Billy Mays - South Park

[rotcafk]

what episode is this from?

[Runawayturist]

Now let's hear him explain sex

[bmar896]

BM is my hero

[SandwichAndCereal]

I'll take Eight!!

[Dar3dmag3]

@SandwichAndCereal

You can get ALL 8 for two easy payments of 19.99!!

[thespongeomatic]

@SandwichAndCereal LIKE A BOSS!

[HaruNeita87]

@SandwichAndCereal only 8 left in stock, and im stealing them tonight, would you like to join my heist?

[tehthirdperson]

@SandwichAndCereal SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[TheAccountant666]

billy mays 1958-2009 we miss you dearly. PS your such a coward about your hands

[lights1de]

well well well look what the cat dragged in...

[987Evan]

KICK YOU RIGHT IN THE FUCKING BALLS..

I LITERALY TROLOLOLOLOLED THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS.

YOU GUYS?

[evander190797]

LOL

[xChibiDragonx]

RIGHT in the FUCKIN' balls!

[z10006]

And if I move in the next 30 seconds I'll double the offer, that's 2 kicks to the balls for NO EXTRA CHARGE

[TheNewDaySucks]

WE MISS YOU BILLY

[ChrisCa1601]

But wait, there's more! Call in the next 10 minutes and we will throw in an ass kicking at no extra charge. That's right, you will get kicked in the balls plus get an ass kicking all for the low price of $19.99!

[HolyVegeta]

BEATRICE!!

[AlexHackerShow]

Only 47million easy payments of 19.99

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

ben franklen learned the hard way. BILLY MAYS PWNS

[Sp00nerGuy]

PRESS 2 THEN 8 XDDDDDDDTREOTLEROFSJLDFHADSLNK­HAEWNLFJKASDLHASDJKFHASDLFJKHA­SDFLJKHNfuckinBALLS@sasda

[animegx45]

Apparently, Billy's Mays son actually enjoyed how South Park potrayed his father.

JUST LIKE THE REST OF US!

R.I.P dude.

[PufferBluntman]

only $19.95

[M4levolence]

Lmfao brilliant lal !

[dakanister23]

the only equivalent to chuck norris is billy mays

[KnightWolf901]

5 people got kick in the fucking balls

[dominoz22]

LOL in 2 simple steps i can climb over these seats and kick you in the fucking balls!!!! hahahahahahahaha

[D1Z3Z3]

5 people got kicked in the balls

[Siiliplays]

get on the ball!

[BlueSpirit2100]

if you order now ill throw in a second beating ABSOLUTLEY FREE

[TheWolfeleven]

wait till it gets to 0:02 then click 8

[DemonandAngellife]

When I first saw this I just couldn't stop laughing!!! XD

[MarandaBabii]

lmbo ♥ love this .

[xXPyropaintballerXx]

from now on im gonna say this in school

[gumballer2010]

Billy mays died because he enjoyed white powder and I'm not talking about oxy clean

[arceus9000]

Press play, 8, then when he's finishing "fucking" (right before he says "ING") press 6. you may LOL at will

[uzimakiking]

Lmfao I'm sad he is dead from heart attack not cocaine you faggots!! But when I saw this lmfao wow xD

[drewfilms123]

@uzimakiking Cocaine was the contributing cause of death. It kind of finished him off.

[DrunkinMadness]

PRESS PLAY, HIT NUMBER 8, REPEAT, ENJOY

[WeatherWarriordotnet]

Annoying as hell commercials, but B.Mays appears to have been a pretty cool guy in normal life.

[Shyster44]

With just 2 easy steps,I can climb over these seats and kick you in the FUCKING balls

[moviesperson100001]

With just two easy steps, Billy Mays can climb over this seat and kick you 3 dislikers in the fucking balls!!

[Oneeyedwillie100]

ha-ha-ha: Chipotlaway!!

[deathgod918]

press 8 for a infinite amount of fucking balls!

[MikeTheCavemann]

@deathgod918

And if you press 8 really fast you get an infinite amount of "fuck it!"

[KrakHedzProductionz]

But wait there's more! If you buy this great deal for just $22.99 you get one free dose of nut canceh!

[CosmoCosma10]

Patrick Swayze: This is bad enough without having to constantly listen to you try and sell your stupid crap, Mays!

Billy Mays: With just two easy steps, I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the f**king balls!

[tFighterPilot]

The amazing thing is that it sounds exactly like him.

[MortalkombatScorpio1]

lmao

[Xendarbletz]

They should have drawn Vince Shlomi behind lol ...

[southparkboii99]

$2.99 shipping and handeling!

[kingklick77]

lmao this is very funny when you watch the whole episode and he says that unexpected

[0RENAGADE0]

But Im not done yet!. just keep talking and ill personally bring you back to life and kill you AGAIN. The only tears you'll cry are tears of AGONIZING DISCOMFORT!

[BandanaDee69]

RIP billy mays, you're the best

[NukeAttackWarnings]

LOL Best line on national TV: With just TWO easy steps, i can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls. Legendary xD

[xlman9]

hhahahah epic

[ABCDEJWAITWHAT]

3 people just got kicked in the balls

[TheNeji36]

with just 2 easy steps I could climb over these seats and kick right in the fucking balls!HAHAHAHAHAHA that was hilarious

[kingkid42]

wow loads of celebrities died in 2009 Farrah Fawcett, Walter Cronkite, Adam Goldstein, Ted Kennedy, Beatrice Arthur, Ed McMahon, Patrick Swayze, Natasha Richardson,

Oscar G. Mayer, Jr

, Dom DeLuise

those are all the charecters in this episode and of course michael jackson

[mogyesz9]

@kingkid42

well nobody gives a fuck when a normal person dies, many millions during a normal year in the US.

[kingkid42]

@mogyesz9 yes but the the episode is called dead >>>CELEBRITIES<<< so its all about celebrities

[HardcoreGamerish]

does someone know the episode tha says billy did do it??

[SamoanFun]

Okay famous people in order that I saw: Patrick Swayze, Sen. Ted Kennedy, The one and only pitchman, Natasha Richardson, Giovanni Parisi (Not well-known in mainstream), Ricardo Montalban, David Carradine, and Oscar Mayer (Oscar Mayer Hot-Dogs)

[LibraHorse1]

@SamoanFun and Bea Arthur

[bowlchamp411]

Will somebody shut his fucking mouth i cant take it anymore hello ladies and gentlemen this your captain its about fucking time LOVE IT

[Welshy17]

One of the greatest lines in television history...

[metalikorn1]

at 0:09 its "The Master"

[austin101100]

@metalikorn1 who is that guy you say the master and whats he famous for i never heard of him

[metalikorn1]

@austin101100 watch Big Stan of Rob schneider

[TheRANDOMKid9]

With just two easy steps I can kick you right in the fucking balls!

[4chocolatedonkeys]

this episode is the best i love it!!!!

[PAINMAN13]

what episodes this

[PSUtotheBCS]

One of the best episodes

[Rsrocks412Returns]

With just 2 easy steps i can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls. But wait theres more! With this bat, i can whack you over the head! So order now at 1-800-Ass-Kicking.

[BUENANA77]

@Rsrocks412Returns HAHAHAHA XD

[Rsrocks412Returns]

@BUENANA77 I am hilarious.

[xchaosblazex192]

wow this is hilarious

[Tayloreatsyobabehz]

I love you for posting this xD

[AlphaHawkP]

Gone, but not forgotten ;D

[bklynchicka994]

I fucking love this episode =D

in a way they weren't really making fun of Mj if ppl pay attention. Being that it took forever & a day for micheal to go on the plane shows how long it took for ppl to finally bury him & when he left the world not showing what he wanted was world peace. This is south park tho so of course it's gonna be some crazy shit ;) South Park always has something behind it if ppl really pay attention

[arbsab12]

bbiiillllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy­ mmmmaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy­ssssssssss!!!!!!!

[HirachieOfSociety]

it seems 3 lucky people will get kicked in the balls by billy mays

[dourmatproductions]

i wonder what he trys to sell in heaven....or hell

[pre76dator]

@dourmatproductions or purgatory

[KashiemStreetdude]

@onetailkyuubinaruto

LOL

[starwars1206]

hahahhahaha

[ChrisCa1601]

That Billy Mays, is there anything he can't sell?

[pre76dator]

@ChrisCa1601 he shouldv been the one selling turbo snake

[TheFrenchtoast96]

aha

[SoljaBadGuyBoyTellem]

BUT I'M STILL NOT DONE! CALL RIGHT NOW AND YOU'LL RECIEVE AN ASSKICKING & A SHITBEATING FOR FREE! BUT IT GETS EVEN BETTER!! BILLY MAYS IS SCORING WIT UR MOM!!! LOL >: - ]

[MaximumKOF]

@SoljaBadGuyBoyTellem

*reads last sentence* But call right now, and you'll receive a year's subscription to mark3611, absolutely free!

[babicz]

FUCK LOL

[CloemoonVampireX]

O_O WOW

[Teufelhunden6969]

I pissed myself when I first saw this on TV

[TimothyTran11095]

BUT WAIT! IM DONE YET! IF YOU CALL NOW, NOT ONLY YOU WILL GET A KICK IN THE FUCKING BALLS AND AN ASS KICKING, YOU WILL ALSO GET THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF YOU! *SMILES*

[Davethathug]

BILLY FUCKING MAYS

[TheWMWJ]

4 u 2 people who voted down billy mays is going to kick u in the fucking balls

[TheHarassinators]

@TheWMWJ They are probably his wife and dad. Fucking losers.

[HubbsTheThird]

But wait there's More!

[WainwrightSt]

I'm not done yet! Rant right now and i'll stuff a years supply of Oxi Clean in there too!

[brettsworld99]

hmmm, i think it sounds funnyer if its bleeped

[jose66639]

"with just 2 eazy steps can climb over these sits and kick u right in the f****** balls"

is damn funny man

[TheIraq4life]

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[jose66639]

@TheIraq4life man this right here is hilarius man best ive read ever man

[TheIraq4life]

@jose66639 thank you :)

[TheIraq4life]

when i was 6 tell i was 11 billy mays wasone of my heros :)

[mannymora67]

fucking funny!

[atomichead777]

u don't fuck with billy mays

[olbaid99]

for only 19.95..BUT WAIT!! Call now...

[ravennrichards]

and thats not all. with the price of shipping and handling you get an extra kick in the balls!

[vinvevanneer]

they resurected billy mays so that he could do this voice over

[247porkchop]

@vinvevanneer if you didnt notice, this was an old episode. BIlly Mays died way after this

[vinvevanneer]

@247porkchop sorry im not an american i didnt know i just presumed

[tophat963852741]

@247porkchop not too old its from season 13 episode 8.... billy mays died before this episode

[ChrisCa1601]

This is a limited time offer. Billy Mays is standing by.

[kimimaro9979]

I like the part where says

With just two easy steps i can climb over these seats and kick you in the fucking balls.

[mamanettie]

billy mays yelled really loudly on his commercials

[h8tu45]

omfg lol this was the funniest line in this episode

[JSolls]

God bless south park and its retarded lines

[darkMDR]

can someone link the entire episode on some site i cant find it

[crazyfooInc]

R.I.P Billy! :-D

[xxneverxsurrenderxx]

That couldn't be Billy Mays. He wasn't loud enough! My ear drums are still in tact...

XD Billy Mays: The only man that ever lived who could speak in all capital letters.

[airdanny791]

with just two easy steps i can....hahaha thats why south park is the best

[crazyfreakypunk]

Haha look at the guido right on front of him

[johnqpublic912]

"hilarious quote from video"

[asherman10]

lmfao billy mays ftw

[TheNinjawolf666]

Hahaha lol nice ^_^

[harrypotterfreak272]

Haha i told my friend that and everytime i bring it up we both burst out laughing.

Never gets old!

[joe59788]

But wait there's more! You also get a free ass kicking

[Florafan123]

@joe59788 Just pay extra shipping & handling!

[GhostFighta4]

@joe59788 BUT WAIT...

theres more you also will recieve a dirty sanchez, indian burn, anal seepage, and you turning back into a little boy so michael jackson can rape you. All for the small price of you KEEP RUNING YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!

[Nihlus25]

@GhostFighta4  ALSO torture ur ass wit JUSTIN BEIBER SONGS :O lmao

[mamanettie]

@joe59788 but we're not done yet! if you piss me off again then you can get a free eye gouching!

[AtumGraphics]

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[hank500thecool]

@joe59788 and call now and you can get double the ass kicking

[HaloLvl43Legit]

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[semperfi14733]

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[coolguy67]

yeah i never thought about it before really, but alot of the jokes sound funnier when the curse word(s) are bleeped out. I don't know why.

[IceWalrusProductions]

it sounds funnier when its beeped out

[TwiliticHorizon]

Totally unexpected that he would say that xD

[chickentaco64]

You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking.

[WOMD93]

Lmfao.With just two easy steps, I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls. I almost died the first time i heard that.

[XxXxMetalBoyxXxX]

yeayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[4ThomasAllan]

with just two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls, LOL

[gtaIV7]

hahahhahahahahhaha i was hoping this was the part

[wameed98]

I should buy this

[RealGateGuardian]

This is bad enough without having to constantly hear about your stupid crap Mayz!

[CreepyFreakFilms]

R.I.P. Billy Mays

[AGR11]

That's why Billy Mays is the man!!! R.I.P. Billy

[Mysterbyg]

"That's the power of Billy Mays!

Super strong, super-super strong!"

[NeoGuardian]

@youngginge "With just two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls."

[blackslongmaster]

owned??XD

[Aar0n91]

LMAO! My friends and I use this line on each other all the time.

[AMS116thG]

ahhh... classic :)

[ryhorn100]

I bet Billy Mays himself would've loved this. R.I.P Billy.

[kammy147]

@ryhorn100 too bad he won't be able to watch it... sad

[beepyou105]

hahaha my favorite line of that episode because it wasn't what i expected

[ThatMan0verThere]

I fucking love that line.

[Hacina100]

@RobertsNetworkCom

You know I agree with you here. I thought I was the only one who did'nt like family guy and south park due to incredibly dry humor and terrible jokes. Have to admit though, this is hilarious lol.

[chadfay56]

who else thinks south park is funnier with the beeps where fuck is its just funny idk how haha

[Silme037]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA i love it!!

[merderfreak1]

Wtf? Lol.

[grinnellalarms]

lmfao kick u in the fucking balls

[13itch007]

LOL!! Best South Park line... Ever.

[GoldFire201]

@13itch007 got that right

[kpsmax7]

@13itch007 yes its true..

[shoaibbtt]

it was funnier when it was beeped

[Yougotsblounchsked]

@shoaibbtt WAY funnier

[JeagerEX]

In the ending why they came to hell instead of going to heaven?

[LestatAguir]

Because in South Park, everybody goes to hell when they die except for the mormons...not kidding, it's actually true if you watch the episodes that involve hell.

[scottyfett]

@LestatAguir not in the one where kenny gets a psp rtard