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  • lol i love how jimmy was all hell no and about to walk back out unnoticed

  • I dont want his porkchop, i want his...uhhh. oh wait wrong moviee.lmao

  • The law is pendejo ima god dam revolucionary

  • Lol i Love When she say " Does anybody want any taquitos " 6:52 - 6:55

  • damn illegals,this is bullshit, ai am mexican american and this is anti american fuck them!!!!!!!

  • @tinoman2 the way you write you dont sound like a true american your a joke a washed out patriot because if you knew there is freedom of speech 

  • LMAO... "She loves me, man, she really misses me too, I can feel it" lmfao so funny

  • All the way from Pinchi Westside . . .lol!

  • "Maybe we should have made some cafe con leche and invited the neighboors to talk about it" LMAO

  • "Lávate las manos Jimmy, Cochino!" That's what my mom said at 1:26 XD

  • i dont want your pinche breakfast lol

  • chingao 9:04 lol man for real, his face is priceless

  • this is the opposite of a pregnant girl's parents making the dude marrying her haha.

  • i want a man just like jimmy

  • @mariabbb1964 YO TAMBIENN GAGGGAAHAHAA

  • The lady in the pink

  • I don't want your pinche breakfast ,I dont want anything from you lol

  • oooooooooo que touchy lmao

    

  • so @ 7:55 we have "Santana" from American Me & "Montana" from Blood in Blood out lol crazy

  • That was political action I'm a goddamn revolutionary.

  • The guy that played Montana in Blood in Blood out plays Memo in this movie.

  • "The difference between a family emergency and a family party wasn't that big, you know? "

    Classic Mexican household.

    Arriba la Raza!

  • Jimmy...cracks me up! He's so funny! lmao lmao

  • And dont you ever call me bushwacked again!! ..... whatever the hell that means xD my favorite part :D

  • te fregaste

  • apa' hell yeah all MEXICAN that's my word for my pa' apa'

  • freaking jimmy cracks me up! lol

  • i woulda banged isabela on that couch hehe

  • shit i want me an isabela LOL!

  • His wife's pretty

  • "Does anybody want any taquitos?" haha

  • i love centro americanas!

  • lmfao... look who it is,,, EDWARD JAMES OLMOS FROM AMERICAN ME, MEXICAN MAFIA LEADER.... AND BLOOD IN BLOOD OUTS MEXICAN LEADER GANG LOL HAHA!

  • ...you still need this famous baboso citizen who's going to marry this girl (pause) WAIT a minute...is that why you came over here - ur asking me to marry this ruca - HIJA DE LA CHINGADA!!! Love Jimmy Smits...LMAO

  • Nice movie 2 ppl r frm george lopez and 1 iz frm step brotherz

  • its senator organa and clara brown lol

  • he opens the door and looks in "chingado" lol

  • jaja memo is el "mero mero" , from blood in blood out xd

  • "dont ever call me bushwhacked again cabrona...whatever the fuck that means"

    lol

  • cerote

  • he didnt wash his hands after pissing, and he pissed in less than 5 seconds lol.

  • hahah jimmy is so funny

  • Y TU TE CALLAS

  • lol..."aver mijo ben aka explicame que es lo ke pasa aqui?" "POS NADA" hahahaha i couldnt count how many times my mother and i said those exact two lines when i was growing up, although her exact words werent as polite. ahhh..so much trouble i used to get into. lol

  • @andrademeza what does POS mean ???

  • @cvdqr pos is spanish for its kinda like saying um, nothing....yep

  • @cvdqr it means cuz or because

  • The laws is pendejo .That was a political action...I'm a god dam Revolutionary!!

  • @El11Lagunero hehehe

  • @El11Lagunero lol i love it

  • "oooo que touchyyy" hahah I love spanglish

  • So I guess I'll see y'all at divorce court next week hahahaha

  • "Well yeah like techniacly speaking, ah chingao talk to her, she can tell yu."Lmaoo(:

    Jimmy yu signed a LEGAL DOCUMEnt, Yehhh sowhat? TE fregaste:D

  • But just like a typical youngster, The majority of you have the same mentality.

    "Aww, what happened to them, ain't never gonna happen to me!"

    I got news for you.... YES IT IS! Your not anymore special than the rest of us! The more you keep up that stubbornness, the harder your life will be! Listen to your elders! Just cause you never saw them go thru it, doesn't mean they never experienced it!

  • "You young people. You think no one has ever lived before you did. No one knows anything except you!"

    Mrs. Sanchez speaks the truth! All these youngsters think they have all the answers & think they know what they are getting themselves into. Next time a someone older than you tells you that your doing the wrong thing, listen to them! Odds are they experienced that situation themselves & backfired on them. It didnt turn out the way they thought it would turn out!

  • A CHINGAO...TALK TO HER OK

  • Yo quiero taquitos!!

  • Hey fu#@ you dont ever you call me bourgeois cabrona, what ever that fu#@ means", jajaja

  • @7.55 - wow Memo is played by Montana from Blood In Blood Out! Montana is the man!

  • He didnt even wash his hands....Lol

  • nah that girl aint good enough for jimmy boii

  • It is now 10 years in imprisonment for illegal marriage to save an immigrant, for that is all bullshit just to save a life. Tony is right the system is always fucking strict

  • lol, catching your grown-up bro having a piss, hahaha.

  • i had alot of shit to do to ;p

  • it whas late when jimmy got home from all the shit he had to do LMAO

  • who is actess?????

  • where was she going till friday?

  • that was so stuped jimmy

    

  • "I'll see you Friday :) " lmao

  • @ 7:59 - "And I didn't even bring them cake" ~ LOL (wedding cake)

  • im a god damn REVOLUTIONARY.....hahaha

  • hey its george lopez wify

  • WHATS THE SONG ON 8:36 TO 8:40 ???? WHEN JIMMY DRIVES HE'S CAR ???

  • @OBARRVAGOS its called ONE SUMMER NIGHT...i dont know who sings it but just search for it....it shouldnt be that hard cuz you have the name of the song

  • @steven0me1 OH OK THANKS ESE

  • @OBARRVAGOS its one summer night by brenton wood firme ass rola

  • A WTF is that the jefe from Blood In Blood Out? Memo is el jefe in la pinta were he died from that pinche miate

  • serio he's a lame for actually listening to his sister and marrying her

  • "a fuck you!,dont u ever call me burchoi again cabrona,what ever the fuck that means"

    "she loves me man,really she does,she really misses me too i can feel it,really shes crazy about me,were like this"

    "That was a political action,Im a god dam revolutionary" hahahaa

    haha that scene is great

  • 6:55 thats the girl who shot selena in the movie Selena

  • why can't that bitch understand that it was just to save her stupid ass from getting deported, stupid bitch

  • no se lavo las manos despues de orinar el cochino jajaja

  • 5:23 best part ever

  • lol omg everyone from selena plays in the movie the father when he was younger is selena brother in the movie jlo who plays selena and yolanda selena murder is cooking taquitos lol and the sister who plays selena mother is in this movie funny how she plays jlo mother in selena an jlo plays her mother in this movie lol like a cast reunion

  • funny, that girl he marries is in Seven Pounds (the girl Will Smith saves from domestic abuse). i just find it funny bc i was watching this after i was watching seven pounds and she just so happens to be in both

  • jimmy didnt even wash his hands

  • "it was late when jimmy got home from all the shit he had to do."

    hahahaha i dunno but i find that shit funny

  • nice job washing your hands asshole xD

  • viva mexico!!!

  • Hey Toni is the "wife" of George Lopez on the shoow!

  • Jimmy ur so sexy> Daddy

  • eww... he didn't even was his hands... :D

  • Mexico Rules

    Sinaloa rules jejjejej

  • @WWEFan7786 john cena does hhhaaa im jus messin wit yhu holmes

  • jimmy is sexy heheh:)

  • the guy in the blue shirt, ... leader of LA onda.. in Blood in blood out.. haha

  • does anybody want taquitos lol

    perfect timing

  • Soy un revolucionario!! Hahaha funnyXD

  • this is good acting right here

  • muy buena pelicula. de la raza. VIVA MEXICO CABRONES Y CHINGUE A SU PUTA PERRA MADRE EL MAL GOBIERNO CORRUPTO QUE TANTO DAÑO LE HACE A SU GENTE MEXICANA,.

    SALUDOS DESDE FILADELFIA

  • theres that chick that killed selena..

  • @ashleynicole2491

    yeahhh i thought that was her! haha.

  • no no NOO FRIDAY! fwahahahaha

  • "that one was a political action..." i was a got damn revolutionary!" haha fucking funny!!!

  • haha 3:20 so funny

  • the law is pendejo lol ahhahahahhah

  • "jimmy you signed the legal document"

    "yeah so what"

    "te fregaste"

    hahahaha

  • and jimmy gettin bossed around is hilarious... freakin women... lol

  • does anyone want taquitos??? hahahahahahah that was funny... way to lighten up the momement... lol

  • Jimmy Smits balls when he sat down on the sofa ahhhhhhhhh sexy

  • Part 9 of 13 Is The Best Funny Comedy That I Have Seen In This Movie Of Jimmy...

  • Yuck!  He didn't wash his hands

  • yeah well hes mexican ;)

  • Jimmy Smits is soo damn sexy ....

  • So I just got done saying that there were all these similarities between this flick and Blood In Blood Out, I wonder what will be next.........and here comes El Mero Mero, Montana, the spokesman for La Onda is grown up Memo. No shit.

  • I don't know why he didn't like her in the beginning. She would cook him breakfast, didn't bitch, and she wasn't that bad looking. Hell, compared to today's women, she's a keeper!

  • GREAT Line! "It was late when Jimmy got home from all the shit he had to do."

    Pretty coool movie; This shit about US 'policy' encouraging the violence in Central America on pretext of stopping 'Communism' resulting in the murders of tens of thousands of people is something we ALL should be up in arms about, helping to cause the gangs and crippling poverty that drives 'illegal' immigration -- its economic & political coercion by the same Master Class elite traitor scum bastards ruling today.

  • wow...if i woke up and she made me breakfast and she didnt take my shit i would of kept her ass my wife lol

  • The Salvi chick is pretty hot!!hell i'd marry her for sure...shit why not!!

  • So i guess i'll see you all in divorce court next week?..Hahaha...

  • That girl from el salvador is so sexy, and jimmy kinda looks like snoop dogg the hispanic vesion...lol

    Does any body wants some taquitos...lmao

  • @J4vix013 dude ur fuckin stupid, hispanic? dont use that word u fuckin white boy.

  • lol best part

  • I dont get it why they make a big deal about this. wasn't the salvador girl going to go live with that other lady?

  • no, she was gonna be killed in salvador after they sent her back. they had to pretend because they would be check on regularily

  • angie!!!

  • lmao, pinche westside, hahah

  • Ahha! Memo is Montana 4m Blood in Blood Out!

  • bushwacked or whatever the fuck that means LOL

  • i guess i'll see you all in divorce court next week.

  • thatz constance marie from george lopez?

  • jimmy is funny

  • Hahaha I think its funny when Constance Marie says fuck you because she emphasizes the "F" in the word fuck. haha

  • Damn it, I meant to say Isabel played in one of the best movies of all time, Predator....!

  • ya thats true, i wonder if she played in any other movies

  • @bloodndestroy Yes, this girl "Jimmy's Wife" had a small role in the movie "Predator" with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  • Irene played in one of the best movies of all time, Predator...!

  • Who whistles at 0:47?

  • this is irene?????? no!!!!!

  • if i was jimmy iw ould fuck her haha ,make most of it

  • Is Memo the same guy who played Montana in Blood In, Blood Out?

  • yep that's him alright

  • LMAO if only we could say to our spouses what Jimmy said " But hey its not like for reals or anything like that"

  • my bad i just always see rude ass comments on hella videos of youtube i hope you can all forgive me

  • Oh yeah, since irene is the lady that murderd selena in that movie, she is played as yolanda saldivar

    R.I.P Selena

    Hope that bitch ass yolanda burns in hell

  • thats el mero mero from blood in blood out the one with the hat!

  • Damn half of the cast for the Selena movie is in this movie!..lol

  • Paco was played as abraham, selenas dad

    the younger Jose was played as A.B., selenas brother

    Jlo which is jose's wife when she was younger was also played as selena

    chucho was also abraham but when he was younger with los dinos

    i bet 1 of the actors of this movie but not selena were also played in la bamba movie

  • lol isabella is cute haha she's a good wife =p "I'll see you friday!" nno No no!

     " i'm a goddam revolutionary!" oh man this movie is great !

  • irene goes on blood in blood out as carmen the pcp lady

  • that chick he married is actually kinda cute

  • @dasnoman21 no shit.. hahah i woulda laughed if he had to get married to an fugly ass chick, but he actually lucked out that she was pretty

  • @dasnoman21 She's fucking way cute! Muy hermosa! I don't see why he doesn't like her...most girls aren't that hot.

  • that vato always got some shit to do

  • many of these people played in the Selena movie

  • bushwacked. Lol

  • Irene is the lady who was in the Selena movie who killed Selena

  • so fake, the first thing a man would say is "what does she look like"

  • Il see u friday! Lol

  • and even memo was there all the way from pinche westside lol

  • ahh jimmy<3 hahah

  • I love how Irene comes in the room at the worst possible time and says:

    "Does anyone want any taquitos!?"

  • is isabel the girl that comes out in predator???

  • yup dats here...

  • memo is montana in blood in blood out

  • Lmao! the taquitos part was funny.

  • NO NO NO NO FRIDAY! haha Jimmy is so fucking funny

  • "dont you ever call me burchoi again carbrona......whatever the fuck that means.lol.

  • what does it mean?

  • lol this scene reminds me of me n my sister, ill be @ home chillin relaxing enjoying myself, my sister comes over and act super nice, then she asks for the world haha, I love my sister

  • I still think it was wrong for the selfish sister to impose on her brother like that, she needed to keep her political lifestyle to herself, i woulda been hella upset. What if she had been an ugly crow???