my serious g/f was kind of like that and since then the last 15 years, not once, not more than a week...I don't care wtf the chick looks like, no pussy is worth that hassle.
@ByronRoman your gaydar must be broken because he is married with kids...just because some men are pathetic sniveling losers who get beat by women like you, doesnt mean we all are.
thank god man, Im not gonna pretend like I know what she was really like, but trust me if your nothing but decent to an girl and she still treats you like shit, fuck that stupid whore, man you can find a woman who completely respects you and compromises and listens,I know that seems impossible but its true, love and respect someone who loves and respects you back, Im sure you know this by now though my friend. take care. good luck.
thankyou for the honest advise and now fuck off, a lesson in life for you, since you took time out to advise us, i too advise you not to advise people and think they will appreciate, mr nice guy fuck you.
@IMnotSAS I wasn't advising you dumbass, I'm not an expert on relatinonships where dudes fuck eachother up the ass like you seem to be, you obviously read my advise and you know it's true, although you probably like to be treated like shit in a relationship, or should I say smeared with shit you fucking cocksucking faggot, your mother's a whore and I hope she dies of cancer of the eyes ya fuckin finook
Firstly, you dont know my mom, but i know yours, shes the whore i fucked for 1 dollar, plus you wishes of cancer wont come true because you are an evil, ignorant son of a bitch who will go to hell.
now fuck off, because i dont respect your opinions you non human.
lol,i have been married 10 years and i still have to ass kiss to get some,and if i want a blow job ,shit i gotta be on my best behavior for at least 2 days straight.
lol he doesn't hate women because he makes fun of them. Fact is, a lot of women are over-emotional beings who don't know how to properly address a situation without starting an argument. They want to say whatever they want to you, but you have to walk on eggshells with them. Fact is, most guys just want some pussy so therefore we are "assholes" as women put it. It's a vicious cycle.
This is why I think prostitution should be legal. If you could visit regulated, clean prostitutes regularly, you wouldn't be backed up when you met potential girlfriends. You would be able to make rational decisions about them based on who they are in addition to how hot they are. Right now, you guys get so backed up you put up with any hot cunt's bullshit just to clear out the pipes. Then you get angry with me and I haven't done jack shit. Legal prostitution would solve this.
@getherintobednow Yea why the hell did od put the heavenly pussy on the most obnoxious fucking creature on the planet. He could have putted it on beer or so.
"I pretend to be different so you will let me fuck you and you won't yell at me" FUCKING CLASSIC I am liking your comedy better every time I find a new clip man.
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When you put a percentage on it, it doesn't seem like very many, but have a little fun try watchdog.c0m and see how many of that percent live in you city and neighborhood. If you have watched the way Joe acts toward young women on the man show and fear factor, you would realize my comment wasn't very far off base.
there is a smear campaign against men.....I would agree. I have a family memeber who had two 16 year old girls tag team him on his 18 birthday........Because one of the mothers heard the girls bragging about it and the age 16 is still conseidered a minor in Ohio. My cousin spent about three years in the pin. That being said just listen to Joe if you really listen he is creepy......
3 years in the pen. Isn't that interesting. Mary Winkler can kill her husband in cold blood, get out on probation, and even get the kids! What message are we sending women?
Dear haters, please go somewhere else and complain so I can watch Joe Rogan do his awsome routine in peace. Nobody here cares whether or not you like him.
Joe is at it again. Yet ANOTHER unfunny angry bit. He acts like a different guy around his friends than he does when he's with his girl and SHE has a problem? Multiple personalities is mental illness Joe. Get help.
Guys like you and Rogan make me laugh. Both of you are not man enough to be yourselves around women and you blame them for it. Stop being cowards, develop some self-respect and confidence so you can say what you mean rather than what you think will get you laid. Only losers have to "act" to have sexual intercourse.
I prefer women in bed, but I rather hang out with guy friends and rock some shit. Sorry if I wasn't that weird kid in high school who only had girl friends that he didn't sleep with and all the guys thought he was a little bitch .... haha
Careful now, you just wrote that you prefer women in bed. Now the word prefer means, "like better." In other words, you wouldn't mind being with a man in bed. You also wrote that you like to "rock some shit" with the guys, perhaps a reference to the Hershey highway. You need to take a real look at yourself, the source of your anger towards women is obviously your attraction to men.
ahaha only a fudgepacker would get that from a harmless and straightforward comment. And let me fill you in on some knowledge, anger toward women is behavior heterosexual. Homosexuals have no reason to feel animosity toward women because they don't care about them enough to even be made to feel those strong emotions. Which leads me to believe that your complete indifference to the bullshit women pull makes you a homo since you have no real interest in them..... booyah ...
Hilarious. Your favorite thing to do is watching men roll around on the floor grappling with each other, but you're not gay? Look, I'm not going to force you out of the closet, but you need to realize that your anger towards women isn't heterosexual in any sense, it actually stems from your inability to be sexually satisfied by them. Rather than complain that women pull bullshit because you give them the creeps, find yourself a boyfriend and get on with your life.
It's one of my favorite sports yes. But wait till you're in a fight and a grappler gets you in a motherfucking armbar or submission choke, we'll see how "gay" you feel as your arm snaps or you feel life being choked out you. Men fight bro, it's in our nature. Now pussies like you don't fight because your resolve isn't strong enough to take a beating over. My inability to satisfy certain women comes from being a selfish lover, my orgasm is my number one concern, her's comes second.
Sorry, but I don't let men get that close to me in a fight. I always keep my opponent at arms length, so I've never been choked or put in an arm bar. Real street fighting is nothing like MMA. In the street, your opponent wants to kill you, not win a title, and that's the big difference. Also, women have orgasms so easily so I don't know why you are having trouble. Even the most selfish lover can give a woman an orgasm or two long before he has his own.
Arms length? kill you? that just let me know how little you know about fighting. You're not fucking Anderson Silva and we are not fucking dogs. People have this thing called a conscience, so they rarely want to "kill" you. And a 1v1 street fight is exactly like an MMA fight, except that it's sloppier, less focused, and less controlled. If you have ever been in a serious fight, you'll notice that most end on the ground and that's where you get owned.
Your belief that all people have a conscience and are incapable of murder is naive. I've been in street fights where people have been stabbed, stomped, hit with bats, pipes, rocks, you name it. Even when only fists are used in a street fight, there is no referee to prevent someone from possibly suffering brain damage. There is obviously no comparison that can be made between a street fight and MMA. Case closed.
motherfucker, I'm talking about a regular altercation, not a fucking scene from gangs of new york, in those scenarios I know a gun is the best defense, I'm not fucking stupid.
And how do you prevent a man from beating you over the head barefisted until you get brain damage? by taking them down and dominating them with a submission, that's how. NOW this case is closed.
Ridiculous. You've just contradicted yourself. If a man was to get another man in a submission hold in a street fight and start beating his brains in, there is no referee to stop him from killing the guy. Now do you finally get it? MMA is nothing like a street fight. Case closed again.
Let's reopen this case for a simpleton like you. There is NO NEED to beat someone's brain in after submitting them, the fight is over. Anyone who can properly use a submission during a fight is calm, level headed, and has discipline. Really? a kick to the head, a knee to the face, a choke hold, a knee to the stomach, a left hook to the face or liver, those don't help you out in street fights? wtf is a street fight then, fucking scratching and biting? I knew you had pussy ahahaha
Absurd as usual, in your naive mind every street fight ends with a submission because there is a rule book that all people follow? You have been watching way too much MMA. By the way, how's the weather on your planet today?
And you're unable to comprehend as usual, when in God's green earth did I say all fights end by submission? are you just unable to carry a coherent conversation? Well on the planet I live on along with the rest of humanity, the weather differs from region to region.
Unbelievable. Do you even read your own posts? You said, "Anyone who can properly use a submission during a fight is calm, level headed, and has discipline." In other words, anyone who uses a submission on another person in a street fight would calm down, follow MMA rules, and consider the fight over. Nothing could be further from the truth. There are people who would take the opportunity to inflict even more damage on their opponent after a submission in a street fight.
Are you stupid or some shit? use your critical thinking skills. A submission ends a fight, not because a a referee would step in, but because there are one of two outcomes, a broken limb or going unconscious. And I said that they are calm and level headed in order to imply that a person like that wouldn't take the opportunity to further hurt someone after the submission has done it's job. Must I spell everything out for you?
It's time for a reality check. In September, twenty five year old Rodolfo Arregiun, was found beaten to death in the 400 block of Destrehan Avenue in Harvey, La. Santos Rivas, 23, is wanted for the murder of Arregiun who was beaten severely, even after he had fallen to the ground. Oh no, it looks like MMA rules were not followed and there was no referee to stop the fight. Like I said, there is no comparison between MMA and a street fight. Do you finally understand?
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are just unable to understand what I'm telling you? Did I ever fucking say that street fights follow MMA rules? are you deliberately choosing not to pay attention or are you just that stupid? I kind of feel bad arguing with someone who seems to be suffering from a mental handicap.
You wrote, and I quote, "People have this thing called a conscience, so they rarely want to "kill" you. And a 1v1 street fight is exactly like an MMA fight, except that it's sloppier, less focused, and less controlled." The beating death of Rodolfo Arregiun after he was on the ground proves you wrong, plain and simple. You are obviously mentally handicapped because you consistently contradict what you have written in previous posts.
Really? a few anomalies of people loosing their minds and committing barehanded manslaughter proves me wrong? compare the percentage of regular street fights that end in death to the percentage that don't and you'll realize what a weak and retarded fucking argument you're making. And like I said earlier "less controlled", that's what happens when people can't control themselves or have a personal motive to kill someone.
Hilarious. Again, you wrote, "a 1v1 street fight is exactly like an MMA fight." I have proven your statement wrong, and now you want to talk percentages. Listen, you shouldn't make such absolute statements that can easily be proven wrong. Consider your conversation with me a lesson learned and go on with your life.
I love how you take what I write out of context and omit whatever parts don't help your argument, to bad the entire conversation is on the record, that shit won't work on here. Yes, a very valuable lesson learned, I can't talk sense into a retard.
Absurd. Your beliefs were proven false based on statements you made during the argument and now you want to claim they were taken out of context. But you're right, the conversation is on the record, and anyone reading it can clearly see you were wrong.
"Absurd. Your beliefs were proven false based on your statements" ahaha wow homie now you're trying WAY to hard to sound sophisticated, we're talking about fighting, not religion or ethics buddy, take it down a notch haha
"Women have orgasms so easily" ahahaha wow bro, you're easier to read than a book. Either you can only get with inexperienced high school girls or sorry to tell you, but you've been had! all the women whom you've given an "orgasm" to must been laughing at how easy it was to fake it with you.
Funny as usual. Once I've had sex with a woman they keep coming back for more. So the idea that they keep coming back to fake orgasms with me is absurd. There is no need for you to be jealous of me. If you listen and learn, you may become a real man like me some day. There's always hope.
Ahaha like I'm gonna believe the words of some pussywhipped sub-male. But let's say that I did believe you, if the woman comes back, then it's because she's getting something else out of the relationship that doesn't involve sex, are you wealthy? is she that fucking ugly that you're the best she can do? think about the circumstances ... calling me naive.. shit.
Thank you for another good laugh. You are obviously a sub-male because you cannot possibly fathom how a man can get a beautiful woman without giving her money. In your mind there has to be a catch, because you yourself are incapable of doing it. My advice to you is to build some confidence in yourself. If you weren't naive and had experience with women, you would have learned that a confident man gets the woman he wants.
Ahaha don't confuse confidence with stupidity. Confidence works sometimes and will get you a few dates, but just that isn't enough to keep the girl around. Fucking momma's boy haha
wtf? are you assuming AGAIN that i tell women everything I'm thinking? that's probably what your pathetic ass does, but not me. There's this thing called "game" which I often utilize.
What you wrote makes no sense. If you had any game, you would have the confidence to tell a woman whatever you're thinking. You wouldn't be afraid to say what's on your mind.
Oh lord you are a woman, what kind of male tells a woman exactly what's on his mind? how fucking old are you kid? like 14? Even I had a little more sense than that at that age.
Yes and little green elves reward you with a pot of gold. Grow up motherfucker, real men know how to deal with women and telling them exactly what's on your mind (unless you've been married for like 40 years) isn't the way, due to the fact that they're way of seeing the world is pretty different from ours. It's a biological imperative son, can't fight nature. But keep in thinking that way, so that no woman will ever want to reproduce with you and your kind will die out lol
Here something that you can do that I think would be beneficial to your understanding of women. Find several women you know and ask them if they prefer a guy who acts the same with them as he does with his friends or a guy who acts differently. Then ask them if they prefer a man who says what is on his mind rather than an "actor" who is afraid to be himself. Their answers will surprise you, and you will learn that women aren't as different from us as you think.
ahaha woooahhh you've out done yourself with that one, your naivety never ceases to amaze me. Of course they're gonna say that and of course your dumbass is gonna take their word for it. If you knew anything about young women it's that what they claim they want in a man and what actually attracts them to a man are two completely different things. Absurd is a simple word, I was talking about your form of syntax, though I'm not surprised that you didn't understand what I meant again.
Ridiculous as usual. So according to you, all men and women prefer to be "actors" rather than themselves, and are never honest with each other about what they want from a relationship. Your perception of reality is quite warped. It also reveals that you are a sociopath, and as such, you believe everyone else is a sociopath as well. The truth is, sane people do not exhibit the self-serving manipulative behaviors you consider "normal." Seek psychiatric care.
Nobody prefers to be an actor, but that's really the only way that men and women can be together for long periods of time. Most mammals aren't meant to be monogamous, humans are no exception. So sometimes our conditioning to have only one partner for life interferes with our original nature and vice versa. Of course there's always the anomaly in which a man and women can be completely honest and still get along. I'm no sociopath, I just accept reality when it comes to relationships
There are aspects of human nature that are in conflict with modern civilization. The drive to have more than one partner is one of them because the need to reproduce as much as possible for the sake of survival no longer exists. A relationship in which a man and woman can be completely honest with each other is not an anomaly, but rather the only viable alternative given the conditions of our civilization. "Acting" will only lead to meaningless, unfulfilling relationships.
I completely agree with that, but take into account our time line. We are a relatively infant species, that original drive isn't going to dissipate any time soon, it'll take many more generations for it to becomes obsolete. I see relationships for what they are, not what I would wish them to be.
@MMAenthusiastUHHE i agree with devilock68's comments. I'm young, married, and a woman. My husband and I couldn't be happier. I believe the only way it's stayed so is due to our honesty with each other, and the fact that we were (and are) friends first. It's a solid friendship, with sexual attraction... not complicated, we even have all the same friends. I don't know what dogma you've been fed, but if you're not yourself, you'll never find someone who you can just relax and have fun with.
what show is this from?
CescoPisicoli 6 days ago
my serious g/f was kind of like that and since then the last 15 years, not once, not more than a week...I don't care wtf the chick looks like, no pussy is worth that hassle.
Turbo05Dodge 1 week ago
i have no friends anymore because they are pussifed manginas, feeling like the malboro man in these modern times
thisgame2 2 months ago
This is hilarious.
Albacorewing 4 months ago
He's obviously a homosexual.
ByronRoman 4 months ago
@ByronRoman lol he's married with kids
begood20000 1 month ago
@ByronRoman your gaydar must be broken because he is married with kids...just because some men are pathetic sniveling losers who get beat by women like you, doesnt mean we all are.
Turbo05Dodge 1 week ago
Should have lit her hair of fire, get her talkin about something else.
Rikk1825 5 months ago
lol, man, where's the rest of this ?
8triagrammer 8 months ago
all girls are like that they can hide it at first then they trap you lmao
lilsm555 9 months ago 2
what special is this?
DudeBrahMan 10 months ago
@DudeBrahMan This was during the first "Guys Choice" award on Spike.
Snake3582 9 months ago
Looks like 12 people have not experienced this or are in denial of the truth lol
ndloughridge 11 months ago 6
somehow Im thankful I have an older sister that I think got shat out by satan's asshole and then adopted...Im female bullshit proof
mongolenpup 11 months ago
cool chuck was there
Beeeaaand 1 year ago
Joe Rules.
Cap285 1 year ago
uhh Wtf why is ppl bickering over a joke ? its suppose to be a joke, just chill out and laugh then move on. i sure as hell did just like others O_o
SionTheProdigy 1 year ago
Never ever fall victim to the whip of the pussy, it gets harder and harder to escape after the first lashing take my word for it lol
MadaOOS 1 year ago 20
@MadaOOS Maybe you're the pussy.
ilovebelladonna 2 months ago
@ilovebelladonna
Maybe my friend, maybe...?
MadaOOS 2 months ago
@MadaOOS Haha!
ilovebelladonna 2 months ago
thank god man, Im not gonna pretend like I know what she was really like, but trust me if your nothing but decent to an girl and she still treats you like shit, fuck that stupid whore, man you can find a woman who completely respects you and compromises and listens,I know that seems impossible but its true, love and respect someone who loves and respects you back, Im sure you know this by now though my friend. take care. good luck.
GregorHamilton 1 year ago 2
@GregorHamilton
thankyou for the honest advise and now fuck off, a lesson in life for you, since you took time out to advise us, i too advise you not to advise people and think they will appreciate, mr nice guy fuck you.
IMnotSAS 1 year ago
@IMnotSAS I wasn't advising you dumbass, I'm not an expert on relatinonships where dudes fuck eachother up the ass like you seem to be, you obviously read my advise and you know it's true, although you probably like to be treated like shit in a relationship, or should I say smeared with shit you fucking cocksucking faggot, your mother's a whore and I hope she dies of cancer of the eyes ya fuckin finook
GregorHamilton 1 year ago
@GregorHamilton
Firstly, you dont know my mom, but i know yours, shes the whore i fucked for 1 dollar, plus you wishes of cancer wont come true because you are an evil, ignorant son of a bitch who will go to hell.
now fuck off, because i dont respect your opinions you non human.
IMnotSAS 1 year ago
where can i see the whole show? i got spike tv but cant find it
Ayko07 1 year ago
The guy behind the camera is pussywhipped.
DHazlehurst 1 year ago 2
My last girlfriend had some classic quotes like :
"My girlfriend's boyfriend bought her a Schwarzski necklace, what about you ?"
So, I go to buy the one she points out, and as soon as the saleslady appears, its, "I like this one" and points to something double the price.
She wanted to upset me once, so she says : "Where's the nearest nightclub, I'm going to find a man richer and more handsome than you !".
I mean who upsets other people on purpose to prove they can ?
whatzupa 1 year ago
@whatzupa either your making that up, or your completely pussy whipped..either way you lost your dignity a long time ago.
GregorHamilton 1 year ago
@GregorHamilton Nah, I dumped her in the end, it was unworkable.
She said that.
whatzupa 1 year ago
Everything after 1:01 sucked.
TimeGod12 1 year ago
you should NEVER try to mix your friends and your girlfriend and her friends. ughhh experience talking.
gaffneyyy 1 year ago
what was this off of ?
mymonkeyman007 1 year ago
lol,i have been married 10 years and i still have to ass kiss to get some,and if i want a blow job ,shit i gotta be on my best behavior for at least 2 days straight.
hughesfan100 1 year ago 2
we all hate women we just cant live without em trust me I am scared of only one thing in my life....one gina syndrome...
karan6 1 year ago
i pretend to be different so youll let me fuck you and you dont yell at me lol
TheSparkle7 1 year ago
lol he doesn't hate women because he makes fun of them. Fact is, a lot of women are over-emotional beings who don't know how to properly address a situation without starting an argument. They want to say whatever they want to you, but you have to walk on eggshells with them. Fact is, most guys just want some pussy so therefore we are "assholes" as women put it. It's a vicious cycle.
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Noobzoo19 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA! he should use that voice while commentating on the UFC :p
iCommentOnU25 1 year ago
The Iceman.
lLoRDBrY 1 year ago 2
Pick up a nice girl at a bar ..... that's funny.
banders1979 1 year ago
Joe Rogan is funny
Netherborn 1 year ago
:O The Ice Man laughs???
sbr76 1 year ago
Who would of thought, right? LOL
TGUNZ562 1 year ago
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maynya 1 year ago
@sbr76 he can be friendly sometimes Ive seen it Id love to meet him and Joe
maynya 1 year ago
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All these comments must be from family members cuz this clown was as funny as a funeral
scrodboy61 2 years ago
Well, maybe you just don't like this bit. Have you ever watched any of his other stuff? Joe is pretty funny.
TGUNZ562 1 year ago
What a retard you are....
weepaul666 1 year ago
you must have downs syndrome if you like that moron
scrodboy61 1 year ago
what a stupid thing to say.....
3rd6thdeathward 1 year ago
Oh yes, I have downs syndrome. Thanks buddy, that explains it all...
weepaul666 1 year ago
Joe Rogan is awesome
chrisbary 2 years ago 18
hes right women are fucking retarded
Barneyfife81 2 years ago 20
Nice. Is the torrent of this whole show somewhere online?
bonzibonzibonzi1987 2 years ago
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thats so fucking true
mattwilliams06 2 years ago
haha i saw chucky
madcowmitch 2 years ago 2
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maynya 2 years ago
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Joe plays the part of the woman REALLY WELL.
I think we can assume he is desiring to be a woman.
Joe you were born a male.... act like it. You fucking wierdo.
cobrakeister 2 years ago
he is a comedian they are supposed to be good at doing impressions. dumb fuck
krims0n70 2 years ago 8
shitty commentary from the video maker
rachelmaddowmyhero 2 years ago 3
Ya the things we gotta do just for some pussy samples now and then.
We get married in hopes of a consistent steady supply but it is always the same. Just random samples.
Jabo007Celt 3 years ago 3
Sorry, bro. It gets worse after marriage. The random samples of wives continue for other men, maybe...
meldrey 2 years ago
That's what I meant. The sex is not steady. Married guys get just the odd sample here and there, when the woman feels like it.
Jabo007Celt 2 years ago
Get a rubber cunt ?
ChaChinnngK 2 years ago
Sorry, I read your post again, now I get what you are saying. Yah the wives dish it out to other dudes other than the husband.
Jabo007Celt 2 years ago
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Hey, if you don't like your marriage, there's this thing called divorce. Also, if you weren't such a dickhead, she'd fuck you.
redunderthebed4 2 years ago
Who said I'm married fucktard? I'm not that stupid. fuck you too
Jabo007Celt 2 years ago 8
hes not married dumb fuck
zcmelak 2 years ago
Yea, and that is why nice guys always gets laid... Oh wait they don't.
hpufo 2 years ago 3
if I had a nice guy he damn sure would
maynya 2 years ago
They do
ChaChinnngK 2 years ago
You know what, bro? I pride myself on being a good guy with morals and I have never had a problem picking up a nice girl at a bar or where ever.
TGUNZ562 1 year ago
Joe Rogan is a straight shootin bad ass
jamesadams2717 3 years ago 10
yeah, that about sums it up.
TamOClannie 3 years ago
he hates women
we all do
fuck you stupid bitches
w just need a live fuckhole
fucking watermelons or some shit just doesnt work
we tried it believe me
anything to avoid your stupid bullshit
getherintobednow 3 years ago 44
fuck geniouss
ohfuckimsofuckinghot 3 years ago
valid point.women have far to much power right?and y..ther fucking useless..well gd 2 fuck but what els?oh yeah...cleaning =]
greenday21 3 years ago 4
This is why I think prostitution should be legal. If you could visit regulated, clean prostitutes regularly, you wouldn't be backed up when you met potential girlfriends. You would be able to make rational decisions about them based on who they are in addition to how hot they are. Right now, you guys get so backed up you put up with any hot cunt's bullshit just to clear out the pipes. Then you get angry with me and I haven't done jack shit. Legal prostitution would solve this.
bloodycanary 3 years ago 6
Wise words. Controversial of FUCK, but wise words, bro.
GordonMorrice 2 years ago 3
Prostitutes are the most honest women there are. They are upfront about renting out their vaginas.
mogli702 2 years ago 8
I love you man.
meldrey 2 years ago
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maynya 2 years ago
she probably skipped out on the pill.
Iceman!!
MMAenthusiastUHHE 2 years ago
Did someone shit in your head ?
ChaChinnngK 2 years ago
@getherintobednow Yea why the hell did od put the heavenly pussy on the most obnoxious fucking creature on the planet. He could have putted it on beer or so.
FranzKarlWeber 1 year ago
he maid such a good point at the end! Ha Ha.
dreamextreme7 3 years ago 4
I used to worship women until I started dating one who I cared so much about.
JiubLink 3 years ago 7
Whatever yo there's no ying w/o yang & vice versa
highervis 3 years ago
i love to c chuck smile
shakeri840813 3 years ago
joe rogan for prez!!!!
questyfilms 3 years ago 2
"I pretend to be different so you will let me fuck you and you won't yell at me" FUCKING CLASSIC I am liking your comedy better every time I find a new clip man.
TurkeyBurgersM3 3 years ago 11
chuck laff
IryokuNWA 3 years ago
I knew nothing about men before I started watching Joe Rogan. Now I know... now I know.
viomeow 3 years ago
we already know about you
Joe's letting YOU know haha
beatbrain 3 years ago
he has an arm like a T-Rex.
xbridgette 3 years ago 5
hahahaha so true!
drpajaro 3 years ago
Lidell got the fuck knocked out!
johnsmdm 3 years ago
he sure did ha ha
maynya 2 years ago
you're a chump, you like carlos over rogan? you lamer
PanayotiProductions 4 years ago 35
Every men in the country need to listen to Tom Leykis.
metalheadalive 4 years ago 2
And learn pickup.
brett53087 3 years ago 3
omg
amen I say to you
amen
LEYKIS FOR LIFE
EdandMav 3 years ago
Rogan is fucking hillarious
Rankinfullstop 4 years ago 13
fuck ya he is. and real as can be.
RenaissanceRoss 4 years ago 7
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he's stupid.
he talks too much shit
CrzyPrsn 4 years ago
Denial is the first symptom of being female.
dustmundo 4 years ago 17
rofl
battousai216 3 years ago
@dustmundo haha thats hilarious
3rd6thdeathward 1 year ago
he can back up all the hit be talks too.
bfgoodrik 3 years ago
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Why do I feel like we will eventually see this guy on dateline NBC's To Catch A Predator.
monkeyboyjh 4 years ago
Because your mind is in the gutter.
Question, what percentage is 400,000 convicted child sexual predators in 300 million people?
.001333333333333333333333333%.
Get real. Horrific crime, not many of them, thank goodness!
There is a bogey man in your closet. No really, there is!
So why don't you apologize for attempting to smear another man!!!!
Verlch 4 years ago 4
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When you put a percentage on it, it doesn't seem like very many, but have a little fun try watchdog.c0m and see how many of that percent live in you city and neighborhood. If you have watched the way Joe acts toward young women on the man show and fear factor, you would realize my comment wasn't very far off base.
monkeyboyjh 4 years ago
Well, stop freaking out the ladies man! In my city there are 23 that live near me! In a city of 1.5 million! Please put things in perspective.
Not only that, I have a list of hundreds of women who have had SEX with their students! Just remember there are bad guys in both genders.
There is a smear campaign going on against men and fathers in this country, that will end now!
Verlch 4 years ago 7
there is a smear campaign against men.....I would agree. I have a family memeber who had two 16 year old girls tag team him on his 18 birthday........Because one of the mothers heard the girls bragging about it and the age 16 is still conseidered a minor in Ohio. My cousin spent about three years in the pin. That being said just listen to Joe if you really listen he is creepy......
monkeyboyjh 4 years ago
3 years in the pen. Isn't that interesting. Mary Winkler can kill her husband in cold blood, get out on probation, and even get the kids! What message are we sending women?
Verlch 4 years ago 5
it's creepy because it's the truth.
allooo 4 years ago
insecure people love to hate.
Milesfahid111 4 years ago 7
Dear haters, please go somewhere else and complain so I can watch Joe Rogan do his awsome routine in peace. Nobody here cares whether or not you like him.
comicfl 4 years ago 5
This comment has received too many negative votes show
another small dinked man mad at his dork.
goldenlarry 4 years ago
Joe is at it again. Yet ANOTHER unfunny angry bit. He acts like a different guy around his friends than he does when he's with his girl and SHE has a problem? Multiple personalities is mental illness Joe. Get help.
devilock68 4 years ago
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MFBueno63 1 year ago
@MFBueno63
Guys like you and Rogan make me laugh. Both of you are not man enough to be yourselves around women and you blame them for it. Stop being cowards, develop some self-respect and confidence so you can say what you mean rather than what you think will get you laid. Only losers have to "act" to have sexual intercourse.
devilock68 1 year ago
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MFBueno63 1 year ago
@devilock68
ahahaha someone over here is pussywhipped. Either that or you are secretly a woman.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
I'm sorry if I don't prefer guys like you do. It's okay if your gay, but you shouldn't hate women.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
I prefer women in bed, but I rather hang out with guy friends and rock some shit. Sorry if I wasn't that weird kid in high school who only had girl friends that he didn't sleep with and all the guys thought he was a little bitch .... haha
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Careful now, you just wrote that you prefer women in bed. Now the word prefer means, "like better." In other words, you wouldn't mind being with a man in bed. You also wrote that you like to "rock some shit" with the guys, perhaps a reference to the Hershey highway. You need to take a real look at yourself, the source of your anger towards women is obviously your attraction to men.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
ahaha only a fudgepacker would get that from a harmless and straightforward comment. And let me fill you in on some knowledge, anger toward women is behavior heterosexual. Homosexuals have no reason to feel animosity toward women because they don't care about them enough to even be made to feel those strong emotions. Which leads me to believe that your complete indifference to the bullshit women pull makes you a homo since you have no real interest in them..... booyah ...
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Hilarious. Your favorite thing to do is watching men roll around on the floor grappling with each other, but you're not gay? Look, I'm not going to force you out of the closet, but you need to realize that your anger towards women isn't heterosexual in any sense, it actually stems from your inability to be sexually satisfied by them. Rather than complain that women pull bullshit because you give them the creeps, find yourself a boyfriend and get on with your life.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
It's one of my favorite sports yes. But wait till you're in a fight and a grappler gets you in a motherfucking armbar or submission choke, we'll see how "gay" you feel as your arm snaps or you feel life being choked out you. Men fight bro, it's in our nature. Now pussies like you don't fight because your resolve isn't strong enough to take a beating over. My inability to satisfy certain women comes from being a selfish lover, my orgasm is my number one concern, her's comes second.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Sorry, but I don't let men get that close to me in a fight. I always keep my opponent at arms length, so I've never been choked or put in an arm bar. Real street fighting is nothing like MMA. In the street, your opponent wants to kill you, not win a title, and that's the big difference. Also, women have orgasms so easily so I don't know why you are having trouble. Even the most selfish lover can give a woman an orgasm or two long before he has his own.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
Arms length? kill you? that just let me know how little you know about fighting. You're not fucking Anderson Silva and we are not fucking dogs. People have this thing called a conscience, so they rarely want to "kill" you. And a 1v1 street fight is exactly like an MMA fight, except that it's sloppier, less focused, and less controlled. If you have ever been in a serious fight, you'll notice that most end on the ground and that's where you get owned.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Your belief that all people have a conscience and are incapable of murder is naive. I've been in street fights where people have been stabbed, stomped, hit with bats, pipes, rocks, you name it. Even when only fists are used in a street fight, there is no referee to prevent someone from possibly suffering brain damage. There is obviously no comparison that can be made between a street fight and MMA. Case closed.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
motherfucker, I'm talking about a regular altercation, not a fucking scene from gangs of new york, in those scenarios I know a gun is the best defense, I'm not fucking stupid.
And how do you prevent a man from beating you over the head barefisted until you get brain damage? by taking them down and dominating them with a submission, that's how. NOW this case is closed.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Ridiculous. You've just contradicted yourself. If a man was to get another man in a submission hold in a street fight and start beating his brains in, there is no referee to stop him from killing the guy. Now do you finally get it? MMA is nothing like a street fight. Case closed again.
devilock68 1 year ago
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MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@devilock68
Let's reopen this case for a simpleton like you. There is NO NEED to beat someone's brain in after submitting them, the fight is over. Anyone who can properly use a submission during a fight is calm, level headed, and has discipline. Really? a kick to the head, a knee to the face, a choke hold, a knee to the stomach, a left hook to the face or liver, those don't help you out in street fights? wtf is a street fight then, fucking scratching and biting? I knew you had pussy ahahaha
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Absurd as usual, in your naive mind every street fight ends with a submission because there is a rule book that all people follow? You have been watching way too much MMA. By the way, how's the weather on your planet today?
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
And you're unable to comprehend as usual, when in God's green earth did I say all fights end by submission? are you just unable to carry a coherent conversation? Well on the planet I live on along with the rest of humanity, the weather differs from region to region.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Unbelievable. Do you even read your own posts? You said, "Anyone who can properly use a submission during a fight is calm, level headed, and has discipline." In other words, anyone who uses a submission on another person in a street fight would calm down, follow MMA rules, and consider the fight over. Nothing could be further from the truth. There are people who would take the opportunity to inflict even more damage on their opponent after a submission in a street fight.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
Are you stupid or some shit? use your critical thinking skills. A submission ends a fight, not because a a referee would step in, but because there are one of two outcomes, a broken limb or going unconscious. And I said that they are calm and level headed in order to imply that a person like that wouldn't take the opportunity to further hurt someone after the submission has done it's job. Must I spell everything out for you?
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
It's time for a reality check. In September, twenty five year old Rodolfo Arregiun, was found beaten to death in the 400 block of Destrehan Avenue in Harvey, La. Santos Rivas, 23, is wanted for the murder of Arregiun who was beaten severely, even after he had fallen to the ground. Oh no, it looks like MMA rules were not followed and there was no referee to stop the fight. Like I said, there is no comparison between MMA and a street fight. Do you finally understand?
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are just unable to understand what I'm telling you? Did I ever fucking say that street fights follow MMA rules? are you deliberately choosing not to pay attention or are you just that stupid? I kind of feel bad arguing with someone who seems to be suffering from a mental handicap.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
You wrote, and I quote, "People have this thing called a conscience, so they rarely want to "kill" you. And a 1v1 street fight is exactly like an MMA fight, except that it's sloppier, less focused, and less controlled." The beating death of Rodolfo Arregiun after he was on the ground proves you wrong, plain and simple. You are obviously mentally handicapped because you consistently contradict what you have written in previous posts.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
Really? a few anomalies of people loosing their minds and committing barehanded manslaughter proves me wrong? compare the percentage of regular street fights that end in death to the percentage that don't and you'll realize what a weak and retarded fucking argument you're making. And like I said earlier "less controlled", that's what happens when people can't control themselves or have a personal motive to kill someone.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Hilarious. Again, you wrote, "a 1v1 street fight is exactly like an MMA fight." I have proven your statement wrong, and now you want to talk percentages. Listen, you shouldn't make such absolute statements that can easily be proven wrong. Consider your conversation with me a lesson learned and go on with your life.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
I love how you take what I write out of context and omit whatever parts don't help your argument, to bad the entire conversation is on the record, that shit won't work on here. Yes, a very valuable lesson learned, I can't talk sense into a retard.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Absurd. Your beliefs were proven false based on statements you made during the argument and now you want to claim they were taken out of context. But you're right, the conversation is on the record, and anyone reading it can clearly see you were wrong.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
"Absurd. Your beliefs were proven false based on your statements" ahaha wow homie now you're trying WAY to hard to sound sophisticated, we're talking about fighting, not religion or ethics buddy, take it down a notch haha
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Wow, I never considered the word absurd to be sophisticated. Sorry for making you break out the dictionary.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
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"Women have orgasms so easily" ahahaha wow bro, you're easier to read than a book. Either you can only get with inexperienced high school girls or sorry to tell you, but you've been had! all the women whom you've given an "orgasm" to must been laughing at how easy it was to fake it with you.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Funny as usual. Once I've had sex with a woman they keep coming back for more. So the idea that they keep coming back to fake orgasms with me is absurd. There is no need for you to be jealous of me. If you listen and learn, you may become a real man like me some day. There's always hope.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
Ahaha like I'm gonna believe the words of some pussywhipped sub-male. But let's say that I did believe you, if the woman comes back, then it's because she's getting something else out of the relationship that doesn't involve sex, are you wealthy? is she that fucking ugly that you're the best she can do? think about the circumstances ... calling me naive.. shit.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Thank you for another good laugh. You are obviously a sub-male because you cannot possibly fathom how a man can get a beautiful woman without giving her money. In your mind there has to be a catch, because you yourself are incapable of doing it. My advice to you is to build some confidence in yourself. If you weren't naive and had experience with women, you would have learned that a confident man gets the woman he wants.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
Ahaha don't confuse confidence with stupidity. Confidence works sometimes and will get you a few dates, but just that isn't enough to keep the girl around. Fucking momma's boy haha
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Oh really? So how often have you paid for female companionship. I know I never have.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
Paid a female for companionship? I'm aI 20 year old healthy male, I'll leave that for when I can't get it the regular way anymore.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Apparently you can't get it the regular way right now, so you might as well start paying for it.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
Oh believe me I can get it, I'm cute as fuck.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Sure you can. That's why you are angry and frustrated with women.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
I'm frustrated at their attitudes, not their bodies.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
I'm sure women are "thrilled" with your attitude.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
wtf? are you assuming AGAIN that i tell women everything I'm thinking? that's probably what your pathetic ass does, but not me. There's this thing called "game" which I often utilize.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
What you wrote makes no sense. If you had any game, you would have the confidence to tell a woman whatever you're thinking. You wouldn't be afraid to say what's on your mind.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
Oh lord you are a woman, what kind of male tells a woman exactly what's on his mind? how fucking old are you kid? like 14? Even I had a little more sense than that at that age.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
A real man tells a woman exactly what's on his mind. A coward doesn't have the guts to do that.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
Yes and little green elves reward you with a pot of gold. Grow up motherfucker, real men know how to deal with women and telling them exactly what's on your mind (unless you've been married for like 40 years) isn't the way, due to the fact that they're way of seeing the world is pretty different from ours. It's a biological imperative son, can't fight nature. But keep in thinking that way, so that no woman will ever want to reproduce with you and your kind will die out lol
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Here something that you can do that I think would be beneficial to your understanding of women. Find several women you know and ask them if they prefer a guy who acts the same with them as he does with his friends or a guy who acts differently. Then ask them if they prefer a man who says what is on his mind rather than an "actor" who is afraid to be himself. Their answers will surprise you, and you will learn that women aren't as different from us as you think.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
ahaha woooahhh you've out done yourself with that one, your naivety never ceases to amaze me. Of course they're gonna say that and of course your dumbass is gonna take their word for it. If you knew anything about young women it's that what they claim they want in a man and what actually attracts them to a man are two completely different things. Absurd is a simple word, I was talking about your form of syntax, though I'm not surprised that you didn't understand what I meant again.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
Ridiculous as usual. So according to you, all men and women prefer to be "actors" rather than themselves, and are never honest with each other about what they want from a relationship. Your perception of reality is quite warped. It also reveals that you are a sociopath, and as such, you believe everyone else is a sociopath as well. The truth is, sane people do not exhibit the self-serving manipulative behaviors you consider "normal." Seek psychiatric care.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
Nobody prefers to be an actor, but that's really the only way that men and women can be together for long periods of time. Most mammals aren't meant to be monogamous, humans are no exception. So sometimes our conditioning to have only one partner for life interferes with our original nature and vice versa. Of course there's always the anomaly in which a man and women can be completely honest and still get along. I'm no sociopath, I just accept reality when it comes to relationships
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
There are aspects of human nature that are in conflict with modern civilization. The drive to have more than one partner is one of them because the need to reproduce as much as possible for the sake of survival no longer exists. A relationship in which a man and woman can be completely honest with each other is not an anomaly, but rather the only viable alternative given the conditions of our civilization. "Acting" will only lead to meaningless, unfulfilling relationships.
devilock68 1 year ago
@devilock68
I completely agree with that, but take into account our time line. We are a relatively infant species, that original drive isn't going to dissipate any time soon, it'll take many more generations for it to becomes obsolete. I see relationships for what they are, not what I would wish them to be.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE i agree with devilock68's comments. I'm young, married, and a woman. My husband and I couldn't be happier. I believe the only way it's stayed so is due to our honesty with each other, and the fact that we were (and are) friends first. It's a solid friendship, with sexual attraction... not complicated, we even have all the same friends. I don't know what dogma you've been fed, but if you're not yourself, you'll never find someone who you can just relax and have fun with.
moveincircles89 1 year ago