The Obama Health Care Plan in 4 seconds

[chucknorrisgawd]

I'm 18 and because of Obama I'll get to stay on my parents insurance until I'm 26, that's great because I'd be uninsured if it werent for that...the healthcare system was broken and anyone who says different has been brainwashed by fox

[WesOrion]

@chucknorrisgawd so, you going to live by your parents rules for the next 8 years as well basement boy? You scared to leave home? You love your parents so much, that you don't mind to burden them for another 8 years. Well, I bet your parents mind and if they have any common sense, they would be booting your worthless ass out of their house.

[chucknorrisgawd]

@WesOrion wow are you a fucking retard? Until I finish college I'm not going to even have a decent job that gives me health insurance you ignorant dumb fuck....I guess i should just go without and If i get sick or injured hey its alright I'll just burry myself in debt from the outrageous cost of healthcare, that is the american dream huh...I hope you lose your job and find yourself in a situation where you need medical care and see how YOU pay for it..

[WesOrion]

@chucknorrisgawd LOL, so you intend to become ill or have an injury that requires constant medical care for the rest of your life? Now, if you are going to college, they should be able to take care of anytime you have a tummy ache or a boo-boo at the campus infirmary. And yes, working at a company that has a healthc/dental plan is ideal for the non-union worker. Seeing how that non-union jobs took the hits these past few years, those are the people without healthcare right now.

[WesOrion]

@chucknorrisgawd you expect, like all of the young snot nosed kids, to have it given to you instead of earning it. Obamacare actually increases costs, decreases the quality of care based on the true income levels of patients (not everyone is deemed equal cause of Obamacare), the drug companies make bigger profits, doctors and nurses will not be of the best caliber, and the taxpayer is paying for others assholes to be bleached and others mistakes to be remedied.

[WesOrion]

@chucknorrisgawd now when you get that nice job after getting your degree and that big paycheck starts to come in, you are going to ask yourself, "why is it that half of my pay is going to taxes and Obamacare, even though my work is providing my health and dental care?" All of a sudden you are responsible for other peoples fuck ups, cause they were too stupid to practice safe sex or they were stunting on skateboards/bikes, or they figure that their body needs to be modified for some reason.

[WesOrion]

@chucknorrisgawd and that has all started with the fact that even though while you are in college and covered under your parents insurance, I am sure that they were not expecting the burden to last so long.

[perfectionpresident]

@chucknorrisgawd

You ignorant wad. Why not ask your parents to cover you unitl 32? I mean, you're going to be living in their basement anyway. While you're at it, have them pay for your porn & weed too, minus well, 'cause you can't afford it. And anyone who says different has been brainwashed by MSNBC

[chucknorrisgawd]

@perfectionpresident ok listen man just to clear things up everyone in my family including me has a job, we pay our own way...we have never used or needed assistance like food stamps or welfare programs and I live a good life....I am merely saying I like the idea of having a safety net incase something did happen. This wouldnt even be an argument if America was like the rest of the civilized west and had universal healthcare instead of your denied for a pre existing condition or lack of coverage

[FloridaLiberal]

@chucknorrisgawd Don't pay attention to these Conservatards. They can't see five minutes in front of their face... seriously they have the foresight of a goldfish.

"ORLY U PLAN 2 BE INJERED??? LOLUSOSTOOPID"... I literally facepalmed when he said that.

[HoneyMyGolden]

Extending health insurance to children up to age 26 with the current unemployment rate is a sham. Most recent graduates working part time do not qualify. Only if they DO NOT WORK at all. That's because if an employer offers insurance, which is required by law with 50+ employees, grads must pay out of pocket for inferior coverage. Rich kids can take years off after graduation w/quality health care. Poor kids working part-time looking for full-time work get inferior coverage unless they quit jobs.

[inxs13]

Obama sucks ...

[AdministrativeDept]

We congratulate President Barak Obama for his recent win and would like to extend our full support for Healthcare Reform and the longterm success of ObamaCare USA! We look forward events leading up to the 2011 flu season as easly groundwork for Federal H1N1 Innoculation Mandates are shaped, establishing subsequent quotas for population disease control with generous corporate assistance from Bayer Corp, Glaxo, Smith & Kline, Johnson & Johnson Health, the CDC and FEMA.

[NikoManCity14]

Now, 50% of the people of the USA don't pay taxes. It's sad to watch my country become something totally different from how our country began

[NikoManCity14]

It's economy got worse, so when Yeltin came into office he said either save what we already got or there will be a civil war. Now they're Russia. So, since they're leading to smaller government we in hand are now moving to bigger government and why? The Russians proved that bigger government doesn't work. Obama is spending money like crazy and people think he's doing a great job?

[NikoManCity14]

Here's the thing, let's compare the USSR to USA. We've been going different direction ever since Day 1. They've always had the big government, and we've always had the small government. The soviets themselves even provided to the world that Communism, Socialism don't work. When Gorbachev introduced Perestoka to Russia allowing little freedom did it work? No!

[NikoManCity14]

Haha so true! I'm 17 and I even know that America is not what it used to be. I mean i'm sitting in my history classes learning about the Revolutionary war and other American events and now I lisen to the media and what Obama says and it soundslike what we're doing is the exact opposite of what our Founding Fathers made this country. This healthcare plan I know will not work.

[shazycalm]

/watch?v=J9N1LWAQAHM&feature=r­elated, all people see this video...an arrested Taliban/Lashker terrorist confessed working for indians and being paid for killing people in Pakistan...

[scubaschlenk]

So if this such a great step for america, I want to see every politican use the same plan. But you know they won't it is just a socialist power grab.

Just wait till november democrats, I know i won't forget

[ralatorre9]

@scubaschlenk YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THAT ONE SONG BY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. ITS CALLED "CRY ME A RIVER". THERE'S A REMIX CALLED 'YOU'RE A WHINNY BITCH" NOT TO BAD. MADE ME THINK OF YOU.!

[scottg4520]

It's sad to see so many Democrats, even good ones, good into the abyss for Obama. How self centered can that man be? And I thought Bush was bad, at least Bush got stuff done and tried to rally democrats and republicans in his first year. Obama is trying split them apart as far as possible in his first year. Not a sign of a good leader, complete opposite.

[TheTruthHurtsYup]

How fucked up is this, I was going to write something about Obama but I'm afraid of being bagged up and dissapearing for disagreeing. Wow, I'm looking at other countries to move to at this point.

[itisaduck]

March 15, 2010

Poll: Voters in Key Congressional Districts Want ObamaCare Like They Want a Raging Case of Gonorrhea: 7 in 10 Would Vote Against Their Representative if They Vote for Health Care Bill...

[Blacknite3d]

And this is how mature a Democrat is.

[clarko95]

I just love how those who are all against government healthcare are the exact same ones who grab every Medicare dollar they can get.

If your against government healthcare give us your fucking Medicare dollars back and put them into education!!!!!

Such hypocrisy!

[Cedtoron]

How is that hypocrisy? I'm against government healthcare. My father took every Medicare dollar he could get. But if Obamacare happens, we'd take every other government dollar we could take as well. We wouldn't deny it. No one is disputing there would be a lot of people with their hand out.

The hypocrisy is showing concern about those opposed to govt. healthcare taking Medicare dollars and then wanting to expand government healthcare.

[phillipmarch22]

Amen Clark! I don't see the GOP repealing Medicare...The hypocracy should blow everyone's mind, for sure!

[dietsnapple89]

Yes We Can, go Obama!

[KhaosOdensland]

i fuckin hate these people, the nerve of these scum, i'm sick of this shit, heain it, theres peole out there who support this sham

[vexnetrek]

rofl

obama seems to act like he's still campaining and seems to love himself on the T.V. as he cant stay off of it for too long :O

hopefully one of these days he'll realise that he is the PRESEDINT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

and stop worrieing about extending the school year and school hours ... -.-

[ponyboy316]

This message directed to the teabaggers of America.

[EmperorLusion]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! damn skippy Obama..lol

[deadcrow]

Our NOTUS (Nitwit of the United States) all summed up in his own words! AWESOME JOB Conan and Staff!

[tigertail4]

Lol - that sums up obama

.. oh and his health care plan too ;p

[MrZeroGravity0]

BEST PLAN EVER. Lol that perfectly describes obama's plan. Jack ass

[rldavis1959]

Cute. FNC just ran this and now it's on Facebook.

[SpideyNinety08]

I got this...

"stop (blank) about health care you jackass"

what's the second word

[JazzmanSA80]

It says, "Stop whining about healthcare you jackass."

[zackd4588]

wining

[DragonFullHelm]

omg how could somebody sum this up so quick and so perfectly too 5/5