Dave Chappelle - Killing them Softly Part 5/6

[iacubs]

It's Jose Biden!

[Ninjalord525]

hahaha, this was before Obama. Obama MUST be a huge Dave chapelle fan lol.

[XyXINSANEv2]

@Ninjalord525 obama will probably get shot 1 day

[doarner]

@Ninjalord525 If he isn't, someone should show him this stand-up, there woud be a new Racial Relationship Department in the White Place-o.

[ReDManGiX]

that first nigger better watch out lmao!!

[dreababbie]

the joke about how a a person can get famous jus by suckin someone off made me think of kim kardashian....oh who would ever thought how jokes frm the past could be the truth of today.....hahahaha....funny

[ZionistCensorship]

wow what a bitch that slapped that guy. i woulda just jammed my cock in ur ass right up on the stage.

[amoni89]

totally agree that woman killed chevorly ! and I am a woman haha 

[valacia1991]

@amoni89 you mean 'chivalry' ? learn to write please

[amoni89]

@valacia1991 haha girl I have 6 languages in my brain! misspelling one word is nothing.

[shawndaniel93]

dave is so real in his stand up, thats what separates him from others, he speaks the truth and is funny at the same time

[Sexypumba100]

GOTCHA BITCH!!!!

[deutscherjoel]

Vote Chappelle/Santiago 2012!

[mega50cent21]

thumbs up if your watching this when theres a black president

[cwongchung]

@mega50cent21 You DO know that people from the past can't respond to your comment, right!?

[mega50cent21]

@cwongchung Damm your right

[FeiLong2310]

@ 6:38, the prime example of how women killed chivalry

[keveazy24]

Get out there and be somebody!! Lol

[moemoe1085]

HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN HAPPY:

1.Suck his dick 2. Play with his balls 3. Fix him a sandwich 4. And Don't Talk so much

This is so so true. sorry ladies but it really is that simple.

[mjdmfan]

its funny watching this in 2011 and hearing him say there could be a black president some day

[kingknowles2112]

GOTCHA BITCH!

[simplebowman]

Lmfao "don't nobody want to be the most famous cocksucker of all time!"

[cjakastar]

lol @the guy who got slapped lool

[poplillyp]

His bit about the first black president killed me XD

[yubisakireno]

hahahahah the slapping part was awesome (6:39)

[mangalanga1234]

GOTCHYA, BITCH!

[jeweatingdino]

I wish Dave Chappelle was the first black president, screw Obama.

[blazinwithnothin]

the 3 who disliked are the most famous cocksuckers of all time !!

[thacrew200]

Lucky Guy At 8:54 Clapped David Chappelle Up.

[gergoevok]

lol, that stupid bitch with no sense of humour at 6:40 :D

[za24ch]

how is there 30,00 more views of part 5 than part 4? did people skip part 5?

[xcalibur1989]

@za24ch why are you asking the 95,257 people who actually watched the video?

[NaturalBornKillerzzz]

Haha the guy that got slapped didnt clap the rest of the time lol

[FlozelltheHotell]

bet you it wasnt the Presidents dick....

haha great point

[Matlock199]

6:40 that girl stops his man from clapping.. Bitch..

[steelcurtinfan]

u know everyone has one dick they regret

[KMurderful]

One day...

[Bourbon420ify]

One Time@!

[GreenLanternSalem]

alright , you should lower taxes ;)

[Joenwat]

oh nice porsche GOTCHA BITCH

[Jun123]

'Yeah, was he aroused?'

[Acegirl009]

Dave is so right about the magazines, I put those things down years ago. They do nothing but tell women they're not good enough. That's right Dave!!

[CameronOmegamega]

3 people busted a nut to early

[purple00012]

"i did not have sexually relations with tht women" (sniff) hahahahahaha

[PohnpeiBiGT]

8:44



[AusGuerin]

6:40 guy claps when dave states that women killed chivalry. And his woman smacks him!!! whatta cunt

[micolo123]

@AusGuerin OMG I thought you were joking! Everybody check out the lower right hand corner!!!

[psycho0550]

i love how he does clinton's voice, its perfect! XD

[XllovellessX]

OBAMA !!!!! lmao

[UrAdoptedHaHa]

OBAMA FRIST BLACK PREZZZ 

[DaChemist13]

"MOST FAMOUS COCKSUCKER OF ALL TIME"

and

"Suck my dick, there's a future in it" great pick up line

classic,haha

[XKarateKatX]

whats with that annoying group of college kids WHOOPing?

[licker831]

OBAMA!!!!!!!!

[Sora0934]

GOTCHA BITCH!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!

[highgradechub]

get out there and be somebody.....lmao

[Billthepenguin]

Ahaha 4:50

[Extraspectacular92]

"Oooh nice Porche" ......" GOTCHA BITCH!"

[Marco39a]

6:41 and right bottom corner :)

[mesalina1]

Obama!!! Well, he made it!!! :)))

[31ilovetwilight]

"Today the pussy plumeted again" by far my fav line!! hahaha.

[taharoxx]

the irony of the black president joke..LMAO

[Beastly0713]

@taharoxx Bet Obama and Dave had a talk about that lol

[sabzz23]

@taharoxx ik as soon as he said that i wanted to see if ther wer any comments

[mfmiggs36]

hahaha "gottcha bitch"

[kev34t]

he is a modern day philosopher

[cygaene]

ey, suck my dick, there is future in it!!!! loooool goood :D he`s sooo fcuking lol

[dsher503]

why the fuck is people are people gettin into fuckin arguments on youtube? its fuckin pointless

[mierzhen]

@dsher503 thats a good question... yet i wish i knew exactly why

[TheStyrofoamPeanut]

haha hes talking about a future black president!

and now we have one

[simonpavuk]

@DjDrawp shut up bitch

[killermod0]

"anybody for sorry for her?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "goddamn!"

[factionxvt408x]

Someone got to give him a high five! Lucky!

[jgjaime2]

OBAMA better watch out

[yeerider]

Oh that's it now go out there and be somebody! Go right a book!

[assrape1942]

penis

[YoungSalvi503]

LOL just notcied that too, thats hilarious

[apotoroo]

lol @ that lady in pink on the right at 6.40, she killed chilvary

[buccaneer1990]

I love ow he just gave that guy a handshake when he was talkin' about Monica.

[sikwitit72491]

Dont bust that nut yet, we'll be right back

haha

[6decelles]

nice car.....GOTCHA BITCH! LOL

[nambypamby34]

Chappelle is a cutie! xoxox

[7ashylarry7]

problem is your tax dollars go to the rothchilds. not the homeless. but yeah fuck the bums who put themselves there

[player7860]

true true... ignorace is bliss to these people :D

[jgsk8er]

not not all of them r there by choice

[kira24kun]

@7ashylarry7 yes i agree with the meaning of this statement, fuck the bums who put themselves there. if they put themsleves there by addiction or some other retarded reason then i agree. but if this comment is directed at all "bums", then you are just another ignorant child who didnt notice the middle class family or the lower class family next door becoming "bums" due to greed. good luck in life, as you will be the center of hatred, if this is your statements true meaning

[turkishxboi]

@kira24kun ....shut the hell up and go play life the board game cuz thats the closest u'll get to having one

[kira24kun]

@turkishxboi ??? i apparently have a much better life than you... turkish? im glad romania stopped you dumbasses from taking over europe. art would have been nothing but shit if the turks had won. movies and even life around the world would be nothing but hell. i dont play board games. and i live carefree courtesy of my previous hard work and computer refurbish and repair hobby. i watch movies new and old, i camp and even have a wife and child. i do much more like climbing biking swimming

[sygmatik]

@kira24kun : dude...SHUT-UP AND ENJOY THE COMEDY! FOR CHRISSAKE!!!

[kira24kun]

@turkishxboi fishing and teaching my child how to live and find her own purpose in life. did you know that cape hatteras lighthouse stairwell had collapsed a while after it was moved from a dying shoreline? yes it collapsed a month after i was on its walkway. yes i have a life. what do you do in your "life"?

[kira24kun]

@turkishxboi i was watching dave because he's a comedian. of course anyone who likes a youtube video is going to read the comments posted out of curiosity. in reality, jimschrute has a life. it consists of working. but that is it. the way i see it, he is trying to escape from something. by working himself to death he has no time for brooding on what he is trying to escape from. failed marriage maybe? parents who didnt give a damn? work should not be your life.

[kira24kun]

@turkishxboi the results of his life are more than likely showing up as wear andd strain on his physical appearance. i can tell you now that jim is not really happy. as for my comment on ashlylarry is her/his tunnel vision. it is norm amongst stubborn people and common amongst the unintelligent. it is normal to have tunnel vision when you yourself have not done your own research to back up a statement. not just simple research, you need to see all hear all, not snippets.

[kira24kun]

@turkishxboi ashlylarry forgot her research on economics as well as her social research. she/he/it made a bold statement with nothing substantial to back it up. or a half statement that could have multiple meanings. mr turkish i suggest you withdraw and refrain from posting as your intelligence level isnt enough to pull a fly from the wall. as for dave, i like his dvd's and his standup. keep the laughter going dave.

[kira24kun]

@jimschrute914 and i have no idea how opening the borders up or the fact that theyve always been open leads to "bums" on welfare. as for your work ethics..... id say youll never have a succesful life always working, all the time. your wife wont stay with you and your kids will grow up "fucked up" because thier father was never around. as for hard earned tax dollars, if you were more educated you would see that you have no say in any tax matter as the power dipshits like you gave to the

[kira24kun]

@jimschrute914 government stripped you of that right. while you were working yourself stiff the government did what it wanted to. shut up and stop complaining for something you caused. 84 hours a pay period weekends and holidays... i feel sorry for your family. that side busines is not something to be proud of since even a "bum" can create a side business. as for everyone commenting on bum putting themselves in thier predicaments... shut up. there are middle class families fucked out of thier

[gfaithw]

just kill him to lol

[gfaithw]

0:21

[mlavigne71]

Hey Obama - 4:52

[POPJack1717]

"I dont think they touch me cuz my vice president would be mexican for a lil insurance. You could shoot me if u want but u just gon open the border up......"

HAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAH, now that was fukn funny AND SOOOO SOOOO TRUE;)!!!!!HAHAHA LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[SHOWTIME4605]

funny shit????

[SHOWTIME4605]

this is some funny shit????????

[mhf2805]

that was funny the high five in the audience haha

[fuknazi90]

@mhf2805 HAHA THATS CUZ DAVE IS A REAL NIGGA

[EminetCarnage]

obama better watch out

[judius]

love the high five from the nigga in the audience haha!

[xxcoreyxx50]

GOTCHA BYTCH

[EminetCarnage]

djdrawp is gay

[probowler09]

"Don't bust that nut yet; we'll be right back."

[kira24kun]

@DjDrawp hey man if youre gonna comment on freakin spelling, i think you should take a look at your own typing capabilities first. complete your sentences and use punctuation if your going to comment on proper english blah blah its irritating. its also funny because its internet arguing stupidity at its finest. why someone would want to make a comeback against someone when deductive reasoning says youre self centered and short tempered i.e. hard headed is beyond me.

[DjDrawp]

damn you are a fucking retard peace

[DjDrawp]

Look the only reason i finished on your ass was you started by saying fuck you. You didn't even read that shit right im not here to talk shit back and forth I was just here enjoying your video & giving Dave props. If you wanted to piss off a nigga be prepared to get pissed on. Peace Homie Im done

[DjDrawp]

Fuck you nigga im giving him props he the shit means he the man damn get your swagger right.

[kira24kun]

@DjDrawp as for "swagger"..... i hope its just a phase where you are trying to be cool, and hopefully you grow out of it. if you dont, eventually you will be wondering why everyone is pissing down your back. as for movie permissions, if the movie is edited in the tiniest way, the movie no longer requires permissions from the creators to be used or copied. in fact, there is no denial of permissions for this, as it was shown on public TV broadcast without the usual federal crap saying he cant

[loai4]

@DjDrawp lmao i luv how u say nigga to him, and he cant say shit back