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  • Math is the key to everything!

  • The kid hid his iphone so ballmer wouldnt freak out

  • Kids, stay away from Steve Ballmer, he is a PEDOFILE. Aaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

  • How many copies of Vista were thrown in the bin? That sort of math :-)

  • Mr Ballmer do you like the Linux thingi, is it a pariside? :D :D

  • 0:18 the kids like WTF

  • hi im Balmer and im in second grade... bwahahahah, just kidding.

  • and later on I'll give you a cookie in my truck...

  • too bad all you naysayers don't take as much interest in war criminals as you do in successful cutting edge technologists. Your Jealousy and Greed knows no boundaries.

  • @PokerNovelist

    And I'm not even ashamed for that. Oh, the humanity!

  • Well, I agree with Balmer here. It's an important thing to believe in yourself.

    But what he didn't mention was, if you want to be a big company, you have to steal, lie, cheat your customers and piss on them, and instead of making products that actually work, you need a HUGE marketing dept. to ensure you can sell your bloated software, and since you of course have to break the law from time to time, you also need a lot of lawyers.

    Maybe they removed the question, so he didn't have to answer.

  • @MsPwain

    The same thing people cut out of their cerebrum when polishing their steve jobs bust.

    Being succesful in the world of big companies doesnt have to say that you're an asshole. But you will not be an altruistic saints. The later ones are usually poor.

  • @aselmac Sure enough. Just interesting how often MS is caught with their hands in the cookie jar compared to others. Must be a loooot of money going to bribing judges too from them.

  • This guy is pretty kool

  • What the hell is this crap?!?!

  • DEVELOPERS!

  • WTF this shit scks

  • 0:15 - look... He have tumor

  • buy windows 1.0 TODAY!!!!

  • No, no, you guys are wrong

    at 0:18, the weird face is because he is suppressing a laugh.

    He probably just saw the "monkey dance" video before recording this ad and even if ballmer is talking about math, the kid is only hearing "whoooo! developers! yeah!"

    so he can barely hold it XD

  • 0:17....kid checking out the bald spot

  • @rudispider DERP!

  • @rudispider bald spot? more like bald zone.

  • My dentist who went to Harvard his roommate was Steve's, and he told me that ever night Steve would beat him self up saying " I can't do this math, why did I take the top level math course, why?? His roommate would always say, " you're be fine Steve.. Kinda thought it was cool he shared that with me, and now I shared that with you... : ).

  • *Kid stares at him after all that*..... "What the fuck?"

  • 0:18 really scary! rsrsrsrsrsrs

  • @ 0:18 - scary

  • Steve Ballmer the man who fail to get Windows Xp off the market

  • 4 words. I LOVE LITTLE BOYS.

  • Ballmer: Turtle Wax Head!

  • So... Microsoft is hiring slow people, that explains it all!

  • they forgot the part when he said "and if that dont work, tell your teacher that you need more DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!"

  • In computer world math is usually used to code software (computations, algorythms, games with physics engines.. etc). But Ballmer knows that since MS has problems coding proper software, it's better to use money to just counting money.

  • How do you use math in your job Steve: "Countin that money!"

  • Steve can really relate to having had problems with math, can't he?

  • 2+7=4 that mean hi in microsoft

  • Developers, developers, developers

  • 0:17 Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @gangstabib

    Of course you need some examples, but in IT, the one token by Ballmer is a bit more business-like than an IT-exemple.

    Mayby he could talk about programmation. Juste a little i = 1+ to show some little applications of math in IT. I don't talk about differenciation to a child

  • Yeah !

    "How many copies of something did you sell, what price did you sell it at"

    Ballmer is definitely not a geek but a business man.

  • @DeFliegendeHollander How will you talk to a child, tell him about formulas, differentiation....?????

  • Replace 'math' with 'Mac' xD

  • @CPnieuws WTF?? Thats not even relevant here. Why are all mac users such a smartass?

  • Smartass? I'm not even correcting someone. I was just joking. Don't take everything so serious.

  • "How many copies of something did you sell, what price did you sell it at" (0:22)

    Oh, come on! Software shouldn't be sold, it should be shared. There should be no restrictions, no "legal copies", just software.

    Face it, Microsoft is a failing company, Windows sucks. GNU/LINUX, BALLMER! GNU/LINUX!

  • I'm a mac user - but I agree - software should be free / and ballmer dead

  • @dm1085 O go fuck yourself and suck on ur mac.....U pay $1000 for ur mac and say a PC and software should be free... go fuck urself. U cheap scum.

  • @gangstabib - u r just stupid / I was 6 years a windows user, and I hate windows now, since I discovere the mac, I hate bill gates, steve ballmer and all the other assholes from microsoft / man u should try a mac and than talk, or at least ubuntu / macs very rare crash or have any serious problems / watch the movie THE PIRATES OF SILICON VALLEY and then u will see how ballmer & gates became the persons they are today

  • @dm1085 I have used a mac even thi i do not have a mac. My brother has a mac and i have used it too and it pisses me off cuz of the spining beachball ( everytime in safari. He got the macbook in june). Tho u got a piont i haven't used ubuntu. I regard Gates as a great person even tho i did not like Ballmer. Now I like him mainly cuz he represents Microsoft, a company which i am a fan of. also check the next comment cuz all my comment did not fit in this one

  • listen - I dont consider myself a MAC insane, I just like things that are working, there is so much good hardware ou there, nvidia, intel, amd etc etc etc / if u look inside a mac, u will not find any piece made by apple themself, its all made by other companies => its about the software /

  • people who like to play games will never find a mac or linux usefull, even if there are some games like half life for mac & linux out there / but besides the games, all the other things u can do much better on a mac/linux - these are facts / I installed in the last 6 years 43 times windows xp, I've been on a mac for 6 months now and I never had any problems

  • @dm1085 (This is a follow up comment from the last one) FYI I have watched THE PIRATES OF SILICON VALLEY. I don't care bout that movie and u keep in mind that Steve Jobs stole the mac from theXerox OS. U keep that in mind an talk to me..And again i have used the Mac, I like the looks and thats it.I have been a windows used all my life and I amn't planning on switching to mac sometiome soon or later.I love Win7.I love that I have loads of usb ports,a big harddrive and i love my vga port and esata

  • macs are expensive, thats true / steve jobs did steel from xerox, also true / I am using also ubuntu, but u cant compare it to the mac os x / the big problem at macs is that there are only professional programs, no matter if we talk about photo,video,music etc, so u have to learn these programs, because there are no 1000000 programs like on the win platform / even steve jobs said that xerox could be the biggest hard & software company producer today

  • @ZebaSzp O comeon! Go make yourself an os and share it with everyone else. Microsoft is a Big company that makes windows, with 1000's of staff. If windows was free, How will microsoft pay the staffs and Willl the staffs keep working there if microsoft did not pay them? what will u do if u were the staff?

  • You just don't get it, do you? Millions (if not billions) of programmers work on GNU/Linux. Yet, they don't sell it. People who love software also love sharing it. If you were an artist, wouldn't you want to share your art with the world?

    There are stores and donations for those who want to (and can) support, but the OS is still free. And not just free. It's "libre". Open-source, copyleft, and so forth.

    And, by the way, in my experience, GNU/Linux is far better. Seriously.

  • Steve Ballmer made it to pre-algebra...he is very good with numbers

  • roflmao

    hes now learning multiplication of 1 digit numbers (using a calculator of course)

  • @rightlag Think bout it he's a CEO of the biggest company in the world. And think about urself. Think again are u in a position to slag the CEO of the biggest compay in the world in the field he's best at?

  • With that logic, who are we to criticize our presidents? If they suck, I have the right to say it.

    Ballmer's an idiot, and he knows it. And he loves it.

  • You right :P but that boy looks retarded. maybe thats balmer's son :P 0:18

  • @ahkin2

    He´s looking on Steve like " my gosh god is talking to me !"

  • Poor kid... has to have been hard to listen to this robot going on about his businessist talk for almost a minute.

    Also, try watching the convo without sound. It gives the impression he's rather aggressing or threatening that kid a few times if you don't hear what they're saying (at 0:17 the kid looks like he's scared)

  • 0:19 he doesn't understand shit :P hehe what a strange smile :P I would get it too from Steve Balmer.. crazy but funny guy!

  • Problems with math? That kid obviously needs more DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS.

  • Luckily for the kid Ballmer didn't start jumping up and down, running back and forth screaming his head off like some crazed gorilla!!

  • @salamati7 Muahahauhauhauha top comment!

  • @salamati7 who wants to develope for the windows mobile platform?

  • good/bad - all publicity is good publicity. that's basically what ballman/boldman (the father of baldwins?) is, a giant media magnet.

  • 0:19

    I think the boy got a lollipop for smiling like that. it's SO fake

  • steve ballmer is donkey,he laughed at the first iphone because of its price, after apple announced iphone 3g for 199$, we didn't see him at all,they must ask his opinion about iphone 3g and see what his gonna say

  • 0:00-0:07

    Find the one with anorexia and win a prize!

  • @kang174 wow we got a doctor here!

  • WTF is taht?

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  • it's too bad they dont' teach pythagoran mathematics in school

    cuz really zero doestn' exist, it means nothing, when you have nothing of something, what do you have???? nothing, you're so stupid lol , kidding , you're not stupid, but 0,1 is false , binary code compared to what we could be doing ,is like caveman talk compared to how we talk now

  • bullshit i had to learn pythagorn

  • the 4th looks bolemic

  • Steve Ballmer is gay, right?

  • yea he's a grove member too, go figure eh. lol. not that there's anything wrong with that XD

  • They really shouldn't let him near children, should they???

  • ahaha The kid at 17 seconds looks like Steve is giving him a little sucky sucky

  • so why did he only speak to the white kid?

  • How many copies of something did you sell, how many times you can say "DEVELOPERS" in one sentence...

  • Hahahahaha! Riiiight! ;-)

  • Ballmer got an 800 on math part of the SAT, and graduated magna cum laude with a math/economics degree from Harvard.

  • Ballmer for president!

  • ....of Zimbabwe, because even though he's a disaster on so many levels, he couldn't possibly be as bad as the current peop....uhm, no, scratch that, he could.

  • I just puked after reading this

  • He actually seemed normal in this vid..

  • he's under medication... lol

  • Es cierto... es la primera vez que lo escucho hablando en un nivel normal de voz. Bueno se merece las cinco estrellas.

  • The first time I've heard Steve Ballmer talking at normal volume level!

    Still love the guy though!

  • does he even answer the questions?

  • Then why the hell are you on youtube...on a computer or mobile device?

  • mac os x rules

  • you rule man ! :-)

  • hows this gonna help a young kid learn math? Balmer looks like a pedophile.

  • i really had to laugh hard :)

  • lol - check out the kid leaning back looking at his giant head...u can imagine him going "wtf is this weird mutha talkin bout?"

  • @pdechavez1

    haha he looks like that uncle no one mentions and encourages kids NOT to sit in his lap

  • @pdechavez1 You're a piece of shit

  • @chorleyboy92 Meh, 31 people agree.

  • Does no one use the audio preview feature? I think it should be mandatory, given how no one uses it at all.

  • Very impotent? You mean, like, beyond Cialis impotent, like, Viagra impotent? :D

  • I like apple, but i respect steve balmer. i kinda accualy like him! but i love steve jobs haha

  • Is he saying math or is he saying mac? And why is he saying it in the white room? The white room is mac ad territory. And why is he speaking a word sounding like mac in an environment typically associated with mac.

  • dude you should use Audio Preview thing oftener, realize how stupid do you sound before posting a comment... so santa claus owns red? you can only match those things when they are naturaly related like blood and red...

  • I used to think Balmer was an asswipe, but I do like him. For all his fault he's real game and I bet he's a good dad.

  • "I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod."

    -Steve Ballmer

  • hahahaha

  • i like how it looks like microsofts version of a mac vs pc commercial =)

  • Kid: I use a Mac...

    Ballmer: Blah, blah...excuse me?

    Kid: I said I use a Mac.

    Ballmer: Are you out of your @#$%!&% mind?

    (Ballmer proceeds to do a whole monkeyboy act in anger in front of the boy after hearing this) :P

  • ATTREBUS

  • thats me n the orange shirt lol. hahahab im cool.

  • Steve Ballmer, two chair. Nooo dont approach, kid. Run, run for your life.

  • 1st lesson in life kid, don't take math lessons from a retard . roflmao

  • xD rofl

  • All Steve is saying is not bad. rather important guy for us useing computers and other electronics.so fuck you.

  • steve balmer: child pedophile

  • Oh, and one more thing, why are there only 2 kids with sensible names? Michael and Katherine, ya ok! Wheres Tarquin and Faraqouir? Who would name their kid Cutler? Name him Chris or Brad. American names are so funny. Sorry, its the Scottish breeding, I just find it comical.

  • Why does Ballmer stare at the kid. Christ, if I had a math teacher like that I would want to die. The bit where the kid is looking at Ballmer is spooky, its like something out of Chucky (I want to play). How many copies you sell, what price you sell it at, ok, explain TAX and insurance. Everyone understands maths, its just the way certain things are explained to you that makes it hard. I will at some point mess with this vid, its asking for it so much.

  • Oh man oh man, this video is full of "insert witty jokes here". I can just tell it.

    I mean, just the scene with Ballmer and the kid is disturbing enough. O__o

  • Steve Ballmer-all the charm of a child molester...

  • rofl agreed

  • oh dear...

  • rofl at 00:18 kid is like wtf ballmer's a retard

  • Well in the essence, I think Ballmer did touch on something but, really should have mentioned how much more important math is to computer science and well, you can't have a computer & programming and it's theory without math. Mathematics is a floor ground of all computer science hence why it used to be a Mathematics field.

  • 0:17: Gotta get off the drugs, kid.

  • "Must do interview to fund next purchase...!"

  • I think Ballmer is great entertainment when he does his usual crazy stunts, but I think he said something really good here, and I think he is right. Don't give up!

  • god ballmer is goin all out developers with the kids, you teach them kids why maths is so fuckin important in microsoft terms steve

  • He should try counting all the stars, then he'll know the number of cells his brain lost...

  • I wonder if Ballmer has come up with a formula for why Vista sucks so much yet...

  • i wonder if max and linux lovers have come up with a formula for why vista has sold so many copies

  • I'm sure it involves sheep like you.

  • Macs are gay period. Vista is improving and is not designed for homosexuals so that is a benefit in my book. :D

  • No, Vista isn't designed for homosexuals (WTF?), it's designed for idiots. Thanks for proving my point.

    I also love that you have to add the qualifying statement "Vista is improving" LOL what a joke. You wait for Vista to "improve" while I use a fully functional Linux distro LOL.

    Fucking idiot.

  • what's wrong with being a sheep?

  • Nothing if you like being told what to do and having no mind of your own.

  • That is what I wish life was more like, but I live in a culture where everyone is supposed to be an individual following no one's lead and it is chaos.

  • That's why you're a Windows user.

  • I tried ubuntu and slackware last summar and i thought it was just a rip-off of Unix, Apple and Windows. the KDE and Gnome environments are a copy of Windows and OS-X respectively.

  • Oh yeah, well I think they're all rip-offs of Xerox's OS because they have GUI. So there.

  • besides we all know ballmer could take both steve jobs and richard stallman in a fight at the same time. i don't know about torvalds though, that guy's pretty buff

  • LOL well you have to remember that Ballmer is hardcore nuts so unless Torvalds is trained in dealing with psych patients he could be in trouble.

  • Wow, you're hardcore and a rebel.

  • You're a dipshit. No, seriously.

  • What the fuck? Where's the part where he screams: Algebra! Algebra! Algebra! Algebra! Algebra! Algebra! Algebra! Algebra! Algebra! Algebra!...Algebra! Algebra! Algebra! Algebra!

    ?

  • ye im getting blinded

  • at 0:18, the kid is thinking "Wow (pun intended), his head is soo shiny..."

  • lip service

  • I swear I think his stomach must be screaming out:

    GET EM MAH BELLEH!!!!

  • Look at the kids face at 00:18.

    Ballmer is thinking to himself: "Wow this kid is seriously retarded. I could buy and sell his whole family tree. LOL"

  • Hah, so true

  • They both look seriously retarded

  • Nah Ballmer looks great. Like some kind of billionaire pigeon or something. The kid is retarded though.

  • "I could buy and sell his whole family tree. LOL"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that was a baller statement!

  • We all know what Ballmer is thinking to himself: Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers...

  • Ballmer is the fucking man by the way. LOL.

  • Steve Ballmer uses math to figure out how much money he spends for cocaine. That's great!

  • Don't even go there. Ballmer is more of a man than you'll ever be, you're just jealous.

  • Thanks Ballmer! You have inspired me.

  • Ballmer uses math to figure out how many times he said "Developers" at a conference.

  • "Ballmer uses math to figure out how many times he said "Developers" at a conference."

    LMFAO

  • LOL

    Ballmer is so great because he makes billions but hes so greedy that he doesn't donate anything to charity. LOL.

  • "My name is Michael and I'm in the sixth grade" "And I'm an aggressive, selfish nigger, who will soon be ruining people's lives by mugging, murdering and raping..." What a typical black bastard - full of hate.

  • I wonder how many crimes 'Michael' has committed already?

  • Go take your racist ideals and use them to fuck yourself. You are a useless dirtbag, and if you're trying to be funny, you failed.

  • WTF... that makes no sense... how is he a paedophile for saying Ballmer is fucking a lady? Moron.

  • You have erred. The comments are displayed newest FIRST, so he actually said that Ballmer was a pedophile before the comment regarding the "fucking a lady" was posted. Thus, him being a pedophile was never suggested to be related to the fucking of some lady.

  • Apologies I see the error. Youtube's commenting system is so backwards that sometimes I don't know what comment is what.

  • True enough, but it used to be worse.

  • True.

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