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  • The immature comments are teenage boys, and if they aren't like 14 or something saying 'sandwich! hehheh' then that is really sad.

  • Why are people like 'im 11 and i gots a boifrandd omg thx!"?

  • Not only are you girls with "bfs" still babies, but if you can't type correctly, you shouldn't be sucking at someone's face.

  • I'm 12 and I have a boyfriend. And it's so funny that his friends and I get along well. We're a good couple but he's so much taller than me! XD

  • im 10 and i have a bf and i dont see himm wht do i doo???

  • @ilovelunaandmax yur TEN and yu have a boyfriend? .... kids now adays :"|

  • @karoouum gtfo!!!!!

  • What are these kids like 12?

  • I just figured out that 9gag seems to claim ALL of youtube with our comments and stuff.

    there are really a lot of 9gag posts.

    not that it matters to me I love 9gag

    A LOT

  • ...It isn't great to watch these videos AFTER we broke up...more fish in the sea? (I personally like men, not aquatic animals.)

  • I can see a long, bright future ahead of them..as a couple. ;D

  • How to watch Howcast.

    *Pa - TING!*

    Step 1. Click on video of choice.

    Step 2. Stare at moving picture and listen to sound.

    Step 3. Make a comment about how to do something similar with your own hilarious steps or say something politically incorrect for fun.

    Step 4. (Optional) Add a very random "did you know" statement at the end of the comment.

    Step 5. Have a laugh, after all, you earned it!

    Congratulations, you can now watch Howcast!

    Did you know Howcast creates useless videos?

    *Pa - TING!*

  • lol they're using an Asian couple....that's like me and my boyfriend...except we're nerds

  • Step one: Dont be a bitch lol

  • If this is for girls,why is a guy talking about it? Is he gay or something?

  • Dafuq? 9 296 videos?!! =_="

  • Umm what if all of his friends are girls? Then what?

  • Ok Here's Acually What To Do

    1.Show them ur sense of humor

    2.Dont Always Txt them or be around them (only if they want you to)

    3.Hang out with his friend (because if ur friends like u they will talk good about to him)

    4.Dont always be like hey dude u look cool say nice ....ex: Nice Hat

    5.Dont follow him show him ur fun and funny but near them not with him

    6.Dont Be annoying!! :)

  • how cast now watches how cast

  • just be in the kitchen

  • For once the "did you know..." bit actually made sense

  • i was pretty sure the first comment would be: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN.

  • Ah just what I needed IN ABOUT10 YEARS I'm 10 years old

  • @TheMadCatRules im 11

  • You don't need a boyfriend to be a good girlfriend. hmmm, I guess I learn something from this video...

  • Female 13-17

    Female 18-24

    Female 45-54  the most the people that watch this are LOL XD

  • asians spoiled the cast!

  • WAIT. U USED ASIANS FOR THIS. ARENT THEY ALREADY THE PERFECT GIRLFRIENDS?

  • This is made in Singapore I know it.

  • You will need:

    -A sandwich maker

    -Beer

    -Money for him to buy games on Steam

    - And An open mind towards threesome's

  • Who watched this after How to be a Good Boyfriend?

  • @SprinkBomb Yeah me too with my boyfriend

  • you will need a kitchen

  • Step 1. Give him a BJ

    Step 2: Get him a beer

    Step 3: Be the second player on Black Ops

    Did you know, men have a penis?

  • dude not cool

  • 1:11

    boy: ( telling the girl a story )

    girl: ( pretending to care )

  • BS i want my girlfriend to be able to spend time with me... Not be unavalible all the time cause then we cant hangout and stuff

  • @SprinkBomb Yes, but you probably don't want a girlfriend who is too dependant on you. I think that's why they put that tip in there....so that the woman makes sure she has a life of her own. :)

  • i some how got to this video and now i just realised something Dx

  • how to be a good girlfriend? You will need a boyfriend 0_o

  • @Patricia25H um im the gurlfriend who always plays video games with him and still desperately want to skydive. You have issues.

  • what is up with dudes and sandwiches

  • @jamparody123 its just a joke :P

  • @jamparody123 We love em

  • @jamparody123 We love em

  • -Tell him hes good at video games

  • men just want a maid and someone who sleeps with the, the rest HIS friends provide it !! we women are just the dumb ones who feed them and sleep with them .... THAT´S ALL !!

  • @Patricia25H finally a GIRL that gets it :)

  • Easy! Stay in kitchen and bring Sandwiches .

  • Yayy!! I finally got a boyfriend, now i can watch these types of video's without feeling alone :D

  • @xRawrMeansILoveYou0x make him a sandwich dont follow these steps

  • @xRawrMeansILoveYou0x thank you i know how you feel

  • Well, some boys like the first thing, but sometimes they might think that your avoiding them or something..Idk about the first one...any advice?

  • How to Be a Good Girlfriend:

    You will need: A sandwich, birth control

    Step 1: Stay in the kitchen

    Step 2: Have sex in the kitchen

    Step 3: Make him a sandwich in the kitchen

    Optional: a bag, if your ugly pull it over your head

    Did you know that men like blowjobs?

  • I'm not a girl. I just have ended up in that weird part of youtube again.

  • Humm srry but I troed this and he said "hey wats rong with u latly?" I rold him I tryed watching vids to make me a better girlfriend all he did was hold me and said I was already way to perfect before! Aww I 3 my bf hes amazing XD

  • I knew the top comments before clicking on the video ^_^

  • My girlfriend needs to learn step 4. Instead of telling me im cute with a smile i rather hear your really funny with a smile...

  • Why the fuck are they all asians?

  • Wow:| This talks about how to be a good girlfriend, yet a male narrator is talkin

    WELL I BE DAMNED, HE IS GAY

  • @TheLILSAINT14 what? You're a sad sap being so uncomfortable with your heterosexuality. You could get counseling for that if you cared about yourself.

  • @ThanatosWings Caring about myself is one thing, but a guy who automatically assumes or thinks his own opinion of what a girlfriend actually can be... I would rather listen to a girl talking about girlfriend advice, then a guy telling me how to be a good girlfriend...,,,.

    And I'll admit, I'm a Hypocrite, everyone is:|

  • Sounds more like how to be a bitch.

  • Notice-they are all asians..

  • All....asians?

  • so you dont need a boyfriend? cool

  • This doesnt help at all!!!!!!!!

  • came here to lul at the comments

  • so i don't need a boyfriend???

  • step one

    If you are never around...your probably cheating

    that is all

  • WHY ASIANS???

  • @delleoo1 why not?

  • How To Be A Good Boyfriend: Pull your pants down when using the bathroom.

  • Why would they put 5 year ols to act in this video, like really.

  • Howcast Forget STEP 7: Daily Exercise (sex)

  • lets goto the firing range honey :) damn that sounds like so much fun esp when ur together thumbs up

  • ok wtf theres 3 things you need to do to please your man

    1. suck his dick

    2. Make him some food

    3. Don't talk so damn much.

  • step 1) dont be a whore.

  • OMG you people are so stupid! A lot of you guys are like "Where's F13? I don't have it!" *face palm* THAT'S THE POINT!!! And some people actually have F13 lol. they aren't joking either.

  • I hate showing affection to my boyfriend in public. t's not that I don't love him, it's just that I don't want to make other people uncomfteralbe.

  • @redefiningsk8ing you forgot get me a beer

  • @redefiningsk8ing i came here to comment the exact same thing ;D

  • @coolhamid1 Haha I agree!

    You know, I'm sure there's a study out there that proves that more guys enjoy eating sandwiches than girls do.

  • I'm a girl and my bf acts different around his friends than with me, all u guys out there watching this, is this normal, and don't call me a bitch or slut or I'll go all Chris-brown on ur asses... -_-

  • @supergirl10ky What do you mean by he acts differently around them than with you?

  • @supergirl10ky Yes, Because he's probably trying to be nice and careful to what he says around you, while with friends he doesn't care.

  • My girlfriend only has one friend. Her name is betty crocker..

  • I'm  a boy why am i watching this

  • Thumbs up if you fell for F 13 -_____-

  • umm... why is a guy narrarating this?...

  • i can tell you

    1) don't ask for jewelry

    2) don't be addicted to shopping

    3) get rid of all man friend's no such thing

    4) don't scream when i come home after tough day and try to relax maybe some beer and food

    5) don't involve your period emotions on me please

    6) MAKE ME A DELICIOUS SANDWICH! :D

  • im a guy... am i the only one that likes being around my gf?

  • Step 1 : Make me a sandwich

    Step 2 : Suck dick like a pro

    Step 3 : Dont fake orgasms

  • i bet all the views on this video are from guys...and all the views from the "how to be a good boyfriend" are from girls...

  • its easy im a boy i know, all you need to do is cook when told. just go make a sandwich

    

  • step 1: make me a sandwich

    step 2: do my laundry

    step 3: stay in the kitchen at all times

  • to bad im a guy!

  • they forgot that you will need a boyfriend !

  • hi

  • Step 1

    Learn to suck dick

  • I'll give you 5 dollars (no joke) if you press F13

  • @andrenym00 LOL.

    

  • @andrenym00 Done where's my 5 bugs :D?!?!

  • @andrenym00 I did. Shift+ F1. Give me my five bucks -.-

  • @LaughOutLoudKristina No i said F13 man

  • @andrenym00 that is F13

  • @LaughOutLoudKristina it didnt do anyhing

  • @andrenym00 wheres my money?

  • @andrenym00 just opened a new interenet explorer to see if it was to close it down and then realised no f13 key

  • @andrenym00

    F13

    now wheres my 5 bucks??

  • @andrenym00 wat does it do

  • @andrenym00 *Looks at keyboard*

    *hits F*

    *hits 1*

    *hits 3*

    Now where's my 5 dollars?

  • @andrenym00 ha i did now give me my 5 dollars

  • @andrenym00 u basterd lmao

  • @andrenym00 i was scared to press it but i looked for it and i couldnt find it lol....now i feel stupid

  • @andrenym00 I'm using a mac, my buttons go up to F15. Pay up, bitch :D

  • @andrenym00 where is my 5$?

  • @andrenym00 der is no f13 LOL LOL!!!!

  • @andrenym00 F13 there you go now give me my 5 dollars :P

  • @andrenym00 where is no F13

  • @andrenym00 pay up

  • @andrenym00 dude idk bout u but i av no F13 on my keyboard

  • @andrenym00 Pressed it. 5 bucks BITCH.

  • @andrenym00 Done. Where the fuck is my cash?

  • @andrenym00 i dont get it

  • @andrenym00 lol i actually did it :)

  • i feel sorry for people who are actually looking at this or something like '' How to find a boyfriend'' I'm only looking at this because its from Howcast - it makes me laugh ;)

  • Woah at the beginning it was an asian trying to be american lol

  • Step one. Get back into the kitchen.

    step two. Make sandwiches.

    step three. Let me sex you up.

    step four. If you get pregnant I'm leaving you.

  • @priris Woah! o.o Have you just been watching 'How to piss off women'? Not cool :/ 

  • I guess my bf is part of that 3% region!!):

  • AZNS <3

  • Girls, here is one pick up line sure to work:

    I'm a star69 you, and we gonna pound pound pound all night long.

  • step one dont set your boyfriend on fire

  • Step 1: Suck your mans dick

    Step 2: make him a Sandwich

  • @SuperSoftware1234 shut up.

  • Step 1: Make a sandwich

  • terrilbe actors

    

  • If my Bf told me to make him a sandwich,clean,or give him head.Shit i would break up with him and whoop his so hard that he will be pickin up his on the god damn foor.-_- shit lol

  • you will need:

    A boyfriend

    A fully stocked kitchen

  • I'm a guy and I'm watching this.

  • what sort of joke was he telling her? those hand motions are weird.

  • allot of girls need to learn step 3

  • Don't be a jerk, enjoy his company, let him have time with his friends, go to places HE likes as well as places you enjoy, try to join in on his favorite activities, chill out, if he doesn't call, it's not the end of the world, actually put effort into YOURSELF, don't get over dramatic about every little thing, and yeah, men do weird stuff, ACCEPT it. -Olivia

  • thumbs up if ur a guy watching this

  • Learn how to blow..

  • you will need:

    your mouth and lips

    optional:

    your teeth

  • Why am I watching this I'm not even a girl?

  • you will need:

    Sex, sex and more sex

  • My guy can't go to toilst with out talkin t me he rings me if I'm nt there so annoyin

  • this is stupid :/ actually y am i watching this? im still in high school some bitch send me this saying im a crap gf. BUT i let him spend time with his mates, laugh WITHOUT faking because he has got sense of humor, he is really sweet (he told my bff that he carved out a heart with my and his name on a tree <3) and i never act im being natural, he also is friends with my bff too. so really? dont act like a bitch, be natural and dont be too clingy. problem solved! :D

  • girls should watch this. cus right now its a sausagefest

  • i thought this shit was censured in china :/

  • i broke up with my girlfriend because she didnt let me spend time with my friends so i told her go fuck yourself bitch and now got a new girlfriend and she´s awesome i only see her about 2 days a week and never complains when i hangout with my friends or whe we go out and drink so now you bitches

  • Yeah, like who needs to watch this. In fact why am i watching it? girls can be good girlfriends by just being themselves not acting like they think their partners jokes are funny and being someone they aren't

  • boys.. go fig

  • Fuck Him, Feed Him and Shut The Fuck Up.

  • How about keeping a bathroom organized of clutter. Women complain about men laving the seat up. How about walking into a bathroom that has bras hanging, the guest only towels (who came up with that), multiple towels & wash cothes along 5 million skin and hair products everywhere. I have a razor, soap, shampoo and I have to scrounge to a find a place to put them.

  • This is helpful founded one thing I didn't like to do for my BF cause It makes me feel embarrassed! I will give my best >O<!

  • lol chinos