Snails, NO

[amaxamon]

I'm shocked this hasn't yet become a cult classic "midnight movie" it is truly transcendentally awful!

[addicted2p0rn]

i think it woulda been fairly obvious snails was about to die if this sad ass music was playing from start to finish lol

[Mpower1366]

You should make it when he throws the map damadar dude should stab him multiple times, and slow down the noooooo!!!

[Badunkawank13]

hitting number 9 = achievement sound

[neosoc]

No! Not Snails! Please god, not Snails! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Dirtspawn064]

as a superb elder scrolls fan i cant help but think imperial vs redguard

[TheLAOM]

@Dirtspawn064 The guy who runs in near the end is the adoring fan haha

[DanTheWarder]

Been too long since I last saw it, thus I say thankyou once more for creating this masterpiece.

[robotpanda77]

It NEVER stops being funny. EVER.

[suemorphplus2009]

Is this a Wayan brother?

[Dishwashingtacosauce]

@suemorphplus2009 yup ;; marlon

[SuperSneakySniper]

@Dishwashingtacosauce im sorry for my being dumb... but what is a "snail"???

[Dishwashingtacosauce]

@SuperSneakySniper well a snail is a mollusk with a single spiral shell into which the whole body can be withdrawn....

[SuperSneakySniper]

@Dishwashingtacosauce OH! thank you for clearing that up. Sometimes I get confused beteen slugs and snails...

[DayhawkSilverstar]

Such an aweful movie. The thief should have just climbed down the wall.

[DanTheWarder]

I don't know how the maker of this video has done it but he's made a powerful scene...somehow..someway....ev­en more poigant...even more touching. Sir or madam I salute you!

[Odonata633]

SNAIIIIIILZ!

[krvelacny1]

poor snails damodar him very brutally killed a bald head is a great dramatic video whenc when he so brutally beat and killed ! advice I would have returned it twice if I did this

[krvelacny1]

goog films xD lol is very much nice !

[willowfan24]

poor baby marlon!!! baldy killed him

[GeoVII]

Grieving is a free action.

[Tahknall]

@GeoVII Hell yes.

[cchj768]

I saw this when I was little. I cried when snail died.

[DanTheWarder]

I cried throughout the whole movie. I only stopped when I knew it was over.

[HolyBomb]

NGE soundtrack, "Thanatos"

[PKGangsta18]

Worst death for a black man ever

[DanTheWarder]

If by worst you mean the most beautiful.  How often does one die at the hands of a pink lipsticked armour clad warrior with a penchant for over acting?

[PKGangsta18]

While getting beat up, stabbed, then THROWN OFF A CASTLE???

....not too often. LOL!!!!!

[DanTheWarder]

AND at a time in his life that he's never been so serious!

[Meixafuhellzman2]

@PKGangsta18 hahaha you guys are funny

[DanTheWarder]

If you look at it at 1:45 you can see from the little effort he uses to throw him he would never have fallen off the edge

[darksoulinx]

Oh, my, god. My eyes have suffered a burst of tears.

Good work. XD

[LordoftheT]

Pure poetry

[DanTheWarder]

Don't ever take this down, it always cheers me up

[DanTheWarder]

That was brilliant

[DanTheWarder]

THANKYOU