The Epic Pwnage Of Pat Condell (REDUX)

[Mythicist]

Pat genius is unmatched. Say whatever u want schmuck the man has more views, subscribers fans then u. Anonymous Internet warrior.

[SilverEra309]

@Mythicist "Pat genius is unmatched."

No.

"Say whatever u want schmuck the man has more views, subscribers fans then u."

And the pope has more followers than condell. What kind of argument is that?

"Anonymous Internet warrior."

Anonymous? Partly. Internet warrior? Far from it.

[DiNatalli]

Pat is a fucking genius, love that fellow.

[SilverEra309]

@DiNatalli I guess the standards of who's considered a genius has been lowered in recent years.

[KarujaSipelgas]

Whenever i feel down, this video cheers me up. Thank you good sir!

[OrwellianFate]

LOVE IT !! i used to be subscribed to cuntdell as i thought he was occasionally witty ripping religions. but then he got alzheimers and started his campaign of incessant hate against muslims in plain view, which turned me off, watching him lose the plot on youtube. and well, i realised he was a miserable self-hating old ignoramus, a dog chasing its tail. hopefully he will quit the stand-up soon... funny for all the wrong reasons.

[tahboobi]

I searched for your video :) amazing

[PropheciesofWar]

Oh this video was great. Another one please.

[stealthyspider]

What a crap vid.

[SilverEra309]

@stealthyspider thanks :)

[Wavelength468]

can someone please name the opening song?

[andreashuber69]

In my book pwnage would require that you *demonstrate* how wrong PC is. I don't even see an attempt at doing that in this video.

[SilverEra309]

@andreashuber69 Your book is as worthless as the quran.

[andreashuber69]

@SilverEra309 Ok then, what does pwnage mean, exactly?

[SilverEra309]

@andreashuber69 "Pwnage: Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels. Spawned from the root word pwn, which originated as a misspelling of the word own. Hence this stupid word is two screw-ups away from anything close to english."

From urbandictionary.

[andreashuber69]

@SilverEra309 So you think this video stresses your superiority (compared to Pat Condell)? I'm afraid it doesn't, because you haven't even tried to refute PCs points. Mind you I'm not a fan of Condell, but at least he *tries* to defend his views with evidence and reasoned logic. Sure, PC sometimes fails miserably because he has an oversiplified view of how things are. You however are not even offering an alternative view.

[TheVodkaHaze]

Good video, pretty funny. Btw, what's that HappyCabbie clip of him laughing?

[SilverEra309]

@TheVodkaHaze I think the videos now on private.

[MrFakunda]

this is however, a good example of the usual argument you will see against pat condell..nothing in the way of research or intelligent argument..just gibberish

[SilverEra309]

@MrFakunda Sort of like your comments then, aren't they :)

[MrFakunda]

the difference between this and a pat condell video is that pats videos are good

i think u got pwned

[TianaFae]

This is funny... only because it fails so hard...

[SilverEra309]

@TianaFae Like thunderf00ts neck.

[jonahtakalua1]

Are you stupid. He didn't say that, you did, by being a clever dick on windows movie maker.

[SilverEra309]

@jonahtakalua1 "Are you stupid."

Maybe, but at least I'm not stupid enough to put a period (.) after a question instead of question mark (?).

"He didn't say that, you did,"

Say what?

"by being a clever dick"

So you ask whether I'm stupid or not, and then you call me 'clever'? Not the sharpest tool in the box, are you?

"on windows movie maker."

This wasn't windows movie maker, this was adobe premiere.

[jonahtakalua1]

@SilverEra309 Avoiding the question by scrutinising my grammar.. on youtube.

[SilverEra309]

@jonahtakalua1 Your grammar wasn't "scrutinised", I was just pointing out how ironic and funny it seems for someone to accuse another of being stupid whist making a stupid mistake doing so. Here's a tip, if you're going to call someone stupid, spell check. It'll save for future embarrassment, and the whole 'it's only youtube' thing is a cop out.

Also, what fucking question did I avoid?

The only question I saw was 'are you stupid', to which I replied.

[jonahtakalua1]

@SilverEra309 And even more ironically you're trying to piece together something intelligent defending a video that pretty much speaks for itself.

[SilverEra309]

@jonahtakalua1 I'm not 'trying' to piece anything intelligent together. I'm pointing out glaring irony. No effort required. And no, I'm not defending the video, it speaks for itself, and is serving its purpose very well indeed.

And again, what question did I avoid? If anything, you're the one avoiding MY question. You said, "He didn't say that, you did"

What do mean by that? That sentance means very little on its own.

[jonahtakalua1]

@SilverEra309 'Are you stupid?' is the question.

And what the other part means is, if you take specific parts of what someone says and string them together to make a sentence, that's essentially using someone else to voice your thoughts, a remix if you want to call it that. You can't take something out of context and expect it to be credible.. and without criticism.

[SilverEra309]

@jonahtakalua1 "'Are you stupid?' is the question."

Yes, and I answered that fucking question. I said "maybe". Oh the irony, it's really piling up.

Excuse me, but where in the video did I 'remix' what condell was saying? Everything condell said in this video is in perfect context, all I did was take what HE said, and put footage of other people etc. between it.

Please find the timecode where I remix him to make him say something he didn't mean to.

[GreatGungHolio]

"I dont do hate speech"

LMFAO

[deah99]

What pointless shit... 

[SilverEra309]

@deah99 yep.

[Jeorney]

Destroy through ridicule - just more childish left-wing prickery.

[SilverEra309]

@Jeorney The irony of accusing someone of being childish while using the word 'prickery' in the same sentence is truly astounding.

And I'm not left wing. I'm fairly central -- if the political spectrum actually means anything, that is.

[Jeorney]

@SilverEra309 The irony was deliberate. Alas, I'm also a hypocrite because I actually laughed a few times. As punishment I consigned myself to one hours self-flagellation and wearing my favourite barbed cilice all day.

[arethosemyfeetyesh]

I think Pat is gay, that's he's problem...deal with it Pat and go fuck yourself!

[JessLovelyTranwreck]

How was that offensive in any way? I Love Pat Condell and that was just clips of good points he has made cut with scenes of music videos from the 80's. It was more like a strange video tribute to him than anything.

I'm not even mad

[dumbnetworks]

lol stupid vid... too much time on your hands isn't it?

[SilverEra309]

@dumbnetworks how can one have too much time, exactly?

Maybe you have too little...

[eran132]

this is idiotic and childish.

if you don't agree with "the word of Pat" i respect that, and you are entiteled to your opinion, and you can feel free to try and explain it to us "followers of Pat".

but please, for your sake as well as ours, do it in a grown-up way like the big boy you think you are.

i promise we won't laugh at you until you finish talking

[SilverEra309]

@eran132 instead of attacking the delivery attack the arguments.

[eran132]

@SilverEra309

what argument?

this is just a childish attempt of making pat appear ridiculus

there are no valid points, no arguments, nothing.

so have a laugh at him if you want, i don't care and i think he is used to worse.

but don't say it's an argument

[TheLoyalOfficer]

@SilverEra309 You make no arguments, just stupid accusations with dumb music and no evidence.

[SilverEra309]

@TheLoyalOfficer what accusations of mine were stupid?

I'll happily provide evidence, what do you want?

[TheLoyalOfficer]

@SilverEra309 All of them - it's just dub-ins with wack scenes from movies and clips. It's too annoying to watch all the way through. I made it about 60% through before I just got too annoyed.

[ginganz13]

I don't agree with everything Pat says but;

1. He can be very funny.

2. He often makes reasoned arguments.

3. He can be informative.

This video is none of the above.

[SilverEra309]

@ginganz13

1. False.

2. False.

3. False

You have failed the test. Please try again.

[Humanoids]

@SilverEra309

1. subjective

2. actually yes

3. yes

And, yes, the video had none. a childish defence against something you are butthurt about.

[ginganz13]

@SilverEra309 - 1. is subjective. 2.& 3. are evinced.

Sorry - didn't realise there was test, after 4 minutes of lame assertions peurile satire I quit. Was the test at the end?

[SilverEra309]

@ginganz13 "after 4 minutes of lame assertions peurile satire I quit."

Condell does tends to have that effect on people...

[ginganz13]

@SilverEra309 "Condell does tends to have that effect on people..." Lame & peurile again - play to your strengths.

[SilverEra309]

@ginganz13 "play to your strengths."

That's good advice for us all.

[ginganz13]

@SilverEra309 - Except when its sarcasm

[SilverEra309]

@ginganz13 why sarcasm? That's sound advice. Playing to your strengths is what success is made of.

[ginganz13]

@SilverEra309 Judging by your attempt at Pwnage it's unlikey you know anything about that

[SilverEra309]

@ginganz13 "it's unlikey you know anything about that [success]"

On the contrary,

The points, arguments and facts against Condell have already been made and done to death. People have already pwned him much better than I could.

This video was made (primarily) to piss off Condell's rabid fan base, and to get entertaining responses from dogmatic anti-theistic assholes, of which I have been DEEPLY successful.

[ginganz13]

@SilverEra309 "points, arguments and facts" - Unless you can name one it's an assertion

Sounds like the target audience is an opposing reflection of your own position.

"DEEPLY successful" is barely grammatical, assuming you mean 'greatly' this hardly seems credible - your upload views are less than 0.06% of Condells

[5m1nutes]

What is the point of this video?

[KarujaSipelgas]

5:36 facepalm was just epic, i lold so hard

[SilverEra309]

@KarujaSipelgas it's fairly self explanatory.

[r0bbinz]

ISLAM SUCKS

[SilverEra309]

@r0bbinz so does condell.

[zcglueck]

This video is fucking stupid. Next time, maybe you can try adding some actual criticism instead of nonsensical clips of meaninglessness.

[SilverEra309]

@zcglueck the criticism is there. Would you like me to provide a list of everything in this video, but in a form you'll understand?

[OffYouCuss]

@zcglueck The poster of this video is not up to adding actual criticism. Inserting a clip of someone yelling "cock" is the most ingenious rebuttal he's come up with.

Funny how each of the religious groups whine that they are the ones being picked on. If you only saw this video you would think Condell only talked about Muslims. Wrong. He's got enough to go round. The very fact that you think he's only talking about you just highlights your paranoid need for special pleading.

Pathetic.

[JAYREXY]

lmao why the hate??? i find this vid creative and pretty funny

[TheRockZH]

Funny video actually. Of course you can see it's the reaction from a typical 'social romantic' failure. Probably a student brainwashed by his left-wing teachers. He will grow up and learn too.

[dudekin]

I don't particularly care for Pat Condell - he makes some good points on a few issues, however.

What I find most disturbing, however, is people hiding behind their computers making intellectually void videos such as this. I hate Freudian psychology - but projection and sublimation certainly seem to be useful terms, here.

Go outside.

[SilverEra309]

@dudekin right back at you, ma'am!

[Omfg18yo]

What a pathetic video.

[SilverEra309]

@Omfg18yo it's as pathetic as you.

[JeremiahMT]

I didn't hear any arguments from this video, just a bunch of childish clips thrown into his videos.. I think you fail on an intellectual level. Just my opinion.

[Astrobrant2]

How does taking someone's presentation and generously sprinkling stupid video clips through it constitute pwnage? Well, I suppose that's a step above running somebody's video in fast motion, but not much of one.

So did you contribute to the fake Thunderf00t site? Do you do this because you think you're funny? Clever? Making a point?

Sorry, but you appear to me to be nothing but an adolescent punk. Like Coughlan.

[strakha0]

Nice vid. Who's the guy at 4:20? I'd like to watch a vid of his just to hear his laugh. Is there also Andromedaswake in this a few times?

[LiamJR24]

@strakha0 HappyCabbie

[strakha0]

@LiamJR24 Thanks, although I realised who it was a few weeks ago when I saw a vid about him being ill :(

[TipTopTimes]

Shit.

[lapkine77]

BTW where's the "EXCELLENT" (6:08) and "BOOGUS" (6:12) clips from ?

[SilverEra309]

@lapkine77 bill and ted's excellent adventure.

[lapkine77]

@SilverEra309 Thnx I wanna use that for a possible idea XD

[TheFreedomwings]

Rat Condell might be in a great need of a mouse trap that would but him out of his pain ....

[sums100]

Shit video

[MrWafflesMonster]

This is such a failure, Coughlan did it better with his impersonation

[thebighead01]

ignore the haters mate. great vid :)

[mznxbcv12345]

epic pwnage is epic

[kern0099]

You're in love with yourself. Narcissism is always sadistic, especially when it attempts to throw up it's pathetic false message against the latest threat to itself. You know nothing, and Pat Condell is a little dizzy. However, you've invented a BS line of "satire" that you can't back up, that's a big difference between PC and you. You're most likely an emerging pathology. What is it panty raiding? Sniffing other people's car seats? PWNed? "People" like you make communication useless.

[SilverEra309]

@kern0099 Yay!

[kern0099]

@SilverEra309 Did you like that? Sometimes meaningless gestures are what's called for. I dunno what drives that, but FTW anyway.

[Sabohaque]

God I love me some CapnOAwesome references

[Scarletpooky]

love it :)

[shrikechan]

DAY-UM! Pat is a moron!

[Olekander]

youve edited it? wher is the skill. you suck.

[SilverEra309]

@Olekander huh?

[TheWeedbullet]

lol he said cock.

[ceresWar]

i dont even like condell and this video is shit, keep telling yourself its a pwnage

[cryosabrexXx]

BITCH, BEARD!

[iEmpyrea]

this is done JUST FUCKING GREAT, man, i honestly thank you for making me laugh this freaking hard.. ah, and nostalgia critic scene was best amongst em :D

[Widgetas]

I did laugh many times. But mainly at the kid's faceplant :D

[somethingesoteric]

Very very funny XD truly pwned. Excellent vid

[darkdawg100]

I've not laughed so hard at a youtube vid in ages. This is pure quality stuff, awesome work

[JuanofArk]

poor pat.. this is hilarious

[BumfuzzledZeb]

BEST PWNAGE VIDEO IN A LONG, LONG TIME! xD

[TezMann]

Whos that guy at 3:54?

[SilverEra309]

@TezMann propagandabuster

[lapkine77]

ROFLMAO XD

[BeadlesGhost]

Two words - 'Epic Pwnage' XD good work Mr Coughlan :)

[SilverEra309]

@BeadlesGhost this isn't coughlan...

[BeadlesGhost]

@SilverEra309 lol, oops! I Should learn to read things first! Good work silver :D

[SilverEra309]

@BeadlesGhost thank you :)

[RandomNonsence]

@BeadlesGhost two words- 'kickass comment' XD good work AGodlessHeathen :)

[trifelgeputinage]

Fuck you Condell you slimy old fart!

[spaceman300]

Pwnage on an epic scale ;)

[AGodlessHeathen]

lmao brilliant

[AsheIsTheRaven]

This is so going to hurt