THOR: THE WORST MUSIC VIDEO EVER MADE!

[Malusdarkblade]

This video is awesome, dont change a thing. In fact, get it on MTV.

[jerrycarollojr]

Thor was actually in the movie "cliff hanger" starring sylvester stallone.

[eiffler714]

The ancient castle covered with spray can graffiti really makes this video.

Great camp here. Don't change a thing.

[VFN991]

The song is pretty cool. The video...not so much.

[chadheroman]

no doubt, tthis is shit, but the worst video i have ever seen??? No, i've seen shittier. But it would make a top 10. Lets not forgot "rock me tonight" by billy squire. When you watch that video its supposesed to be hard rock!!! Check it out

[rb7magnetico]

Its Bizarro Danzig in a parallel dimension. I havent seen the this character since high school when he used to have a whole page ad in Circus or Hit Parader

[pansydragon]

That was the best seizure I've ever had

[cacam01]

What are you talking about?!?! Best VIDEO fucking EVER

[masshu666]

Is this the new Dimmu Borgir video?

[BlurayDVDFreakUK]

He-Man Metal...Thor has the Power!!!!

[type2dibeetus]

Dude, what are you saying? This album went triple-gold in New Jersey.

[1251wire]

I rather have a world of these videos and music before rap any day.

[cradlenazi]

AGHHHH MY FUCKING EYES

[ThaPhantazm]

Seen much worse, i kinda dig it :p

[MrJeppelin]

It´s Danzig gone blond.

[mhavrilla88]

@MrJeppelin Couldn't have said it better myself

[descagatory]

he-man sings!!!

[markboccaccio]

Fuck-Face was his given name, before the adoption

[DoubleVisionandco]

I'm sure the team who shot this video paid the band for the privilidge of working with such a talented group of musicians. It was prolly about $5 as that was about all it cost to make it and what's even better I'm sure there was change left over. Only the best videos are no budget. Only the best bands make music like this, and I'm sure they needed that $5 as after all, such talented musicians have to eat too, now, don't go spending it all on drugs now boys, otherwise that $5 will last a while.

[DoktorStrangelove]

"Son, cover up the nipples! The neighbors are complaining!"

[Tmcfour]

Worst or BEST! Holy carp was that funny.

[CultopaidoGR]

Not so bad at all

[Feldwebel007]

BY THE GREAT GREEN HAIRY- SACK OF LOKI !!!! THAT WAS ENTERTAINING!

[gmrios]

WORST? Who's labeling these videos?

[johnnyrckt]

BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN!

[20YrBillionaire]

Production quality is on par with beastmaster IV

[VladGuardian]

Cardboard swords not so bad.

You can cut apart vanilla cakes with them!

[rockeratroz]

Very Manowarish! Funny though!

[abstolon]

Poor guy with fake beard and spheric lamp from IKEA :(

[ThePatrickEllis]

The music is actually pretty good I think, but the video is well... the title says it all.

[wladosu]

great music !

[klebmo]

A sword dwarf is what has been missing in my life all along...

[asebist]

first I thought it is some sneak preview of Game of Thrones Season 3

[colinblogs]

I've got a funny feeling that when this bloke's not doing bad flilm clips, this guy's stripping for hens nights and horny old women and gay guys.

[DoaStarcraft]

After watching this video, I shall hire a dwarf to hand me swords whenever I need them.

[Leondefuego1970]

ES COMO UN MANOWAR PERO SIN PRESPUESTO!!!

[Leondefuego1970]

ES UNA BIZARREZ ESTE VIDEO!!!!



[SlaughterTheFrail]

Hey don't feel too bad. At least it's not as bad as Immortal's "Call of the Wintermoon" video....

[Noosaguanto]

@SlaughterTheFrail Yeahh ! I Think " Call of The Wintermoon " Is the worst video & metal rock song ever made .

[TragoGoatOS]

still better than Justin Bieber



[MrJeppelin]

@TragoGoatOS About a year ago I hadn´t heard about this Justin Beiber. Please stop mensioning him. He´s all over YouTube now.

[myangelmyall]

@TragoGoatOS lol so true!

[XBLincrement]

Th original soundtrack for He-Man

[Amira85S]

Well, this is scary, and I'm not kiddin'... :))

[DropPodFullOfPonies]

This video is cheesy enough to cover a hockey rink filled with nacho chips.

[critic480]

They went from GAY PORN to this....

Not too bad for guys with blown out assholes !

[Spawn72thomas]

Who ever posted this is the wost video ever can bit it. Thor will strike you down. This rock for Thor is a god.. for real.. hehe

[masterhuman]

Oke that's it I'll change my middle name to ANGER!

[robotzorro]

"Anger is my middle name."

But - you only have one name!

[siyatica]

ancient manowar

[MsDanielamoura]

the is awesome but the video is lame

[spiderjerusalem100]

So bad it's more like a spoof of early 80's metal videos.

[NizziNine]

Bands back in the days probably had ALOT more fun than bands now... just imagine making videos like this. awesome

[bogoid]

"Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up? "

hahaha

The video is funny, and song catchy, i like it :p

[musicduct]

He-man?

[overdriven77]

fuck video if music ain't bad

[ghettosweep]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[johnnyboy11000]

it would be funny if his name was Derek Dominoes. or Kool Gang.

[spiderjerusalem100]

You misspelled "Manliest".

[abdufiadbfajdfb]

You misspelled "greatest".

[thenewshaymetal666]

I saw match worst

[msnikish11]

the fact that u guys were sincere in this effort and lack of awareness of its awfulness makes it quite the opposite, of course that fact doesnt come to light until years later like now, so thanks for this awesomeness

[wildmoonoficial]

Rainbow In The Dark???!!!

[LetnerTV]

"It happened, and we all let it happen." Peter Griffin, FamilyGuy

[threepeice]

PMRC ALERT!

[rainbownuthouse]

Awesome video! No need to be embarrassed! I like it and it goes with the song and looks like a lot of other 80s vids.

[archer1949]

1:54. I wonder how long he practiced that look in the mirror?

Nice effort guys, nice effort. But your break's almost up and we got a big shipment coming in. Get back on the floor or I'll take it out of your next paycheck!

[SaTaNvenlo]

HAHAHAHAAAAA wat a sissy's

[usuckdong]

dont let manowar watch this, because they would kick thors angry ass.

[LimbaDeVierme]

kindergarten brutality...

[VancouverMagic]

Looks like they went to the same video making school as Supe.

[PuckMonkeyHockey]

Anger may be his middle name, but his first name is Trevor.

[fleming7794]

Join Facebook's most brutal group: Dungeon Sword.

[kd4adv]

Hey, it was the 80s.



[Videostar1another1fa]

Also,the dude at 2:05 looks like Lars Ulrich.

[Videostar1another1fa]

I don't even know what this is,it looks like a corss between Black Metal,Manowar and Glam Rock.

[Ganjamancer]

THOR put on a good show even thought heir music was crap. I saw them way back when. Exciter and Mercyful Fate opened up (that's right MERCYFUL FATE). I went to see the King but Thor was fun. Thor was pretty big in Germany because of his anthems. He would blow up plastic milk cartons and other cool muscle guy stuff during his show, as well as slaying a few monsters. All in all I would say he was a pioneer in the theatrical metal genre.

[DeathMetalforever]

HOLY FREAKING SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW GLENN DANZIG HAD A BLOND BROTHER!!!!!

[jtwidmer]

"Why are you standing there singing?? Help me!!!"

[Bizarrix]

East Germany rock at its best!

[njdrum412]

Is this Glenn Danzig???



[ravner1976]

@njdrum412 no way man... Thor was the way cool back in his day.... in spite of his being from Canada... dorky yes, but his band had some pretty good chops. and we can forgive him for being too friendly and singing metal. Thor was and still is nice to his fans. Danzig on the other hand... great songs... but a complete fuckin shitbag and wore those stupid mesh/net shirts... not even GnR looked that stupid.

[spiralmedula]

He-Anger-Man.

[gabrielgalban]

You are wrong!!!. Gwar have worst video!!! really Bad. This song is really good !!!!

[invitriol123]

Zlad dropped me here from his space rocket.

[ThePipi321]

@invitriol123 exactly the same situation :D

[benulike]

@invitriol123 yes via gregorious ymca. I'm lost in a perpetual whirlwind of amusingly awful shite.

[invitriol123]

@benulike Well, I'd say you're on the right road then!

[AirlayLeekoh]

better than Nickelback 

[MrROTD]

This is great shit what do mean the worst? XD

[blandishblaze]

the black satans brought me here

[jonathankobler]

@stockhausen I admire your honesty.

[AncientFlame1980]

Ok it's shit but believe me I've seen worse than that...

[DerNurio]

Still it's better than the original He-Man movie.

[ThePferdemensch]

2:50 nice gangster graffiti in the middleage!

[love4remind]

I'm sorry, I didn't catch your middle name?

[ChapelGroveBand]

The drummer kills me

[metronomic1]

Anger is his middle name.

[metronomic1]

My eyes!

[deadbirdsings]

You know, corny antics aside, I don't find these guys to be musically that bad. If I had this album, I would probably enjoy listening to it.

[Maybelogick]

Chan chananananana nananana!!

[Loobs666]

Love that bit round about 2:37 where he appears on screen, raises his arms and sets of running...pursued by a dwarf! Bizarre don't cover it!

[mashui99]

Dolph Lundgren and David St. Hubbins had a kid

[rebelronx69]

i met this guy when i was 13( 43 now) at a creation sci fi convention, he was a really nice guy, & i bought his album keep the dogs away, it was actually not that pab ,if it had been produced a little better, but it wasn't , so there you have it, he also blew up a water balloon, that's a feat

[skinzs]

manowar+ he-man + drugs & beers = this band LOL

[satyrisci]

Amazing

[enigmatic2k3]

After watching this video, I shall change my middle name to Anger.

[poolboy6]

@enigmatic2k3 After watching this video, I'm changing my middle name to St. Anger.

[TheTomangelripper]

this is like the coolest shyt ever. this video rules. anger...anger--is my middle name!!! glen danzig ripped this dude off. ALL HAIL THOR!

[borugwynappnudd]

The only guys that get awyay with homoerotic posing and still play good music are Manowar and Judas Priest - BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW TO PLAY!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!! KILL THAT DAMNED KEYBOARD IN THE BACKGROUND _!!!!!!!

[CanvasSkinRazorBrush]

When did Iggy Pop and Odin do the nasty? 0_0

[matteoprez]

Bad yes. Very bad, yes again. Worst? Not a chance. Just search for Jan Terri's 'Losing you.'

[dazzlertyler]

@matteoprez Agree... if you compare with Jan Terri this isGOLD...

[matteoprez]

@dazzlertyler lol... she's unbeatable.

[joyell222]

This doesn't look like Thor it looks like He Man LOL

[horrified420]

Es un clasico!

[coosoorlog]

That yellow stuff looks like urine

[metallooney]

I've seen worse!!!! Anyone remember "Fishheads"!!

People forget that in the early 80's videos were still experimental and most of them are still better than ones of today which have no imagination and this includes videos from bands that i do like!!

[krzysiek1982]

co to kurwa jest?!

[fallenhero82]

c'mon this is not the worst video ever ...that honor goes to brokencyde's freaxxx

[hyresvard]

Yeah!!!!



[ThePalmetadon]

Thor Anger....so whats your last name,, Svensson?

[disneycrusher]

that's the BEST VIDEO EVER MADE, Thor is GOD, literally!

[Roxxzor816]

>Implying this song doesn't make panties drop

[LOKISlog7]

Blows away anything that the Pop,Rap,Hip-Hop genres have put out in the last 30 years.......

nuff said

[limeyperson]

I like the song, they were a fun band.

[robertleftwing]

I also disagree u did what that band wanted to look cool 80s cool

[07SugaShane]

Best 3:45 of my life

[dungeonsarecalling]

Cool stuff!

[deadhorse99]

kick ass!

[TheMetalGuy852]

oh my fucking god the tits on that woman he rescues are amazing o.O

[Hovenaut]

I HAVE THE POWER...........

(to make a truly shitty music video)

[oeight74]

In the 80's this may have been the worst video ever made but now, it's pretty sweet.

[tecagroindustrial]

Don't touch to He-Man!

[xTime2Killx]

ONE OF THE BEST MUSIC VIDEOS EVER!

[VIKINGDEATHCHANT]

What?? this is cinematic art. The reason this video is so good is because it is so bad....

[Meldar]

Dude. This video is the Wizard watching his death on the crystal ball. Just think about it... That's some heavy stuff.

[epiccraftsrule]

Wow it's lame featuring lame people give the lamos a big hand

[Hovenaut]

I'm never going to Medieval Times again.

[lkkjhg45]

this RULES

[Bnicleve]

I didn't know the Ultimate Warrior made a music video.

[sharpteeth17x929yw]

that was really......bad

[TheBusinesscat]

still better than justin bieber

[YokosukaSaberTiger]

mate anyting raw and unproduced in the heavy metal world is a good thing, look how good nwobhm is thats extremely raw

[SmurfYeahBizNitches]

this is probably one of their better videos actually

[evildeathmonkey1]

meh, I've seen worse.

[TauntedSymbol]

HE-MAN!

[millemilioni]

i think this is awesome, and you are the worst music video ever

[NoMercyfortheGuilty]

I really love this song!

[kslovesgabba24]

looks like he-man



[benkissinger]

the drummer is wearing a fur like a savage person

[heresmokethis]

I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!



[resevil80]

Pretty sure he meant greatest video ever!

[sweetgyy]

i rather listen to jan terri any time.

[i9incher]

you misspelled BEST.

[mightymuso]

I remember this from when I was a kid in the early/mid 80's. I will always have a soft spot for it. Yeeees, I see it as tongue in cheek :P

[HeavyMetalStaceyKP]

This is fucking cool.

[BandidoJojo]

Lol... only Canadians could make "metal" gay.

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@BandidoJojo Thor is no less gay than Manowar.

And by that, every true Metalhead means: not gay at all.

Americans still got Glam Metal, Nu-Metal, Metalcore, and Deathcore under their belts. Talk about "gay", they aren't even Metal genres and they still manage to make it gay.

[HWMcGregor]

It's actually not bad. The song itself rocks.

[jdofdoom]

Ok, a very cheesy music video, but it's not the worst. At least it's entertaining, most rock or metal bands music videos are just them in an abandoned warehouse.

[gianni73701]

Thor's first album, Keep The Dogs Away (1977) is f***ing awesome, I love it. Contemporary music reviewers often don't know what they are talking about.

[petas874]

I've heard a lot worse being hailed as good. Not to shabby if you ask me. It certainly sticks! (oouuuuh anger is my middle name... *singing)

[nestcanz]

We still arent prepared to meet extraterrestrial life-forms.

[Kevinmham]

Were the special effects done with a Viewmaster ?

[massivekiduk]

That $10 budget was spent wisely between recording and video. Well done guy's Well done :D

[nmay8604]

What was up with the guy playing with his glowing ball in the beginning? A little homo erotica?

[PowellShredder666]

Okay, I love Thor and this song has a killer riff and all, but "Oh, anger, anger is my middle name!" has got to be the cheesiest metal lyric EVER written

[Thoemme666]

This is music with big balls. Hail 80s Metal forever!!

[MAXwellchikenrice]

Hey the music's good. If it was released nowadays, it would be gold as compared to most of modern metal and rock.

[Jankovic21412]

80's videos are cheesy, but you must admit that this song makes your testosteron level go sky high!

[JudasGutterKingTV]

Hell no! Jon Mikl Thor is freaking awesome, and this video is good, too! :D It's called doing what you love doing. And if that means being a bodybuilding champion AND a hard rocker who makes cheap but awesome videos, then so be it. (:

[pornokohlrabi]

Pourquoi y' a pas Skeletor dans la vidéo ?

?

[kkolorexx]

the frontman reminds me of He-Man, just needs to be riding his big cat.

oh btw, skeletor was having a vacation. thats why he does not apear in the vid...