If Lost Was Made By Bioware

[RosesAreRed114]

How deep is the station?

->Deep.

->Let's fuck.

[ginnoveffect]

i wish Bioware had made a Lost video game, with the graphics and dialogue options of Mass Effect. Maybe they still can.

[Mulinaster]

Where are the 50,000 meaningless and inconsequential dialogue options? Fake!

[strikkebil]

if bioware made lost all the women would have amazing boobs.

[Gonaho]

If Bioware made lost, the serie would be about a group of gay men having sex with one another, and possibly with the local fauna, in the Lost island. Each episode would be 5 minutes long, but can be lenghtened up to 10minutes with a special 60$ DLC. Per episode, of course.

[MinosDaedalus]

@Gonaho Nope. And yes, not funny.

[NerfedFalcon]

The thing about Mass Effect's elevators is that they're necessary to hide the fact that the area they lead to is still loading.

[dessan18]

@NerfedFalcon then why don't they load much faster on PC instead of always taking the same time it takes on consoles? They just wanted to piss us off. DAO loads faster and that's saying something

[ekszentrik]

*were

[TheBIOPRINCE]

There is something you need to do that will make you think it twice, make you miss the elevators and probably heal your stupidity.

Bring Wrex, sit, shut up and listen to his wisdom...

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

Wheres all the gay romance

[dinoman96]

When you push a button on your remote, something awesome has to happen!

[lanied57]

OMG dude this made my day!! :D

[ARavingLooony]

i miss the elavators in mass effect 2

[naroic]

Garrus and nine other persons miss the elevator chats.

[EDDIEinWAR]

jack shepard

john shepard

nuff said

[RhinoSea]

If bioware made LOST they would charge 15 dollar DLC for the last 3 episodes

[Fousu]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite station on the island.

[NickMaloney92]

"How deep is this station?"

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[raikiri23]

ahh...the elevators..



[sonikk4eva]

lol xD

[CommanderMattShepard]

Elevator rides are better because at least they talk and make jokes while the loading. In me2 with the loading screens jhust creepy wierd music like "mmmmroooumm, vroulmu sghooooomoooorayam............­......................"

[JadedTrojan]

Better than watching a shitty animation of the elevator's exterior. Oh, wait, the loading screens in ME2 had helpful hints such as "Storm a position by holding A" and "Don't forget to upgrade your ship!" So that makes 'em much better! lol

[MrRan6er]

Lmao i cant stop laughing! it was perfect!

[zarens]

people keep complaining about how the elevator rides are so long...people dont understand that its either that or long annoying static loading screens!

at least they put a some humour and news into the game...people kept complaining about the elevators...now we got loading screens...faggots just made it worse now! fools

[countbarnabas]

That seriously made me lol. the finest in Cerberus engineering, and the Normandy elevator still takes five years.

[kisskisslovya]

In other news, a group of hanar protesters were seen rallying outside the dig site of a Prothean artifac, claiming, it was an isult to the "Enkindlers" as they call them... big stupid jellyfish

[MrRan6er]

@kisskisslovya Lmao! i will always love mass effect! hahaha

[Zaquiel77]

I actually preferred the elevator rides to the loading screens.

[coldshoulder14]

BAH, the elevators were the best in the first game.

[mikiroony]

I was expecting some news flash. "In recent events, Emily Wong interviews the First Human Specter after his return from a mission in the Terminus Systems. Commander Shepard has been missing for two years, prior to that".

Locke: "Who the hell is Shepard?"

[OgeLin]

Hahaha! Brilliant. :)

[thuzan117]

isn't it obvious? if bioware made the game it would have turned to solid gold, cured cancer for 5 days after release and i might have ACTUALLY heard of it.

[LTSKerr]

Ti tirurururu titituri tu turururu titititu tiriririru tutututi tu turururiru

[ForerunnerConstruct]

Why does everyone hate the elevators? They were awesome! I miss them in Mass Effect 2 and I hope they come back in Mass Effect 3.

[BrenttFease]

@ForerunnerConstruct I actually went out of my way to take elevator rides with different combinations of characters once in a while just to hear what they said to each other.

[overmuffin]

lol xD

[ZOMGitsDouchebag]

rofl

[KimikoAmaya818]

If Bioware made Lost, I would actually watch it.

[Agent1W]

@KimikoAmaya818 You'll have to be patient and wait thru the loading times of the elevators.

[Prnnce]

@KimikoAmaya818 Hope you enjoy gay romance.

[Alieneater1239]

lol i hated the elevators

[Afterburner8004]

roflmao x100

[MisterDyslexo]

there is an elevator in the new DLC:)

[hntr3306]

did anyone see that vid where jessica chobot said she missed the mako and the elevator rides? the 2 things everybody hated in mass effect

[veldinsparx]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is genius!

[prettycolors2]

if bioware made LOST it would actually be good...

[Firionia]

Rofl.

I honestly never had a problem with the elevators and in ME2 the loading screens are over in like a second for me.

[TheColombianOne]

"So, Locke, who do you think would win in a fight; You, or the smoke monster?"

[axus111]

CRAPPY ELEVATOR MUSIC FTW!!!

[56KbModem]

This is hilarious.

[Awgez24]

Although they were annoying, it was still better being in the elevator than in the second one, where its a reallly lame loading screen... =P

[blizzard111]

@Awgez24 although I have to say they clearly put alot of work and effort into those loading screens. So even those are a whole much better than just a ingame-screenshot or something like that.

[Peta016]

LOL! That was very clever

[bradknighter1994]

nooooooooo i h8 the elevaters noooooooooooooooooo

[Elvis1237]

lol, 5/5

[Evilsbane50]

LoL perfect

[newnhamlea1]

lol, i only got the joke after it had finnished(having only just started mass effect 1)

[RockSmithStudio]

hahaha!!!

[zeonchar]

LOL, so true!

[SecretSilva]

Spot on funny.

[dajman15]

And bioware also wouldn't exist without them, so STFU and be grateful instead of bitching because you're afraid the 360/PC may lose an exclusive.

And don't tell me you could resist the call of money, because that's fucking ridiculous.

[x2432615184x]

Genius

[Verb47im]

haha, nice :D but either way bioware kicks ass

[Prnnce]

@Verb47im Dragon Age 2 :P

[NickSnowflake]

yeah mass effects only down fall is the elavator rides are way too long

[SmackPaste]

Actually The Protheans mastered Elivator Technology.

Unlike the Reapers or any other life form, the Prothean elivators are rathers Enetaining plus they move sideways sorta. (Elivators are on ilois)

[IronMotif]

@NickSnowflake I was thinking the same thing

[ncruhk]

@NickSnowflake I think the next area is loading during those long rides...

[thuzan117]

@ncruhk dude those elevator conversations rocked in the first one the second one has basically done away with them the loading screen just takes a decent amount of time. the elevator in mass effect i ABSOLUTELY hated was the one to the lower deck. my god that was painful what is this an iraqi's first apartment?

[lukeskywalker993]

@NickSnowflake insert pun about down-fall and elevators... falling... down...

[coldshoulder14]

@NickSnowflake would you rather have an elevator with a funny conversation?

or a static load screen to stare at?

[mugenrider754]

@coldshoulder14 that comment you relpy should be 2 years ago, mass effect 2 not even released

[MrRan6er]

@coldshoulder14 how about neither! how about no loads! imagine that! the furture of mass effect. no loads just always elevator music. the perfect world.....

[barraki92]

@NickSnowflake

You forgot one thing.

THE MOTHERFUCKIN' MAKO.

[dunfalach]

@NickSnowflake Mass Effect 2 fixes the elevator problems.

[deathwaitsfornoone]

@NickSnowflake Why, the elevators were the best

[lostn65]

@NickSnowflake Blame that on the Xbox's limitations. My PC is capable of loading the levels instantly, but the delay is hard coded.

[Bored4eternity]

hahahah

[RKOHH]

Nice

[akumaky]

LOL. As a Lost fan, I loved it. Thanks for the good time! 5 stars

[marioslost]

hahahhahahah xD

[magoalex23]

xD the elevator music in mass effect

i kinda hate it sometimes XP

[luedusk]

I was actually thinking of Bioshock when I saw that episode.