Wizard People, Dear Reader - HAGAR'S GIFTS (Chapter 4)

[falx94]

Gatekeeper and Keymaster.... Is Haggar a Ghostbuster?

[sundayrider141]

clearly side kicking for hagar would suck balls

[hprocks11]

I love that harry is an alcoholic in this version

[kkezar11]

Again, with the oil of Olivier...

[MIKESHORTEN84]

Uncle Baconface. YES!!

[k3l2p]

the laugh around 5:34....the best!

[violentiris777]

Hagar says, "Hagar."

Best part.

[EdisZidane]

"A bullet that ejects into the heavens, interrupting an angel's sleep..." lol

[arrivaltime]

a heart....I'd trust a baby with

[SocksBanzaiRockin]

"You like flying motorcycles?"

"Anything's better than crawling."

[snipelfritz]

"Well then I imagine lions are just lions and gods are just gods."

I'm going to say this from now on.

[rubycookiemonster123]

They were of course destroyed in a much cooler way. <3

[rubycookiemonster123]

"It is Hagar... the Horrible!!"

[msstarbaker28]

GUMTA HAWGWAHRTS



[McScissors]

"Hagar says, 'Hagar.'"

[cypresshotspots]

this is amazing. jesus i love you so much. this is...gold. fucking gold.

[JujBres]

BOUT TIME HE BIRTHED THAT CHEETO

[TheMIssingSock]

UNCLE BACON FACE LOL!

[mikethemikeful]

Don't take that chili barrel to Hogwarts!!

[rovert28]

Her venom is sharp. Sucking is nothing Harry wants to do.

[Natsters46]

"Random quote from the video we all watched"

[AntiTwilight101]

"And now the sickest pinched-up mouth of an aunt lets out that Harry's parents did not die in a car crash but were of course destroyed in a much cooler way, a wizard's fight. She begins then to berate Harry's mom, calling her names, and trying to say that... Harry sucks, and stuff like that. Her venom is sharp. Sucking is nothing Harry wants to do."

[claretothe10th]

roast beefy weefs

[AchiroRothlkin]

Uncle fat train

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

This is the best thing since the internet.

[kkezar11]

anything is better than crawling.

[seriousbees]

They both laugh and hold their bellies like santas on opposite scales.

[cam09sucks2]

Curled up cheet-o hahahahahahah I'm fucking dying

[mattyobrien1]

don't take that chili barrel to hogwarts!

[moxanot]

sucking is nothing Harry wants to do

[BandIsBetter12]

"but BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! at the door!!!"

[atikkanen0912]

AND WHAM. a curled cheeto shoots right out of roast beef's bottom.

[marquettemadness13]

uncle bacon face! hahahahahaha

[zehfernand0]

"He reads this. Aloud." I don't know why, but the random pauses make this really hilarious.

[BandStand1102]

NOO!

don't take that chili barrel to hogwarts!!

[XxhislovexX]

What's hogwarts?- A masterful play by Harry.

[revesxperdus]

"They both laugh and hold their bellies, like two Santa's on opposite scales."

[HourGlass12342]

BLAM BLAM BLAM

[hexiplex]

"Harry really wishes he could have a glass of wine or something right now"

[jessibel303]

Hagar the horrible, the nightmare of hair"

[juicelayerr]

Sucking is something 12 people do.

[MissStarkid222]

A cheeto shoots from his bottom! Hahaha!

[avocatoes]

anything's better than crawling

[RobinMKII]

Her venom is sharp; sucking is nothing Harry wants to do.

[SirAizenman]

'Hagar the Horrible the Nightmare of Hair' the best.

[jolibeeyumyum]

Haha ur not funny but thanks for uploading the video I needed it for a project!!!!! XD

[moreownage]

"uncle bacon face races in to interject a spit parade which harry translates into a most disturbing conclosure.. THE PIGS KNEW ALL ALONG!!!" sooo funny

[mariposawolf19]

"His face is a mask that displays he is in no mood." XD I use this line in real life!

[thomaaron]

A heart i'd trust a baby with :)

[chompskyhomp]

Brad Neely, I wish I could live inside your mind. With my Jo-Jo Chicken Ranch Drizzles and box of Mom Party, and this movie.

[tutuprincess100]

Clearly sidekicking for Hagar would suck balls

[poopskinTheLiar]

I still say 'Roast Beefy-Weef' is still the best name ever.

[johnmorisi8]

Voila, a curled up cheeto shoots out of roastbeefs bottom

[osubuckeyefan16]

i think almost 172,000 people missed the "like" button

[TheZipperMuffin]

then harry replies, 'anything's better than crawling.'

[fuseaction]

No! Don't take that that chili barrel to Hogwarts!

[foodbob14]

Wait. I LIKE music. DOES THAT MEAN I'M A WIZARD!?!?!

[JaseAndrews]

DON'T TAKE THAT CHILLY BARREL TO HOGWARTS!!

[whitebus2012]

WHY

Why do I keep drinking water while watching this?? My screen can't take all the spit-taking

[yerk3]

"Uncle Baconface!"

[jac0bsh0ck]

if you cry easy be careful here dear reader...

[FluxCurrent]

for a sec I thought this was Fragmaster (google A Nerd in his Shoe)

[Velocilover]

'bout time he birthed that cheeto!

[sayitisntsokthnxbai]

BLAM!

[amalgamaxx]

UNCLE FAT TRAIN!

[adithnim]

I think he just made a Narnia joke. "I imagine then that lions are just lions and that gods are just gods." If this is about Aslan, then good show sir. Good show.

[Faesome]

Oil of Olivier: The Oil of Wizard Badness

[brh5934]

when he described them drinking whiskey I fell off the couch

[19Clementine90]

ZAP! Goes Hagar with the umbrella and voila! a curled up cheeto comes right out of roast beef's bottom! "WAHOO," shouts Harry. "Bout time he burst that cheeto!"

[caboose5x5]

NO!!! dont take that chilli barrel to hogwarts!!!

[ATLiloveyou]

ahhh i love these videos im seriously addicted

[mierendinger]

about time he burst that cheeto!

[mierendinger]

Uncle Bacon Face. LOL

[GrumpiSmurf]

LMAO i fuckin love how, throughout these 4 chapters, every time he mentions Uncle Vernon he has a different name for him....LMAO I wish I woulda seen this sooner

[thisjigisup]

THE PIGS KNEW ALL ALONG

[Selenamage240]

NO, DONT TAKE THAT CHILI BARREL TO HOGWARTS

[BobBX542]

I usually don't quote from the videos I watch, but this line,

Harry is confused, but he knows how to play his cards. A man like this, could be in the market for a sidekick.

"What's Hogwarts?"

A masterful play by Harry.

Cracked me up. Almost choked on my lunch. LOL

[Embem1992]

He's been trying to birth that cheeto for years. LMAO. :D

[CovenantBlackwatch09]

a spit parade. hahaha

[Sketchdotcom]

"dont take that chili barrel to Hogwarts!"

[carbonmonoxyd]

Holy shit, Oil of Olivier

[MsFrazzledFro]

The Porktown family logged onto Youtube and disliked this video 12 times due to the fact that their role in this awesomeness is now over.

[unicornsexNickHeck]

sigh

[ALLMYHEROSWEARMASKS]

Uncle Baconface! Dying laughing!!!!

[mayillo99]

trying to say that harry.. sucks and stuff like that.

and will make harry into a man and stuff

[mollyvlogs]

Clearly, sidekicking for Hagar would suck balls.

[blackandwhitelove101]

HAHAHA BOUT TIME HE BIRTHS THAT CHEETOH!!! hahaha love it! cant stop laughing!

[Kueck10893]

"WOOHOO!", shouts Harry. "Bout time he births that Cheetoh! He's been trying to birth it for years!"

[fremenchips]

there are 12 people in the world who have no idea what the hell funny is

[NoveltySocks]

"Uncle Fat-Train" made me laugh so hard I scared my dog

[ParaTobEnce]

NO!! DON'T TAKE THAT CHILI BARREL TO HOGWARTS!!!!

[DColeman138]

"Clearly, sidekicking for Hagar would suck balls."

hahaha this is hilarious.

[claytonfosure]

uncle baconface FTW

[azerskater]

BOUT TIME HE BIRTHED THAT CHEETO

[CourtneyMeganJ]

What's hogwarts? A masterful play by Harry.

[mcflypink]

LMAO Uncle Bacon face

[dwbrcdub]

is this brad neely reading? maybe he did more than one recording but i heard a different version elsewhere

[sonofagunder]

"a curled up cheeto bursts out of Roast Beef's bottom." lmao

[hellbent787]

But buried under his woolen chest is a heart I'd trust a baby with. I cried this was so funny

[shazam15]

Hagar the horrible, a nighmare of hair!

[PocketC00KIE]

No, Don't take that Chilli Barrel to Hogwarts!!!!! XD

[ashlee65432]

It's about time he birthed that cheeto!!!

[ManEatingPlants]

worrior of the wind!

[NICHOLAHH]

"The pigs knew all along."

[creekstar7]

Like two Santas on opposite scales. XD

[MrNoodle74456]

don't ever talk again fatty.

[wrestlingdog]

A bullet is ejected into the heavens, interrupting an angel's sleep.

Clearly sidekicking for Hagar would suck balls.

[IowaStlHawkeyes]

uncle fat train!!!

[TheAngryWaffle]

'You're a wizard, Harry.' Harry, with the talent of Laurence of Olivier, feigns surprise. 'I can't be a wizard. I'm just. . . Harry.' Again, with the oil of Olivier. 'Well, JUST Harry. I imagine, then, that lions are JUST lions, and gods are JUST gods."

[maddogrules12]

No! Dont take that chili-barrell to Hogwarts!

[ohworditssean]

"but then he is interrupted by the smacking jouls of Roastbeaffy ZAP!"

[michellethehawtie]

"It is a cake, handmade no less, with love, by a warrior of the wind.

[spoonlessjoe98]

"love. don't give up upon it, harry! make a wish upon it. upon... the stars."

[sheerterror77]

"a heart I'd trust a baby with" hahaha

[loony956]

A curled up cheeto bursts right out of his bottom!

BAHA!

[mew2770]

anything is better than crawling was where I lost it XD

[FreshNapp]

nver stop loving this. i just bought the dvd to watch on my birthday!

[hortybob]

Don't ever talk again fatty!

[jaykhub53]

Hagar says "Hagar"

[hobbsbd822]

two santas on opposite scales is my fav

[JesusNipples]

Hagar takes a sip of what has to whiskey.

[K9Negative]

Gate Keeper and the Key Master. Awesome Ghostbusters reference.

[macekickface]

gate keeper and key master oblivion!

[MrNoodle74456]

uncle bacon. Uncle fat

[Shadowdancer21b]

"Warriors of the wind" is an awesome movie. It is also known as "Nausicaa in the Valley of the Wind"

[kevinthegrasshopper]

actually, nausicaa was the original title, but american studios decided to fuck with miyazaki's creation. just so you know lol.

[SALINEstreaks]

"A CURLY CHEETO BIRTHS RIGHT OUT OF BEEFY'S BOTTOM! HAHA!"

... this is the point where I lost track of everything due to unstoppable laughter.

[goldenball]

Uncle bacon face. lol

[Nubbins3]

The Gate-Keeper AND Key-Master? Not likely.

[littlesparrow]

There are just too many good parts to quote. LOL.

[jamie33190]

"They weren't killed in a car crash, but in fact destroyed in a much cooler way" LOL.

[Elizacoco]

"Harry, with the talent of Sir Lawrence Olivier, he feigns surprise" LOL Oh god, the poor kid could not act in that first film... tooo freakin funny.

[TuckerTovey]

Clearly, side-kicking for Haggar would suck balls.

[elrapido5150]

Drink that whiskey, Harry. You deserve it.

[ilikeyouratoms]

"THE PIGS KNEW ALL ALONGGGG"

[nightzwhosayni]

"A bullet burst into the heavens inturupting an angels sleep"

[TheKa89]

"Is Hagar the Horrible, The Nightmare of Hair!"

XD

Brad Neely is too fecking funny, and to think he made all of this awesomeness in two weeks, lol. Pure genius.

[bigman32193]

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

[whowantsabighug]

its more like: BLE-AM!

[xSUSPICION]

"ZAP! A curled up cheeto bursts out of Roast B's bottom!"

"Whoohoo!" shouts Harry, "Bout time he bursts that cheeto, he's been trying to birth it for years!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[astefesterman]

but buried under his woolen chest is a heart I'd trust a baby with!

[Francis9105]

"Two santas on opposite scales." LOL.

[randomjuff]

BABLAM!

[casey11592]

"anythings better than crawling" ahahahhahahaha

[raptorhunter104]

harry's parents did not die in a car crash but were of course destroyed in a much cooler way a wizards fight

[Soviette]

uncle bacon face lololol

[Paddlefaster93]

dont ever talk again, fatty!

[toshibamaureen]

anything is better than crawling

[leetlelaura]

sucking is nothing harry wants to do.

[hitachiintwinlover]

"but then, he's interrupted by the smacking jaws of roast beefy"

[ohBAMitsLINDSEY]

BA BLAM.....BLAM......BLAM......a­t the door

[wuzbuzzin]

If only I was half the writer that Neely is....I would be a millionaire...Im not sure but I as far as I know the Genius behind "Wizard People, Dear Reader" made no money off of this....totally crazy.

[facekoo]

The part about Hagar and Harry indulging their mutual alcoholism at the end made me lose it.

[manlove007]

brad neely is the MAN.

[neio94]

a masterful play by harry

[AMPChiefs]

bout time he burst that cheeto!

[willowpuff]

"But blam. blayam. BLAAAAYM"

[Joeykins93]

ghostbusters!!!!!

[pjbaldes]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK this is the most awesome video I have ever seen!!!

[GoatFace99]

do you like flying motorcycles?

anything is better than crawling

[madhi19]

...a cake handmade no less by a warrior of the wind! lolll ...destroy in a much cooler way a wizard fight lolll Priceless!!!

[potterman1223]

this is one of the funniest movies ive ever seen

[13Nina13]

ba-blam! blam! blam!

clearly, sidekicking for hagar would suck balls.

[SNS40]

a twisted chetto lmao this guy is the man

[LovelyComplex4]

a warrior of the wind.

haha

[spindext]

cheeto ahahahahaaaaaa

[dragondrawinggirl]

Uncle Baconface! XD

[molike]

oil of olivier holy shit

[TacticusPrime]

I love how Harry is some kind of Nietzschean ubermensch in this interpretation. Totally awesome.

[death123122123122]

sucking is nothing hary wants to do

[so1fine]

bout time he birthed that cheeto haha

[Buckeyefan86]

but blam! BLAM! BLAM!!!!!!!!

[yousuckbig]

rofl a curled up cheeto

[syrupluver14]

"They both laugh, and hold their bellies, like two santas on opposite scales"

LMAO

[JohnnyStudios]

"and he bends the gun that is pointed in his face, straight in half. A bullet ejects into the heavens, interrupting an angels sleep." LOL