Opie and Anthony - Kid with down syndrome scores touchdown story(with video)

[pyrix]

Ugh, they should have given this genetic disaster a taste of reality and tackled the fucking waterhead as soon as the thing got the ball. Life doesn't get served on a silver platter stupid.

[thrashmetalfiend]

He was out of downs!!

[GrimMisanthrope]

I bet he could play defense, he could trip up any ball carrier by leaving his tongue out.

"Duncenbooger for the panduhs wif da stop"

[MrMspinks1]

this reminded me of one of my high school games. we were beating the crap out of this team and they put in a player who was autistic and we refused to let him score just because he was autistic!!!!!!!!

[interiorcrock]

He's actually the smartest person on the field.

[maurofcpedrosa]

TOUCHDOWN'S - Jimmy's awesome

[randymullen511]

Attention Internet Moralists: You are currently listening to a clip from a comedy show. Nobody made you click the mouse, you chose to do it. Chances are good that you knew who O&A were before you clicked the link. And yet, YOU chose to listen to a clip from the O&A show AFTER you read the title. That means that you CHOSE to be offended. So, having nobody to blame but yourself, kindly fuck off so that we don't have to read your impotent tear-fueled babble... or just learn to take a joke.

[IMPALEXANDERAVG]

I agree with Anthoni and Andy. But they are too mean spiritted. This is a problem very common with conservatives. When the Romans scentenced someone to death they did it for the good of the empire but they were not supposed to enjoy it. In the same way I agree the schools did where wrong to just hand the retarted kid a touchdown because he was retarted. But I don't agree with the cruelty on this clip.

[koblentzd]

considering the fact that the other team was down to let it have it's moment, its ironic that the only time he wouldnt actually need a helmet is while playing football

[jag10]

Jim looks like he has an extra chromosome.

[PrivateAckbar]

Whatever happened to the bullying jocks who would make this kid do horrible things to himself and play out their own self hate with his mental torture? These players need to be true to their inner evil.

[henryrollins1234]

He looks like Chong Li from Bloodsport

[jhohcable]

They should've taken this retard and ground him up into dog food.

[CommitToFocus]

I can't stand when retards try to hug me. I give them the straight arm to the face.

[LeeBeeBee1]

I don't expect my comments to last long: I've looked through the comments that DO survive and I notice you racist, bigoted, hateful people REMOVE what you consider to be "negative" and leave those by retarded people like "ninjast4r" whose DNA should be treated like AIDS. There may not be a God, but there IS Karma and you sons of bitches will PAY for your hatred one day. And we'll be waiting to piss ourselves laughing. Turds.

[LeeBeeBee1]

Lets picture the scene (hahaha): Opie comes home after work to find some fag hippy stuffing a broom handle up his wifes pussy after a good rape (hahaha) but he's so fucking retarded he slips in her blood and hits his head on his decapitated daughter's skull (hahaha): It makes him trip out and he actually thinks the hippy is GOD! (hahaha) ...and he THANKS him for it! (hahaha) - jeez! I should be a script writer on their show!

[bime33]

with video my ass

[ninjast4r]

Goddammit. Retards should be put in communities where they aren't a burden on other people. This story is fucking lame. Why do we have to act like they're better than they are; drains on society? Fuck retards. They aren't 'special,' they aren't even people. They can't function by themselves, therefore should have no claim to rights. They don't know the difference anyway, so they can't get offended. Just give them some animal crackers. Fuck all you bleeding-heart liberal pussies too.

[LeeBeeBee1]

@ninjast4r : To quote Laurie Anderson - "The gift of life it's a twist of fate, It's a roll of the dice, It's a free lunch A free ride ..." One shift of a couple of cells and you too could have been what you refer to as a "retard": Meaning someone who can't HELP what they are. YOU, however, have CHOSEN to act like one, which is WHY they're better than you are. Most of these people love unconditionally, while you spew hatred. I hope you live a LONG, unfulfilled life and die a lonely man.

[ninjast4r]

@LeeBeeBee1 Actually, retards AREN'T better than me. I can tie my own shoes, wipe my own ass, and know that swallowing Legos and pennies is bad. Retards might love unconditionally, but they also love irrationally. They love anyone who'll give them graham crackers, so they're love isn't really worth all that much. But thanks for taking an interest in my life. I can't say the same about you. I can't really say I care whether you exist or not.

[LeeBeeBee1]

@ninjast4r You cared enough to explain yourself. Lol! ... Never heard of a Graham Cracker - must be an American thing.

[ninjast4r]

@LeeBeeBee1 And you stopped giving hugs to mentally slow children to reply back. Aren't you sweet!

[LeeBeeBee1]

@ninjast4r Thankyou.

[ninjast4r]

@LeeBeeBee1 Hey, do you want to go get a mint?

[magaee1]

@ninjast4r So you beleive they are a 'burden'. Well i beleive idiotic people like you are a burden that needs to be put in a community away from people that actually have correct morals and knowlege about these matters. You are the drain on society, in both education and mental standing. All you do is act as though you are better when infact you are Lesser then those around you, including those 'retards' you condemn.

[magaee1]

@ninjast4r If you actually had common knowledge you would know they Can function by them selfs. And i would bet any amount of money that they can actually function much better then you, your a mere unintelligent idiotic immature prepubescent child that needs to go back to his mommy so she can teach you better manners. And have you no common knowledge on rights? Every American citizen has rights, whether they can claim them or not, even burdens like you have rights. Go back to your school.

[ninjast4r]

@magaee1 Wow. You actually took the time to try and argue about something I was done with months ago. Thanks for throwing your hat in the ring, magaee (whatever the fuck that is.) I am SO much happier with the knowledge how you feel about this particular issue, and once more want to thank you with the utmost appreciation that you put the well-being of the mentally retards in such high regard that you have th defend their good name from evil assholes such as myself. It gladdens my heart to see

[ninjast4r]

@magaee1 ...such kindness and warmth from you. It's like I'm Ebeneezer Scrooge, or the Grinch, and my heart has grown three sizes this day. I think I'll stuff my pockets with Cheerios and walk down to where the mentally challenged live with assistance and play a round of chess with them, or discuss Kant, Sartre, or Jungian philosophy with them. Thank you once more for opening my eyes and helping me see the wrongness of my mindset and showing me the light. I can rest easier with you at the helm.

[timmni]

opie can't enjoy this cause his cousin is a retard himself xD

[tylerdurdonxx]

opie and anthony are the best

[welkersfan83]

u guys are faggots

[whiteyonwelfare]

"Speaking of retards" LMAO, it just starts out great.

[circamuffin]

@majinphilly fag.

[jcclarko]

I have to say these 3 lads should on this show should be put up against a wall and shot. Ive never heard such harsh statements in my life, I hope they all die cos they fuckin deserve to

[EricLynchSucks]

@jcclarko Raaaammooooonnnee give this dolt a thumbs up!

[Coolio867]

My favorite part of this video is that you can hear the announcer giggle as SPED runs down the field.

[bbbbrendy4014]

This is just sick. How can some guys say this

[Demendred1605]

@bbbbrendy4014

Because it's funny

[MAZ1N00]

the autistic kid that shot all those threes was a way better story , who earned his points.

[ChaseMan245]

lmao, Dan Marono

[Dionysus187]

why do they NEVER have a decent haircut? As if we need them to have a shitty haircut to identify them.

[Demendred1605]

@Dionysus187

Would you waste money on a haircut for those things? Just use a salad bowl, and there ya go!

[Sorcoral]

I would have been fucking pissed, I had to put up with retards in band class eating reeds and smacking on a piano retardedly...