Re: EXCLUSIVE: Uwe Boll responds to online petition

[yourgasm]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nothing else to say about Uwe Boll just a bahahahahahaha!!!

[shrek187]

@nothingness36

Depends what day it is.

[shrek187]

@nothingness36

Oh my god. Right now I don't know what to think.

[shrek187]

@nothingness36

I know you are Uwe Boll because I know what he looks like. Watch the video, it's you.

[shrek187]

@nothingness36

Oh you silly hack. Stop making movies please and Tommy Wisseau made a more entertaining movie than you ever did.

[shrek187]

@nothingness36

Who cares. He is still terrible.

But good one Uwe Boll, I can see you made a fake account and responded to a 3 year old comment. Just like you to do that, now fuck off please :)

[MrMrhellsing]

@mgkpraesi I watched Rampage and it was good.Not epic

[BootyBot]

tunnel rats wasnt bad

[SShinX2off]

this fucking guy is an asshole. don't feel sorry for him

[DJXeroBeat]

BRILLIANT! Goodbye.

[iKhicken]

Uwe Boll's movie's i won't call shit but its bad.

Michael Bay is a dude who likes explosion and stuff but when it comes to storyline, turns into a try hard.

But hey, thats only my opinion.

[BouncingFerretFilms]

where's the ORIGINAL! i want the ORIGINAL

[nymetsfan9121]

i agree that uwe boll is a terrible director but hes not the worst if anything arron seltzer and jason freedberg the guys directed the movie spoofs disaster movie, date movie, epic movie, meet the spartans those movie just piss people off

[tmoro888]

Uwe Boll makes Michael Bay look like Francis Ford Coppola.

[Shadowgames95]

He makes him look like Orson Wells ^^

[Stefanthenautilus]

This thing NEVER gets old!

[GetTheGr33n]

lol everyone is like "michael bay made good movies... transformers"

cmon people those movies are on the same lvl as the uwe boll movies the difference is that bay has a shitload of money to make it look good and boll doesnt

[gregjbaldwin]

What happened to this video? It's lagging and stuff...I remember laughing uncontrollably at it when it was posted haha

[gothicgeezer333]

i think michael bays movies are pretty good

[Floboticz]

uwe boll is a piece of fucked up shit and michael bay is a characterless piece of unartistic foolishness, all he does is wow the audiences with special effects.

[goodflo911]

epic fail @ life

[gomeras40]

I Meant to say good games, and Uwe Boll....there will be MORE then 1 000 000 votes, probably billions!

[squeak63]

Ive never heard of this guy.

[SonySteals]

Thanks UWE you have actually opened my Eyes. Until i have seen few crap movies of Yours i had no idea how much effort does it take to make just average/bad movie:)

[Yummi2009]

Michael bay is an okay director. He made good movies like transformers, TCM and now hes making the Friday the 13th remake which looks to become a pretty good movie :P

[lopatamd]

awesome man :D

[Spriggangirl]

LOL!!!

[samsunghy]

Okay Micheal Bay is bad but UWe Boll is awful, he has no ability. He gets around by just being arrogant.

[taniwhaka]

whats wrong with michael bay?

[rossthefrogboy]

michael bay did a pretty good job with transformers, but uwe boll has done a shit job with every movie he's made. he doesn't actually give a shit about the viewing public- he merely wants money, which is a bad attitude for a director. it's probably part of the reason why his movies are crap- there isn't any heart in them.

[mdumcius]

this is true genius

[nostatus]

dude thats awesome

[skinnynerd03]

hahahahahahaahhaq....perfect

[qwertyMrJINX]

For shame!! Why would Michael Bay sink so low?

[IntellectualSkillz]

i mean let's be honest. dead set.

michael bay in all honesty is minutely better than uwe boll, i mean there must be some reason as to why he is dubbed the director of action sequences.

[qwertyMrJINX]

I don't actually know who Michael Bay is, I was just making a comment and... yeah

[IntellectualSkillz]

yeah man no problem, completely understand

michael bay directed shitty movies like bad boys 1&2, the island, and more recently transformers. I can safely say that i have nothing but a vehement loathing for this man

[Sl3dge117]

i like all those movies

and transormers was a big hit

so fuck you

[Ethical08]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[WTFBOOMDOOM]

In A.D. 2008 war was beginning.

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the shitty-movies-bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What !

Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It's you !! And your crappy movie!

Uwe: How are you gentlemen !! All your movie are belong to me. Hollywood is on the way to destruction.

[WTFBOOMDOOM]

Captain: What you say !!

Uwe: You have no chance to survive my movie make your time. Ha ha ha ha ....

Operator: Captain !!

Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'*!! You know what you doing. Move 'ZIG'. For great justice.

(*ZIG=Z-class Idiotic Game-based-movie)

[madmattmanga]

You WIN!‽‽‽

[TypicalJoe1900]

LMAO!

[Skullgrin140]

ROFL! so true.

[paycin]

HAHAHAA great

[decoy2356]

LOLZ!!! +10

[lazyasschillypeper]

aewsome

[fuckallnazislol]

THat's how many it got when it started. I don't know why, but no one seems to be signing it anymore.

[joozekpl]

hahaha lol :D

[JohnLockegotowned]

Muhahahahahahahahaa!

[masterofzelda]

pure comedy cant stop laughing on the ground X´D

[BarnyardApocalypse]

Hahaha. Genius.

[GamerGuy100]

so humorous, haha!

[underyourbed666]

LOL hilarious

[kamigawa50]

I laughed my ass off XD!

[Helsing3434]

Major Score!

[humanice2]

aaahahaha!!

[shrek187]

Can't stop laughing his video is to damn funny.

[Swifttheslacker]

owned

[BuzzyBe]

I just can't stop laughing, maybe you should be a director in his stead :p

[xthatrandomguy]

HAHAHA, nice, i luv u now

[9nova6]

whahahahahahahahahahahaha nice job wth this, whahahaha xD

fucking uwe boll 

what a lame ass nerd he is >_>

[attitudemcfuzz]

roflmao

[Adaker]

he talks like like a retard.. he and also michael bay sucks

[DreadRaptor85]

3 stooges of film making...

[BOTCHBOTCH]

GG lol

[etherealessence]

lol, now if Uwe Boll could make something like this it might actually turn the critics around... thankfully that will never happen. he's a genius alright.. a genius at fucking up good potential

[AngstFisch]

Nice.

[manutd94fanman]

this must be some of the funniest shit i've seen on you tube.LOL

[HeresJohnE]

nice editing, i always love the rearanged audio things.

[pabloslpkn]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

[Y2JFAN811]

uwe boll fuckin michael bay good bye

[runisunke]

Dumbland...you are a genius!!!nice editting

[GeForce47]

Little bitch, MICHAEL BAY ROCKS! you fuck up all the movies.

[AlienProgBass]

LMAO

[luanswan2002]

hahahahahahahahaha

[zebbern]

HAHA, BEST EVER!

[killer185]

hahahahahaha

[mfranko989]

good splicing, the prick deserves it

[mfranko989]

hey FuckStick last time i checked Bad Boys and Transformers made more than Bloodrayne and House of the Dead combined!

[QuietCannon]

Amen. Thank you for being one of the many who don't have their head so far dug up Uwe Boll's disgraceful foreign ass. <3 I can't stand these stupid Boll zellots who refuse to open their eyes.

[killer66250]

I want George Clooney fucking Michael Bay fucking Uwe Boll. lol.

[Alex06CoSonic]

ROFL. This shit is hilarious!

[TheSonySonicFan]

Shut up he's FUCKING UWE BOLL

[dagiff]

Haha nice one

[ig88killer]

LOL! Excellent!

[Smokescale]

This is quantum superstate, it may collapse into fail, but it WILL collapse into win

[Ncjpr1993]

I don't think I have laughed so hard in the whole week!

[jessicalisunshine]

hahaha! oh jeez uwe boll..

you know his last movie was really pretty good (dungeon siege). how come the rest of him is such a mess

[xAfterDawnx]

LOL

[conradstudios]

LOLLLLLLL i cant stop laughing!!!! hahahahaha

[Raltaran]

"I am ze only genius in ze whole f*cking business"

[S1appyFish]

haha thats great

[RaptorHybrid]

This...Is pure win.

[SocksMahoney]

It's good to see that Uwe Boll is finally waking up to the truth. I'm proud of this new Uwe Boll, finally admitting that he is, in fact, a homosexual. Good for you, Uwe Boll. Good for you.

[biggy887766]

lol

[CM929]

like michael bay f'n george clooney f'n uwe boll

[IiiERT]

ANENTERTAININGVIDEOHAHAHA

[mindychan]

START A UWE BOLLED

like rick rolled, lulz

[HazeNJuice]

lol

[burton99999]

hahah uwe owned

[jd3guitar]

lol zu geil! :D great!

[Csubxi]

Great job :DDDD

[9568341]

pizdec LOL xDDD

[Bapman2099]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA

Bloody freaking AWESOME !!! 5 stars.

[FaustTheUndying]

Awesome. 5/5

[TripodPicturez]

LOL!

[battlemage03]

this is to'lly nice dude! and i've said this i dunno how many times but i'll say it again cause it's true: UWE BOLL SUX BALLS.

[MegaFat1]

This is better than his films. Uwe Boll, stop what you are doing and learn a lesson on how to do a movie from watching this.

[josecassella]

oh, this is priceless, totally funny!

Making films is a hard thing. So what if he makes crap?, too many critics, and unfortunately everyone is a critic now days, no need to have any writing skills or to have any skills at all.

As a filmmaker myself, just getting anything on film is an undertaking few know about. It is hard work.

So what if his films are a piece of shit?, he has a right to do them, and whoever doesn't like them can have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up

[Judgementxxx]

lol fantastic, very well edited

[dudeyy399]

LMAO!!!I cant stop replaying and laughing at this shit!it never gets old.

[PSdualwielder]

ROTFLMAO!!!! OMG that was hilarious. And I thought the original version can't get anymore funnier.

[benntoddctu]

lol i hope Uwe sees that

[leonbev]

Awesome video editing! Uwe Boll should be taking lessons :)

[whatadamndramaqueen]

i cant stop laughin' xD

[Yahoos2f]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NintendosChampion]

Brilliant.

[Slaughtermane]

I lol'd. xD

[DKHellsing]

OMFG!!! THAT WAS AWESOME! LULZ!

[888MCR888]

The original one was funny enough to make me laugh pretty hard. This one is just crazy!!

LOL

[cocojumb0]

great work

Uwe bolls sux hard xD

[DArkonPL]

Hehe niech ćwok nauczy się robić filmy a dopiero potem niech ruga się.

[burton99999]

WHO SUCKS DONKEY DICK????

[burton99999]

UWE SUCKS DONKEY DICK

[Pspimp]

Damn! You beat me to it!

[GegoXaren]

what he saies is true, but he in not a genius, just a director how gets bad scripts, stop blaming him, and throw eggs at the writers!

[HHShKhalidFan]

ohh

[matsku84]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA xD!!! "George Clooney fucking Michael Bay"... LMFAO! Uwe Boll definitely sux monkey bollocks!

[ChromathNL]

Hahaha, hilarious!

[SSky06]

LOL.

[memokona]

lol

[niggazgoonandon]

Boll is awesome his movies are not.

[AquaRing]

you're my hero

[demohunter21]

What a retard -_-

[Tight66955]

lol

[cyberspyder29]

Your awesome I now worship you!!!!! lol :)

[MartinSwe]

LOL great

[Sepharite]

hahahahha. FUCKING A!

[lf1987]

ha ha ha haaaaaaaa! Great edit mate. :)

[lynkaios]

Uwe Boll is the worse director ever.

[Swiatlocien]

LOL

[abigknifefilms]

thats the best thing ever

[microworlds]

Oh my God I laughed until I cried, actually I'm still crying I LOVE IT

[Crunchieman]

LOLOL

im fucking micheal bay

the next im fucking matt damon

[montoyajuanpablo]

LOL

[dudeyy399]

LOL this is fucking funny!!!

[RadioactiveSamurai]

ROFLMAO!

[myrkeyjones]

And the award for the funniest retard on the planet goes to

[LDMythos]

This video might actually be better than some (most?) of his movies.

[youdaim]

thats true man, thats true:D

[Dzero666]

LOL that's fuckin' true

Uwe, sorry man but u really SUCK! the only 1 that needs 2 wake up here is U. wake up and realize that ur work sucks! u have a good intent, everybody would like a movie about a good game, but, the matter is that u mess everything up and the final result is nothing but SHIT. u're right, u don't do "the same shit everytime", u make "different shits"

thk god u didn't SILENT HILL 'cause that would be a real blasphemy and ppl would hate your work even more than they do now

[thejon93rd]

What?! This video IS better then all of his boll shit movies combined!

[StereoAssassin]

lol

[finalf4ntasy]

Who is he by the way?

[Dethtoneraven]

the worst director ever he made game to movies and there terible

[shrek187]

Watch House of the Dead and Bloodrayne, then you will understand why he is terrible.

[mgkpraesi]

@shrek187

Watch Rampage then U will understand why he is not.

[evanraufbold]

Win.

[PK3DNow]

Awesome! Uwe Boll, please stop making movies... do it for the children.

[Kilogosh]

I WANT.. GEORGE CLOONEY...

Man, you are awesome))

[JPHOXEN]

HAHAHAH thats fuckin halarious!

[abart666]

rofl

[BlindsideDork]

That was perhaps the funniest thing EVAR!

[TrippAGAIN]

director CLUSTERFUCK

[TrippAGAIN]

director CLUSTERFUCK

[Jack0riz0r]

Yeah, I could not have said this better myself^^

[KamakazeKun]

Genius, golden comedic genius

[Keael]

XD... nice.

[heyenikin]

Hysterical

[MegaFat1]

I think what you mean is it's Michael Bay fucking George Clooney fucking the Infamous Retarded Video Game Movie Director Uwe Boll.