A Poem By Patrick Star

[sonicspyro21]

roses are red

my name is dave

this poem makes no sense

microwave

[werewolf873]

roses are red

violets are red

the grass is red

FUCK, the gardens on fire!!

[wowdude11111]

roses are blue,

violets are red,

hey hey hey,

stay out of my shed

[needsomePYTfromMJJ]

I used to write poems but then i took dodgeballs to the knee

[dancemyhrtout101]

Aww he's so cute when he was little

[redz327]

uhhh i don't know what to say

[Sonazelover]

I hate the new Spongebob episodes. :I

[MrSwaqqer101]

@Sonazelover Thats beacause a kid died from this show.. -.- I don't know the real reason, but thats what I heard from everybody. Anyways, they decided to makethe episodes SAFER :P

[clairetm63]

Still better than Twilight.

[kattygurl91]

Patrick needs his own show........

[Brightfur10]

@kattygurl91

DON'T DO IT

[beefybigmac425]

Lov twinkle twinkle pat in tht episode wen I was kid

[breyayce]

0:23-0:25 dodgeball.

[leafkillz]

keep pressing 6

[thebeast30152]

Roses are dumb

Violets are dumber

I want to 12 gauge you in the face

[mneits]

still have a big LOL after play this 8 times

[TheBluephenioxrage]

Roses are spongebob violets are squidward I'm a fat starfish

[Superlego89]

The story of my Midle school life.

[bradmccluretv]

roses are red

vilots are blue

i have pubic hair

so fuck you

[MrDizer10]

How many time have I gotta tell ya!

THIS

IS

SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[ghbutler]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get on my level

Or I'm coming for you

[MASTERCHI33F117]

Sounds like the coach said Gimp class lol

[F0rM0th3rRussi4]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I suck at poetry

Show me your t*ts

[00ChinDancers00]

roses are red

violets are poo

rhyming is gay lol no really Adam sent me here

and so are you

[19shanedoan19]

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I have to go take a shit

I'm logging out of Youtube

[Megapie678]

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I hate rhyming

Zebra

[OfficialRandomFanz]

so cute!!!!!!

[gabriel7037]

Roses are Potatoes

Violets are Mushrooms

this makes no sense

Power rangers

[clipninja4roblox]

roses are red

violets are blue

i don't know how to rhyme

potato

[Movienath]

The funniest video on Youtube.

[saige1251]

Roses are blue violets are red I need to go to the bathroom

[thedarkpath44]

Roses are sauce

Karkat is red

Taxi cab herpes

[MrEternalRest]

Roses are 12

Violets are fish

weed

[DrHax1015]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

[morganlatonia]

Roses are blue,Violets are red.......I have my mom do my homework instead of me doing it cause I have a project due firday and I don' t want do it so I'm gonna have a A ..*Throws DodgeBall

[AngelinaRox722WW]

OMG HE'S SO CUTE!!!!!!! XD

[esgnrjnjgu]

D: Dodgeball

[loyalrobot]

this would be an awesome inspirational quote.

[Kirasupporter1]

He ate it

[xSisterxGrimmx]

His words were so moving. D':

[lesly22902]

roses are blue violets are blue i need to go to the bathroom

[xualum]

THE MOST IMPORTANT POEM OF THEM ALL(AND GREATEST TOO): "Roses are blue, violets are red, I gotta go to the bathroom. CHOMP."

~Patrick Star LOL

[101school101001]

Roses are Blue,

vileots are Red,

I need to go to the Bathroom

[MsRedhood13]

Best...poem...ever

[HuggableSpongebob]

Basically Patrick is saying: Roses are blue,

Violets are red.

I ate this paper,

And now I am fed.

[mollyzebra11]

a poem by patrick star

roses are blue violets are red

i have to go to th bathroom

'' THIS IS GYM CLASS

[HaleyHardyxo]

Lol my fav poem ever roses are blue violates are red and I half to go to the bathroom lol

[awsumpie]

Patrick is brilliant and so cute...

[YOUCANTKILLTHEPOPE]

Sigh...

I remember when Spongebob was cleverly written and didn't have to fall back on burp and fart jokes.

What the hell happened?

[ProductionsEden]

Me in philosophy

[AngieLuvsChu2]

my fave poem!! :o

[chessandcrack]

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL D;

[dargereldren]

A poem by Patrick Star

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Roses are blue

Violets are red

I have to go to the bathroom.

[SweeneyToddlover124]

I quoted this in English class, got an A- for the day. :D

[maalbe987]

@SweeneyToddlover124 Did you eat the paper too? That might've gotten you an A+.

[xxxrandomxxxfandomxx]

@SweeneyToddlover124 At least you didn't get an "F".

[madisong222]

This is one of my favorite episodes! :D I like the part where they threw dodgeballs at him.

[esgnrjnjgu]

Dodgeball :O

[callofdookie854]

that whistle looks suspiciously like a penis...

[marioskywalker64]

@callofdookie854 Thats' how whislte look like

[MinecraftDude33]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

[ZeldaGiygasLord603]

0:17

No, this is Patrick.

[LordFiscus]

23 people recited a poem in gym class.

[RenkiexRenkie]

Fucking 9gag, homosexuals they are!

[jesus77755]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

9gag brought me here

so do you...

[bellsboyify]

@YoungJ1997lol -OMG YOUR RIGHT!

[chaoslordapollo]

wow, anyone else gota goto the bathroom?

[Fumper2112]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[TeamYuGiOhZombies]

Pause at 0:15 for patrick porn lol. P.S. look at the coaches whistle.

[paVlo711]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

In Soviet Russia

Poem reads you

[skyskyladybug]

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I have to go to the bathroom

[JakePons412]

Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over my love you're about to get FISTED!!!

[chaoschao455]

This is gonna be my first poem in english next semester

[YoungJ1997lol]

pause at 0:04 PATRICK HAS 2 TEETH

[0M9H4X]

HAHAHA OOOMG this is hilarious in english <3 :D

[TheNobleteam07]

wow patrick still wore the same no shirt and trunks outfit llolololool

[HoloSnipe]

Roses are blue,

Violets are red,

Rhyming is hard,

I want a sandwich.

[rocketshipresort]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[ManicRaider]

@rocketshipresort 125 people don't know the difference between a poem and a novel.

[dethbang13]

Me in algebra 2

[Protantical]

@dethbang13

What kind of fucking Algebra do you learn where they throw dodgeballs at you?

[dethbang13]

@Protantical an inner city school

[Protantical]

@dethbang13

huh.

[assainkiller52341]

@dethbang13 me in food/nutrion ... except i didn't eat the food

[TheHeavyshadow]

My poem for the 21 dislikers:

Roses are blue

violets are red

you'd better like

or you'll be dead!

[rahsma0600]

So do I...0:12. Dodgeball! my fave! 0:21!

[predXator619]

Shakespeare in a nutshell.

[mascorndog3]

25 seconds of my life well spent

[thisdesperatescene]

Dodgeball

[lmOnlySleeping]

Its funny how 9gag does not realize it is the bowels of the internet.

[moonable1]

0:17 NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

[TheMisterBobShow]

true poetry...

[khaledpokemon]

Still better than LMFAO

[101Ihatejustinbeiber]

Press 6 over and over to see the Coach rape Patrick!

[FantasticScooter]

press 2 for big star!

[Almostfull777]

9GAGGERS ARE COMING! 9GAGGERS ARE COMING!

[CaptainObvious852]

Fuck... 9fags are here. 9 looks like a dick and balls from a side view and gag is to choke on something. So that means 9gag is a place for cocksuckers. Fuck off cocksuckers

[Kshann06]

This is now a property of 9gag.



[BastiaanGuitar]

Thums up if you are here because of 9gag ;D

[mslittlesmartypants]

I swear isn't he just so cute with 1 tooth sticking out and him as a tiny little kid? :)

[EliLeoplurodaun]

Its so beautiful ;')

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THIS IS GYM CLASS!" *blows Whistle*

[jessigurl15]

aww.. how charming



[101Ihatejustinbeiber]

I wrote this poem down forhomework and got a -d

[MrMattnethan]

Since when is the floor in a gym made of wood?

[aquamakwesha]

@MrMattnethan you're an idiot

[MrMattnethan]

@aquamakwesha >:0

[ChocoBlue23]

This is child abuse. >:O

[ecs1100]

I don't know why so many people say "Violets are blue" cuz aren't violets...violet? 0.o

[SuperEmz12345]

how did i end up from the power puff girls to this?????

[SGRock94]

@SuperEmz12345 Very easily? They're both kid's shows duh, it's not as bad as me going from the dark side of youtube, to waterslides, then to this.

[TailsandCosmo10001]

Aww, little Patrick's cute. ^^,

c'mon, be honest, who doesn't want to give him a hug?

[TheWiseman97]

robert frost in the making

[Deoxysofshine2]

Better then the whole Twilight series

[Terrax1]

Fuck Owl City

[eliexor]

Its verry beautyfull

[SomaStory]

How does this relate to owl city??

[CallMeIshmaelGuitar]

fuck owl city

[Bob981461]

0:03 Skip to the poem

[wolfthing11]

What the hell is an owl city

[OverNineThousandths]

that poem was so compelling. he first asserts that roses are red, and violets are in fact blue, showing that things can be independently and certifiably beautiful, while remaining different from each other, and yet co-exist peacefully. but then, he comes to a change in tone, by informing us that he has to go to the bathroom. an impeccable transition and flawless conclusion to his masterful composition......wow i really should be studying for my finals

[sav12347]

@OverNineThousandths hahaha

[sav12347]

@OverNineThousandths thats really funny

[11owlcitylover]

adam sent me <3

[mattgar1000]

Roses are red violets are blue in soviet russia poem reads you

[MyPuppyBailey]

Adam sent me here.

[dumgurlz]

aaaaawwwwww

[KewlRobloxDudex2]

A poem, by me

Oranges are green

Grass is orange

I just farted on a cat

[PearlsofLife3]

lol Adam's adolecent life in 25 seconds. probably my life so far as well :D lol

[bishiewuvr]

I love Owl City to death, but I brought myself here

[LizzyF23]

adam young brought me here:) lol

[aniezawlr]

So, this is a summary of Adam Young's adolescent life in 25 seconds. :O H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. haha

[00ChinDancers00]

@aniezawlr lol yah he sent me here too!

[247webgirl]

@aniezawlr OHMIGOODNESS I'm so glad I'm not the only one that came here because of Adam!! <3

[Fireflies1097]

Roses are blue, Violets are red:) Patrick is awesomme:)

[JustThatAwesome18]

I can imagine Adam Young laughing his butt of at this.

[mollymoe429]

@JustThatAwesome18

Ahahaha, I was just thinking that...

[WaddleDee105]

Wow, this really shows how low and unfunny Spongebob as gotten. I remember when this was one of the most hilarious cartoons out there. All the episodes since the movie came out are garbage. :(

[chix907]

roses are blue. violets are red. i have to go to the bathroom.

[202halofreak]

Best.poem.ever

[owlsinfall]

Thank you Adam :)

[lucienlover10]

Adam Young sent me here :) <3

[gev10able]

Adam is adorable <3...

[KazeiuKat]

Oh, Adam :) ♥

[IamTheDeathMachine]

The original lil wayne

[agataputrias]

Oh Adam...you're cute<3

[Furbalicious9000]

@DearPacificDayx you mean Patrick ?

[itsjustfreakingjosh]

"And I masturbate in the bathroom"?!

[beanerzisdumb]

Stephenie Meyer must look up to Patrick.

[DearPacificDayx]

I will look up all the people who threw a dodgeball at Adam and give them a taste of their own medicine

[smithyrockson]

I will personally look up each and every one of the kids who threw a dodgeball at Adam, and kidnap them in their sleep. o.o lol wat?

[xJustHush]

Haha gotta love adam.

[xXOwlCityismylifeXx]

This seems like something adam would of been like in his adolesescent years. lol

[MissSunFlower94]

oh Adam. Your adolescent years are... special. XD

[SmallSocietyIssues1]

Adam sent me too! Just now on Twitter :D

[haloKINGSstudios]

Adam sent me ^_^

[gshuman29]

Adam Young watches Spongebob? Greatest day of my life.

[allthoseprettylight1]

Adam Young sent me here but it took me several attempts to watch this video as so many people were clicking on it at the same time

[justin882013]

We all know Adam brought you here. No need to announce it. What does it fucking accomplish?

[Shepsterof92]

@justin882013 Although i wouldn't choose to use such a splendid gerund, this comment should have "Top Comment"...whatever that is.

[jessiklays1]

Hey Owl Citizen!

[VoidCC]

Thumbs up if you are looking at this because of Owl City.

[alanson112]

@VoidCC LOL

[TailsandCosmo10001]

@VoidCC HUH?!

[FantasticMrFriz]

@VoidCC Owl City is as heterosexual as having buttsex with another man

[wue2117]

@FantasticMrFriz wait....

[NnataliesaysHi]

ADAM YOUNG haha

[GlassehDanse]

This is a summary of Adam Young's adolescent life.

[Juninhow2v]

Owl City brought me here, and boy do I remember this episode :D

[HopeIsAGame]

Here comes the Owl City army...