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  • what show is this from?

  • my serious g/f was kind of like that and since then the last 15 years, not once, not more than a week...I don't care wtf the chick looks like, no pussy is worth that hassle.

  • i have no friends anymore because they are pussifed manginas, feeling like the malboro man in these modern times

  • This is hilarious.

  • He's obviously a homosexual.

  • @ByronRoman lol he's married with kids

  • @ByronRoman your gaydar must be broken because he is married with kids...just because some men are pathetic sniveling losers who get beat by women like you, doesnt mean we all are.

  • Should have lit her hair of fire, get her talkin about something else.

  • lol, man, where's the rest of this ?

  • all girls are like that they can hide it at first then they trap you lmao

  • what special is this?

  • @DudeBrahMan This was during the first "Guys Choice" award on Spike.

  • Looks like 12 people have not experienced this or are in denial of the truth lol

  • somehow Im thankful I have an older sister that I think got shat out by satan's asshole and then adopted...Im female bullshit proof

  • cool chuck was there

  • Joe Rules.

    

  • uhh Wtf why is ppl bickering over a joke ? its suppose to be a joke, just chill out and laugh then move on. i sure as hell did just like others O_o

  • Never ever fall victim to the whip of the pussy, it gets harder and harder  to escape after the first lashing take my word for it lol

  • @MadaOOS Maybe you're the pussy.

  • @ilovebelladonna

    Maybe my friend, maybe...?

  • @MadaOOS Haha!

  • thank god man, Im not gonna pretend like I know what she was really like, but trust me if your nothing but decent to an girl and she still treats you like shit, fuck that stupid whore, man you can find a woman who completely respects you and compromises and listens,I know that seems impossible but its true, love and respect someone who loves and respects you back, Im sure you know this by now though my friend. take care. good luck.

  • @GregorHamilton

    thankyou for the honest advise and now fuck off, a lesson in life for you, since you took time out to advise us, i too advise you not to advise people and think they will appreciate, mr nice guy fuck you.

  • @IMnotSAS I wasn't advising you dumbass, I'm not an expert on relatinonships where dudes fuck eachother up the ass like you seem to be, you obviously read my advise and you know it's true, although you probably like to be treated like shit in a relationship, or should I say smeared with shit you fucking cocksucking faggot, your mother's a whore and I hope she dies of cancer of the eyes ya fuckin finook

  • @GregorHamilton

    Firstly, you dont know my mom, but i know yours, shes the whore i fucked for 1 dollar, plus you wishes of cancer wont come true because you are an evil, ignorant son of a bitch who will go to hell.

    now fuck off, because i dont respect your opinions you non human.

  • where can i see the whole show? i got spike tv but cant find it

  • The guy behind the camera is pussywhipped.

  • My last girlfriend had some classic quotes like :

    "My girlfriend's boyfriend bought her a Schwarzski necklace, what about you ?"

    So, I go to buy the one she points out, and as soon as the saleslady appears, its, "I like this one" and points to something double the price.

    She wanted to upset me once, so she says : "Where's the nearest nightclub, I'm going to find a man richer and more handsome than you !".

    I mean who upsets other people on purpose to prove they can ?

  • @whatzupa either your making that up, or your completely pussy whipped..either way you lost your dignity a long time ago.

  • @GregorHamilton Nah, I dumped her in the end, it was unworkable.

    She said that.

  • Everything after 1:01 sucked.

  • you should NEVER try to mix your friends and your girlfriend and her friends. ughhh experience talking.

  • what was this off of ?

  • lol,i have been married 10 years and i still have to ass kiss to get some,and if i want a blow job ,shit i gotta be on my best behavior for at least 2 days straight.

  • we all hate women we just cant live without em trust me I am scared of only one thing in my life....one gina syndrome...

  • i pretend to be different so youll let me fuck you and you dont yell at me lol

  • lol he doesn't hate women because he makes fun of them. Fact is, a lot of women are over-emotional beings who don't know how to properly address a situation without starting an argument. They want to say whatever they want to you, but you have to walk on eggshells with them. Fact is, most guys just want some pussy so therefore we are "assholes" as women put it. It's a vicious cycle.

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  • HAHAHAHAHA! he should use that voice while commentating on the UFC :p

  • The Iceman.

  • Pick up a nice girl at a bar ..... that's funny.

  • Joe Rogan is funny

  • :O The Ice Man laughs???

  • Who would of thought, right? LOL

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  • @sbr76 he can be friendly sometimes Ive seen it Id love to meet him and Joe

  • Well, maybe you just don't like this bit. Have you ever watched any of his other stuff? Joe is pretty funny.

  • What a retard you are....

  • you must have downs syndrome if you like that moron

  • what a stupid thing to say.....

  • Oh yes, I have downs syndrome. Thanks buddy, that explains it all...

  • Joe Rogan is awesome

  • hes right women are fucking retarded

  • Nice. Is the torrent of this whole show somewhere online?

  • haha i saw chucky

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  • he is a comedian they are supposed to be good at doing impressions. dumb fuck

  • shitty commentary from the video maker

  • Ya the things we gotta do just for some pussy samples now and then.

    We get married in hopes of a consistent steady supply but it is always the same. Just random samples.

  • Sorry, bro. It gets worse after marriage. The random samples of wives continue for other men, maybe...

  • That's what I meant. The sex is not steady. Married guys get just the odd sample here and there, when the woman feels like it.

  • Get a rubber cunt ?

  • Sorry, I read your post again, now I get what you are saying. Yah the wives dish it out to other dudes other than the husband.

  • Who said I'm married fucktard? I'm not that stupid. fuck you too

  • hes not married dumb fuck

  • Yea, and that is why nice guys always gets laid... Oh wait they don't.

  • if I had a nice guy he damn sure would

  • They do

  • You know what, bro? I pride myself on being a good guy with morals and I have never had a problem picking up a nice girl at a bar or where ever.

  • Joe Rogan is a straight shootin bad ass

  • yeah, that about sums it up.

  • he hates women

    we all do

    fuck you stupid bitches

    w just need a live fuckhole

    fucking watermelons or some shit just doesnt work

    we tried it believe me

    anything to avoid your stupid bullshit

  • fuck geniouss

  • valid point.women have far to much power right?and y..ther fucking useless..well gd 2 fuck but what els?oh yeah...cleaning =]

  • This is why I think prostitution should be legal. If you could visit regulated, clean prostitutes regularly, you wouldn't be backed up when you met potential girlfriends. You would be able to make rational decisions about them based on who they are in addition to how hot they are. Right now, you guys get so backed up you put up with any hot cunt's bullshit just to clear out the pipes. Then you get angry with me and I haven't done jack shit. Legal prostitution would solve this.

  • Wise words. Controversial of FUCK, but wise words, bro.

  • Prostitutes are the most honest women there are. They are upfront about renting out their vaginas.

  • I love you man.

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  • she probably skipped out on the pill.

    Iceman!!

  • Did someone shit in your head ?

  • @getherintobednow Yea why the hell did od put the heavenly pussy on the most obnoxious fucking creature on the planet. He could have putted it on beer or so.

  • he maid such a good point at the end! Ha Ha.

  • I used to worship women until I started dating one who I cared so much about.

  • Whatever yo there's no ying w/o yang & vice versa

  • i love to c chuck smile

  • joe rogan for prez!!!!

  • "I pretend to be different so you will let me fuck you and you won't yell at me" FUCKING CLASSIC I am liking your comedy better every time I find a new clip man.

  • chuck laff

  • I knew nothing about men before I started watching Joe Rogan. Now I know... now I know.

  • we already know about you

    Joe's letting YOU know haha

  • he has an arm like a T-Rex.

  • hahahaha so true!

  • Lidell got the fuck knocked out!

  • he sure did ha ha

  • you're a chump, you like carlos over rogan? you lamer

  • Every men in the country need to listen to Tom Leykis.

  • And learn pickup.

  • omg

    amen I say to you

    amen

    LEYKIS FOR LIFE

  • Rogan is fucking hillarious

  • fuck ya he is. and real as can be.

  • Denial is the first symptom of being female.

  • rofl

  • @dustmundo haha thats hilarious

  • he can back up all the hit be talks too.

  • Because your mind is in the gutter.

    Question, what percentage is 400,000 convicted child sexual predators in 300 million people?

    .001333333333333333333333333%.

    Get real. Horrific crime, not many of them, thank goodness!

    There is a bogey man in your closet. No really, there is!

    So why don't you apologize for attempting to smear another man!!!!

  • Well, stop freaking out the ladies man! In my city there are 23 that live near me! In a city of 1.5 million! Please put things in perspective.

    Not only that, I have a list of hundreds of women who have had SEX with their students! Just remember there are bad guys in both genders.

    There is a smear campaign going on against men and fathers in this country, that will end now!

  • there is a smear campaign against men.....I would agree. I have a family memeber who had two 16 year old girls tag team him on his 18 birthday........Because one of the mothers heard the girls bragging about it and the age 16 is still conseidered a minor in Ohio. My cousin spent about three years in the pin. That being said just listen to Joe if you really listen he is creepy......

  • 3 years in the pen. Isn't that interesting. Mary Winkler can kill her husband in cold blood, get out on probation, and even get the kids! What message are we sending women?

  • it's creepy because it's the truth.

  • insecure people love to hate.

  • Dear haters, please go somewhere else and complain so I can watch Joe Rogan do his awsome routine in peace. Nobody here cares whether or not you like him.

  • Joe is at it again. Yet ANOTHER unfunny angry bit. He acts like a different guy around his friends than he does when he's with his girl and SHE has a problem? Multiple personalities is mental illness Joe. Get help.

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  • @MFBueno63

    Guys like you and Rogan make me laugh. Both of you are not man enough to be yourselves around women and you blame them for it. Stop being cowards, develop some self-respect and confidence so you can say what you mean rather than what you think will get you laid. Only losers have to "act" to have sexual intercourse.

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  • @devilock68

    ahahaha someone over here is pussywhipped. Either that or you are secretly a woman.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    I'm sorry if I don't prefer guys like you do. It's okay if your gay, but you shouldn't hate women.

  • @devilock68

    I prefer women in bed, but I rather hang out with guy friends and rock some shit. Sorry if I wasn't that weird kid in high school who only had girl friends that he didn't sleep with and all the guys thought he was a little bitch .... haha

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Careful now, you just wrote that you prefer women in bed. Now the word prefer means, "like better." In other words, you wouldn't mind being with a man in bed. You also wrote that you like to "rock some shit" with the guys, perhaps a reference to the Hershey highway. You need to take a real look at yourself, the source of your anger towards women is obviously your attraction to men.

  • @devilock68

    ahaha only a fudgepacker would get that from a harmless and straightforward comment. And let me fill you in on some knowledge, anger toward women is behavior heterosexual. Homosexuals have no reason to feel animosity toward women because they don't care about them enough to even be made to feel those strong emotions. Which leads me to believe that your complete indifference to the bullshit women pull makes you a homo since you have no real interest in them..... booyah ...

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Hilarious. Your favorite thing to do is watching men roll around on the floor grappling with each other, but you're not gay? Look, I'm not going to force you out of the closet, but you need to realize that your anger towards women isn't heterosexual in any sense, it actually stems from your inability to be sexually satisfied by them. Rather than complain that women pull bullshit because you give them the creeps, find yourself a boyfriend and get on with your life.

  • @devilock68

    It's one of my favorite sports yes. But wait till you're in a fight and a grappler gets you in a motherfucking armbar or submission choke, we'll see how "gay" you feel as your arm snaps or you feel life being choked out you. Men fight bro, it's in our nature. Now pussies like you don't fight because your resolve isn't strong enough to take a beating over. My inability to satisfy certain women comes from being a selfish lover, my orgasm is my number one concern, her's comes second.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Sorry, but I don't let men get that close to me in a fight. I always keep my opponent at arms length, so I've never been choked or put in an arm bar. Real street fighting is nothing like MMA. In the street, your opponent wants to kill you, not win a title, and that's the big difference. Also, women have orgasms so easily so I don't know why you are having trouble. Even the most selfish lover can give a woman an orgasm or two long before he has his own.

  • @devilock68

    Arms length? kill you? that just let me know how little you know about fighting. You're not fucking Anderson Silva and we are not fucking dogs. People have this thing called a conscience, so they rarely want to "kill" you. And a 1v1 street fight is exactly like an MMA fight, except that it's sloppier, less focused, and less controlled. If you have ever been in a serious fight, you'll notice that most end on the ground and that's where you get owned.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Your belief that all people have a conscience and are incapable of murder is naive. I've been in street fights where people have been stabbed, stomped, hit with bats, pipes, rocks, you name it. Even when only fists are used in a street fight, there is no referee to prevent someone from possibly suffering brain damage. There is obviously no comparison that can be made between a street fight and MMA. Case closed.

  • @devilock68

    motherfucker, I'm talking about a regular altercation, not a fucking scene from gangs of new york, in those scenarios I know a gun is the best defense, I'm not fucking stupid.

    And how do you prevent a man from beating you over the head barefisted until you get brain damage? by taking them down and dominating them with a submission, that's how. NOW this case is closed.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Ridiculous. You've just contradicted yourself. If a man was to get another man in a submission hold in a street fight and start beating his brains in, there is no referee to stop him from killing the guy. Now do you finally get it? MMA is nothing like a street fight. Case closed again.

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  • @devilock68

    Let's reopen this case for a simpleton like you. There is NO NEED to beat someone's brain in after submitting them, the fight is over. Anyone who can properly use a submission during a fight is calm, level headed, and has discipline. Really? a kick to the head, a knee to the face, a choke hold, a knee to the stomach, a left hook to the face or liver, those don't help you out in street fights? wtf is a street fight then, fucking scratching and biting? I knew you had pussy ahahaha

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Absurd as usual, in your naive mind every street fight ends with a submission because there is a rule book that all people follow? You have been watching way too much MMA. By the way, how's the weather on your planet today?

  • @devilock68

    And you're unable to comprehend as usual, when in God's green earth did I say all fights end by submission? are you just unable to carry a coherent conversation? Well on the planet I live on along with the rest of humanity, the weather differs from region to region.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Unbelievable. Do you even read your own posts? You said, "Anyone who can properly use a submission during a fight is calm, level headed, and has discipline." In other words, anyone who uses a submission on another person in a street fight would calm down, follow MMA rules, and consider the fight over. Nothing could be further from the truth. There are people who would take the opportunity to inflict even more damage on their opponent after a submission in a street fight.

  • @devilock68

    Are you stupid or some shit? use your critical thinking skills. A submission ends a fight, not because a a referee would step in, but because there are one of two outcomes, a broken limb or going unconscious. And I said that they are calm and level headed in order to imply that a person like that wouldn't take the opportunity to further hurt someone after the submission has done it's job. Must I spell everything out for you?

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    It's time for a reality check. In September, twenty five year old Rodolfo Arregiun, was found beaten to death in the 400 block of Destrehan Avenue in Harvey, La. Santos Rivas, 23, is wanted for the murder of Arregiun who was beaten severely, even after he had fallen to the ground. Oh no, it looks like MMA rules were not followed and there was no referee to stop the fight. Like I said, there is no comparison between MMA and a street fight. Do you finally understand?

  • @devilock68

    What the fuck is wrong with you? Are just unable to understand what I'm telling you? Did I ever fucking say that street fights follow MMA rules? are you deliberately choosing not to pay attention or are you just that stupid? I kind of feel bad arguing with someone who seems to be suffering from a mental handicap.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    You wrote, and I quote, "People have this thing called a conscience, so they rarely want to "kill" you. And a 1v1 street fight is exactly like an MMA fight, except that it's sloppier, less focused, and less controlled." The beating death of Rodolfo Arregiun after he was on the ground proves you wrong, plain and simple. You are obviously mentally handicapped because you consistently contradict what you have written in previous posts.

  • @devilock68

    Really? a few anomalies of people loosing their minds and committing barehanded manslaughter proves me wrong? compare the percentage of regular street fights that end in death to the percentage that don't and you'll realize what a weak and retarded fucking argument you're making. And like I said earlier "less controlled", that's what happens when people can't control themselves or have a personal motive to kill someone.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Hilarious. Again, you wrote, "a 1v1 street fight is exactly like an MMA fight." I have proven your statement wrong, and now you want to talk percentages. Listen, you shouldn't make such absolute statements that can easily be proven wrong. Consider your conversation with me a lesson learned and go on with your life.

  • @devilock68

    I love how you take what I write out of context and omit whatever parts don't help your argument, to bad the entire conversation is on the record, that shit won't work on here. Yes, a very valuable lesson learned, I can't talk sense into a retard.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Absurd. Your beliefs were proven false based on statements you made during the argument and now you want to claim they were taken out of context. But you're right, the conversation is on the record, and anyone reading it can clearly see you were wrong.

  • @devilock68

    "Absurd. Your beliefs were proven false based on your statements" ahaha wow homie now you're trying WAY to hard to sound sophisticated, we're talking about fighting, not religion or ethics buddy, take it down a notch haha

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Wow, I never considered the word absurd to be sophisticated. Sorry for making you break out the dictionary.

  • @devilock68

    (continuation)

    "Women have orgasms so easily" ahahaha wow bro, you're easier to read than a book. Either you can only get with inexperienced high school girls or sorry to tell you, but you've been had! all the women whom you've given an "orgasm" to must been laughing at how easy it was to fake it with you.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Funny as usual. Once I've had sex with a woman they keep coming back for more. So the idea that they keep coming back to fake orgasms with me is absurd. There is no need for you to be jealous of me. If you listen and learn, you may become a real man like me some day. There's always hope.

  • @devilock68

    Ahaha like I'm gonna believe the words of some pussywhipped sub-male. But let's say that I did believe you, if the woman comes back, then it's because she's getting something else out of the relationship that doesn't involve sex, are you wealthy? is she that fucking ugly that you're the best she can do? think about the circumstances ... calling me naive.. shit.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Thank you for another good laugh. You are obviously a sub-male because you cannot possibly fathom how a man can get a beautiful woman without giving her money. In your mind there has to be a catch, because you yourself are incapable of doing it. My advice to you is to build some confidence in yourself. If you weren't naive and had experience with women, you would have learned that a confident man gets the woman he wants.

  • @devilock68

    Ahaha don't confuse confidence with stupidity. Confidence works sometimes and will get you a few dates, but just that isn't enough to keep the girl around. Fucking momma's boy haha

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Oh really? So how often have you paid for female companionship. I know I never have.

  • @devilock68

    Paid a female for companionship? I'm aI 20 year old healthy male, I'll leave that for when I can't get it the regular way anymore. 

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Apparently you can't get it the regular way right now, so you might as well start paying for it.

  • @devilock68

    Oh believe me I can get it, I'm cute as fuck.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Sure you can. That's why you are angry and frustrated with women.

  • @devilock68

    I'm frustrated at their attitudes, not their bodies.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    I'm sure women are "thrilled" with your attitude.

  • @devilock68

    wtf? are you assuming AGAIN that i tell women everything I'm thinking? that's probably what your pathetic ass does, but not me. There's this thing called "game" which I often utilize.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    What you wrote makes no sense. If you had any game, you would have the confidence to tell a woman whatever you're thinking. You wouldn't be afraid to say what's on your mind.

  • @devilock68

    Oh lord you are a woman, what kind of male tells a woman exactly what's on his mind? how fucking old are you kid? like 14? Even I had a little more sense than that at that age.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    A real man tells a woman exactly what's on his mind. A coward doesn't have the guts to do that.

  • @devilock68

    Yes and little green elves reward you with a pot of gold. Grow up motherfucker, real men know how to deal with women and telling them exactly what's on your mind (unless you've been married for like 40 years) isn't the way, due to the fact that they're way of seeing the world is pretty different from ours. It's a biological imperative son, can't fight nature. But keep in thinking that way, so that no woman will ever want to reproduce with you and your kind will die out lol

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Here something that you can do that I think would be beneficial to your understanding of women. Find several women you know and ask them if they prefer a guy who acts the same with them as he does with his friends or a guy who acts differently. Then ask them if they prefer a man who says what is on his mind rather than an "actor" who is afraid to be himself. Their answers will surprise you, and you will learn that women aren't as different from us as you think.

  • @devilock68

    ahaha woooahhh you've out done yourself with that one, your naivety never ceases to amaze me. Of course they're gonna say that and of course your dumbass is gonna take their word for it. If you knew anything about young women it's that what they claim they want in a man and what actually attracts them to a man are two completely different things. Absurd is a simple word, I was talking about your form of syntax, though I'm not surprised that you didn't understand what I meant again.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    Ridiculous as usual. So according to you, all men and women prefer to be "actors" rather than themselves, and are never honest with each other about what they want from a relationship. Your perception of reality is quite warped. It also reveals that you are a sociopath, and as such, you believe everyone else is a sociopath as well. The truth is, sane people do not exhibit the self-serving manipulative behaviors you consider "normal." Seek psychiatric care.

  • @devilock68

    Nobody prefers to be an actor, but that's really the only way that men and women can be together for long periods of time. Most mammals aren't meant to be monogamous, humans are no exception. So sometimes our conditioning to have only one partner for life interferes with our original nature and vice versa. Of course there's always the anomaly in which a man and women can be completely honest and still get along. I'm no sociopath, I just accept reality when it comes to relationships

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE

    There are aspects of human nature that are in conflict with modern civilization. The drive to have more than one partner is one of them because the need to reproduce as much as possible for the sake of survival no longer exists. A relationship in which a man and woman can be completely honest with each other is not an anomaly, but rather the only viable alternative given the conditions of our civilization. "Acting" will only lead to meaningless, unfulfilling relationships.

  • @devilock68

    I completely agree with that, but take into account our time line. We are a relatively infant species, that original drive isn't going to dissipate any time soon, it'll take many more generations for it to becomes obsolete. I see relationships for what they are, not what I would wish them to be.

  • @MMAenthusiastUHHE i agree with devilock68's comments. I'm young, married, and a woman. My husband and I couldn't be happier. I believe the only way it's stayed so is due to our honesty with each other, and the fact that we were (and are) friends first. It's a solid friendship, with sexual attraction... not complicated, we even have all the same friends. I don't know what dogma you've been fed, but if you're not yourself, you'll never find someone who you can just relax and have fun with.