...you still need this famous baboso citizen who's going to marry this girl (pause) WAIT a minute...is that why you came over here - ur asking me to marry this ruca - HIJA DE LA CHINGADA!!! Love Jimmy Smits...LMAO
lol..."aver mijo ben aka explicame que es lo ke pasa aqui?" "POS NADA" hahahaha i couldnt count how many times my mother and i said those exact two lines when i was growing up, although her exact words werent as polite. ahhh..so much trouble i used to get into. lol
But just like a typical youngster, The majority of you have the same mentality.
"Aww, what happened to them, ain't never gonna happen to me!"
I got news for you.... YES IT IS! Your not anymore special than the rest of us! The more you keep up that stubbornness, the harder your life will be! Listen to your elders! Just cause you never saw them go thru it, doesn't mean they never experienced it!
"You young people. You think no one has ever lived before you did. No one knows anything except you!"
Mrs. Sanchez speaks the truth! All these youngsters think they have all the answers & think they know what they are getting themselves into. Next time a someone older than you tells you that your doing the wrong thing, listen to them! Odds are they experienced that situation themselves & backfired on them. It didnt turn out the way they thought it would turn out!
It is now 10 years in imprisonment for illegal marriage to save an immigrant, for that is all bullshit just to save a life. Tony is right the system is always fucking strict
@OBARRVAGOS its called ONE SUMMER NIGHT...i dont know who sings it but just search for it....it shouldnt be that hard cuz you have the name of the song
lol omg everyone from selena plays in the movie the father when he was younger is selena brother in the movie jlo who plays selena and yolanda selena murder is cooking taquitos lol and the sister who plays selena mother is in this movie funny how she plays jlo mother in selena an jlo plays her mother in this movie lol like a cast reunion
funny, that girl he marries is in Seven Pounds (the girl Will Smith saves from domestic abuse). i just find it funny bc i was watching this after i was watching seven pounds and she just so happens to be in both
muy buena pelicula. de la raza. VIVA MEXICO CABRONES Y CHINGUE A SU PUTA PERRA MADRE EL MAL GOBIERNO CORRUPTO QUE TANTO DAÑO LE HACE A SU GENTE MEXICANA,.
So I just got done saying that there were all these similarities between this flick and Blood In Blood Out, I wonder what will be next.........and here comes El Mero Mero, Montana, the spokesman for La Onda is grown up Memo. No shit.
I don't know why he didn't like her in the beginning. She would cook him breakfast, didn't bitch, and she wasn't that bad looking. Hell, compared to today's women, she's a keeper!
GREAT Line! "It was late when Jimmy got home from all the shit he had to do."
Pretty coool movie; This shit about US 'policy' encouraging the violence in Central America on pretext of stopping 'Communism' resulting in the murders of tens of thousands of people is something we ALL should be up in arms about, helping to cause the gangs and crippling poverty that drives 'illegal' immigration -- its economic & political coercion by the same Master Class elite traitor scum bastards ruling today.
lol this scene reminds me of me n my sister, ill be @ home chillin relaxing enjoying myself, my sister comes over and act super nice, then she asks for the world haha, I love my sister
I still think it was wrong for the selfish sister to impose on her brother like that, she needed to keep her political lifestyle to herself, i woulda been hella upset. What if she had been an ugly crow???
lol i love how jimmy was all hell no and about to walk back out unnoticed
HatesStupidPeople194 1 week ago
I dont want his porkchop, i want his...uhhh. oh wait wrong moviee.lmao
antropolis7 2 weeks ago
The law is pendejo ima god dam revolucionary
jose1234611 3 weeks ago
Lol i Love When she say " Does anybody want any taquitos " 6:52 - 6:55
SarahMercado18 1 month ago
damn illegals,this is bullshit, ai am mexican american and this is anti american fuck them!!!!!!!
tinoman2 1 month ago
@tinoman2 the way you write you dont sound like a true american your a joke a washed out patriot because if you knew there is freedom of speech
NME712 2 weeks ago
LMAO... "She loves me, man, she really misses me too, I can feel it" lmfao so funny
Oneness01 1 month ago
All the way from Pinchi Westside . . .lol!
09GMoises 1 month ago
"Maybe we should have made some cafe con leche and invited the neighboors to talk about it" LMAO
King1995SwE 2 months ago
"Lávate las manos Jimmy, Cochino!" That's what my mom said at 1:26 XD
hushpup13 2 months ago 4
i dont want your pinche breakfast lol
AutopsyTa 2 months ago 2
chingao 9:04 lol man for real, his face is priceless
AutopsyTa 2 months ago
this is the opposite of a pregnant girl's parents making the dude marrying her haha.
TacoKing97 3 months ago
i want a man just like jimmy
mariabbb1964 4 months ago
@mariabbb1964 YO TAMBIENN GAGGGAAHAHAA
abfnmpp 2 months ago
The lady in the pink
stevntylertoy 5 months ago
I don't want your pinche breakfast ,I dont want anything from you lol
IvoJoss1107 6 months ago 2
oooooooooo que touchy lmao
806liljoker 6 months ago
so @ 7:55 we have "Santana" from American Me & "Montana" from Blood in Blood out lol crazy
PrinceGeeTV 6 months ago 2
That was political action I'm a goddamn revolutionary.
ViewerMovies3002 6 months ago 2
The guy that played Montana in Blood in Blood out plays Memo in this movie.
ViewerMovies3002 6 months ago
"The difference between a family emergency and a family party wasn't that big, you know? "
Classic Mexican household.
Arriba la Raza!
jigaboojones 6 months ago 5
Jimmy...cracks me up! He's so funny! lmao lmao
colonensa2277 8 months ago in playlist Movies
And dont you ever call me bushwacked again!! ..... whatever the hell that means xD my favorite part :D
dreamgirl71095 8 months ago
te fregaste
unknown86401 8 months ago
apa' hell yeah all MEXICAN that's my word for my pa' apa'
panikswifey1 8 months ago
freaking jimmy cracks me up! lol
espy065 8 months ago
i woulda banged isabela on that couch hehe
droboyjames14 8 months ago
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leelulove24 8 months ago
shit i want me an isabela LOL!
408XavageIV 9 months ago
His wife's pretty
DualityofHumanity 9 months ago
"Does anybody want any taquitos?" haha
DualityofHumanity 9 months ago
i love centro americanas!
69mexicanpride 9 months ago
lmfao... look who it is,,, EDWARD JAMES OLMOS FROM AMERICAN ME, MEXICAN MAFIA LEADER.... AND BLOOD IN BLOOD OUTS MEXICAN LEADER GANG LOL HAHA!
xxxEmmureOwnxxx 10 months ago
...you still need this famous baboso citizen who's going to marry this girl (pause) WAIT a minute...is that why you came over here - ur asking me to marry this ruca - HIJA DE LA CHINGADA!!! Love Jimmy Smits...LMAO
colonensa2277 10 months ago
Nice movie 2 ppl r frm george lopez and 1 iz frm step brotherz
c4limobN 10 months ago
its senator organa and clara brown lol
BRYANJONATHAN13 11 months ago
he opens the door and looks in "chingado" lol
chelitoazul 11 months ago
jaja memo is el "mero mero" , from blood in blood out xd
dombinii 11 months ago 2
"dont ever call me bushwhacked again cabrona...whatever the fuck that means"
lol
panchovillanueva 1 year ago 2
cerote
cristian101 1 year ago
he didnt wash his hands after pissing, and he pissed in less than 5 seconds lol.
fuscian 1 year ago
hahah jimmy is so funny
CudiSoDopee 1 year ago
Y TU TE CALLAS
cvdqr 1 year ago
lol..."aver mijo ben aka explicame que es lo ke pasa aqui?" "POS NADA" hahahaha i couldnt count how many times my mother and i said those exact two lines when i was growing up, although her exact words werent as polite. ahhh..so much trouble i used to get into. lol
andrademeza 1 year ago
@andrademeza what does POS mean ???
cvdqr 1 year ago
@cvdqr pos is spanish for its kinda like saying um, nothing....yep
andrademeza 1 year ago
@cvdqr it means cuz or because
abrego93 1 year ago
The laws is pendejo .That was a political action...I'm a god dam Revolutionary!!
El11Lagunero 1 year ago 18
@El11Lagunero hehehe
herromyfrrend 2 months ago
@El11Lagunero lol i love it
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nimalikamanjula 1 year ago
"oooo que touchyyy" hahah I love spanglish
Urrka 1 year ago 4
So I guess I'll see y'all at divorce court next week hahahaha
esetraviesito 1 year ago
"Well yeah like techniacly speaking, ah chingao talk to her, she can tell yu."Lmaoo(:
Jimmy yu signed a LEGAL DOCUMEnt, Yehhh sowhat? TE fregaste:D
JennyYChiquitin 1 year ago
But just like a typical youngster, The majority of you have the same mentality.
"Aww, what happened to them, ain't never gonna happen to me!"
I got news for you.... YES IT IS! Your not anymore special than the rest of us! The more you keep up that stubbornness, the harder your life will be! Listen to your elders! Just cause you never saw them go thru it, doesn't mean they never experienced it!
baangel24 1 year ago
"You young people. You think no one has ever lived before you did. No one knows anything except you!"
Mrs. Sanchez speaks the truth! All these youngsters think they have all the answers & think they know what they are getting themselves into. Next time a someone older than you tells you that your doing the wrong thing, listen to them! Odds are they experienced that situation themselves & backfired on them. It didnt turn out the way they thought it would turn out!
baangel24 1 year ago
A CHINGAO...TALK TO HER OK
MrCoolaidkid 1 year ago
Yo quiero taquitos!!
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yukariboomerify 1 year ago
Hey fu#@ you dont ever you call me bourgeois cabrona, what ever that fu#@ means", jajaja
jjarocho2009 1 year ago
@7.55 - wow Memo is played by Montana from Blood In Blood Out! Montana is the man!
sexysekhon 1 year ago
He didnt even wash his hands....Lol
cry223 1 year ago
nah that girl aint good enough for jimmy boii
TopTneRazr 1 year ago
It is now 10 years in imprisonment for illegal marriage to save an immigrant, for that is all bullshit just to save a life. Tony is right the system is always fucking strict
wyhawk 1 year ago
lol, catching your grown-up bro having a piss, hahaha.
thefidlerontheroof 1 year ago
i had alot of shit to do to ;p
SickAssBubu 1 year ago
it whas late when jimmy got home from all the shit he had to do LMAO
gekketoon 1 year ago 25
who is actess?????
ALMIGHTYIGZ 1 year ago
where was she going till friday?
ALMIGHTYIGZ 1 year ago
that was so stuped jimmy
m0lina1 1 year ago
"I'll see you Friday :) " lmao
SenoritaShy 1 year ago
@ 7:59 - "And I didn't even bring them cake" ~ LOL (wedding cake)
cmammlj 1 year ago
im a god damn REVOLUTIONARY.....hahaha
danvas93v 1 year ago
hey its george lopez wify
Shottaz505 1 year ago 2
WHATS THE SONG ON 8:36 TO 8:40 ???? WHEN JIMMY DRIVES HE'S CAR ???
OBARRVAGOS 1 year ago
@OBARRVAGOS its called ONE SUMMER NIGHT...i dont know who sings it but just search for it....it shouldnt be that hard cuz you have the name of the song
steven0me1 1 year ago
@steven0me1 OH OK THANKS ESE
OBARRVAGOS 1 year ago
@OBARRVAGOS its one summer night by brenton wood firme ass rola
718whisper 1 year ago
A WTF is that the jefe from Blood In Blood Out? Memo is el jefe in la pinta were he died from that pinche miate
SoulflySouls 1 year ago
serio he's a lame for actually listening to his sister and marrying her
805locdogg 1 year ago
"a fuck you!,dont u ever call me burchoi again cabrona,what ever the fuck that means"
"she loves me man,really she does,she really misses me too i can feel it,really shes crazy about me,were like this"
"That was a political action,Im a god dam revolutionary" hahahaa
haha that scene is great
maurorex 1 year ago 2
6:55 thats the girl who shot selena in the movie Selena
MrWutupfoo 1 year ago
why can't that bitch understand that it was just to save her stupid ass from getting deported, stupid bitch
nalweynomanche5 1 year ago
no se lavo las manos despues de orinar el cochino jajaja
humoverdemexico 1 year ago
5:23 best part ever
rigoberto9989 1 year ago
lol omg everyone from selena plays in the movie the father when he was younger is selena brother in the movie jlo who plays selena and yolanda selena murder is cooking taquitos lol and the sister who plays selena mother is in this movie funny how she plays jlo mother in selena an jlo plays her mother in this movie lol like a cast reunion
floeticlove 1 year ago 2
funny, that girl he marries is in Seven Pounds (the girl Will Smith saves from domestic abuse). i just find it funny bc i was watching this after i was watching seven pounds and she just so happens to be in both
paradox2776 1 year ago
jimmy didnt even wash his hands
moneygirl1121 1 year ago 3
"it was late when jimmy got home from all the shit he had to do."
hahahaha i dunno but i find that shit funny
JReyes123 1 year ago
nice job washing your hands asshole xD
MrBlowmeladies 1 year ago
viva mexico!!!
siccwitmofoaz 1 year ago
Hey Toni is the "wife" of George Lopez on the shoow!
r91761 1 year ago
Jimmy ur so sexy> Daddy
Najima56 1 year ago
eww... he didn't even was his hands... :D
MyBabyDumboO2 1 year ago
Mexico Rules
Sinaloa rules jejjejej
dombinii 1 year ago
@WWEFan7786 john cena does hhhaaa im jus messin wit yhu holmes
MrBrownpride253 1 year ago
jimmy is sexy heheh:)
13calibaby 1 year ago 4
the guy in the blue shirt, ... leader of LA onda.. in Blood in blood out.. haha
SwitchBladeMalone 1 year ago 2
does anybody want taquitos lol
perfect timing
OGLOCify 1 year ago 2
Soy un revolucionario!! Hahaha funnyXD
SrLFO 1 year ago
this is good acting right here
rambo111999000 1 year ago
muy buena pelicula. de la raza. VIVA MEXICO CABRONES Y CHINGUE A SU PUTA PERRA MADRE EL MAL GOBIERNO CORRUPTO QUE TANTO DAÑO LE HACE A SU GENTE MEXICANA,.
SALUDOS DESDE FILADELFIA
mackyranks 1 year ago
theres that chick that killed selena..
ashleynicole2491 1 year ago
@ashleynicole2491
yeahhh i thought that was her! haha.
SenoritaShy 1 year ago
no no NOO FRIDAY! fwahahahaha
oahuguy 1 year ago
"that one was a political action..." i was a got damn revolutionary!" haha fucking funny!!!
brutaltroops 1 year ago 12
haha 3:20 so funny
aerep1 1 year ago
the law is pendejo lol ahhahahahhah
wkasmokey 1 year ago 2
"jimmy you signed the legal document"
"yeah so what"
"te fregaste"
hahahaha
hbchippy 1 year ago 5
and jimmy gettin bossed around is hilarious... freakin women... lol
roquero03 2 years ago 3
does anyone want taquitos??? hahahahahahah that was funny... way to lighten up the momement... lol
roquero03 2 years ago 3
Jimmy Smits balls when he sat down on the sofa ahhhhhhhhh sexy
02Nawal 2 years ago
Part 9 of 13 Is The Best Funny Comedy That I Have Seen In This Movie Of Jimmy...
AZNBELL1 2 years ago
Yuck! He didn't wash his hands
joelrodrig1979 2 years ago
yeah well hes mexican ;)
Panditha666 2 years ago
Jimmy Smits is soo damn sexy ....
natiivecutiie 2 years ago 3
So I just got done saying that there were all these similarities between this flick and Blood In Blood Out, I wonder what will be next.........and here comes El Mero Mero, Montana, the spokesman for La Onda is grown up Memo. No shit.
N1k1mon 2 years ago
I don't know why he didn't like her in the beginning. She would cook him breakfast, didn't bitch, and she wasn't that bad looking. Hell, compared to today's women, she's a keeper!
amdturion123 2 years ago 14
GREAT Line! "It was late when Jimmy got home from all the shit he had to do."
Pretty coool movie; This shit about US 'policy' encouraging the violence in Central America on pretext of stopping 'Communism' resulting in the murders of tens of thousands of people is something we ALL should be up in arms about, helping to cause the gangs and crippling poverty that drives 'illegal' immigration -- its economic & political coercion by the same Master Class elite traitor scum bastards ruling today.
starmanskye 2 years ago 7
wow...if i woke up and she made me breakfast and she didnt take my shit i would of kept her ass my wife lol
ninjapenguino101 2 years ago 5
The Salvi chick is pretty hot!!hell i'd marry her for sure...shit why not!!
angelandersoninvegas 2 years ago 5
So i guess i'll see you all in divorce court next week?..Hahaha...
06wordlife 2 years ago
That girl from el salvador is so sexy, and jimmy kinda looks like snoop dogg the hispanic vesion...lol
Does any body wants some taquitos...lmao
J4vix013 2 years ago 21
@J4vix013 dude ur fuckin stupid, hispanic? dont use that word u fuckin white boy.
xxxEmmureOwnxxx 10 months ago
lol best part
pawsnclaws100 2 years ago
I dont get it why they make a big deal about this. wasn't the salvador girl going to go live with that other lady?
Eivan10R 2 years ago
no, she was gonna be killed in salvador after they sent her back. they had to pretend because they would be check on regularily
Welcome2Sunny 2 years ago
angie!!!
SOUNDBOYMIKE 2 years ago
lmao, pinche westside, hahah
bloodndestroy 2 years ago
Ahha! Memo is Montana 4m Blood in Blood Out!
Cynthia21Duhh 2 years ago 2
bushwacked or whatever the fuck that means LOL
robsmusic1 2 years ago
i guess i'll see you all in divorce court next week.
ho493800 2 years ago 4
thatz constance marie from george lopez?
1MadzideKillah3 2 years ago
jimmy is funny
salvador62633 2 years ago
Hahaha I think its funny when Constance Marie says fuck you because she emphasizes the "F" in the word fuck. haha
alliexjeanx12 2 years ago
Damn it, I meant to say Isabel played in one of the best movies of all time, Predator....!
1CME90 2 years ago
ya thats true, i wonder if she played in any other movies
bloodndestroy 2 years ago
@bloodndestroy Yes, this girl "Jimmy's Wife" had a small role in the movie "Predator" with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
agt462 2 years ago 2
Irene played in one of the best movies of all time, Predator...!
1CME90 2 years ago
Who whistles at 0:47?
1CME90 2 years ago
this is irene?????? no!!!!!
zoraidaberinha 2 years ago
if i was jimmy iw ould fuck her haha ,make most of it
YoungKoolness17 2 years ago 3
Is Memo the same guy who played Montana in Blood In, Blood Out?
yamila68 2 years ago 2
yep that's him alright
adriana31284 2 years ago
LMAO if only we could say to our spouses what Jimmy said " But hey its not like for reals or anything like that"
adriana31284 2 years ago
my bad i just always see rude ass comments on hella videos of youtube i hope you can all forgive me
530noa1 2 years ago
Oh yeah, since irene is the lady that murderd selena in that movie, she is played as yolanda saldivar
R.I.P Selena
Hope that bitch ass yolanda burns in hell
530noa1 2 years ago
thats el mero mero from blood in blood out the one with the hat!
bitchpapa 2 years ago
Damn half of the cast for the Selena movie is in this movie!..lol
elbofo99 2 years ago 4
Paco was played as abraham, selenas dad
the younger Jose was played as A.B., selenas brother
Jlo which is jose's wife when she was younger was also played as selena
chucho was also abraham but when he was younger with los dinos
i bet 1 of the actors of this movie but not selena were also played in la bamba movie
530noa1 2 years ago 2
lol isabella is cute haha she's a good wife =p "I'll see you friday!" nno No no!
" i'm a goddam revolutionary!" oh man this movie is great !
89Ef9civic 2 years ago 4
irene goes on blood in blood out as carmen the pcp lady
gchernandez75 2 years ago
that chick he married is actually kinda cute
dasnoman21 2 years ago 30
@dasnoman21 no shit.. hahah i woulda laughed if he had to get married to an fugly ass chick, but he actually lucked out that she was pretty
MyBabyDumboO2 1 year ago
@dasnoman21 She's fucking way cute! Muy hermosa! I don't see why he doesn't like her...most girls aren't that hot.
amixofeverything 1 year ago
that vato always got some shit to do
chaq686 2 years ago
many of these people played in the Selena movie
pearlmaldonado 2 years ago
bushwacked. Lol
jhamp06 2 years ago
Irene is the lady who was in the Selena movie who killed Selena
Nycole1234 2 years ago
so fake, the first thing a man would say is "what does she look like"
krazyazzboxer 2 years ago
Il see u friday! Lol
KRAZYEJG 2 years ago
and even memo was there all the way from pinche westside lol
MUNDOPEGASSEROFAN 2 years ago
ahh jimmy<3 hahah
skeezplease 2 years ago
I love how Irene comes in the room at the worst possible time and says:
"Does anyone want any taquitos!?"
socalpunky 2 years ago 6
is isabel the girl that comes out in predator???
gwarnam 2 years ago
yup dats here...
assWompingMadNess 2 years ago
memo is montana in blood in blood out
johnnybannas1990 2 years ago 2
Lmao! the taquitos part was funny.
futuristiklove 2 years ago
NO NO NO NO FRIDAY! haha Jimmy is so fucking funny
xukaro3 2 years ago 7
"dont you ever call me burchoi again carbrona......whatever the fuck that means.lol.
951LWO 2 years ago 9
what does it mean?
angelsmilesinsj 2 years ago
lol this scene reminds me of me n my sister, ill be @ home chillin relaxing enjoying myself, my sister comes over and act super nice, then she asks for the world haha, I love my sister
M1GU3L07 2 years ago 6
I still think it was wrong for the selfish sister to impose on her brother like that, she needed to keep her political lifestyle to herself, i woulda been hella upset. What if she had been an ugly crow???
ChocolateORE 2 years ago