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  • is she turning on the tv with a calculator?

  • ok so she is me bt she isnt a waitch and she is nothing ive heard. this is one weird lady

  • 0:38 Sure.......

  • im you

    

  • I have that tv remote

  • If she's me...she's a psychotic fruitcake with absolutely no idea what's going on?! OMT!

  • iv never heard of her, but now, i know we both arnt witches !!

    ahahah

  • O.O Oh my god!!!??? O.o she's me????????

  • Lol im not a witch bitch

  • it's funny how every politician has the comments disabled on videos like these.Either that or they get flamed massively (and rightfully so)

  • Anyone else notice they synced the little video of her at the end to the cover?

    XD

  • Nancy Pelosi IS a politician and a WITCH. And she does spend money and make backroom deals to stay in office.

  • can u guys do this to my video it's mona rianna the first one

  • well if your me, who am i?....

  • @PHSWAGGERZZ You and her are the same

  • I'm sorry but this is the truth........bitch yuo are a f**king witch! looks at your face for god's sake!

  • its like brainwashing...

  • only a witch can switch a tv on with a calculator

  • that's the biggest remote I've ever seen

  • I seriously live in Delaware

    And occasionally this happens....

  • WTF is with the couch?

  • Sometimes i'm ashamed to live in delaware....

  • @labbyluv

    Lol, I'm not ashamed to live in Delaware! Have you seen the chicks here?! She convinces the rest of the country that there are attractive women in Delaware...and that the attractive ones are witches...but that's beside the point :)! Seriously...what is up with DE chicks...

    Christine O'Donnell ftw!!

  • kinda sounds like "im not a bi*ch.

  • Does anyone notice that Micheal's phone is bedazzled? XD

  • She did say bich

  • If she's us, she sent by the devil to posses people, time for an exorcism

  • she is a witch bitch

  • remember this crazy?

  • (too hot too be a witch) aaaawww come on give me a hug ill help you feel better (wink wink) whisper: yeeeeeaaaahh score

  • Touching indeed.

  • I'm the only one who heard "bitch"?

  • I'm a witch so if she's me she's a liar... i mean i'm a liar..

  • If she's me, then who the hell am I?

  • When this was in the suggestions it said - Songify This: I'M NOT A WITCH - sung by Christ...., and I was like, WHAT?

  • I'm a cat; I mew.

  • I'm not a witch, bitch! :)

  • THATS FREAKING CREEPY

  • Ok you guys are just jealous because I got 300 likes in my comment. I'm awesome. And absolutely sexy.

  • how can she be me?

  • Am I the only one that thinks she looks like totally sketch no offence miceal

  • I would love it if they made a video just like this about Nicholas Cage and his "I'm not a vampire" statement.

  • your not me, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

  • Dianna Agron could play Christine O'Donnell in a movie. Does anyone else agree?

  • love how her voice gets weak with "i'm nothing you've heard"....ahhh...

  • She's me? Well I'm a witch, so...

  • i'm not a witch but a bitch

  • Im notta witch bitch xD

  • Catchy! lol

  • That is the most realistic tear ive seen in a long time. Good show!

  • so inspirational...*tearing up*

  • im.....im you omg then who am i :O!

  • After watching this i would be more inclined to vote for her. i think every politician should make songs

    even though she didnt make this

  • Why would she say she isn't a witch?

  • @mvdiablo because she did witchcraft as a teen, so I've heard

  • @mvdiablo She was widely accused of being a witch. Look it up online.

  • @mvdiablo Because she said she was a Satanist witch on Bill Maher's show like 10 years ago xD

  • @mvdiablo She claimed she was a satanic witch on Bill Maher's show quite a few years ago.

  • @mvdiablo Because she used to kind of claim she was.

  • @mvdiablo Well, like ten years ago she said she had like a friend or somthing that was wicca or satanic or something I dunno I guess 'tis wicca but people said 'twas satanic nvm so the guys like started to troll her saying she was a witch and stuff and then no one wanted to vote on her or some stuff like that you know what im saying, mah breda?

  • Christine O'Donnell looks like Rebecca black a little bid doesn't she

  • so,you are me?THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!

    very nice job ;)

  • YOUR ME! YOU WITCH! HOW?

  • stop at 0:38

  • it sounds like she's saying b-h

  • omg y at the begging she turns on the tv with a big ass calculator

  • @drake8923 lolz XD

  • @KawaiiDesuKitty020 ot fells like im the only one that noticed that

  • i forgot about her, sending this to everyone i know immediately

  • It's not a calculator, it's an oversized remote. They exist. Check out Sharper Image or Brookstone.

  • You're Not A Witch But You're Me? Woman I AM A Witch!

  • Am I the only one who is awkwardly attracted to her?

  • It is a remote. It doesent have a screen and it has fast warwards and backwards butons on it.

  • @MrDavintsi Stop ruining the fun ;_;

  • @AbbiNixdorf Lol U MAD?

    no but seriously, 90% of the comments are on the remote, it's more then enough.

  • thats some pimpin bedazzling on that phone!

  • WARNING most of the comments are about the remote!

    O.o

  • lol this video has more than 4 times the number of views than her original video. also, of her 784k views 63k are from the link at the end of this video.

  • I don't think that was a calculator at the beginning. It looks like one of those huge universal remotes, there isn't a screen on it for it to be a calculator.

  • 0:14-0:15 - Ha ha, it's edited to make her sound like she said "I'm not a witch, bitch!"

  • Live long and prosper, headphone users.

  • I didn't know I am that ugly!

  • bitch u used campian money for ur own personal use, fucking whore!!!

  • i'm not a witch, bitch XD

  • arrrgh my top coment is gone

  • Her mouth is not made for talking

  • that ad is so vague >_> but, hey, if i was undecided voter ide vote for her on the spot!

  • this should be her ad!

  • if ur me who the fk am i

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    in soviet russia

    you are christine o'donnell

  • If she's not a witch and I haven't heard her, does that make her a ninja?

  • you are stupid as fuck, it's a jumbo remote control. asshat

  • @MsAshleex3 Wtf is a asshat??

  • @XxBvC20xX the father of a shithead

  • at 1:38 he missed a Doo

  • how can you be a female but a male like me? SORCERY!

  • She turned the TV with a calculator!

    WHAT SORCERY IS THIS !?!?

  • @PiloteZaiga that's actually one of those really huge universal remotes x3

  • Gay homo fag

  • i love youu

  • But... I am a witch! And you're me! WITCH!!!

  • ha ha i love how she's crying at the end

  • Both top comments are total grammar fail...

  • She's so hot.

  • Christine O'Donnel is not a witch, but the girl who turned the tv on with a calculator probably is.

  • @Getsuneko999 Poor Sarah u_u

  • @Getsuneko999 did ya ever see a calculator like this without a screen ?

    It's a big remote for elders...

    h ttp://img809.imageshack. us/img809/5/calculatori.png

  • @Getsuneko999 It's a universal remote! Available in Walgreens.

  • @Getsuneko999 That 'calculator' doesn't have a screen...it's a universal remote with huge buttons..

  • @Getsuneko999 lol its a universal remote

  • @Getsuneko999 yeah thats a giant remote not a calculator...

    

  • @Getsuneko999 it's a universal remote. I had one and never used it.

  • @Getsuneko999 Actually, that's a large remote. They do make them.

  • this commercial + smchmoyoho = a great song

  • WTF i got chillz?

  • if your me then who am I ?!?!?!?!?

  • sounds like the Portal Song

  • she is a witch. 

  • i have that remote!!!!! XD

  • wtf ?

    this is like so fucking retarded

  • Oh goodness!! I HAVE THAT SAME GIANT REMOTE. 0.o

  • older version of rebecca black

    odelr vresoin of rbececa bclak

  • i would spermify Christine O'Donnell

  • Is a control I have 1 too.

    

  • I have that remote... And thats an epic couch

  • i heard "im not a witch,bitch." lmao xD

  • @joseph1up u r right ,press the CC button then pause at 0:15 XD

  • @XenteMusic It's a calculator

  • epic tv remote

  • I like it when she says I'm you it sounds so spiritual for some reason 0:41

  • still fking listening to this in 2012 <3

  • how can you be me when im me o-o

  • well she's clearly a witch lol

  • Black toe-nails at 1:07

  • She used her Witchcraft to morph herself into me @_@

  • If she was me.. I would be a little worried...

  • >>------(OverUsedJoke)--------­­►

  • i never knew there was a kitchen on the internet

  • Mr Smith Goes To Washington! Great movie to see in AP US History hahaha

  • Holy crap. GEORGE BAILEY!!!! o ya and I always knew I was half man,bird,mAn,MaN,beaver,bieber­,rat,mouse,cat,dog,YTF,pie,pi,­3.14, platypus, platypi, platipi, platyp, lolzcat, areustillreading, troll, rageguy, megusta, nyan, ninja(0.05%), human, moose, bear, alive, notdead, nothalfdead, notaliveanddeadatsametime. But not woman...

  • Tituba say Christine O'Donnell be da devil! *starts sobbing*

  • @JonnyRoger1 F*CK YES! XDD

  • you should do gingers do have souls songified.

  • why is that chick crying?

  • She babysat me! My parents were good friends with her when I was younger lol! No joke!

  • im pretty sure she has one of those huge remote things... its not a calculator O_o... right???

  • You should sonfigy Mike Tyson.

  • Christine O'Donnell: I'm not a witch," I only ❤ "trading favors & backroom deals to stay in office" when my endorsed candidate Mitt Romney does it with the VA GOP to get all six other POTUS candidates kicked off the ballot. Nice magic.

  • 1,371 people are witches

  • A calculator without screen?

  • I think Christine O'Donnell should have actually used this video.

  • See! Even auto tune makes witches sound good!!

  • She said DODO hhahahahahaahha:)

  • euuuruuhuhuhuhurururrgghghhghg­hghhhh..... She is so creepy. At least if she had a knife I would know her stance.. but what the heck is this.. really? And the way she says "witch" eeeeuuuurrrrrrrrhhghghghgihuhu­huhughughguuhguguhhhhhhhjhh.

  • I love Michaels sparkly phone.

  • @MegaMonsterEnergy69 Ok good. That wasn't just my imagination.

  • she sounds like glados from portal :O

  • Am I the only person who feels this sounds like an ending song from Portal???

  • one thing that I thought of which would be the most fucked up thing, is if play the part where she says "I'm you" and put it somewhere in the new "Thing" trailer, would fit perfectly XD

  • 1:02 - totally my reaction!

  • Is that a witch nope chuck testa

  • ESSCUSE ME MAM BUT WHEN I GO TO WAHINGTON I DO NOT DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

  • Autotuning Her makes her sound like Glados

  • @sporetox and now i can't not picture glados singing this.

  • songify crazy by gnarles barkley

  • So she's the thing from "the thing". She will be you. YOU!

  • SHE TURNED THE TV WITH CALCULATOR?!11!

    WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

  • @Sunmayful Universal Remote..

  • @HacksxForxUx no its a calculator

  • @mariogamelover1 no, i have that remote...

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  • @Sunmayful Actually it's a huge remote.

  • @Sunmayful nah man it's a giant remote I know because I have one

  • @Sunmayful Nope, it's a remote.