Tommy Tiernan On Duck Sex

[thriller2rayne]

For some reason i was searching for someone to talk about duck sex. And i came across this gold. Awesome awesome work.

[nightwolf364]

totally epic! I love his stuff!

[nightwolf364]

totally epic! I love his stuff!

[BushWack14]

LEGEND!!!

[LiamB7053]

brilliant



[luckyirishxxx]

My good... Tommy is the only person who can make a terrible pun like 'havin the quack' and turn it into a masterpiece!

[bradrotube]

watch my vids .... they are mental .... lol

[adamusprime1001]

i love Tommy to death but why in hell is he wearing a Chicago Blackhawks t-shirt? Oh, sorry, i mean Shitcago Fuckhawks t-shirt!?!?

[Orlax16x]

just havin the quack! XD XD

[Aviationnation10]

i hate him hes shite

[kingmacque]

i no hes irish but is this in america

[mrHP89]

A W S O M E ! !

[HipHopJun]

I used to have ducks as pets. Arnold and Rosie. They always mate on water, Rosie would be the floater while Arnold rams her like a freaking motorboat. Water splashing all over the place, and Rosie would try to run away, Arnold chases her with his boner dragging on the grass as he quacks furiously.

[amstreeee]

Lmfao. Hilariously epic! :D

[Muirenncasey]

then the man duck on his big black cloud of death...

i nearly wet myself!!!

[CinemaZebra]

That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. This made my day.

[jaratt85]

try watching this when getting home from your first job which happens to be toys @ wally world till 12 at night, during holiday season and you get home and online @2am... I fell off the comp chair and hurt my hip I was laughing so hard

[filthmonger171]

i can never look donald duck in the eye again

[filthmonger171]

HE LOOKS FILTHY

[JackxDaniel4Life]

I JUST DIED AT THIS!!!!!!

[mothernature44]

get a life you two !

[zadiyya]

OOOKKKKAAAYYYY

i think u 2 need 2 get a room

i mean am i right?

ur right

im right, right?

RIGHT!

[mkafirebird]

omfg that is funnier than hell

[chaoswarhound]

Fucking national treasure he is! Fecking hilarius!

[8belive8]

this is the best thing in life.........the lady duck, she's just fuckin swimmin around hahahhha

[gunners9191]

i hope it was for you

[EveMelia1990]

only a fucking retard would say that.

[gunners9191]

only a sensitive little bitch would get offended by that

[EveMelia1990]

yeah sensetive

about possibly offending someone

bitch? oh yeah i suppose i am being a bitch considering peoples feelings

[gunners9191]

but really most of the people watching this video dont give a shit about what you have to say.

And to prove that, ur comment 8 thumbs down, so get the point and keep your silly little coments to your self

[EveMelia1990]

eh, you might realise that it doesnt day "Post a Text Comment if you like the video" it says "Post A Text Comment" ...SO I DID.

Do you think i give a SHIT about whether my comment has 8 thumbs down or not.

im not about to keep my opinions to my self for fear that people wont like my comment.

[gunners9191]

ok iv heard enough

[EveMelia1990]

Good

[ResChronoNullius]

@EveMelia1990 Well, you have every right to express your opinion...but, likewise, everyone else has a right to tell you that your opinion sucks.

[randyconrad]

Lol because normally rape is sensitive and sweet eh?

[xXxDoNk3yPuNcHxXx]

o fuck up

[littleladylauren101]

DUCKS!

[pilling79]

just heard about this boy and i sware i am n the deck pissing my self with laughter - he is one funny man

[erikatube808]

omg he's gas...luv himmmm!!! btw...did u kno that pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes or more??? wow...*wants to be reincarnated as one* hahaaaaa

[vampireforlifegirl94]

thats a bit to visual for me lol but it's pure fucking genius

[Awesomeperson96]

I always wanted to be duck.....I DON'T WANT TO BE RAPED!!!!!!  I no longer want to be a duck.

[Junglemad1]

boring shite

[Cheeseloaf417]

hey which bit from tommy tiernan talks about him learning sex and father murphy?

[Punchbear]

You've heard of Google?

[martysmyth]

@Punchbear I like this comment alot :)

[uberari]

@Punchbear that never helps. just tell him the damn answer.

[Paddi02]

@Cheeseloaf417 Tommy Tiernan on the facts of life

[boredgirl2211]

@Cheeseloaf417 don't know if you're still interested, but it's in the latter half of his "something mental" show

[johnmadden1989]

hahahaha!!! OMG!!! 1:15

[pretzal7]

that was fucking genius!!!!

5 stars

[loraine82]

I saw two ducks raping a lady duck when I was a student at Stirling Uni. They took turns. Bastards.

[Veng3r]

I had to run-off two Drakes double-teaming a female duck once down at the Park once too!

At first I thought one of them was hurt or something, until I got close enough to see... O_O

[flyingdutchgirl13]

hilarious!!!!

[flyingdutchgirl13]

OMG SO HILARIOS CANT STOP LAUGHING XD

[DiskreetAssassin35]

DEAR GOD LMAO!!!

[StevE8oo5]

i cant stop laughing, omg i cannot stop laughing, soooo funny.

[NatterV2]

I saw this in school on a thursday and it was so feckin funny

[demacslayer]

LOL brilliant

[radxchick]

haha omg brilliant

[scimpy4life]

Tommy Tiernan and Des Bishop have the best jokes I've ever heard in my life! And they're BOTH Irish...woo

[jesuswasapaedo]

Des Bishop is American, and he is fuckin useless. All he does is talk about; The irsh do this, the irish do that, they talk like this......blah blah, useless

[MMAK1LL]

Naw mucker, your just a fucking queer.

[jesuswasapaedo]

Wow thats a comeback worthy of Des Bishop. I'm guessing ye both attended spastic school together?

[MMAK1LL]

Yes, and your father is our teacher.

[Halfdannn]

Crying with laughter, this is bloody brilliant lol

[HighVoltageRocker]

big black cloud of death! xD

[mistressmaris]

I love how he's SO intense ALL the time

[Scoob505]

XD What the hell

[mayv91]

So weird yet so fuckin funny!

[PORKCHOP2319]

haha lol..

[moffitmasterman]

havin the quack....

lol. tommy is a hero.

[puppydogqueen]

I CANT BREATHE

lol...x

hes brilliant

[xoxoccvfvt]

Wer Does E Get Dis Stuff Frm Lik...HAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG He Is Soooo Funnny Lik..

[nicrox88]

Genius !! Cant wait for his tour break to finish. Have to see him in Vicar st next yr.

[pojfex]

ok baby was shite compared to his other stuff lol

[lightningchick]

HEEEE RAPESSSSS HERRRRRR!!! i love his duck noises!!

[BunnaySango]

Ducks don't even have penises D:

[tuxdwyer]

are you actually retarted? of course they have penises how else do they reproduce? if you have the brains to look it up you will actually find that ducks have the longest penises in comparison to there bodys in the animal kingdom, so get your facts right before you start spreading shit like that

[jameshowlett1991]

hahaha,how the fuck do you know this?!?!

[Kelsy323]

just like he said, look it up. lol.

[jameshowlett1991]

hahaha.....and why would one look this up?? :)

[Punchbear]

Somehow, I don't think the ducks will be complaining too vocally about internet rumours about their general penis size.

[Veng3r]

Longer than the penis on an adult male Sperm Whale???

BZZT!! Wrong answer!

[Psychofkz]

Just found out about Tommy Tiernan and he's probably my favorite comedian of all time now.

He's absolute gold.

[DurhamRebel]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[woodlandsteve]

ha ha ha ha haaaaa

[adamisamazing]

funniest thing ever

[Scoob505]

Where did he do this?

[XxlauraboyciexX]

TOMMY TIERNAN IS A LEGEND HII

[biso1biso2]

his theatrical talent is awsome..

[biso1biso2]

OMG,, when he puts his hand in his ass,,,,OMG..

[ulster2k8]

omg XD

funny fucker

[OnAMatOfPeas]

omg i think im going to pee my pants! this man an absolute legend!

[briandavs]

funniest man i da world:L

[qotsa111]

fuckin brilliant

[XoXoXAmiXoXoX]

lmao dts nt ryt!

bt stil hukin hilarious!

"on his big blak cloud ov death! ndhe rapes her he RAAPPPES HER!! "

[VKD90]

A total legend cant stop laughing!!

[Otacon144]

Tommy Tiernan. A true legend of comedy, who always makes me laugh, no matter how I'm feeling.

Dane Cook has NOTHIN' on this bloke!

[Punchbear]

Cook is an acknowledged plagiarist and one-trick pony, fit only for keeping lowbrow fratboys giggling into their beers. I can honestly say that I've never laughed at any of his stuff, the only thing going through my head was "anyone can do that; shout a bit, repeat yourself, embellish old, well-trodden, mundane themes with some gurning and some more shouting and pass it off as comedy." He's shit.

[UTubeAddict92]

i CANT BREATH SINGLE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!

[Twigs0wot]

Terrifying.

[JamesOhGoodie]

"perched on his BIG BLACK CLOUD OF DEATH."

and he RAAAAAAAAAPES HER!!! HE RAAAAAAAAAPES HER!!!

[dlan4327]

Yeah. Always knew ducks were more than they seemed. : )

[BravesFan4Life18]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! He's legendary!

[taylor222]

duck love.

hahahahahaha.

[RiggerStarz]

he is just a legend !!!

[LilLocaLover]

weird

[BlackSabbath612]

lol. This is hilarious

[johndavidcooney]

i fucken hate cornflakes

[Rosalila]

yeah I saw it once, female duck is basically being drowned ^^

[terrimcv]

just havin the quack. love it. :D

[bexter28]

duck sex dont last that long IDIOT!!!

[TheonlyComedian]

do u perv on ducks coz your dog ran away?

[bexter28]

i dont have a dog. and before u say "anymore" lol i NEVER had a dog.

at my school there is a pond and u get a pretty good insight into the duck sex thing

its true the female basically drowns. poor thing. we actually saw em having a bitch fight once. was soo funny.

[TheonlyComedian]

well i cant say anymore coz it sound like u r 2 buisy with duck rnt u ,you confused guy

[bexter28]

im not a guy and thats quite ironic actually the "otoo busy with ducks" comment. long story but thanks for that. u wud have made my friends day lol

[TheonlyComedian]

ohh y would i have

made your friends day . . . . why is your friend a duck?oj

but seriously will u explain wat u mean

[bexter28]

i do have a friend who is a duck actually. well kinda. and my friend always ses i spend too much time with them...

[TheonlyComedian]

i truely think u rea;y need 2 get out more . .

im a naturaliste but i cant say im ever going 2 have a friend thts a duck seriously wer the hell r u from ?

[bexter28]

hes not literally a duck. it has something to do with his name. dont worry lol. and im not THAt sad actually, we just have wierd jokes

[TheonlyComedian]

jokes are funny

wat u r going on about is just plain weird!

god u must seriousley a crazy u know

[bexter28]

not as wierd as a man explaining DUCK SEX! plus we must both be pretty sad if we r just sitting here posting comments to each other over youtube about DUCKS!!!????

[TheonlyComedian]

truue true ive left message on ya youtube account btw

u gota say tho tht he is a gd comedian

[Punchbear]

Why are you spelling like an dyslexic 11-year old?  I normally ban that crap on my videos but you're like some sort of linguistic car crash, I can't look away.

[mulhearn2]

suck dick tommy  rullo hjkshsfjkdgklfgj

[Punchbear]

60 million sperm and you were the fastest...

[smudgeblooze]

Haha nice one

[randomguylolz555]

omg that is so fuckin funny

[brokenglass1]

I'm still recovering from a horrendous fit watching this.... funniest thing I've seen in ages...

[PadawanOsswe]

duck sex really is violent! on youtube check out the videos. the poor female ducks are virtually raped. Tommy wasnt kidding!

[shayanmirza]

i saw it happen on the green last week...JUST as he described. little brown lady duck "havin the quack" then all of a sudden a mallard swoops in and begins his business like a porn star. children were ushered away by shocked mothers, and my peaceful afternoon was shattered by lady-duck quacks of terror. it was pretty gross.

[RyanEdge]

hahaha damn now every time I see a duck I'm gonna get the image of some menacing looking duck bastard with red eyes surrounded by storm clouds

[gingerhoratio]

absolutely pissin meself, i love this one its so fukin FUNNY!

[mulhearn2]

shut ur mouth

[Ladycroft144]

tommy i hope you see this one day.

i'm irish born, still a citizen, and fiercely proud. You really take my soul somewhere sublime, thank you so very much.

slante!

croftee-poo

[xcutiewitabootiex]

totally agree...

its sláinte...bu wateva u want ta say

go tommy!!

[Neevo87]

we love our proper Gaeilge spelling hehe

maith thú a chara

[jpowerAKAdecky08]

HAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY

[PadawanOsswe]

LMAO! man I teared up this was so funny! "He comes down on a black cloud of death and HE RAPES HER!!!"

[elainedwyer]

so funny! altho quite disturbing wen u get an image of donald duck in ur head :S hahaha!

[nikiwuvzu]

hahahahaha omg, me and my cousin watched this on DVD, it was fuckin hilarious, luved it though :)

[SpikeyNorman1]

AND HE RAPES HER! HE RAPES HER!

[xcutiewitabootiex]

wat de fuck r u talkin bout?!?

Tommy is way betta than loadsa comedians so go shut ur trap!

[Punchbear]

Judging by the comments here, most who know him hold him in pretty high regard. Feel free to comment again when your IQ reaches the same temperature as your scrotum.

[cbassful]

good come back :D

[Raemi23]

i live by a lake and i have, in fact, seen ducks gettin' it on. so, just so y'all know, the female will actually fight off the male duck if she don't feel like it doing it! so she's never really "raped" lol

[xnicolakeenanx]

ITS A JOKE!!!!!!!!

[ZhasX2]

NO KEEP IT!!

I'm only here for sheer contradiction, but don't do it man!

rather, grow it out like father time

XD

[froggybrit]

HAHA sounds like donald duck havin an orgasm

[velouria91]

BAAHAHAHAHAH

OHMYGOODGOD the wiggle at 2:03 has me GUTTED

[ffrancisbbacon]

having the quack...we laughed and laughed and laughed

[Punchbear]

ya want to see the mad reactions from germans on my dylan moran video. Them boys aint laughin'.  Gettin' angry is what they does be doin'.

[ffrancisbbacon]

dylan moran is a funny man too...do you like mitch hedberg?

[Punchbear]

why cant sandwiches talk?

[jStrat7]

I fucking love you, Tommy Tiernan.

[gobsmackedpaddy]

it started out shite.............but then

[DEadJACK4090]

hahahaha tha man is shameless outstanding

[loquatiousbadger]

Wow!

[ste43]

thats hot... lol

[Cascada283132]

ha ha its hilarious isn it ha ha

[ste43]

ye really funny, the noise he makes an all, fair play for the tunes ye sent ntw, nice one bud!

[lovelyangie5]

Lol looks like he's enjoying that too much.

[Cascada283132]

Tommy Tiernan funniest fucker alive !

[evolutionmar]

Classic!!!!

[maddoxhell]

hahahahahaahahahahahahah

[thenickelbackfan0]

i fell of a chair first timem i seen this. awesome.

[keithkehoe]

its funny

[MashaKsenja]

What's the title of this Stand up. I thought I saw all of his work.

[Nadz181]

ok baby!

[Strange0ne]

its new only released. The DVD is called "OK Baby"