Hilarious soccer dives

[Morr1992]

Football is a game for gays

[gigas81]

I've never read the rule in soccer where it condones letting players fake injuries. So at some point some of these players decided to fake their way into trying get their team to win. The players can't police themselves? geesh

[positiveminus11]

What a fairy sport

[gigas81]

I like how guys like Zidane plays. He headbutts folks. he doesn't fall to the ground.

[MightyNeonFraa]

If somebody pulled any of this crap in hockey, both benches would empty and everybody would spend the next ten minutes beating the crap out of each other at center ice.

Hockey > soccer.

[sgtpepper2345]

LOL @ Vidic 1:49

[sgtpepper2345]

Vidic writhing on the ground, faking injury... then he gets up because nobody paid attention LOL

[riahon]

It is part of the culture of the game at all levels. This is what kids see and they imitate their 'heroes'. Soccer is stupid stupid stupid and anyone that follows it is living in a matrix.

[bigchief70]

I can't knock these guys in an athletic aspect, these guys are incredible athletes, but holy shit is soccer a pussy sport.

[BRAMPTONskater]

soccer players are a bunch of pussys

[999fullluis]

THIS IS WHAT MAKES SOCCER THE MOST HATED SPORT IN USA, SMH

[jerb3lotus]

why would ppl dive if theres a camera

[gigas81]

@jerb3lotus

Because they still try to sell it (the foul/hit to the face or whatever) they don't care that a cameras are around.

[limersbey]

At least the team I support is best at something....0:56

[SeanSensi]

such pussies

[kilgoretroutcanada]

Highly entertainimg, thanks.

[l4ujk]

Stupidity is excellent amusement.

[jaykbel77]

FUCKS! all of them ruining the game.

[zlkskatemaniac]

the music makes this

[buscomedian]

@BudmaudeY I play soccer and at the girls level, we have almost no acting. Seriously. I'm so saddened whenever some one starts acting like 'OMG he hit me!!!' Grow up. So soccer players don't act. Only idiots play soccer and act on the field.

[1996carlosr]

Like a boss?

[uliketobeingtazed]

LOL @ 0:56 the keeper is like: aaaahhh aahhh!!!!! then he is like: "ow,did they other guy get red?i feel much better now!" XD

[nic0tin3]

i hate the word "soccer" its football damn it! :D

[LlamamanFilms]

@nic0tin3 No. It's "Association Football"

Nearly every English speaking country has their own version of Football. Every one of which is closer to the original football (Medieval Football) than soccer is.

Gaelic Football

Australian Rules Football

American Gridiron Football

Canadian Gridiron Football

Shrovetide Football

Rugby Football

All these sports use a four panel oblong ball and all of them feature hands more than feet.

Get over it.

[nic0tin3]

@LlamamanFilms ???? glad to know people spend much more time to respond to a mere commment that only took me 10 seconds to write xD great use of your time bro

[LlamamanFilms]

@nic0tin3 Soccer.

[nic0tin3]

@LlamamanFilms xD that was funny hahahaha

[malismad]

@LlamamanFilms *ahem* Gaelic football uses a spherical ball.

[GetPunkk]

lol @ 0:37 he slaps him self in the face

[michailKalasnikov]

STAR WARS FTW!!!

[michailKalasnikov]

lol best song EVAR!!

[MrGhostFaceKillerHD]

i don't know about you, but this song makes me feel like a wizard ! LOL The song

[toisver]

This is the bad thing about football

[lotanerve]

Can you say...paid too much?

[javierxrtd]

omfg this was funny as hell 2:25

[YallaaHabibi]

Thumbs up if u got the song stuck in your head:)

[xxanthonyxx8]

wat iz the name of this song

[zvasdvxzvzrfgaszcv]

hilarious how they are always hurt and how obvious it is

[jcombz15]

I love how no matter where they get hit, they either grab their head, or just above their heels and ankles, depending on whether it was nearer to their feet or head.

[PalmersPlaces]

@AtlantaFalcons89 your sport involves running for 15 seconds and then getting a 4 minute break. thats not a sport. and im american. i actualy live in atlanta

[jumar1281]

#1 biggest pussy sport on earth. this video and the thousand others like it are the proof

[gigas81]

@jumar1281

You mean players.

[WhitePenumbra]

@jumar1281 Football hurts. It's just the gay players who's hollywood stars.

[xXxMiiCkEyxXx]

@jumar1281 if you hate it that much why even waste your comment to bash gosh..get your balls out of your own mouth

[gigas81]

Theatrics. And they aren't good even at acting. That says it all.

[TheTommolfc]

Players must feel cheated!

[Mitchie0987]

soo many faggots in football thye all need to grow a pair should be like what it was back in the day when ya could kick sit out of someone n either get a yello card or nothing shows these people 

[fencecat422]

@Aoird "To" should be "Too." "brake" should be "break." "then" should be "than." And I'm the idiot? Get back to me when you finish gra

[fencecat422]

It's hilarious that one guy tries to imply that NFL players are fat by calling them "250-lb men." There are college QBs that weigh 250, jerk off. NFL O-Linemen tend to be more like 350, and yes, they are fast and will beat your ass then eat you, you Eurotrash little fags. Q

[723music]

and this is the most popular sport in the world?

[gigas81]

@723music

Yes it is. A very odd world we live in, eh?

[fjbutch]

Bit more practice and they might get it right.... The Goaly was the best ...

[Normansmight]

what is the song? i know its the imperial march but...what version or whatever is it?

[alphaevolution]

@Normansmight Kuricorder Quartet - Imperial March my friend

[19kellbell]

what giant pussys!!

[gigas81]

Look its not the sport people, its the PLAYERS. The sport is actually enjoyable to watch if the players dont stupid stuff like they are doing in this video. The problem is that there isn't a really strict penalty or policy in place to fix it.

[felixchump]

@gigas81 It's everyone's fault. Coaches, refs and fans to tolerate this. I propose taking people out of the game if they fall and don't get back up (they are hurt). There is still a problem with the sport in that it is so low scoring when a team goes ahead they fall back on defense and pass the ball around to run out the game clock. So I also propose a shot clock of some sort.

[bauerhockey10]

@gigas81 its the sport.

[soccerrocker45]

0:31 epic spazz

[r2d23678]

rofl, fuckin fag sport

[DogChapmann]

the song cracks me up lol

[ekimklaw]

This is worse than Basketball.

[PortoPride2]

this song... its just creepy.

[ArtisticwithaK]

I say every time someone dives the ref should punch him right in the mouth

[SRV18947]

wow soccer players are pussys

[AlmondBaller]

This is why America thinks soccer is a sissy sport

[gigas81]

@AlmondBaller

And the major issue is that its so blatant. Yeah every now and then someone gets a yellow card for fallin when no one hit them but my question is how did this flopping start in the first place?

[jk94111]

@AlmondBaller and australia

[southpark178]

rofl 1:32

[gigas81]

Dont mock the sport, mock the PLAYERS playing the game. They are the ones that need to learn competition and fair play. I bet if they weren't treated like heroes or whatever they wouldn't do stupid things like this.

[Ebolacrash]

@gigas81 ya guys dont mock a sport that takes absolutely no talent ..they have enough to deal with

[Fobulous08]

Soccer is so gay.

[PickPocketCrew]

@Fobulous08 have u ever played soccer i dont think so if u did u would know that its not. duh!!!

[Tinils]

fucking soccer is so gay lol

[DILTZ666]

soccer is a pussy sport with people falling down when a clump of dirt hits them .... its stupid

[PickPocketCrew]

@DILTZ666 have u played no thats y ur stupid u moron!

[nicksocr99]

@DILTZ666 so why are you watching a soccer video, oh yeah thats right your a dumbass, so why dont you do everyone a favor and go fuck yourself

[PokeTradersComm]

This is what represents peoples countries? This worl is pathetic

[PickPocketCrew]

@PokeTradersComm ur pathetic!

[CaptainFantastik1]

LOL. This is why soccor/fubol is a pathetic excuse for a "sport". Bunch of twinkle toed fairies prancing and diving like Peter Pan. There is no such thing as a tough soccor player. Bunch of limp wristed pussies.

[gigas81]

the song for this video is genius

[Joelw2230]

LOL worst fuckin sport in the world, bunch of pansys.

[Fuzzums25]

Man, I love soccer, but the fact that these are grown men doing this just makes me LOL.

[jwill456]

this is freakin hilarious!

[fellows00]

prolly like 90% of all soccer penalties are fakes...

[trukrump]

soccer is for skinny legged actors. id like to see them play football. REAL football

[nicksocr99]

@trukrump god your ignorant, and if your going to put down one of there muscles, try not to say they have skinny legs, thats the one place where there muscles would kick your ass, and as far as american football goes, theres a reason why the world doent like to watch 250 Ib men grappling eachother in 6 second plays, and then watch a commercial every two to three minutes

[s1lverfalcon]

Wow, these guys are wimps.

[brykickass2424]

ever soccer game has them they should just give cards after games to who ever dived

[VigEuth]

Love the Star Wars Empire music, a lot less menacing with janky acoustic and that recorder thing we all used to play as kids...lol....and soccer players are pussies haha

[red580]

Where can I find this song

[amoreserenade]

soccer players are wankers

[T3rryaki]

no wonder people in North America hate soccer, what a bunch of faggots.

[Rodrick1990]

last guy doesnt evn try...completely hopeless

[fjbutch]

what a great choice in music,,,,makes them look  even more rediculous...

[Granade101]

No wonder soccer has such a 'fag persona'

[BajenJonte1990]

what's this version of this song called?

[Guitarman1275]

This is exactly why soccer is becoming a fail sport. People care too much about getting the call than actually trying to get the ball themselves.

[SchooIHater]

...Wooahh these Soccer players are really weak and not honest.... it will be soo easy to kick their asses... we touch them !!! they FALL :D!

[jmoose311]

Fake.

[Yellovvsnovvman]

lol the song

[clinteastwood456]

i don't know about the rest of you, but i found this pretty entertaining!

[slashowns111]

your funny man but right lol

[basil1958]

Your not very intelligent are you. Oh and I look at soccer sites so I can laugh at soccer girlies like you!

[skate4life775]

so wat sport do u play football? football players run around and touch each other but i guess tht u like tht.

[skate4life775]

Well sorry i didn't know that you were such a butt pirate when it comes to spelling. You're probably a queer anyway

[basil1958]

soccer players r pathetic

[skate4life775]

yea um mom was pathetic last night..... if soccer players r pathetic then why did u search for a socccer video??? tell ur mom ill b over by about seven

[basil1958]

Just a tip - before you try to be witty - learn to spell; otherwise you sound like an idiot let alone being a little fairy for playing that game.

[noelboy225]

nice job