggie monster' and watch the video by drifterv. This one uses C is for ... as well :D

[Froman567]

hold down 8 for ossim jizz in pants moment

[TheMusicProphet]

C is for "cunt" thats good enough for me :)

[LtTrenz]

"ohhhh beeep beeep beeep starts with c" I died laughing

[jrevel1123]

c is for clitoris !

[themangakawolf]

y must Bert leave Erny hanging..... :(

[GregMan12349]

Yep we all know c is for cake not cookies...

[NerfBlackOps101]

funny shit "c" is for beep aka cock

[wiggleyparty]

"C is for *bleep* that's good enough for me!"

[thewhiteknightful]

Damn that was funny :D

[Haven3000]

Hey Bert wanna F***?

[Andywillplay]

C IS OR C*** THATS GOOD ENOUGHT FOR ME .... oh it sure is ;)

[RomanceParody]

Ohhh Cuntflap Cockie, Coochie Starts With C~!

[BurnN8R]

What starts with C?

[cordawg89]

@BurnN8R a couple of things actually, some of which i cant post online :P

[31operafan]

@cordawg89 A few people already did... :p

[CoalMyn]

@BurnN8R Cunt, cock, couchie, lol

[MonkeyNinjasUnite]

I can swear bert and squidward are brothers...

[bugfish]

@lancelot1953 In my opinion this takes nothing away from that. Everyone KNOWS that Sesame Street is not about scandalous things. I am 43 and grew up on Sesame Street and Mister Rogers and cherish them both. You can't get much purer. The joke of "unnecessary censorship" (which I did not invent) is to bleep regular words because its ridiculous. It's funny because the idea of these beloved characters swearing is ludicrous.

[Owned9876]

@bugfish you lived on sesame street? did you get touched by one of the actors?

[Gaashura]

@lancelot1953 for teh lulz?

[SeekNDeztroy]

@lancelot1953 children's hour? kids aint gonna learn from one hour of a t.v show, nor this shit. Its called experiencing

[TastyMcSandwich]

Hey Bert, you wanna fuck?

[Thatblack1]

For those that done "get it" C is for coochie. LMAO!

[ddrstandard2008]

I don't wanna know what C stands for now!

[Ryusan11]

Hey bert, wanna $&%@?

[MonkeyMan7768]

Examples: cu* C*unt  co*k

[texafornication287]

you cant censor "C is for cookie", you just can't, it just doesnt work.

[theEvo954]

@texafornication287 If you think about the dirty C-words out there, it does.

[warhawk927]

@theEvo954 yeah examples c*m c**k

[firepipernickb]

very nice

[BlackandBlueMage]

oh cunt! or cock! i always thought he was saying c is crack! i guess thats funnier.

[SarItachi79]

Cookie Monster...how the fuck do you know about c***?!!!

[knifecollector93]

"Hey bert, you wanna ****?" bert: *looks funny* L O L

[Cerplex7]

"C" is for clamhat!

[arumon123]

C is for "cock" thats good enogh for me

[fartmonkey45]

@arumon123 i think it is for cunt

[ZXD7250]

He's saying C**ters XD

[3h1tt3nu]

never knew cookie was censored

[lightningthiefsims]

Is 'C' for c*nt, c*ck, or c*m?

[spidey8vader]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHA!!

[crbn64]

notice guys think its cock and girls think its cunt

[MermaidLexie1]

@crbn64 haha thats true....

[Twizzellove]

@crbn64 i thought it was cr*p... i think im the only one! :/

[marxandkirbyrocks]

@Twizzellove No,youre not.

[djhyperio]

hahahaaah

[clingmarbleprod]

i thought it was C was for cock

[cdright2003]

F**KING EPIC!!!

[GoliathGrowler]

C is for c*nt, that's good enough for me. ROFL

[TheEmceeY]

C is for cunt? XD

[lolauses]

Hi there, Burt!

Oh, hi Ernie

...Hey Burt, do you want to F***?

Huh?

[thecatholicdevil]

the first thing that came to mind was c*ck.

[SpaceMagician]

Make it longer.

[bugfish]

This video sucks. Whoever did it is the biggest idiot in the world. Oh. Wait.

[coolkim963]

@bugfish oh wow lol ha ha

[nfllovesme]

@bugfish ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLL

[QwertyYuk]

It's just... not funny at all.

[xBigxBossx93]

0:26 Cock, "WOOW Cock, Cunt and Clit STARTS WITH C!"

[elc1960]

I agree with Elementsk8r402 - it has to be "cunthole" because the syllables fit perfectly. Cunt, cum and cock are funny but cunthole fits better. (Oh God, I just realized how bizarre that statement looks out of context!"

[jakclarkdesign]

@elc1960 Yes, I agree. If it was going to contain the word cunt, it has to be "cunthole". I didn't read this earlier on, btw.

[windowsnoob]

Hey Bert you wanna ****? rofl I wonder what they'll be doing after shooting the episode...

[CartomartaKenDoll]

haha

[jakclarkdesign]

Clearly people can't pretend it could be "cunt". He is clearly saying a two syllable word.

[x1v20]

@jakclarkdesign What makes you think it has to be two syllables? He doesn't move his mouth like it's too syllables. In my mind he's saying cuuuuuunnnnt.

[jakclarkdesign]

@x1v20 Not being nasty or anything, but the fact he moves his mouth twice during the bleep is a big giveaway for me. Your mind must be filled with crap, because yes it can be funny to 'imagine', but try and use the intelligence to think of a rude word that has two syllables - other than cunt.

[x1v20]

@jakclarkdesign I disagree that his mouth is moving twice. The second time he opens his mouth he's saying C, no the end of cookie

[jakclarkdesign]

@x1v20 Ok, fair enough, so then how does cunt have a "c" at the end of it? Jak

[jakclarkdesign]

@jakclarkdesign Even more so, how does cunt have two syllables? Jak

[xLaLalissax]

C is for fucking thats good enough for me. hahahhahaha im almost pissed myself from laffing.

[lightningthiefsims]

@djsofunkiman Your comment = epic.

[failEncyclopedia]

You think this is funny. Check out the "failEncylopedia" channels Unnecessary Censorship Playlist!

[kx125rider696]

C is for cunt thats good enough for me lol XD

[MewMewMinto1123]

lol XD

[PhilipineMan]

C is for COCK!

[TheChair4U]

not as good as the count, but alright..

[AddictiveAirsoft]

so funny

[Ilikepie9999999]

C isn't cock, or condom or crap, its for cunt.

[itzTonyNagooien]

c is for cock. thats good enough for me

[lrowlands34]

that was horrible

[CDonleysmusic]

"Hey Bert, wanna fuck?" LOL

[CharlieLovesDisney]

Burt and Ernie just make it WAY to easy

[TheKeybladeWar]

C is for cra*

[tjorrr]

crap

[yotzincastrejon]

this was horrible

[theripper451]

c is for condomn

[Poncho389]

I thought it was pretty funny...dont worry about the jerks that go aound slamming everything.

[DatJuggaloMatt]

OK, this is the funniest one I've seen!!!!

[webbywebbygirl]

I'm sorry you couldn't come to the park and **** with me today.

[KittenToez]

LOL

[CameronJohnsonTV]

C IS FOR COOCHIE!!!

[AlwaysDOA]

c is for coochie lmao

[Moog167]

COOCHIE!!!!!!

[vgtre]

oh my good now i will never know what "C" stands for xD

[rockfreak611]

the first part was the best

[Dalley100]

oh my god i laughed at the fact that the cookie monster's song was mostly bleeped

[vanfar15]

c is for ( bleep)

[omgrapist]

that 2nd part was fucking stupid

[umahuma4]

C is for what? COck

[sthprkbutterslovers]

@umahuma4 i think so... if not, then cunt... but cock sounds better ahahh

[LazorFiringPivotGuy]

or cunt lol

[SOLOSTARPRODUCTIONZ]

c is for coochie

[TTTmiller]

@SOLOSTARPRODUCTIONZ LOL!

[blackpittv]

lol... "Hey Bert. I'm sorry you couldnt come to the park and fuck me today Bert." 'Meh..." XDDDD

[maddrummer63]

no see it bleeped it out so u dont rele no what he said haha

[blackpittv]

lol like maybe lick... or suck... or sodomise? XDDDDDD

[maddrummer63]

it culd be play? haha but most likely no

[ZachValkyrie]

we always knew something was up between those two...

[souprulez]

@blackpittv LMFAO

[DaCaliGirlJolene]

lol

[Kingultima]

C is for cunt thats good enough for me!, C is for cock thats good enough for me!, C is for cum thats good enough for me OOOH Cunt, Cock, Cum starts with C, OOOOOOOOOOH. Theres your translation everyone. Copypasta this on the video so no else dosnt ask xD

[SupermarketsRevil]

4chan is not ur personal army

[Kingultima]

It isnt, so it aint yours either. : o 4chan terms are very cool to say these days dont you think?

[SupermarketsRevil]

i am rubber you are glue

[grilledcheeseguy]

ok everyone its cock wat is being bleeped

[xxmzmz123]

c is for cereal is better but cocaine is funny too

[KJ0012]

dont you think kids know what a puppet holding a cookie looks like, they didn't need to cencor the audio if there gunna show a friggin cookie.

[SirCashbox]

@niggrez yes he does. I've seen that exact post on about five other videos.

[Elementsk8r402]

C is for cunthole thats good enough for me

[niggrez]

do u say this on every video

[blacksheep550]

could be c**k or c**t though

[DaToNeNyUkKa]

pretty sure c is for coochie lol

[finchparade]

cunt

[panga910317]

Jajajaja "Hey Bert you wanna fuck?"

[msptstatus]

Maybe C stands for Coochie, that's good enough for me. Two syllables.

[maddrummer63]

i like the way u think

[Tekula23]

C is for Cocaine da da da

[KingofMarks91]

Some videos end on a flat note.

This is NOT one of those videos.

[pbrskater26]

Oh damn! funny shit

[Kastralis]

fairly sure its cock not cum

[harryotterrules]

cunt

[Kastralis]

lol alright it can be anything :P

[Jayyedx]

Well it certainly can't be cookie.

[DatJuggaloMatt]

@Jayyedx  CockmaBallsShitFuck FTW!!

[Zabuza123456789]

@Jayyedx But I'm sure it's still good enough for him.

[stevethelazy666]

id imagine its cunt, because hes male and hey its good enough for him

[andyruffa21]

i thought it was the same thing

[GIRisHOTandSPICY]

not cum, its cock

[peppypenguin101]

c is for cum

[giantrobot9000]

This made me laugh so hard, I was literally on the ground. Oh my God, that was so simple yet so awesome.

[psychoxs]

I believe it's Cock Monster now. xD

[bowe6420]

I thought he was saying cunt

[treered722]

after hearing *beep* Monster (or not), the first thing that *beep* into my mind was George *beep* words you *beep* say on the radio!

great vid! LOL!

btw: cookie crept Carlin can't

[holyfukballz]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[starwarslego74]

i couldnt hear the beeps

[VersusLeiche]

C is for Cocaine, crack, cannabis

[sonicspeed011]

C is for cunt, that's good enough for me!

C is for cunt! That's good enough for me!

OOOH!

CUNT CUNT CUNT starts with ccccc!

[shannyishere]

I think its cock XD

[OnyxRocker]

Or "Oh, cock, cock, cock starts with C. Ohhh!"

[68OUTLAW26]

Oh cunt cunt cunt starts with CCCCCCCCCC

[mindreaper21]

C is Coochie lol

[moejoe1337]

this is really bad. What Jimmy Kimmel's show instead (it's in the releated videos list)

[bugfish]

Of course, Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship stuff is better and funnier. It BETTER be funnier, seeing as how he airs his on national television and gets paid a whole lot of money, whereas I'm just a schmuck who uploaded this for fun. However, you might have noticed that a whole lot of people other than myself turned out to ALSO think it was fun. So maybe they should watch Jimmy Kimmel "also" rather than "instead". Just a thought.

[moejoe1337]

Well sure, it may work for other people, but for me, it doesn't, sorry :\

[bugfish]

Fair enough. But just because it doesn't work for you doesn't mean you have to leave negative comments and tell people to watch something else. I just don't understand going around youtube and putting stuff down. If I watch something and don't like it, I just move on to something else, and save my comments for when I DO like something. Imagine if someone commented on your Digital Loops video with something like "This sucks, watch Kraftwerk instead". It would be both obnoxious and pointless.

[iceblade05]

@bugfish unfortunatly for you sir, there is such a thing that goes around and says bad stuff for vids they don't like, ladies and gentlemen, i give you, the troll! xD

[watchingurvidz]

This is funnier than jimmy kimmels