Left 4 Dead - Con Chooses Zoey

[zimsen88]

Austin is selfish he likes to only play with zoey

[CosmicD]

Sounds like mario :P

[ethanlucky123]

Killpix: NOOOO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE PICKS ZOEY

me: Please dont hurt me

[shadowcon97]

con sucks as zoey

[njamb94]

0:35 lalalalala, I have crabs..!

[ChooseJeffery2]

How do you make your weapon more 'Viewable' Like that?

[adeiamig]

1:18 Con:"Im a lesbian"

[rickythechicken]

con: "NO HELP ME IM A LESBIAN!!"

[mustafar75]

I liked this without knowing who you wre. Now i know.

[CartoonsRocks]

The last second:

Con-I'm lesbian

[888famousgirl888]

Im Curious Why kilplixism pick zoey?? ( Just asking!!~ Pwles Dunt Hurte Mehh D:)

[BatKobe07]

1:00 Bill - AHH *Splat*

[ROBLOXDude222]

man i dont like your warning :(

[JordynConwayXD]

The time you guys have...

LOL.

[Juliahockey101]

Zoey and ellis. I refuse to be anyone else. I'm with you on that, austin!

[TheKrakenLegend]

fucking onlive ad...

[TheSora619]

lol



[ToxicDude335]

@FUCKYOUALLHATERSHAHA Haters gonna hate. By judging your username, you can go fuck yourself.

[FUCKYOUALLHATERSHAHA]

@ToxicDude335 Lol

[Kidoku88ROBLOX]

@FUCKYOUALLHATERSHAHA lol ur a hater XD

[josh2006master]

LOL "there's austin"

Austin: O.O >:O NOOUUU NOOOOOUUU NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[N1NJAPR05]

Spaztastic.

[pandaphil]

1:01 Nope.

[protoss54]

0:18 Please don't burn me! lol

[SpaceEmo]

whatever happened to con

[chickengone2]

@SpaceEmo Austin and Con had a falling out, you should check his blog if you wanna know more bout it

[hungryguy1000]

i like playing as zoey too but only cuz if i play i would be seeing a girl instead of guy, and i can see myself get Raped by the Hunter

[jack834ful]

Con: Oh sh-- Austin joined

Austin:NO NO NO NO

[gramps24100]

0:48 lolz

[QuintonAdams3511]

i swear to god if zoey was real and we was in a zombie outbreak i would motorboat the shit outta her boobs and than ill make love to her while shooting zombies i dont giva damn I SWEAR ON MY DEAD DOGS GRAVE

[gramps24100]

0:47 rotflmao

[powerful345]

73 people choose to be zoey

[starhar1231]

girl i know how you feel

[jakey1349]

Hello, I am jakey1349 A.K.A Fishstick Sandwich Burrito! on steam. I own a modded server and would like to know if u want to try it out. If you would send me a message on steam or youtube letting me know. P.S. you woudnt know how hard it is trying to sound formal. FAIL

[MrPrestoman]

NAO!

[Alomegasupreme]

mental note, dont ever pick zoey cuz austin may join AND RAPE YOUR FACE

[MrRecorderkid]

i did hear it XD

[MissingJetStorm]

lol

*austin see con as zoey*

Austin: no no no no no no....... no

[blarghblargh5]

i love how the video ends with LESBIAN xD

[BetaMechaify]

damn gotta beat 18 thumbs up...ahem BOOBIES =D

[ungasa33]

@BetaMechaify looks like your plan backfired. let me try: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!

Its gotten me 76 before.

[IantheTerminator]

yea, you do

[lanadollar400]

kilplix why do you not like it when people choose zoey just staying

[MissPunk10]

..Please let Zoey be a lez- I would do her



[skared4life67]

@MissPunk10 .........What the FUCK!? lol just kidding xD, it's natural for people being gay, lesbo, transgender, and bisexual

[GamerGirl1188]

dude same here i all ways play zoey unless i let them and thats never!

[BetaMechaify]

Cody:here he comes isnt he beautiful

Austin:NO NO NO NO NO!

[xLiiLxDANNiix]

Yeesh, guys that always choose female chars are soo gay xD

[TheWalkthroughsRus]

@xLiiLxDANNiix no they arent... i bet you're twelve...

[HeroDjango]

@TheWalkthroughsRus Dang it, now I have to find his comment...

[blarghblargh5]

@xLiiLxDANNiix Guys that choose girl characters are gay? wouldnt it be the other way round?

[skared4life67]

@blarghblargh5 Nah, people choose Zoey because she hot Lols

[Kidoku88ROBLOX]

@xLiiLxDANNiix ummm wat part moron xD are u tweleve XD cause ur sad so ur just saying u wanna date guys or something XD

[hamo789]

@Kidoku88ROBLOX

"ROBLOX" you're a 12 year old yourself.

[Kidoku88ROBLOX]

@hamo789 lol im 14 loser o yeah this isnt my acc xD this is my lil bro my other is better XD so u cant be talking 12 year old XD

[hamo789]

@Kidoku88ROBLOX

You also write like a 12 year old. also, "my lil bro" nopenopenope

[Kidoku88ROBLOX]

@hamo789 srry about my brother hes always so strict

[hamo789]

@Kidoku88ROBLOX

and there go the "big/little brother" excuses... you are a 12 year old. end of story

[Kidoku88ROBLOX]

@hamo789 im 11 and my brother is 14

[hamo789]

@Kidoku88ROBLOX

that's even worse.

[lynlicauco]

PLS COMEBACK CON.. :((

[xBlooWahFullx]

He sounds like that little lemur from Madagascar lolololol

[callofdutyrockz1]

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!....... NO!

[Iman9701]

all kilplix vids were funny until you stopped being in them :l

[jamesschaller]

lalalala i have crabs lalala

[TheRiot504]

CON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zinx43267]

zoey not lesbian, she's bisexual

[protoss54]

@zinx43267 Maybe she's a tomboy...

[zinx43267]

@protoss54 i said bisexual because she has a crush on Ellis and The Witch

[Bottery]

Rofl Kilplix went Wyatt Earp on him. (Tombstone).

[Policemanofficer]

I'm like this with Zoey and Ellis.

You are not alone, dude.

[chaosknight201]

why do you like being zoey so much

[protoss54]

0:45

Jed: Here he comes. Isn't he beautiful??

lol

[boyvip9844]

@protoss54 actually it was con

[VampireStar321]

"NO NO NO!" XDD

[ocontreras69]

Y rnt kilplix and con friends anymore

[fishrule10]

@IantheTerminator I think someone needs to get a girlfriend, or get outside......

[AkiraxKirishiro]

Press 3 and 4

"I will burn!" "With love" XD

[mym8srock]

Press 9 quickly and you can here "Aids..."

[TheAngryscout]

Hmm if only there was 3 zoeys and Kilplix was bill or sum guy

[MrVodr1]

Warning:Con kills any1  1:14

Con feeds off Forest Fires =]

[bj4499]

Jed, why didn't you stop them?Seriously?well it's good Austin(kilplix)did something about it...opened fire/shoot!

[lolaplolap1]

Hmm 0:27 I saw a spine ?

[P3ngu1nFaN10]

i LOVE tha luagh at 0:55 XDDDDDD eeeheheheheh XDD

[TopSecretName95]

Are you seriously that obsessed with being her?

[awsomeface286]

I never let others be Zoey :D

[Pylons88]

0:38 "lalalalalalala i have crabs... lalala

[tiffness270]

LMFAO at 0.50

Austin: NO NO NO NO

Con: i love ur penis austin!!!

Austin: NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO

[tiffness270]

LOL...i heard con say "nooo i love ur penis austin!!!" LMFAO!! 

[ShadowVampireDragon]

thats why i love to play as Bill , Louis , Coach and Ellis

[TaCoAVENGER2]

@killlerswith mistake noted. recalibrating my rage cannon

[TaCoAVENGER2]

@killlerswith when did i ever talk about people saying it was amazing? or when did i ever say "there was only one"? never dumbass. and if you'll observe your comment, you'll notice that you have easily given away that you are under ten years of age. you have done this by using cusswords excessively and also using them incorrect. for example: "fuck tard". (notice that you also like to make fun of people with disabilities). please tell me what that means. you'll probably say "its you NOOB lolol".

[TaCoAVENGER2]

@killlerswith no... thats so old that none of those "facts" happened. and since they didnt they arent facts at all, are they? no, they are not.

[WuppaaH]

austin its just a game.....

[MapleLunii]

@killlerswith 13. You're an asshat.

[tmc24182014]

At 0:24 I will Burn i will burn in the deep intents with the hadies

[09Roxas90]

@killlerswith i didn't smile because i thought it was retarded.

[xGigaJRx]

Guys u can jump it and skip house. It just takes a little practice

[TheLeonSkottKennedy]

@killlerswith get outta my head!!!

[Ni6htmare1995]

@killlerswith thoes are so old i noticed al skipped crap

[Ladylight91]

Con's high pitched giggle is hilarious XD

[blackskull096]

If you listen closely at 0:50 Con says 'I loovvve your penis, Austin!!' xD

[lukealexandersulliva]

@blackskull096 no he said "I'm rubbing your penis, Austin"

[Tarantulaguy8]

@lukealexandersulliva How many thumbs up does he have, and how many do you have? How many people agree with him, and how many people agree with you?

[lukealexandersulliva]

@Tarantulaguy8 no one really gives a fuck

[zombiebabee1]

@blackskull096 yep and it was discusting

[QuintonAdams3511]

@blackskull096 lol i heard that too xD

[dinmamma3000]

Uh, I'm just curious, why doesn't Austin like it when others choose Zoey?

[Zappedj9]

Jed: Lalala i get to be played by men who wish they were women

jed just burnd a shit load of pokemon players

[mirmoth99]

hahahahahahahahaha

[TheKurt009]

LA LA LA LA LA I Have Cramps LALALALALa!!!

[WastedYears1991]

lmao thats gotta be the funniest thing i've seen yet and i saw the trekkie tank battle XD

[OhGodIPooed]

lol its like that time when my friend heffery took my character from l4d 2, i was pissed off at her her like a month! i don't know what it is between me and my character but hell yeah its good!

[tatermomma]

Zoey, I choose you!

[ghjgdjgyd]

mhmm i only replaced zoey for rochelle cuz zoey is hotter :P

[locomurder]

@ghjgdjgyd  english fail lol

[ghjgdjgyd]

@locomurder -.-'' '' BECAUSE'' now its better?

[Xgenmasterette]

con said "I will burn! I will burn in the realm of Hades!" He is part Greek and part Australian so I hope that will clear things up. Also Vlahka means idiot in Greek!

[robinchin]

@Xgenmasterette i think kilplix says "no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! " and i think kilplix is angry and crying that could be a problem

[robinchin]

@Xgenmasterette i think kilplix says "no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! " and i think kilplix is angry and crying that could be a problem , i think , or i am incorrect

[inobrandon]

I Love When People Do 1:12. Altough When I Was Francis They Helped Me Up When I Was Zoey They Helped Me Up When Im Bill The Help Me Up.Louis Isnt So Lucky

[mgmike576]

Zoey is my fave character too. I love playing as Zoey :3

[imascatmanworld]

what is with kilplix and zoey

[AngelOfDarkness1311]

Ah hah hah. That was epic. I should have done that to my friend "Doctor" on L4D who chose Zoey. She only choses her because she's a girl (I am too but...) I chose her because I truly adore her. I think I earned the right to be her.

[lifeishardboy121]

lol con im a lesbo

[merlotcamelot]

Kilplix and his friends always make me laugh

[jjjj622]

i bet u watch porn u little sicko.

[dfshds]

never choose Zoey con or any of his friends. cause if you do, Kilplix will own you with any weapon.

[l3gitbrennan]

"Kilplix Cam?" that's a first...

[mozzilfirefox]

WTF? BUT I DO LIKE

[wwe123champ]

Austin why do u play zoey

[bbriiannz]

@wwe123champ Since I no u will not get an answer from Kilplix himself. I will answer ur question. check his No Mercy Finale vid. and make sure Jed and Cody is in the video.

[1337sparta7331]

did anyone notice the shotgun ammo was overshot?

[InfernotheFox]

Con owned you and you returned a favour! XD I gotta get this game and kick con's ass!

[Blazer20214]

lol wats wrong with you people and zoey? lol

[bentbob09]

remind me NEVER to be zoey in a game with kilplix

[idonthatethissite]

Zoey <3 Witch

[left4deadrox]

LOL i was lmao

[che888ify]

0:41 theres austin oh hi austin (austin NO NO NO NO NO)

[Danthepest1]

@che888ify Heeere he cooomes, isn't he beauuutiful

[MadMonsterMansion]

1:12 Con: HELP ME IM A LESBIAN

LOL

[ureteralclock]

@MadMonsterMansion heard that

[bloodfox1222]

Kip wants to be zoey because he is lonely and can't get a date

[alsnana4kills]

@bloodfox1222 WUT

[MrZixoz]

@bloodfox1222 Well actually he got a girlfriend

[wolfodonneld2]

we get why kiplxism wants zoay :P we got it

[Kingoktay1985]

lol

[imtohotforu]

lmao! wtf let con be zoey more often and film it

[left4deadrox]

@imtohotforu ikr

[Chase1002clubpenguin]

i can make that jump

[thespartanfromhell]

IM ALWAYS LOUIS, CHOOSE LOUIS AND I WILL SEND YOU TO THE DEEP NETHERREALM OF THE HATED UNDERWORLD.

[BlazeAndCloud]

@thespartanfromhell Hmm. *Retarded face* Hehe! I pick Louis!

[thespartanfromhell]

@BlazeAndCloud a bit of a late comment buddy, but just cause you said...im gonna kill you >=]

[BlazeAndCloud]

@thespartanfromhell Meow.

[MrZixoz]

FILL ME WIV LAVV!

[Dumpclog]

lol kilplix is so mad

[TheNoobyRobloxian]

lol jed is FUNNY!!!!!

[TheFourReviewers]

"con made me upload this" hehe..sure he did, Austin..sure he did...

[EMH204]

help me *shoots in head* noope

[jamelpingo]

lol was this the first time u guys actually played the game? lol, i wanna see the first left 4 dead video you made ^_^ lol so i can see the classic crew of you,Con,cody,Joanna and jeddd :D from the original to the present...WOOO, btw u should mae an aniversary video

[Nerdykid95]

In all that chaos at the end I only heard "Lesbian!"

[superkomeS]

NO No NO NO NO NO shot fired. incaped.

[Ghostshooter23]

I Hope he gun you down... ohh wait he did. >=)

[XxF1R3WALK3RxX]

"Oh there's Austin." Note: NEVER PICK ZOEY.......or Austin will kill you

[Sheerawesome1]

tank music in teh backround

[sahmmusic]

help me! im a lesbian.... OH NOOOOOOOO!

[admmelonhead]

NO. XD

[TheUnsungArtist]

Note to self... DON'T choose Zoey... On the off chance I end up in a game with you....

[UnchartedSora225]

zoey is special because is the 1st woman on the earth is not infected after rochelle!

[JamesTai51]

lol DAI ZOEY hai

[UnchartedSora225]

0:51 Con:I suck your Penis! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[alexcoco1998]

hello im zoey xD hihi look at me im a woman i go ladiladila xD im a lesbian Con youre the bomb without you fire isnt in left 4 dead xD (molotov) you my hero :D

[silverthehedgehog20]

epic NO!

[blade3121]

if you look when you think con is talking you can see that jeds talking

[JuLietJailbreakk]

@blade3121 Thank you Captain Obvious

[evilangel10121]

helloo im zoey imm a woman

[UnchartedSora225]

but why you love choose zoey and rochelle?