The Sopranos- Ralphie

[Psychology]

lol at 3:39. Bobby and Patsy come walking out like "What the fuck is going on?"

[devilxhlywood]

this moltisanti kid has his head up his ass....they didn't have flattops in ancient rome!!!!!

[jakep1979]

All the men Janice been with have been killed.

She is the black widow.

[Truth118]

As far as asshole mobsters go, Ralph > Richie. At least Ralph had a sense of humor, regardless of how sick it may have been.

[SavageVandar]

@Truth118 That's why Ritchie only lasted one season(season 2) while Ralphie lasted for two seasons(seasons 3 & 4).

[cjb8824]

A, she was whoooar. B, she hit me.

everytime Ralphie says whore i cant not laugh!

[bullbunnies]

i would've like to see janice kill him

[BayAreaOrBust]

I would've gave anything to have seen Sack beat the crap out of or whack Ralphie, because we all know he despised him and it would've been nice to see something like that.

[Truth118]

7:42 made me lol

[BuddyWillis]

nothin but net muthafucka

[EMPERORMIKI]

ROFL that flying saucer crack always makes me laugh

[goodfella949]

So did Jonny Sac's call off the hit on ralph cus he caught his wife eating all the sweets in the basement pretty much? And was probably pissed over that and that she wasn't trying?

[trainhoboVEGAS]

That's one very loud and painful slap on 0:29

[BigJohnWoody]

15 people are hew-ers.

[jksonny]

Chase originally considered Ray Liotta for the role of Ralph. I'm sure Liotta would have done a great job but it's hard to imagine anyone as Ralph except Joey Pants.

[mrfalafl]

@jksonny Liotta is too charismatic and not nearly annoying enough to play Ralphie

[zachakajboy]

ok why did tony hit ralphi was it cuz he killed tracy?

[BayAreaOrBust]

15 made men were attacked by Tony

[simmy0987]

"Uuunless there's a salami sandwich around". I absolutely lost my shit when he said that. Fucking guy's brother's in a coma and he makes fun of him for being fat.

[WeAreallAssholes]

"A gerbil Ma'am...."

"OOOH MY GOD!!"

[rjplamf61]

Nothing but net motherfucka! Ralphie the hoopstar!

[zachakajboy]

Damn Silvio i thought u were nice

[MrBudgieman1]

wanted his dick rubbed with a cheese grater! jesus. Ralphie was weird. Funny tho

[Sumumabitch78]

"-Woah...what I say?" This guy had some balls back when he was a soldier talking to a consigliere like that. Most people are badass gangstas in the bedroom n bitches in real life.Ralph was a bitch in the bedroom and a badass gangster in real life.

[shadowpsfp]

What song is playing at 6:05?

[jimpurdie]

ralphies a faggot at 5.41 imagine that got out amongst the made guys!!!!

[huevon14200006]

Yikes at 5:41



[huevon14200006]

Get it all out you little hoowah.

[rowdy8888]

Extra Olives, u should know how your regulars... (I been tellin these brain dead Who-ahhS, for 7 years to get thier mind in the game.) now suck it dry La Cerva

[fluffycheep]

My favourite character too

[Vidinotes]

great tribute for a great character (I hated him but he had some great lines, and was wonderfully portrayed by Joe Pantoliano

[rowdy8888]

@Vidinotes Joey Pants to you, MO FO!

[RickRomo]

15 people caught the clap from a hippie broad ...

[bean12disco]

my favourite character!



[BayAreaOrBust]

"You crazy cunt!"

[RRRAW]

impossible. I didn't realize it was Teddy from Memento or Cypher from the Matrix. Krass.

[BayAreaOrBust]

He has such a god-awful haircut

[mitsubishidiamante]

I hate Ralphie im glad Tony got rid off him

[minigun0maniacx]

@mitsubishidiamante i love ralph he was the comic relief that gave me more of a laugh out of the sopranos. sure he was an asshole but he was a funny ass hole

[DrPoon]

Then why aren't you people walking around all day looking for piles of horse shit to stomp around it?!

hahahahah

[fluffycheep]

Brilliant actor

[MustacheStashCash]

pause at 1:08

Jesus Christ Bobby

[Econ1260MetZRoberto]

@MustacheStashCash As Tony would say, " Fat Fuck."

[PesciNcasino]

We were fuckin around

[johnstoyk]

nothn but net motherfucker

[manuelnegrete]

3.27 = best punch ever

[OnkelStein]

Whooooooaaaaaarrrr

[simmy0987]

Ralph: "...and suck my dick!"

Vito: "YEAA!!"

[platter1000]

what was that thing about the cheese grater? ouch

[Gr1mJow]

GET IT ALL OUT YOU LITTLE WHOERRRR

[turo9992000]

They should have given Ralphie a spin-off instead of killing him.

[GabrielKraus]

I don't know why I laugh every time I see Ralphie laughing - it's contagioius.

[enterthefarside]

THEY DIDNT HAVE FLAT-TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!!!

[nick33304]

@3:11 BITCH SLAP

[porn1978]

whats the song at 6:00?

[carameloxx]

@stompafly lol.....if it was real still..but ralph in the sopranos...man i hated that pony mined sicko guy

[Dogfacesoulja8582]

Ralphie was a fuckin asshole. But very entertaining. Love when Tony and Christopher were chopping him up and discovered he was bald. LOL funny shit

[shortieetnies]

whats the song at 3:55

[dustiking714]

10 minutes isn't enough for Ralphie's best scenes. Even 1 hour isn't enough. Thanks for putting this up. He's the best character from The Sopranos. Pity he's only in The Sopranos for one and a half season.

[fuzzylogic218]

after all that and it took a fucking horse to be the last straw to break the horses back....hhmmm ironic

[mrtundra45]

man ralphie was one fucked up mofo....

[mrtundra45]

you little whoahr

[porn1978]

wtf was uncle junior doing!

[Ninety9Soulz]

Should have ended it with Ralphie hitting Tony upside the head with the toaster

[carameloxx]

he should have been killed a long ass time ago

[torontoBluejays87]

6:24 It is amazing that eventually all three of these men wind up dead.

[aronosky69]

THEY DIDNT HAVE FLATTOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!!!!! LMAO

[stone1149]

Hello sweetie its your secret admirer

[CosmicCubes969]

Fucking piece of shit. He should have died the day he beat Tracee to death.

[Lvl60Slayer]

"I didnt see it,Your an asshole then" lmao ima start saying that every damn time someone doesnt see a movie i see.lol

[praisethedog]

ralphies a fucking queer damn¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

[youngthizz81]

why did they kill off Ralphie?  WHY??

[Stefan773]

it was an accident, roflmao, stop being such a crybaby!1!

[staggaz32]

Why do the guys in the Sopranos always say 'whore' so weird? Like they say Hooare.

[Aquarius01271992]

@staggaz32 Well they're from new jersey, so their pronunciations might be different from yours.

[wtg2989]

nuthin but net mutha fucka!

[LonghornPhysicist]

Silvio's pimp hand is strong

[malleymyster]

@LonghornPhysicist

way strong

[HardikG121]

Ralphie reminds me alot like Tommy Devito from Goodfellas. Both people are loud, cunning, and disturbing

[travisbickelll]

That was the funniest part ever, when Janice's psychiatrist told her to break up with Ralph gently, so she just threw him down the stairs when he showed up. LMFAO!

[bugseyable]

Liked Ralphie, he made the show fun, killed off too quick. That straight talk a mob story clip has some crazy mobster called moe, he's kind of cool too.

[retroguitarmaster]

nothin but net muthafucka

[aenimavegan]

first time i saw him laughing while the bitch was slapped i was not able to stop laughing myself :D

[TheSopranosMusic]

0.31 haha see that face

[deadlywizard234]

6:20 also haha



[deadlywizard234]

4:49 for funniest part.

[Johnboy1026]

"Who does he think he is, Sir Walter Raleigh?"

[MobHeataEnt]

I was happy when Ralphie died he was a douchebag. His greatest line ever was, "What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the f**kin' carload." That line was hilarious!!!!

[tryandlisten]

Joe Pantoliano is a very good actor, god knows how many films I've watched him in, I've seen him play everything from a cross-dressing fag to a gangster like this

[davemtl514]

she was a whoer XD

[JMVEntertainment]

'nothing, but net motherfucker'

XD

best quote EVER

[RevchenkoTheWolf]

1:28 Thumbs up for Mafia II song :P

[mrtundra45]

"she was a whooah-R"

[ScaRyRickY]

Ralphie is like the italian joker

[carameloxx]

@ScaRyRickY lmao

[wvClifton]

Ralphie, a true textbook sociopath. Scary to think such people exist.

[24rusguy]

Nothin but net motherfucker

[sagem28]

"He was sucking a cub scouts dick"

LMFAO

[MDot93]

At 5:42 I could be wrong but from the vibrating sound in the background I have to say, I think Janice was introducing a vibrator to Ralphie's ass

[GoodGriefing]

A. She was a Who-are

B. She Hit Me

[Schwarze999]

they didn't have flat tops in ancient rome HAHA

[laaspen]

ralphie played in midnight run as a sleezy bail bonds man.

[bluetoaster8822]

Ralphie was definitely the sickest one... Joe P. acted that role incredibly well.

[647416]

15 people are getting a 95 pound mole takin off their ass

[CMK2K9]

15 people are who-uhs

[commandant15]

unless there's a salami sandwich around, lol he's an asshole

[happycompy]

"She fell" *BOOM! love that!

[chicago6584]

Ralphie was funny but there's only so much shit one can take.

[tryandlisten]

Joe Pantoliano, I remember watching him in a movie called "The Idolmaker" back in the early 80's. The guy has been around forever and he's a great actor.

[CrociatoAzzurro]

@tryandlisten

He also played the pimp in Risky Business.

[caltrof]

ahe was a hooer

[sonnyred5050]

@8:30 Tony gettin bossed up good by a whooah

the ass on her.....;)

[Dilly5]

7:14

[cbarrett34]

Sil, I don't know, what'd you fucking say?

[InfantryFodder93]

Ralphie is a fucking sick psychopath lol

[Charybdys]

7:40

Vito wants a drumstick in more than one hole.

[ImpatientLime]

nothing but net motherfucker!

[lintownboy]

"i know how to keep my mouth shut"

Ralphie "unless there is a salami sandwich around"

LOL

[kanguesso]

Whooah?

[luvtinaturnerlots]

RIP Ginny (Denise) tragic 46 too young

[MrPussylicker00]

@luvtinaturnerlots well she did need a 90 pound mole surgically removed from her ass

[bankNbakeGuy]

I love the Ralphie-GiGi relationship. They're friends, but GiGi just can't get through to Ralphie, and sure enough he ends up in the trunk of a car.

[youHaveNoChance]

@bankNbakeGuy What are you talking about? Ralphie and Gigi were never friends, and Gigi died while trying to take a dump at the crew's hangout, not from being whacked.

[bankNbakeGuy]

@youHaveNoChance alright, maybe not friends, but their co-worker relationship was funny. and i didn't say gi-gi was whacked i've seen the series, read my comment again.

[youHaveNoChance]

@bankNbakeGuy woops, you were referring to Ralphie as in the trunk of a car. My fault.

[MIKESOWELL]

@youHaveNoChance The autopsy probably said that Gigi died of "arteriosclerotic cardiovascular disease" but didn't mention the shit straining.

[mahavishnuxc]

you didnt add the part when he beats the hoo-ah

[imaking723]

@mahavishnuxc because thats not a funny part

[mahavishnuxc]

@imaking723 to you.....

[fcliverpoolfan1892]

ralphie is the best !

[mahavishnuxc]

@fcliverpoolfan1892 mama's little whore...

[jamilioestevez]

"I had to keep my mouth shut"......."Unless there is a smiley sandwich around it"

[dariosimic5]

@jamilioestevez

salami not smiley

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@dariosimic5 haha

[jimpurdie]

@jamilioestevez salamee

[curak76]

LLLEEETTTTSSSS GGGGOOOOO!!!!!

[SteelC1tyK1ng]

I fuckin love ralph

[oogaboogasauce]

Lol I fuckin loved the character Ralphie, Joe did it the best I cant see any other actor playing it.

[decktune]

I hear Ginny Sack's getting a ninety five pound mole taken off her ass.

[freethis222]

Ralphie just couldn't help himself - he was a talk-before-you-think kinda guy :)

[vera1986]

I laughed when ralphie laughed..haha

[vera1986]

I like sil the most, the most loyal

[SelectedHandfull]

she fell

[Ipetratz]

Ralphie's face at 0:30. LOL

[youHaveNoChance]

that's some crazy head Tony's gettin at 8:28

[PanoIina]

Ralphie is the man !

[mijreed]

God, he was my favorite character. Especially when he was flying high on coke.

[bshuffett]

@mijreed

I fucking love Joe Pantoliano. I wish Ralphie would have lived long enough to have scenes with Steve Buscemi's character.

[vap420]

Too bad Ralphy didnt live long enough to make the gay jokes with Vito

[Macbrother]

Universally loathed scumbag. Gotta love him.

[mrsamska]

mama is a hoo-ah

[MrDrugstoreCowboy]

i love how he says look at u no to tracey after he killed her even tho it was fucked up

[Ciaran646]

she was a hoooowuhrr

[blackberrycobbler4me]

@Ciaran646 she was a hoe -wa

[ReezyC]

i pimp you out bitch!!

[tehBLAX]

ralphs just pissing him self when shes getting slapped lol!

[rydindirty08]

ralphie i was happy when i saw tony choke da life out dat piece of shit

[shad0wMata]

seriously, the hairdo, the outfit, the nails....Ginny Sack is really an ugly bitch, and Ralphie's dick was dripping like a busted pipe hahaha!! Awesome Delivery!!

[ztpalsso]

5:43 WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?!!

[Econ1260MetZRoberto]

@ztpalsso yup, and my mom walked inm on my friends and me, while ralphie was getting pimped out

[UgoStrange]

Ralphie is disturbing and hilarious.

[pureplayaa]

does it stop for everyone els? the "they didn't have flat tops in ancient rome!" - video f's up

[tdv123456]

4:25 is that the same song that was played in goodfellas during the billy batts scene?

[NERD7852]

FUNNIEST CHARACTER

watched it over n over

[volvicnaturelle1]

iii loooveeee him <3 !!

[TheLarryProtocol]

"Until you pay what you owe that shaved twat of yours belongs to me!" LMAO Sil...

[sokkmakk]

paulie also says hooah just like ralphie ;-)

[MobHeataEnt]

Valentina was probably the finest hoe Tony fucked. 

[kernreactie]

what the fuck about gloria trillo?

[MobHeataEnt]

@kernreactie she was gorgeous too, she had major issues tho. I liked Annabella Sciorra in the movie "The Cure," boy I wish I could fuck a milf like that.

[ohiostmarine29203]

@MobHeataEnt amen

[BigOldMrKnish]

@MobHeataEnt no one's hotter than annabella sciorra! but i would love to have fucked valentina.

[Boobalopbop]

@MobHeataEnt Beautiful, but boring, full of herself and talked way too much. Shocking that Tony would get involved with her knowing what a big mouth she has. They started dating by her talking shit about Ralph to him.

[MobHeataEnt]

@Boobalopbop I absolutely agree with you 100% but I didn't judge her personality, she was arrogant and had a big ass ego and very high maintenanced but she was drop dead gorgeous. She was a bad "bitch"

[Stefan773]

@MobHeataEnt agreed

[bbsk1385]

i love how ralphies laughing at her lol

[ConfessionsPew]

4:54,Tony's reaction the funniest part of all! 

[empireemp24]

Ralphie would of been the best on the show if it wasnt for Paulie.

[evilmm80]

Ralphie had some of the great one liners.

[MrTheSwampthing]

I hated Ralphie, I'm glad Tony killed him.

[TAKEMARU666]

@MrTheSwampthing yea he was to cruel

[wario7414]

"Oh my back. I'll kill you bitch..I'll kill you."

Ralphie was hilarious. "She was a WHO-ah"

[mikeyballz41]

why not last year you believed that flying saucers were over east rutherford... ahahahahahaha