Great Uncrating

[CEREBVS]

I don't see the point in unboxing crates that don't have strange weapons in them...

[phantombadger]

@CEREBVS this was before strange weapons. when it was rare paints and unusuals. 250 for TS or White is like 50% off.

[MrMoomington]

Why the hell would you give away money to people you don't know and/or don't care about when you can spend it on TF2? I never understood how charity even exists.

[LastStandBro]

That must be the fella who opened boxes all day long :3

[TheTuamas]

Valve is ripping people off with their prices. Did you bought all of these keys? I have bought one key and it was enough :3

[a2kevin06]

Omg 1000$ in.keys but i think that if u play lots oh hours this game is not a waste of money

[ericspace1]

How did you get all those crates in the first place?

[samueltflorb]

what unusuals

[TheNotSoGoodPlayer]

It's people like you that make developers happy.

[phantombadger]

@TheNotSoGoodPlayer its developers like valve that make me happy. so I guess its win win.

[TheNotSoGoodPlayer]

@phantombadger Oh you. Looks like you always know what to say. :3

[TablesLaddersSpears]

You Just Fed Gaben His Dinner, He'll Be Pleased.

[Joker44267]

meet the spy

[OMFGsteph8D]

that was worth all that keys



[MrSlape050]

very fast :>

[XxDeadsoulz]

I love reading all of these comments about how you wasted your money... Why the fuck should they care, really? It's YOUR money, spend it on what ever you want I don't give a fuck, but apparently a lot of other people do care. For no fucking reason at all :).

[mrsurowa]

500Keys 4Unsuals:D

[MrPhantomBadger]

Haha, my name on TF2 is Phantom Badger, and I was just asked how I could afford 500 keys xD didn't understand until I saw this video :D

[phantombadger]

@MrPhantomBadger yeah, it appears that they dont read, or watch, or see anything. cuz anyone can plainly see that the screen name in the video is not the same as the youtube account.

[TheCoolbubbles123]

HAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX



[FlyinSqiurrel]

more than $2500 dollars on keys and probably $1ooo or more on the crates....

[phantombadger]

@FlyinSqiurrel MATH. easy to learn, easy to use, and even easier when you have a computer. 2.49 * 500 = 1250. and crates were free.

[themo8pie]

@phantombadger guess who just used their head xD

[ejku1]

That's my dream, brotha'....

[Pwnagetotal310]

How much did you spend overall, yes yes I'm lazy to get a calculator.

[mesquitadrox]

@Pwnagetotal310 $1250

[INEEDZALL]

@phantombadger The description says exactly jack shit about whether or not you got unusuals.

[phantombadger]

@INEEDZALL you are indeed correct. there is nothing in the desc about unusuals. but there is in the credits. at the end of the video. where the credits are. not in a speedy 16x speed. but regular speed, at the end. in text, in english, in the form of credits at the end where credits belong after all the good stuff, which is in the middle and makes up most of the video and is the reason why people click on the video to watch. But no one watches the credits, cuz they are at the end of this video.

[remiksio]

Meanwhile in Africa ...

Meanwhile on Gaben's Bank Account - * Troll face *

[ipodxdude]

now he can trade off all those hats for games

[angelonebros2]

Hopefully It Was Worth The Weight

[phantombadger]

@angelonebros2 It cant be worth its weight. It doesnt Weigh anything.

[angelonebros2]

this is what happens when scout drinks to much bonks and gets über charged at the same time

[TechPlusGaming]

3, 2, 1, Oh.

[GalatikRobert]

HAAAAaAAAAAaaaxxxxXXXXxxx !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperDarkNecromancer]

GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME jk

[weirgaming]

i feel like you just paid for Gaben to shower for an hour and a chunk.. xD lol god, how many items in that whole thing did you like?

[VeterinKid]

what realy pisses me off is that you dont see why this is a waste of money

theres people who got more items than this and havnt bought keys or anything

your fucking pathetic

[phantombadger]

@VeterinKid

One Hat $4.99

One Weapon set $49.99

500 keys  $1250

The reactions in the comments Priceless.

[TehKillaTube]

@phantombadger 1 unofficial key costs only 1$..soo...

1 Buds costs 15$.With few buds u can buy good unusual.Isnt thats a fail?

Official prices is high as Everest.

[phantombadger]

@TehKillaTube I said it before, but I'l say it again. its not about the money.

[MisterM2402]

I'm assuming this guy is reasonably rich - no one earning an average/modest salary would want to blow such a large portion of it on this. He's got money to burn and I envy that (though if I was in his position, I'm sure I could think of better "crazy things to do" with the same money).

[caetanmatrix1]

uuuups somebody found daddy's credit card!

[JJesseQ]

Can't understand why people complain about his money spending.. it's his money, he can spend it on whatever he wants.

[phantombadger]

@JJesseQ they complain cuz they are horrible with money. or living within a budget, or barely making "ends meat" for one reason or another and dont have the money to do what ever they want with. either it be fictitious items in an online game or that trip to brazil you've always wanted to do.

[FoxyBearism]

if only i could trade for those desc and name tags. i have so many plans.....

[rjt197197]

To all the poorfags bitching about this: it's clear that he has lots of disposable income, and clearly richer than you.

[basacht8]

i got an unusual within 5 crates Xd

unusual large luchadore "planets effect"

named it: galaxy mask

description: "The force of a entire galaxy is upon you!"

[lumpekongen]

"know how to handle my money and am in a better position because of it." says the guy that spent 1250 bucks on in game key

[phantombadger]

@lumpekongen and I am able to spend my moola where ever and when ever I like. slim living is good for everyone, except Corps.

[MikeProtos]

I have no idea how to feel about this video.

[S0ulOfDarkLight]

Crate ungrating !

[lautykpox]

WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW O.o



[NoLiesOnlyCake]

Well, I'd say this is a

*sunglasses*

CRATE video!

AWWWWWW YEAH!!!!

[goldenbluelighting]

mind throwing some of them keys my way? :3

[eggertstwart]

Anyway, It's not like he's wasting the $1250, he probably sold the unusuals. More like gambling.

[eggertstwart]

WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY THE KEYS SECONDHAND OFF OF A TRADING WEBSITE FOR $2 EACH YOU COULD HAVE SAVED $250.

[ElFefoSpawn]

Nice but how much money you spend lol??

[SaxxyBeastGamer]

what unusuals were they?

[theMANGOMUNCHER]

HOLY BLEEP

[MrDeagleEagle]

Slide the time thingy slowly and you can see most items, i saw 1 unusual :p

[Deffinettely]

Did you got unusuals ?

[phantombadger]

@Deffinettely 7:56

[MrLanhax]

(US$ 2.49) x 500 = 1 236.78773 Canadian dollars

[jingting001]

imagine uncrating a crate and it comes out a crate, i know u cant do that but imagine how pissed people would be :)

[xiocx1]

your one rich fallow hopefully i spell that right oh well. AwEsOmE SaUcE DuDe!

[eggertstwart]

@xiocx1 It's fellow, lol.

[xiocx1]

@eggertstwart oh.....i didn't know. dude

[tintinytdj]

You unboxed...

A KEY!

[Aike1213]

WOW！！OMG！！



[parakeetman22]

He got a Sunbeams Dr's Dapper Topper

[phantombadger]

Good thing this isnt about the money. or have I said that before. I think i have.

[thatfatcow]

@phantombadger Hey i was wondering how many unusuals did you get?

[DOTiSOalt]

I can TOTALLY not think of any better ways to spend $1250 other than buying shitty in game items for some FPS video game.

[teufmaster]

he probley made his money back by selling his 4 unusuals....

[chrissep]

what a waste of money on an old game...

[phantombadger]

@chrissep I'd rather waste money on a good game instead of a yearly franchise. or a game I still play rather than one I played for 6 hours. I'd Rather spend cash towards a Developer and publisher who embraces the community, releases patches, supports mods, and makes all around great games. you know HL2 still looks great and they overhauled it 2 years ago. Any other pub/dev updated their AAA titles for free? Morrowind, GTA3,Ghost Recon, Mafia,DeusEx, Halo, Battlefield?

[AmyFan198]

@phantombadger Games?, What about clothes, food, water?

[THdezire]

@chrissep Old game? This is one of the biggests fps on steam..

[SP1KEYH0DGE]

@THdezire yeah! and it's one of the top 3 most played games on steam!

[gromus1000]

@THdezire Next to counter strike, I think you're right.

[pote2639conan]

Meanwhile in Africa....

[weeeeeeXD]

Someone found mama's credit card...

[zcsman7878]

man, where do you get 1.2k to spend on keys? lol

[AngrehGnaar]

Dat Swag

[tyrael596]

of 500 crates getting 4 unusuals is not really good, and u should have shown all ur backpack with quality colours after all that massive wassteoffmoney I MEANT that amazing uncrating...

[MrKumquateater]

@tyrael596 this was before quality colors came out........

[CaRiPzZo]

MARRY ME!

[steeledminer616]

you sir have too much money to waste.

[baseballgiant13]

i saw an unusual masters yellow belt

[sgtgut]

Kids, this shows great stimulus in a company that was able to finely weave together pixels to create great games of the. Also it proves that people can get far with money, instead of willpower.

[sgtgut]

@sgtgut 2000's*

[PinchySkree]

Could of bought good new PC with that, it's as overpriced as facebook credits, which were brought up to $10 due to stupid americans and corporate greed.

[spajul007]

oh and you spent 12 hundred k on keys, you do no that you could buy yourself a very nice new mac if you wanted to.

[AWGLCommunity]

@spajul007 12 hundred k... Lol that's 12 000 000, you could buy way more than a mac. You could buy Valve, well maybe....

[danieldaniel10]

@AWGLCommunity Valves probably a billion+ company.

[spajul007]

@AWGLCommunity 12 hundred means 1200 ;)

[spajul007]

if you get more than 300 unusuals i wont say your stupid

[karmacharger100]

500 keys can be traded alot of good unusuals... 

[coloriques]

you actually BOUGHT 500 keys? wow

[CoBaGonHuK]

You could buy something really worthy with 1245$ and you just gave it to Gaben

What a shame

[TuHStimberwolvez]

Rich people these days..... 500 keys? Really? I buy like 5 every 2 months!

[CH33Z8URGR]

vote up if u want to

[yvanehtnioj21]

this might be old but what unusual did you get and wht effect

[lolfish1108]

can i has paint?

[LUPIN90]

Gabe Newll, you did it again!

[pillshere1000]

Remember kids, when you have 1245$ put it in to good use and buy some keys in TF2 so you can open your crates and win items....

[GeneralCane]

God damn so many keys/crates. I suppose I owe it to people like this for making TF2 free for idgaf players such as myself. :)

[Yarin4ever]

There are rich people in this world :)

[ami21000]

paint PAINT PAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN­NNT

[dinkus4727]

spending our money wisely I see

[SuperMrBigMacXI]

can i has some stuff :3

[TimeStopper900]

You shouldve waited, all those weps could have been strange by nao and worth refined metals -.-

[kyolilisibijr]

500 crates and 4 unusuals FAIL.

50 hats WIN

[Digadogup]

@phantombadger whoooaaaaa what do u do for a living :o

[thatphatdude]

so every 1 crate out of 125 (aka 0.008%)( gives you a unusual... if you ask me, not even worth the $2.50 a key...

THANK YOU FOR EDUCATING ME ON THE REASON WHY I SHOULDNT BUY CRATES

[IMxLEGITxBEAST]

I cant event go to the start menu without lagging :D

[kanderan1]

Then he gave that shit all to a F2P charity...people wish.

[jase116666]

well, nice hats, miscs and weapons, since we dont know what you got because the BLOODY VIDEO IS GOING IN HYPERSPEED

[mic7reaper]

they should definitly make the crate only give rare item and hats. for 2.48$ , it would be bit more acceptable. cause ending up with a huntsman.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *hyper nova explosion*

[H20fulman]

500 crates, 4 unusuals. WHAT THE FUCK VALVE!? no wonder our economy is shit...

[speedfox22]

i see you found unusual soldier top hat

[auksan]

4 unusuals? damn...... thats very bad luck i tought you got 15 unusuals but nooo

[dvenegas89]

can you say what unusuals you got?



[28512ful]

HOLY MOTHER FUCK FULL OF BAT SHIT BURNING IN HELL

[doghouse144]

He shouldve waited for the strange crates :P

[filippo531]

pink taco in a nutshell

[AnderZ312]

$1400 dollars? really?

[phantombadger]

@AnderZ312 no. not 1400$. learn some maths.500 x 2.49 = $1245

[phantombadger]

@phantombadger this is why the world economy is in dire straits. it did lead to banks getting money for nothing, wonder if they got their chicks for free too.

[AnderZ312]

@phantombadger oh yeah, i did 2.95 instead of 2.49 XD but still...... $1200? did you trade for alot of them?

[ikbenloran]

@phantombadger lawl dude? ill can buy it for like 800 euro....!!!! euro pown u

[phantombadger]

@ikbenloran you do know about exchange rates right? but atleast my economy isnt on the failing end of the fail train and I dont have to pay VAT. the value of the euro has been steadily going down this last year and the current situation is still lookin like another recession for Europe and possibly the US.

[CodexAnother]

@phantombadger ^ true story

[maticek18]

nice 1000 eur

[randomguy9449]

your lucky im in need of keys

[SparksLoog]

I'm never opening a crate with these odds.

[qwertypower9]

Well, let's hope you payed for a good chunk of Half Life 3.

[Maralimandi]

3 keys:sucks 10 keys:normal 200:good 300:real good 500:hero!

[spartan3924]

they really need to give some special reward to people who do stuff like this like for every 10 crates they give you something extra wtf are you going to do with 50 huntsman bows?? lol can you even craft rare and unusual hats? thhey should let you if u do this

[phantombadger]

@spartan3924 well you do get an extra drop for a certain amount spent in the store, a craftable untradable drop. other than that I got nothing else special.

[spartan3924]

@phantombadger think they should extend their offer give an extra drop for every $20 or whatever it is instead of just the one

[phantombadger]

@spartan3924 you do get a drop for each increment. if you spend like a hundred bucks you get like 5 drops. or what ever the value is.

[spartan3924]

@phantombadger oh thats good didnt know that

[Istiden1]

@spartan3924 You get strange items in the newer crates

[TheGuyWhoRatesUrVids]

Some people will spend as much money as they can just for the sake of a video on YouTube..........

[buttsmelllittleshell]

This is where half of the steam money comes from

[Kulka782]

I think u got too much money to spend...

[rkubiniec]

also (sorry about triple post) with $1250, you could have gotten 63 low tier unusuals :(

[phantombadger]

@rkubiniec but how entertaining is that.

[rkubiniec]

ecce gratum was the tf1 trailer song :D

(and part of the great carmina burana, but who's keeping score)

[rkubiniec]

wait, im confused, do you or do you not spend in a recession (im 15)

[phantombadger]

@rkubiniec the smart people, And government (if they are smart), save and pull money out of the economy when times are good, and put money back in or spend when times are bad to level out growth to keep it steadily upwards and not a rocky cavalcade of peaks and valleys. but usually when times are good people spend and times are bad they save or are frugal. which leads to deeper depressions and slower growth.

[phantombadger]

@phantombadger I think I learned that in Grade 9 social studies. it was bundled in with the invisible hand theory and such stuff.

[Phelan666]

Are you a Nigerian Prince?

[phantombadger]

@Phelan666 with your help I can unlock my families fortune. all I need is a thousand dollars to deposit into a security account and in 3 weeks the bank will release my funds and I will then return your thousand dollars tenfold. Hurry there isnt much time.

[ShintoCross1]

This man's got the right fucking idea.

[wanderlustwarrior]

You could've spent any other way.

HOWEVER:

You are technically correct. And props for putting your money where your mouth is and putting that in the video.

[theiable]

Omg...

[spajul007]

Congratulations! You have spent more than 500 dollars on buying keys! YAY

[KwegiboHBAMT]

This is what happens when you have more dollars than sense.

[CommanderCalins1]

how i can craft a key? i realy need one

[wowownageall]

@CommanderCalins1

You need to either buy them from players or buy them from the Mann Co. store.

[phantombadger]

@CommanderCalins1 Its easy. all you need is 1 part refined soul, and 1 part Trade of will, combined with magic of gaben under the pale moon light in a cauldron with 2 dollars and 49 cents.

[AGloriusCrushingz]

@phantombadger Your comment was so full of win that I have decided to name my first born son phantombadger

[phantombadger]

@MrDivineMind Its in the Desc. and the music bubble, and the credits. just search the vid here on youtube and you'll find it. google doesnt hurt either.

[awesomeJoz]

Holy mother of god...

[jamesruth100]

I mean no disrespect, but damn, you couldent find anything else to buy other than 500 keys!?!

Also, off topic, but how the hell much do you make a year O_O

[spritekingdom2]

what unusuals were the hats? I mean since you got 4 of them

[ainteeeeeee]

and thats why the game became free to play

[phantombadger]

@ainteeeeeee I got this achievement too "You've Unlocked Open Valve [ Teamfortress 2 . . . FOR EVERYONE ] "