I have to question the passenger's knowledge of marijuana and it's paraphernalia. If they're Americans going to Amsterdam, don't you think they're going for weed and such? And shouldn't they know what a bong is?
@noobcrusher141 well its already been proven. a lot of americans couldnt identify where america was on a world map before according to something i read on cracked :P
Ha Ha it's true right wing Americans can't tell the difference between an Indian hindu and a muslim from the middle east...ha ha America has so much money but so little "intelligence" ha ha.
Of course Americans will think your a terrorist, they are the most ignorant wasteful retarded fucking individuals on earth. Fuck the US, Fuck everything they stand for, *shits on american flag*
@KoolJayJ your funny man...! I took a look at the quotes on your page and a ton of them are from Americans. lol You must really hate all america stands for (-) the culture eh?
yeahhh!!! Kumar is leaving the white house job, and coming back to the big screeens starting on a new Harold and Kumar movie, part III of the Harold & Kumar series. Its gonna rock!!
"Put it away" so funny how he says that sounds like hes laughing and going to scream and cry haha that cracked me up the most puit of everything in the whole scene when i first saw this lmao
@binoyrakesh one time I went into a dunken donuts with my dad, who has dreadlocks, and we got wierd looks from some people. Some people are just close minded i guesss. Were they americans who thought you were a terrorist?
@MostDefinate oh they were white.. i don't if they're americans, but on a plane to NYC from Dubai, they might be American or tourists from other countries.
They just look at you .. i don't know what theyre thinking, but they stare at you longer than it takes to "notice" someone. LOL .
@fmoham01 Not at all dude.. but i m just trying to explain how paranoid they are - they sus[pect everything that looks a bit close to arab, or muslim.
@binoyrakesh what are you trying to say. That all muslims are terorists!! no muslims are terorists, it just some bunch of people who acts muslims you f*ckin indian rice eater! ; )
Well... US people are also allowed to leave the US, and that's what a lot of people do too. The US isn't the best place to live, just in case you didn't know. Traveling is the best antidote for racism and extreme right mentality like yours.
Nothing worse than extreme left neo-nationalism. Communism, aka the left wing at its best, killed more people than terrorism. Makes muslims look like saints.
Actually, the most popular country in the world for tourism is the U.S., even only two countries border it. And to make thins worse, the U.S. is STILL the most popular country in the world for immigration, even with stricter immigration rules and left-wing propaganda in the world. The FACTS suck, don't they? ;-)
Sorry to contradict you but, per capita wise, Spain gets more immigration than the US. Learn the facts correctly ;-)
Communism isn't the only kind of left winged mentality, and I never said that left wings were good either. I'm just saying that fascists like you do no good to this earth we live in.
"Actually, the most popular country in the world for tourism is the U.S." That's actually France followed by Spain, the US is the third most visited country. Top 10 visited countries (2007) France 81.9 million Spain 59.2 million USA 56 million China 54.7 million Italy 43.7 million UK 30.7 million Germany 24.4 million Ukraine 23.1 million Turkey 22.2 million Mexico 21.4 million
Retard? You take this movie as truth; you sound more foolish than me. No one would be stupid enough to assume like that. And even if they did, they did, the Government wouldn't. As for different colors? Where the fuck do you live? Kentucky? Racism is considered a joke now.
Why am I retarded? How was I supposed to know what the fuck you are? And for your information, it's completely arrogant to make accusations like that about my nation when you live in another country. So, fuck off, asshole. We don't need any more random idiots like you trash talking us when you don't even understand.
The guy that yells poison gas doesn't even have an American accent
alfro0925 1 week ago
he couldnt have waited to be in hamster dam
thegamerfrominside 2 weeks ago
POISON GAS
Rick132500 2 months ago
i laughed my arse of when i saw this part ,,good movie ,,,401
islandersarehot 2 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA IM DIEING
kissmyassifuhateme 2 months ago
lol white folks
kobedabest 3 months ago
A good percentage of americans do not know that Canada borders USA
jr5000pwp 3 months ago 2
@jr5000pwp
Seriously? Any idea what that percentage is?
Soulsphere001 2 months ago
I have to question the passenger's knowledge of marijuana and it's paraphernalia. If they're Americans going to Amsterdam, don't you think they're going for weed and such? And shouldn't they know what a bong is?
WWEhopeful 3 months ago
@WWEhopeful That is no ordinary bong. lol
moiseswin 2 months ago
wow can't believe ppl are responding to smoketokeandmetal's comment so negatively,,,chill out guys or ur actually supporting the sterotype
crackgreenhoue 4 months ago
HE SAID HE GOT A BOMB!!! lmaoo
ELT125 4 months ago
LMFAO THIS SCENE IS SO STUPID
BulletMan7740 5 months ago
YOU PICKED THE WRONG PLANE YOU TERRORIST FAWK
the5saken999 5 months ago
2:20 look at how the guy that handles kumar holds the gun..
watanabe757 5 months ago
@watanabe757
lmao..i never noticed that.
CannabisExpress 5 months ago
LMAO
princessjenny1211 6 months ago
@noobcrusher141 well its already been proven. a lot of americans couldnt identify where america was on a world map before according to something i read on cracked :P
smoketokeandmetal 6 months ago
Press 8 and 9. LOL =]
NicoWilliams09 6 months ago
POSION GAS LMFAO!!!!
MrPrettyBoyLeo 6 months ago
the guy that says poison gas is a mother fucker
mrshimshon 6 months ago
HE SAID HE GOT A BOMB :O
SupBruhhhh 7 months ago
the old woman : terOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIISTTTTTTTTT =))
virginiana77 7 months ago
you pick the wrong plane you terrorist FUCK... hahahahahha
TANNA1717 8 months ago
i love Harold's reactions to Kumar's dumb acts lol
myfreetibet 8 months ago
One of the funniest scenes in all of cinema.
eddiethecurler 8 months ago
MERICA!!!
BradBuddy1212 9 months ago
POIIIIIISONNNNNN GAAAAASSSSSSS lolll
pedoncule123 9 months ago 2
I want that fucking bong so bad!
Zayjerks13 10 months ago 9
its a BONG NOT A BOMB
haoluo 10 months ago 3
Moral of the clip: Its better to avoid saying words on the planes that rhyme with "Bomb", "Terrorist", "Al Qaida", etc
virgoptrex 10 months ago 3
@Gunnysarge117 ... shes white
samroyforrest 11 months ago
Yap a very funny one.
Clee4000 11 months ago
wish they plane would have crashed just to see that old annoying bitch die
shreddintheaxe 11 months ago
1:48
joel9039 11 months ago
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joel9039 11 months ago
its just a bong
he said he gotta bomb lol
BIGDADDYJOHNSON27 11 months ago
HE SAID HE GOTTA BOMB!!!
metalica4evar4 1 year ago 3
stupid nigger....
batwat 1 year ago
POIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSON GAS
VideogamerPS3 1 year ago 2
HE SAID HAD A BOMB
LOL
TheDavid1745 1 year ago 3
couldnt stop laughing the entire movie. if was high, i would have died from laughing
TheChewy87 1 year ago
im not joining the mile high club with you lolool
DarksideOfEnvy 1 year ago
Ha Ha it's true right wing Americans can't tell the difference between an Indian hindu and a muslim from the middle east...ha ha America has so much money but so little "intelligence" ha ha.
PIlotrcm 1 year ago 8
@PIlotrcm im also an american and i approve that message. almost all of us are fucking retards
Kiyastand 7 months ago
@PIlotrcm, shut the fuck you you cunt. It's just a movie.
DrummerLordProdigy 2 months ago
its marijuana
supergiorocks 1 year ago
I love the look on the guy's face when he screams POISON GAAAAAS!!!!!
mario64guy 1 year ago
hahahahahaha the black guy is like AWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIT HEEEE GOT A BOOOOOOOMB!!!!1
crazycerain 1 year ago
haha lơk at harold's face when the bong's flying in mid air 1:41
evolutionj 1 year ago
0:59 hilarious
Ortmoon 1 year ago
POIIISON GAAAAAAAS!!!
DaveLevis 1 year ago
you picked the wrong plane you terriorist fuuuackk
ThatKidSPIDA 1 year ago
Lol some funnys here
natejd1 1 year ago
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I saw that movie and its one of the best comedy I have seen in years. Loved it !!
jacquelineveronique 1 year ago
how can they be terrorists if they're american citizens LOL
yaaaaaaiiiiir 1 year ago 3
this clip shows how stupid americans r
rko1317 1 year ago
it's not a bomb, it's a bongggg..... hahahahahahahah
LAUFRACA1986 1 year ago
"HE SAY HE GOT A BOMB" that guys face is priceless
arc175 1 year ago 3
@KoolJayJ good point man I shouldn't...thanks for the reminder :)
unionnet27 1 year ago
"YOU PICKED THE WRONG PLANE YOU TERRORIST FUCKKK!" ROFLMFAO
forspamhaha 1 year ago 2
lol funny movie
SkeletonRiver 1 year ago
POISON GASSSSSSSS
92jonnysmart 1 year ago 50
"Can you not wait 'till we get to Amsterdam?It's the weed capital, OF THE WORLD!!!
- No"
haha that always makes me laugh :)
tomek45654 1 year ago
lol, the jew at 1:50. "Poison gas!!!!!!!"
likojib 1 year ago
This is just a bong.
HE SAID HE GOTTA BOMB!!!!
GodsS0N1 1 year ago
Of course Americans will think your a terrorist, they are the most ignorant wasteful retarded fucking individuals on earth. Fuck the US, Fuck everything they stand for, *shits on american flag*
KoolJayJ 1 year ago
@KoolJayJ I agree with what you said about them being idiots but "fuck the US?" No. That's not cool dude
MrLockewilliams 1 year ago
@KoolJayJ your funny man...! I took a look at the quotes on your page and a ton of them are from Americans. lol You must really hate all america stands for (-) the culture eh?
unionnet27 1 year ago
@unionnet27 this is youtube...... you should know by now to never take comments on here seriously
KoolJayJ 1 year ago
this video s hilarious!!!!wahahahahaha
Tamagotchi160 1 year ago
POSION GAS!!
daizhonghao114 1 year ago 4
its not kumars fault its harolds fault for leaving the door open lol
BRINGITKELLY 1 year ago
@BRINGITKELLY No, it is Kumar's for even bringing weed in the firt place, Weed smokers are retarded.
likojib 1 year ago
what a fucking bitch if i were those guys ide find the old lady and fuck her up so bad she wont even walk agine
mgdisthebest 1 year ago
@mgdisthebest
Mate i would do the same thing if I saw someone (if it is white or black) lighten up something, i'm sure you would to, if you dont want to die.
ilkay0188 1 year ago
1:07 leaving door open fail
dahomiegang 1 year ago
HESAIDHEGOTABOMB!
x79tmo314be 1 year ago
lol if i saw some guy holding that on a plane i'd be scared too
buckz55 1 year ago
this is the best movie IN THE WORLD
hizzhizzle 1 year ago
shows 70% of americans are morons :P
smoketokeandmetal 1 year ago 53
@smoketokeandmetal I'm an American and I approve this message
donlantez 7 months ago
@smoketokeandmetal then you are moron too :P
MrShockPirate 6 months ago
@MrShockPirate im not american :)
smoketokeandmetal 6 months ago
@smoketokeandmetal then sorry
MrShockPirate 6 months ago
@smoketokeandmetal Im american and im not a moron. i actually pay attention to life and im only 15.
kplay12 6 months ago
@smoketokeandmetal Lol you dumbfuck. It's just a movie
ryan7164 3 months ago
@ryan7164 lol im trolling you dumbfuck.
smoketokeandmetal 3 months ago
lol they are so high they dont even know that its a bong
amdigo 1 year ago
I hate air marshals... reminds me of get smart lol
MusicallyInclined101 1 year ago
POISIN GASS!!!!!!!!!!!
TiCkToCkMaRiO1473 1 year ago 2
"Yo, not about to join the mile high club here." "What about the really high club?" I think that bit us just funny as fuck, I can't stop laughing!
Drakkan12 1 year ago
can't you wait for Amsterdam? it's the wed capital of the world
,... no.
RJLbwb 1 year ago
yeahhh!!! Kumar is leaving the white house job, and coming back to the big screeens starting on a new Harold and Kumar movie, part III of the Harold & Kumar series. Its gonna rock!!
mauriceh01 1 year ago
YOU TERROIST FUCK
j4w7 1 year ago 5
but how did he manage to smuggle the bag full of electronics and glass?........ :( loophole.
MiniFridge502 1 year ago
@MiniFridge502 He got asked for security screening at the airport but he took that as racism and the security manager let him go through...
cohen200 1 year ago
umm, if you watched the movie, he snuck past the guard becuase he told the manager that he was being racist. so they let him go past without a search
Sopiestthunder 1 year ago
wtf look at the guy at 1:52. LOl he just dont give a shit at all haha
jfree1010 1 year ago
Not half as sad as "Plant High School".
lolololo
CadaverJunky8 1 year ago
But is it strong enough.. FOR A SITH?!
CadaverJunky8 1 year ago
That's a good one, but yes. Her name is Juli Erickson, and she voices Pinako Rockbell.
Look it up.
CadaverJunky8 1 year ago
1:20
Pinako Rockbell.
CadaverJunky8 1 year ago
Because of people like you.
CadaverJunky8 1 year ago
this cracks me up every single time... POISON GAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!
cocodeelux 1 year ago 2
uu piked the wrong plane to mess with... u terrorist FUCK!!!!!!! duz noone else think thats hilarious?
scabbyfingernails 1 year ago
I loved both movies. LAMO to the point of tears and pain.
Weedski1368 2 years ago
Lmao at 1:26, "oh my god, what the fuck is that thing in his hand?"
pantyman1990 2 years ago
"POISON GAAAAAS!!"
SailorMars768 2 years ago 2
1:48 FTW!!!
jeroen33333 2 years ago
U.S. is shit Norway is way better
kurozaki45 2 years ago
everyone wants to be american, not norweenerway!! HaAAAAAHAAAA
lommylom 2 years ago
No! Mam, he's not a terrorist... he's just.. he's just an idiot.
LMAO!!!!!
FreshD2008 2 years ago
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Can't get enough of this, lol at 1:00 to 1:04,
StickFlashGameZ 2 years ago
that guy looks like Booker T AT 1:32
sitdownponit123 2 years ago
this shows how dumb white ppl are haha
thedoortoolight 2 years ago
John Cho was hilarious in this. "Are you retarded. You brought weed on the FUCKING airplane?!"
meatspinnage 2 years ago
"Put it away" so funny how he says that sounds like hes laughing and going to scream and cry haha that cracked me up the most puit of everything in the whole scene when i first saw this lmao
Skelator08 2 years ago
1:49 lmao "POISON GAAAAASSSS!!!!!"
buttcrack2000 2 years ago 15
my favorite part!
GiovanniC91 2 years ago 4
"Smokeless bong" ROFL They do have something like that? Finest invention.
kakompo 2 years ago
@kakompo uh yeah it's called a vaporizer dumb fuck
Gregd8888 8 months ago
@Gregd8888 Hey why the hostility?
kakompo 8 months ago
that guy that screams HE SAID HE GOT A BOMB! looks like KRS One
pandresa 2 years ago 2
Poison gas :D ! Hahaha
00christof00 2 years ago 2
you picked the wrong plane you terrorist FUCK!
NicholasJaneri 2 years ago 3
this is so true, i always see us whites looking at the muslims as if there going to blow up infront of us, come on don't we have any manners
wtf12man 2 years ago 6
the worst thing is i am an indian and not an arab. im not muslim either! I get those crazy looks from older people sometimes when im flying.
binoyrakesh 2 years ago 59
@binoyrakesh one time I went into a dunken donuts with my dad, who has dreadlocks, and we got wierd looks from some people. Some people are just close minded i guesss. Were they americans who thought you were a terrorist?
MostDefinate 1 year ago
@MostDefinate oh they were white.. i don't if they're americans, but on a plane to NYC from Dubai, they might be American or tourists from other countries.
They just look at you .. i don't know what theyre thinking, but they stare at you longer than it takes to "notice" someone. LOL .
binoyrakesh 1 year ago
@binoyrakesh Are you implying that it is okay for Muslim Arabs to get crazy looks from paranoid older people? LOL
fmoham01 1 year ago
@fmoham01 Not at all dude.. but i m just trying to explain how paranoid they are - they sus[pect everything that looks a bit close to arab, or muslim.
binoyrakesh 1 year ago
@binoyrakesh what are you trying to say. That all muslims are terorists!! no muslims are terorists, it just some bunch of people who acts muslims you f*ckin indian rice eater! ; )
keeeriim 1 year ago
@keeeriim i never said muslims were terrorists!
whats with "fucking Indian rice-eater'?? disgusting !
binoyrakesh 1 year ago
@binoyrakesh you assumed that muslims are terorists! then why did you mention "im not muslim either".. ?
keeeriim 1 year ago
@binoyrakesh yeah well sadly most whites are racist ... deal with it :/
Communist2012 1 year ago 2
@binoyrakesh wear a shirt that says "I'm indian not arab so its cool take a load of guy"
N4CIX3T 1 year ago
"You picked the wrong plane you terrorist FUCK"
Ahahaghgs
ZeeZarian 2 years ago
1 year ago??? damn time flys. this scene was soo funny. poiiiison gasssss!
lessmess15 2 years ago
which*
sweetheart5703 2 years ago
LMAO at the white lady's expression, it always cracks me up
CapZ13 2 years ago
HHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
shut up about racists. foreigns and americans. shut up. smoke a bowl or something.
this movie is fucking hilarious.
laciebaby 2 years ago
Well... US people are also allowed to leave the US, and that's what a lot of people do too. The US isn't the best place to live, just in case you didn't know. Traveling is the best antidote for racism and extreme right mentality like yours.
heffeque 2 years ago
Nothing worse than extreme left neo-nationalism. Communism, aka the left wing at its best, killed more people than terrorism. Makes muslims look like saints.
Actually, the most popular country in the world for tourism is the U.S., even only two countries border it. And to make thins worse, the U.S. is STILL the most popular country in the world for immigration, even with stricter immigration rules and left-wing propaganda in the world. The FACTS suck, don't they? ;-)
ScottOScottOScottO 2 years ago
Sorry to contradict you but, per capita wise, Spain gets more immigration than the US. Learn the facts correctly ;-)
Communism isn't the only kind of left winged mentality, and I never said that left wings were good either. I'm just saying that fascists like you do no good to this earth we live in.
heffeque 2 years ago 4
jimmyn89 2 years ago 7
Umm, i believe your a right wing nut job who is only good for suck rush Limbaugh or Glenn becks dick
wtf12man 2 years ago
obama
theelementboy100 2 years ago
oh and u retarded prick u ever here of a word "SARCASIM"I WAS JOKING!Americas actualy nice i just hate the president
theelementboy100 2 years ago
yes your real smart syign that to a half mexican half american
theelementboy100 2 years ago
THE GUY FACE :POISION GASSS som funny
begenineteen 2 years ago
lol at the guys face who yells "POISON GAAAAS!!!"
darkbalterkp 2 years ago 3
HAHA Americans are so stupid... racists
uhrstromanton 2 years ago
just shows why everyone hates americans
theelementboy100 2 years ago
It's a movie; not America, asshole.
FlyingBurritoMan 2 years ago
fuck you retard its showing how everyone shits themselfs when a different colors on the plane
theelementboy100 2 years ago
its just a joke though
guitarfreak1091 2 years ago
i know that retard thats why its funny
theelementboy100 2 years ago
then why are you complaining that this is why everyone hates americans?
guitarfreak1091 2 years ago
because its tru
theelementboy100 2 years ago
lol!! he's unable to choose a side!! :-D
metalsriks 2 years ago
Retard? You take this movie as truth; you sound more foolish than me. No one would be stupid enough to assume like that. And even if they did, they did, the Government wouldn't. As for different colors? Where the fuck do you live? Kentucky? Racism is considered a joke now.
FlyingBurritoMan 2 years ago
im mexican retard
theelementboy100 2 years ago
Why am I retarded? How was I supposed to know what the fuck you are? And for your information, it's completely arrogant to make accusations like that about my nation when you live in another country. So, fuck off, asshole. We don't need any more random idiots like you trash talking us when you don't even understand.
FlyingBurritoMan 2 years ago
oh great a wetback why dont u go eat a fucking taco or hav a seesta u dirty beaner
stoopidwhiteboy 2 years ago
well great ur jus bitching becus my country is the greatist in the world and urs is poorer than shit
stoopidwhiteboy 2 years ago
If by "greatest" you mean "fattest", then I agree
rpgzilla 2 years ago
Amsterdam the capital of the weed :D
englishbayvan 2 years ago
Lmfao, No it's just a bong, He said he's got a bomb!! It breaks.........Poison gas!!!!LMFAO
nedsdead 2 years ago 2
LULZ yess.
guitarfreak1091 2 years ago
dont you just hate it whenpeople overreact on airplanes
dyumbla 2 years ago 2
it's funny when harold says fuck
dyumbla 2 years ago
I thought it was even funnier when he said fuck.
fransack 2 years ago
stupid white ass old lady
imanhp56 2 years ago
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go2fast06gt 2 years ago
lmao terriossttttttttttt
lyricallyblind 2 years ago 2
fuckin cracker ass granny.
Ameer18 2 years ago
you would be freaked too
thepogpo 2 years ago
1:50 ahah
SSdraken 2 years ago
the first movie was better. that be funny if that was real herb in that bag.
hapajin 2 years ago
lol dat was a really funny part
bloodyguitar22 2 years ago