Nederlenderen (Kalfsborst) - The Dutchman

[MrTureem]

Klassiker!!!

[UglyKidMetallica81]

what's the name of this song?!

[floedsje]

@UglyKidMetallica81 schipper mag ik overvaren

[UglyKidMetallica81]

@floedsje oh fuck xD..thanks alot. dude x)

[CherryPie1123]

@unlyckystrike No shit sherlock!

[jazpert1981]

every country has his own humour. i think this is very strange but i can imagine that the dutch humour is sometimes also hard to understand.

[Hollandia777]

Well, sense of humor is the last thing 1 could pick up while staying in foreign country - e.g., thousands of newcomers in our land don't get even a slightest idea what dutch humour is about (though they do live here for years!). That makes this piece of Team Antonsen absolutely fantastic - they did!

[HiGHT87]

@jazpert1981

every country has many diffrent kinds of humor...Not only one stupid..

[otoevst]

It's just as understandable as the Monthy Pyton humour!

[thebookpolice]

Two words: Charlie Chaplin. Or, three words if you're under 35: Benny and Joon. Or, one word if you're still a fetus: Wikipedia.

[evilmoofin]

Schipper mag ik overvaren?, Ja of nee?

Moet ik dan ook geld betalen? Ja of nee?

[avraks]

What does it mean?

Something... Yes or no?

May I pay your debt? Yes or no?

[evilmoofin]

it means

schipper.. means like.. a person what works on a ship. so it kinda means. can i sail to the other side? yes or no

do i have to pay for it yes or no?

so yeah ur right :)

[avraks]

haha, cool =)

Thanks for the translation! :-D

[mace1337]

Schipper = Skipper = Captain of a ship.

[Siegfreud]

Quite similar to norwegian:

Moet ik dan ook geld betalen? Ja of nee?

Må jeg da også penger betale? Ja eller nei?

[evilmoofin]

Yeah indeed :D

[Marthj]

Beste av Schau.

[Flamaha]

we dutch ppl always walk on bread you know;)

[Jinchu86]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!­! Hvorfor ler ikke publikum!??? Bare fniser!!?? Dette er jo førsteklasses humor!

[AndyBRGN]

Jeg har aldri skjønt denne sketsjen, men det er sikkert meningen også.. Uansett.. Jeg ler til jeg driter på meg HVER gang jeg ser den, regner med at jeg ikke trenger å skjønne den da! Siden jeg allerede ler xD

[heimdallhinfrode]

Du er inne på noe :)

[5282890]

lol brød sko

[Tubeworn]

hehe neat

ur so silly N9

[Nicksayam]

he says: he sings in dutch because he likes it because he he is dutch, like english people sings in english and france people in french.. but in a restaurant its different, it has to be in french because it has better names and it will taste better, because when you eat in holland you order "kalfsborst"... but in france you order .. buste du veaux (or something, i actually dont know what it means)

than he sings some dutch songs:

[Systemnotadown]

does anyone know what the hell he's saying?

[Engasjert]

Dette er Schaug på sitt beste. Synd han ikke bruker mer av sine talenter på denne genren enn på alt det andre tullet han driver med....

[jeziiman]

nooo calfborst

[Fanouriou]

When I look at this video I can't stop thinking. Kristoffer looks like a complete dork and averyone is laughing at him. But people can stick their feet int a piece of cheese AKA crocs, and people don't laugh at them. I still think loavs of bread looks more intelligent. Thank you for bringing it up bjarnetoxi.

[meatwhd]

naah kalfborst:P fuckin funny shit

[shwilly]

Anyone got the video in which he pulls a giant fish over his head while miming the same song?

[saren1994]

Dårlig!! BUUUUU!!

[Bjarnetoxi]

Well it sure as heck look better than wearing Crocs. I'd rather wear a loaf of bread than the stupid cheese shoes.

[michandre]

hahahhahaha<3 Kristopher Schau rules. his band is cool to.

[NifeAdrian]

Cumshots ^^

[michandre]

yup. been on a consert with them and kristpoher was fucking awsome XD

[danielalien]

dere er begge fra norge^^

[Cozorax]

and youtube is international...English is the world language...so why not write in English...so everybody can take part in a discussion..:)

keep up the english lads..

[danielalien]

geez, sorry:p ok then

[mjuklover]

"Schipper mag ik overvaren, ja of nee. Moet ik dan nog geld betalen ja of nee

[mjuklover]

Såå jävla bra!

[Slagmark89]

han er så herpa

[ArnhildHH]

XD faen kor genial dæm e

[oronopolo]

it's wim sonneveld. 1917-1974. one of the great dutch entertainers.

[Klingrad]

NOT! its Kristopher Schau

[Humanophage]

That should be shown to 'starving African children'.

[Heikii]

Come on, it's much more food everyday that is going to waste beacuse it gets old, and this guy is making people feel happy:)

Then we can work harder and give more to Africa.

[KillaHaakon]

Except that Africa produce enough food to feed themselves- Hunger strikes when their lackful bearucracy fucks up along with some rebel militia confiscating their grain. The aid-grain has the nice added effect of killing of their ability to produce that food though, since they now can't sell their produce anymore. :)

[Heikii]

Yes it is bad...

But anyway, he who complain about this, the money he used on the computer he writes on coud be used to feed much more "starving African children" than these two bread coud.

[Lasseyboy]

hahaha genialt!

[Kjeldaaslett]

"Hehehe, ik zing eigenlijk het liefst in het nederlands, weet u

Kijk eens tenslotte, we wonen in Nederland en waarom zou je dan de mensen Frans en Engels voorzetten niet waar?

Kijk eens, in een restaurant vind ik dat wat anders.

Een goed menu moet eigenlijk in het Frans zijn want dan, dan smaakt het ook lekkerder

Als je nou leest op een menu, in het Hollands gewoon, kalfsborst

Dan denk je bij jezelf: nou kalfsborst, niet waar?

Maar staat er nou buste de veau

Tsjaha, teeh linj paer?

[bluppfisk]

@Kjeldaaslett teeh linj paer = "dan neem je 't eh" = "då tar man det, eller?"

[NorskBallerusk]

mitt navn er Rasmus Schau

[Trehav]

For å se orginalnederlenderen på youtube, søk etter: Wim Sonneveld Gerrit

[hellbrendy]

hvorfor det, det kommer jo ikke frem noe resultat

[ReisendeMac1]

Eller bare på

Wim Sonneveld

så får du ihvertfall mange resultat.. :)

[iskjoldvaer]

skal prøve det der med brød-tøfler xD

genialt!!

[Tarikatlar]

idiot, akkurat som schau selv

[MarinerMercury]

hahahahaha

[saaka89]

Konge!