Wii Safety Guide {Translation} (ORIGINAL)

[PaRoDiEr1993]

GAAAATOOOORRRRAAAADE!!!!!!!!!

H2O!

GAAAATOOOORRRRAAAADE!!!!!!!!!

H2O!

WATER SUCKS! IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS! WATER SUCKS!

[supermanwich23]

I peed my pants and missed half the jokes. Then I peed my pants when I saw the half I missed. That's how funny this...it's "double-pee-pants funny".

[Mike190]

I teehee'd

[CookieAvalityMon]

Do not put games into your wii. Totally Dumbo wrong.

[AchelSimson1995]

LOL!

[KeithisAwsomeforLife]

do Not put games into your wii.

[4mereptiles]

I followed these rules and I haven't been zapped XD

[XxA7XslavexX420]

there is no 1:43

[Kryptonicx7x]

lol what?????

dont put games in your wii???

?!?!

[ohaiitsrachel]

What the he'll are you doing ? Stop it.

[fidijefa11]

@ohaiitsrachel i gave u minus :)

[ohaiitsrachel]

@fidijefa11 lolwut

[ThuMewMaster]

@ohaiitsrachel you mean 'lolwut?' -_-'

[rolifri]

who the hell would try to put a shamrock in a wii ?!

[tweetyaja]

Wii Warning Fail

Skip to 0:29

Its is Warning fail

"Do not put Wii games into Wii"

[goodkid457]

you must be black or something...

[SuperPhoenix5]

1:16 he is trying to put a clover in the wii for more luck on zelda puzzles :D

[MisterSandvich]

Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot.

[SuperSniffyTT]

Fake translation however.... 

[sonicromer]

dont punch your friends?? come on i punch all my friends in my living room playing whit my wii who dont punch his friend playing wii ??? xD

[maryred102]

lmao

[loneshewolf74]

Thumbs up for the really video-gamey video game music.

[dimentiosbigfan]

0:13 I saw someone that was dumb enough to think that would work.

[IanEduardoMeneses]

"Do not put games into your Wii"

ROFLMAO

[SuckerGamer]

its really fun to suffocate annoying anime children... and also: Rape

[Awesome64ify]

1:18 stop it.

[MrMonkey209]

true.... ROFL!

[zachary5213]

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[XxTheGamerGirlxX]

I can't put games in my wii? haha FAIL!! Also, no one told me my wii was a boy XD

[Daluigi207]

"It'll go all Pika-

You get the picture."

[GDmetallic]

1:16 is more like " dont feed teh pikmin"

[zeeman674]

Im gonna go pikachu up you ass in a second

[MrRegagu]

'Do not put Games in to your Wii' I think that is so funny, your'e supposed to put games in a Wii!!!

[8bitPikachu]

1:23 (zelda item catch plays) YOU FOUND A BAG, health is decreased by all heart containers!

[Superyoshi209]

Lol ^^ Do not put games into your Wii :P

[DruumStixx]

Take off your freaking pink shirt you look like a douche

[MrMustacheMan12]

ok this is WAAAAAAAAAAY better than the other Wii Safety Guides!!! LOL

[chilliwilly1000]

Don't put games on your Wii

[silverbab3]

Don't eat the wire. Just the twist tie.

[classicgirlthing]

omg this is FUNNY!!! lmao. 'dont put games into the wii console.' OBVIOUSLY...

[bindeez1]

lol lol lol soooooooo funny LMAO!!!!

[yinyang10020]

but i want my wii to take out the trash

[thatguyfrommarz12]

your wii does NOT deserve a blanket XD

[MrFranzisko]

i liked the clover

[zwerty007]

LOLOLOLGAZMS this is better than all the others

[katedateangus]

if this video is just a joke just tell me but at 0:53 that is wrong it means don't put the nun-chuck cord around ur neck it can result in neck injury

[TiteProducts]

@katedateangus This is a joke, people find the illustrations inside the Japanese Safety Guide so they make jokes about it, hoping to become Youtube stars!

 As for your translation, you are probably right, wraping a cord around your neck usually results in injury.

[ferrousphantom]

one of the best laughs ive had in a while!

[alincrys]

well, those subtitles are jokes, for example at 1:43 it is: Do not Dispose the Wii,recycle! or something like that, anyway funny ^ ^

[ApLz1989]

hahahaha stop that!!!

[RainbowKatt]

How does a Wii remote fuck up a pacemaker? O_o (that's what that is btw).

[pokemon1012345]

A pacemaker dosnt like the infared rays a wii remote makes

[RainbowKatt]

Ah, I kinda figured that'd be it :\

[Blinkwing]

@RainbowKatt it fucked me up XD

[dorkytehl]

Gonna go punch a friend in the face and suffocate an anime kid now.

[justinhful]

pickachu on yo' ass

[kus2ganteng]

what's the meaning with cloveer and wii?

[bryancoyle]

dont stick objests into the fan, but i have no idea why its a clover...

[TheMoecool]

its cuz ppl think it helps solve the puzzles in the legend of zelda i dont know why though

[bryancoyle]

@TheMoecool lol, but zelda puzzles r easy, wat help does anyone need, besides the 1 from twilight princess with the statues, that was a pain in the ass

[whatheskel]

do not put games into your wii?

[TheMoecool]

@whatheskel it means when the game is being taken in by the wii system don't remove the disc without using the eject button

[RainbowKatt]

@whatheskel Actually, it means don't keep your finger in the middle while putting it in, or else the CD won't go in, and can get effed up from the system trying to pull it in.

[pokemon1012345]

lol

[HurryHarryNoE]

and I have done that before.

[MecaDope]

1:09 lmao

[SuperDarksaber]

dude that video was awesome i laughed my ass off so nice job i mean really nice job

[gameinggurus]

0:51 ROLF

[TJTerry101]

"you look like a douche." xD i love you. hahahaha.

[mariosonic7878]

almost pee of laugh

[miiproductions02]

0:25 is a stupid Warning.

Everybody does that. And that wasn't supposed to be a warning.

[tarded55]

what the hell are you doing? Stop it! XD

[TheJabcdify]

1:17 should be " Do not insert 4 leaf clovers in the fan of your Wii, as it will NOT increase your luck in games."

[metmou]

i didn't notice it had 4 leafs XD

[fracktar]

do not put games in your wii haha

[bean2k9]

haha dont put games in your wii! XD

[fayngxkitsune]

1:15 onwards: epic lulz.

[mandjbroadcasts]

haha amazinggg

[royisadude]

What song did you use?!?!? XD

[connieclough]

LOL HE DOES NOT DESERVE A BLANKET

[TheBen67]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrNayeemy]

soo funney lol

[Squeaker799]

LMAO! I was CRACKING UP at certain parts of his video!!! Bravo. 5 stars/favorited.

[supacool1235]

oh its gonna go all pikachu on my ass eh?im go all infernape on YOUR ass!

[smilyfacekilla]

Pikachu uses thundershock!

It's not very effective.

Infernape uses Earthquake.

Pikachu fainted!

[wecool20]

i love how you address the wii as he or him when its a peice of plastic and wires lol

[coraline233]

TAKE OF UR SHRT! LOL

[TheSecondWaterman]

What the hell are you doing? Stop it.

[sllewalloh]

@TheSecondWaterman i am punching your salad

[EpicNintendoNinja]

@sllewalloh haha , that one .. so funny .. I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .. :D

[razorblade53]

Lol do not put games in your wii.

[popfluster]

The Conduit tomorrow!

[sgtrsox]

brilliant

[NoobSniper12]

funniest vid ever

[Wamuigi]

from what game is this music?

[samuelmichaud]

They call it 8-bit music. People make can make this music. So it might have been composed for the thingama jig itself.

[SesaruMKM]

Yes I know it's 8-bit music and that it can be composed. Thanks for the info though. (:

But I thought this song was taken from a game. Well, you never know.

[samuelmichaud]

could be, idk

[Notyu1459]

a clover is one thing, but a FOUR leaf clover? Some people would want the four leaf clover more than the wii.

[loneshewolf74]

I believe the one where it says "do not fall in love with the Wiimote' is a warning for ppl with pacemakers. Because of this I don't take my DS to the waiting room at the drs. Wouldn't want someone's heart exploding just because I trying to save the princess or whatever. :)

[SpooderW]

lol

[mechman678]

i wonder where my wii went i told it too take out the trashs i month ago...

*at the dump theres a wii some homless bum getting excited and runs of with it* lol

[YesTownResident]

"What the hell are you doing? Stop it."

[GrannyStyles]

you are idiot.

or i just didnt get your sarcasm ;P

[filcool666]

0:55 ROFL

[cmoonjboot]

1:16 was funny goodjob

[Danwolf15]

It rocks :D

[wolfforce58205]

Lol, for the win: What the hell are you doing? Stop it.

[naterpants1]

lol "what the hell are you doing? stop it."

[bloxxerman]

roflmao

[narwhals1]

The world will never be free of Racism if the books don't cut it out...:(

[yoyomantiger]

ittl go pikachu on our ass lol

[th3dud3eth]

lol:

What the hell are you doing?

Stop it.

[WrathSlayerX]

DUDE!

YOU WIN THE INTERNETS! :D

-subscribes-

[DemonofChaos264]

Lmao.

[tallredheadkid]

Wow, I can't believe I've never seen this. And It's been up for over a year!

Thanks for putting the effort into uploading it and everything.

To anyone who says my ytmnd copied the "blunty3000" version need to compare our upload dates. We actually both uploaded our videos on the SAME EXACT DAY. I dont know the guy, so either it was a huge coincidence, or he decided to make an alternate version.

Well, anyways, I have no problem with you keeping this up or anything. I'm flattered actually. :D

[xxWeeWongxx]

Glad you approve. I just couldn't resist sharing the comedic genius.

[WKmugen]

you forgot one ....do not use the wii as a rectable baton

[Bbionicjive]

Do NOT put games into ur wii ??? wtf rofl

[hamster5820]

LOL!

[Zapior27]

dont suffocate little anime boys no matter how funny it is and it is really funny

[jtzproductions]

Remember, dont give gatorade to Wii, he prefers water.

[slyloop7]

xD Take off that pink shirt, u look like a doushe

[waffle12996]

ROFL

What the hell are you doing?

Stop it.

[shadic03]

Pour Wii... No Gatorade for you XD

[pictizm]

The heart one is obviously about pacemakers.

[Shiokerz400]

LMAO!

[The13thescapist]

Only the Japanese would need instructions such as these...

[wolfforce58205]

Simply put, thank you. These instructions TOTALLY explain EVERYTHING I wanted to know!!

[ginodahamy]

...but I always give my Wii Gatorade - 'cause it has electrolytes! =D

[TheJMachine]

it's what plants crave.

[nickzero100]

I once once gave it some Brawndo and now it's 300 feet tall and is covered in chainsaws.

[Iwillalwayzsubscribe]

lol

[pikachupokemonlover]

love the what the blank are you doing

[sliebrand]

lol 1:14 and 1:22 those are the most funny

[Milanacat]

Take off your freaking pink shirt. You look like a douche.

[gaimboi712]

I think this is better than the blunty 3000. It's funnier.

[ubentu]

you stole this from blunty 3000. shut up.

[polkaudio182]

Blunty stole it from ytmnd...

[ike111111]

hhahhahahahahhaXD

[iruleatmakingvids]

lolololololololololololololol

[Slayer000004]

I think the proper description for the clover one would be something like "Do not try to pleasure your wii, it is only made to give pleasure not receive it."

[Blondemonster]

HAHAHA, I like that one!

:P

[DaSpaz94]

"what the hell are you doing? stop it" LMFAO :D

[Blondemonster]

Hahaha.

:D

[SplendidDissenter]

hilarious 5/5

[ninjaspirit7]

awesome xD

[vapiresquid6]

why the hell does it say do not put games in the wii

[TREMHQ]

don't keep your finger in that hole while your putting the game in.

[BeKindToJake]

Thats the best Wii Safety video I've seen yet! I would rather hear a voice like the other one, but that one is still so funny! And the music is good, too!

[hahaka3]

do not put your games it the wii xD lmao

[lucario101trainer]

what what the hell is this this is a piece of bull shit

[NinjaDog251]

hahaha, do not put games into your wii!

hahahahahaaha

[CalebMcF]

Not funny

[crazay99]

suffocate the anime boy!

[1313Travis1313]

LOL when the person but a clover close to the fan i bursted out laughing when the writing said "wtf are u doing?!?!? STOP IT!!!" LOL

actually.......that would be fun to try :o lol seriously

[GreenDayDucky]

hahahaha great translations xD

[ColeDavis94]

danmit the whole reason i bought a wii is so i DIDNT have to take out the trash

[stupidmonkey46]

lol "The Wii will NOT take out the trash"

[Scarypeople1]

once again my fav. is the "Do not suffacate little anime boys!" or the "do not eat the wire, just the twist tie!"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[madcbara]

I dont get 0:26

[pattie2000]

his finger will get stuck

[osi1]

*Don't put games into the wii* made me giggle xD

[ZukoBFF]

i'm gonna go step on my wii remote, and catch a pikachu. XD jk

[Scarypeople1]

Try not to suffacate little anime boys no matter how funny it is!

[tigergrr33]

The Clover one is the best ^^

[zzzzzzzzzzzzz9483942]

i wonder why snow men and toasters would want to kill the wii

[upsonkz]

Epic

[uzbekinstan2]

lol "do not put games into your wii" then wat else is the wii for? lol

[tigergrr33]

WARNING: Dont watch this video if you have to use the bathroom. wll reult in very damp pants

[zzzzzzzzzzzzz9483942]

o no, i have to go *poot* im a big kid now

[yinyo]

My friend has a wii from japan and these pics are totally real. I almost pissed my pants when I read the manual

[mariobros3648]

DO NOT curb a wiimote,since it`ll go pikachu yo ass LOL

[Electrix806]

omg 0:26 doesnt make any sense -_-

[dAsHhOuNdTeRrOr]

HMMM at 0:57.... does it say "Do NOT give your Wil Gatordade." xD

[cindybeckner]

yes

[dAsHhOuNdTeRrOr]

WIL? lol