@iliescosmin There was harmony before but without the dedicated Pastafarians around anymore, the genocide of Pastafarians labeled the 'purge of piracy' by religious types to justify their mass murders have made the world a worse place. I mean look at the data, ever since the eradication of Pastafarians earthquakes, tornadoes, tsunamis, hurricanes, and global warming are on the uprise.
@illescosmin Media and biblical propaganda, the Pastafarian faith has been around since the dawn of time, the earliest Pastafarians weren't very outspoken, however, they were content with spreading the good will and fair fortune. They were kind and loving people, but hey have been slandered by religious propaganda to think they were lawless pirates.
@kyliejobryant People believe this because they are looking for something to belong to. There are many wierd religions, but they get followers cause people have a need to belong to something. I don't think anyone could seriously believe that some Spaghetti monster is real and the ridiculous belief in their pastafarian heaven or hell.
@slicendicer27 Yep, watching a video where a young lady is on Ohio State campus passing out tracts and preaching the gospel of the Flying spaghetti monster, many accept her invitiation to be touched by his noodly goodness. She is seriously dedicated to the FSM.
@BastEternal how is it any diffrent???? at least i have biblical proof and god has done soo much in my life..... i would rather someone belive in nothing rather than a spaghetti monster and my bf is athest....... but why belive in this... because you guys dnt have anything to belive in so u choose a spaghetti monster?? let me ask you somthing, how was this spaghetti monster created??? spaghetti is a FOOD, wheat and all that shit and meat was already on the earth??? man made spaghetti its a food
@kyliejobryant "how is it any diffrent???? at least i have biblical proof and god has done soo much in my life."
*sarcasm* Pastafarians have proof in the written word of Bobby Henderson and there are plenty of people who claim that the noodle god has done so much for them */end sarcasm*
So again, how is it any different?
At least Bobby Henderson is real. You can actually walk beside him, talk to him, introduce him to others.
@BastEternal okay soo you worship bobby henderson, honestyl the ppl who think that flying spaghetti monster has done sooo much in there life you guys are just all crazy and mental and all need help, or a life!!
Anyway, you obviously think I'm some pasta god worshiper lol - ok, I'll humor you, hey, we're in this together, me and you, I worship the pasta god, you worship the bible god. No difference.
@vicious294 It's a much nicer thing to believe than everyone is going to hell if they don't believe in a sky fairy that demands some people to cut their kid's dicks and some people to dunk them under water.
YES. This video, like alot of others, doesn't fully explain our religion fully. It's mostly Christians a guilty of this: Quoting religious texts or their message in a dogmatic way. The Bible is used to percicute ALL creed of people as ours is only used against us. @Any1ThatHasANegativeComment Actually read the entirity of GOTFSM, then make an educated comment.
@BastEternal also if u do your research how this all started it was a joke, because the guy decided he didnt like the teachings in school about god and the other religions, so he made up the flying spaghetti monster to show everyone that you can teach anything,he was basically saying that the teaching of other religions is as stupid as a spaghetti monster, but everyone belived a collage frat boy,so he basically just went with it, now he makes lots of money off ppl like you and your stupidity
@kyliejobryant *sigh* I already know about the flying spaghetti monster - on another video someone explained the whole point of the pasta god.
"now he makes lots of money off ppl like you and your stupidity."
Your post was fine until the end when you decide to attack me personally, not only that, claim something about me that is not true.
At least make sure your claims are based on TRUTH before you accuse someone of stupidity. When you fail to do so, you're guilty of being stupid yourself.
dear dedarkle... show me proof that your religion is more real then mine(church of FSM) show me facts, show me scientific evidence...? i'm waiting... and dont pull anything out of the bible or any veres cause they dont count as proof
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this is the dumbest religion ever.... seriously wtf... go to hell i believe in jesus christ, god, hope you believers in this religion go to hell and suk his spegahti balls or w.e it is, believe in god<3 jesus christ thumbs up if yu christian or agree<3
@dedarkle I know, right? How could people believe in something as stupid and illogical as the Flying Spaghetti Monster? They could at least believe in rational things like talking snakes, a man building a giant boat and putting two of every animal in the world on it for 40 days and 40 nights (he also lived to be 950 years old), a burning bush that talks, and a man living inside of a whale. Seriously, WTF is wrong with these people? They need to get back to reality.
@dedarkle u shall be sent 2 hell if u do not repent now his hell has a beer volcanoe and a stripper factory except the strippers hav stds and the beer is stale
@smurfyday lol your an idiot + you believe in fucking pasta -.-, that is so retarded.... :/.. It's food!! The sad thing is that people are actually believing this shit, it's SAD!
Did it ever cross your mind that those Bible verses were written by an ancient, barbaric, child-murdering savages? Before you go on preaching about the holyness of the Bible why don't you actually pay attention to the slaughtering of innoncent children, women, and elderly in the name of god
Fear GOD who hath power to cast you into HELL(Luke 12:5)! Fear God and depart from evil(Proverbs 3:7)! God is ANGRY with the wicked everyday(Psalm 7:11)! Jesus Christ is the WAY, the TRUTH, and the LIFE, there is NO OTHER WAY to be saved(John 14:6)! For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved(John 3:17)! TURN FROM YOUR SINS AND SUBMIT 2 THE LORDSHIP OF JESUS CHRIST NOW! DON'T BOAST OF HAVING TOMORROW! Proverbs 27:1
Denounce your hateful and judgemental ways! Christ died almost 2000 years ago, the Flying Spaghetti Monster forgave him for his sins and allowed him into Heaven where the beer volcanoes flow freely! Allow him to embrace you into his noodly appendages and you too will be saved!
I'm a reformed Pastafarian. The FSM wants us to be Ninjas, not Pirates. The pirates are spreading lies. FSM Pirates, you guys are BUTT PIRATES!!! RAmen.
I have been touched by his noodly apendage, i feel i need to give something back, so i will gauge one of my eyes out and hack one leg off so to become a pirate and promote Pastafarianism, and if i get 15 Thumbs up on this comment i will show this astounding video of this feat of heroism, and if it does reach 15 thumbs up give it a week or so then type in "TropnevadNitsuj Becomes a Pirate" to see this amazing act of self sacrifice...
pirates do have a place in keeping Global warming under control. Ocean temperatures are consistant with the number of pirates in the area. Whenever a cannon ball strikes the water and sinks it causes a mixing of the warm surface water with the deeper cold water layer. Same thing with bodies and walking the plank, sinking ships, its all related. FSM does NOT encourage the worst of pirate activity but you dont want Global warming, now do you ?
If you are annoyed with people because they challenge your religion,try the same on a pastafarian? And you will see that it has as much impact as it should have on you!! I will never deny my god either.
Who cares if its made out of pasta or thin air? To belief is to be certain you are right...unless ofcourse u arent very sure...
Peace be with you and may the pirates smile upon you.
I hate pastafarians so much. I've got a friend that's a pastafarian, but he just converted to it. he was originally an athiest, but i think he figured that since he doesn't care, he should just have fun with his religion. all he does is challenge my religion (Christianity) and it's pretty annoying. i want to snap some sense into him. i mean cmon. their god is fucking pasta. i mean all they are are just a bunch of athiest who poke of god and real religion.
We Pastafarians do not hate based on beliefs like you do. However, you seem to be a complete asshole anyway. Why is it less plausible that the FSM exists because he is made of pasta (and meatballs)? We aren't talking about any ordinary plate of spaghetti here, we are talking an infinitely complex carbohydrate whose noodly appendages are limitless.
Wouldn't something strange like FSM be more feasible as a deity than a floating pensioner?
@DeathSlayer2 If you want to use real deffinitions and history, the word pirate is accually derived from privateer, that is someone who broke away from the trade houses and guilds, and instead opened their own buissness. A pirate where accually more often a smuggler or even honest mercant. The meaning of the word changed however around the 18th century.
Blasphemy I say, I be tellin ya that tis tha meatballs that is God, the Spaghetti is just his scarf.
All praise the Meatballs for blessed are they, full of salty goodness.
I have been blessed, yes I have for I have licked upon one of Gods Balls and I have tasted the salt, the salt bringeth live for we cannot live without his salt.
fuccin idiots who belives in fuccin spagetti i know i eat spagetti datz eats yall are fuccin stupid fucc fsm will all my heart n fucc u for believening him apendage my ass
im gonna go ahead and assume your some crips wannabe. either that or your just a retard that cant spell. we dont insult your beliefs dont insult ours. believeing in a flyingg spaghetti monster is no more ridiculous than the christian god.
because rising from the dead walking on water and parting seas sounds so much more realistic doesnt it...
what is wrong with you?!? pirates aren't mean like that!!! they give candy to little children and sing songs on the high seas!!! they don't rape and pillage!!! this is ninja propaganda!!!!
Take me to your wonder vault, where you keep your spoils and your treasures. Now you stumble to our hold. I can see you crack under pressure. So where's your spaghetti monster now?
well i guess that means you killed the flying spaghetti monster. well good luck, now a bunch of angry pastafarians will strangle you with noodly appendages lol. wow this is the stupidest religion ever, i can't even really call it a religion. its like a joke.
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Deuteronomy 7:4 (King James Version) For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.
You insult my faith and you mock my religion. I go so far as to call you a heretic. But I'll pray for you. I hope you see the light and join us in the Reformed Pastafarian Church.
I'll pray to the FSM for Tom as well watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0
DEATH to reformed pastafarians! the first church of the FSM is the only true religion and ye shalt suffer in eternity with dormant beer volcanos, fat strippers, and moldy sauce!! rAMEN
Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. The Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them
Prepare for The Great Unihad! Death to the Pastafarians!
(1 Cannellonians 11:24-25) "And when Cheesus had given thanks, he boiled it, and said, Take, eat: this is my Noodle, which is boiled for you: this do in remembrance of me. After the same manner also he took the Red Vino, when he supped, saying: "This cup is the Best Fermentation to compliment my dish: This do ye quite often til ye are intoxicated, in remembrance of me."
(Rigatoni 2:38) "Then Cheesus said unto them, Al dente, and be boiled every one of you in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the ingestion of pasta, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Meat Balls."
as a pastafian I found it a little offensive that you compared our peacefull faith with the most dangerous and corrupt cult on the planet, scientology.
however I believe that his noodly appendage will forgive you.
RAmen ye scurvy bilge rat!
MikeyTheManiacal 3 weeks ago
do you find this weird? me and my friends are having a pastafarian party today :D
thorgod8 4 weeks ago
nicely done Arrrrrgggh
.. i had to go back and watch watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0
test123ok 1 month ago
RAmen!
Tokajein 3 months ago
may his noodley apendige bless u all. Ramen
MrIhaveacat 3 months ago
I am now a Pastafarians
thesilverjunkie2 3 months ago
@iliescosmin There was harmony before but without the dedicated Pastafarians around anymore, the genocide of Pastafarians labeled the 'purge of piracy' by religious types to justify their mass murders have made the world a worse place. I mean look at the data, ever since the eradication of Pastafarians earthquakes, tornadoes, tsunamis, hurricanes, and global warming are on the uprise.
pat5168 4 months ago
@illescosmin Media and biblical propaganda, the Pastafarian faith has been around since the dawn of time, the earliest Pastafarians weren't very outspoken, however, they were content with spreading the good will and fair fortune. They were kind and loving people, but hey have been slandered by religious propaganda to think they were lawless pirates.
pat5168 4 months ago
That religion was created by trolls, lol.
iliescosmin 7 months ago
All good Christians should stop before they hate and ask themselves "what would jebus do"
ru21yet 7 months ago 2
@ru21yet And what he would do, is: Realize how wrong he was and convert to stop global warming.
TheWowmaster98 6 months ago
the volcano is in HEAVEN u f'ing idiot!!!
empsqueaky 9 months ago
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May FSM's noodley appendages touch you all. Ramen.
schroedingersdrache 11 months ago
Ramen!
ftxbirthdaycake 1 year ago
fucking idiots u belive in a fucking spaghetti monster u all are a bunch of fuck heads get some help!
kyliejobryant 1 year ago
@kyliejobryant i know right?? Obvious Raptor Jesus is our savior! everyone who says otherwise should be fed to Zeus!
ActionCompaction 1 year ago
@kyliejobryant People believe this because they are looking for something to belong to. There are many wierd religions, but they get followers cause people have a need to belong to something. I don't think anyone could seriously believe that some Spaghetti monster is real and the ridiculous belief in their pastafarian heaven or hell.
777jsca 11 months ago
@777jsca this religion was started off as a joke. Honestly its funny as hell to watch people be serious about it.
slicendicer27 10 months ago
@slicendicer27 Yep, watching a video where a young lady is on Ohio State campus passing out tracts and preaching the gospel of the Flying spaghetti monster, many accept her invitiation to be touched by his noodly goodness. She is seriously dedicated to the FSM.
777jsca 10 months ago
@kyliejobryant lol..how is it ANY different than believing in ANY other deity?
BastEternal 8 months ago
@BastEternal how is it any diffrent???? at least i have biblical proof and god has done soo much in my life..... i would rather someone belive in nothing rather than a spaghetti monster and my bf is athest....... but why belive in this... because you guys dnt have anything to belive in so u choose a spaghetti monster?? let me ask you somthing, how was this spaghetti monster created??? spaghetti is a FOOD, wheat and all that shit and meat was already on the earth??? man made spaghetti its a food
kyliejobryant 8 months ago
@kyliejobryant "so u choose a spaghetti monster??"
Woah, slow down there buddy..I don't believe in the pasta god. What gave you that idea?
BastEternal 8 months ago
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BastEternal 8 months ago
@kyliejobryant "how is it any diffrent???? at least i have biblical proof and god has done soo much in my life."
*sarcasm* Pastafarians have proof in the written word of Bobby Henderson and there are plenty of people who claim that the noodle god has done so much for them */end sarcasm*
So again, how is it any different?
At least Bobby Henderson is real. You can actually walk beside him, talk to him, introduce him to others.
Yeah I guess there is a difference.
BastEternal 8 months ago
@BastEternal okay soo you worship bobby henderson, honestyl the ppl who think that flying spaghetti monster has done sooo much in there life you guys are just all crazy and mental and all need help, or a life!!
kyliejobryant 8 months ago
@kyliejobryant Riiiiight...
The same can be said about you.
Anyway, you obviously think I'm some pasta god worshiper lol - ok, I'll humor you, hey, we're in this together, me and you, I worship the pasta god, you worship the bible god. No difference.
:)
BastEternal 8 months ago 2
@kyliejobryant lol holy crap what a boob!! do people actually think like this guy?? hahahahahha
vicious294 8 months ago
@vicious294 It's a much nicer thing to believe than everyone is going to hell if they don't believe in a sky fairy that demands some people to cut their kid's dicks and some people to dunk them under water.
drealgrin 7 months ago
@vicious294 Not so much on the raping. The rest of it, yes.
TheWowmaster98 6 months ago
@BastEternal
YES. This video, like alot of others, doesn't fully explain our religion fully. It's mostly Christians a guilty of this: Quoting religious texts or their message in a dogmatic way. The Bible is used to percicute ALL creed of people as ours is only used against us. @Any1ThatHasANegativeComment Actually read the entirity of GOTFSM, then make an educated comment.
PirateTravisJohnson1 6 months ago
@PirateTravisJohnson1 I made my post 2 months ago. Since then I did some research.
You have a new convert, my friend.
I'm all for the FSM..RAmen and noodly appendages and all of that.
BastEternal 6 months ago
@BastEternal also if u do your research how this all started it was a joke, because the guy decided he didnt like the teachings in school about god and the other religions, so he made up the flying spaghetti monster to show everyone that you can teach anything,he was basically saying that the teaching of other religions is as stupid as a spaghetti monster, but everyone belived a collage frat boy,so he basically just went with it, now he makes lots of money off ppl like you and your stupidity
kyliejobryant 8 months ago
@kyliejobryant *sigh* I already know about the flying spaghetti monster - on another video someone explained the whole point of the pasta god.
"now he makes lots of money off ppl like you and your stupidity."
Your post was fine until the end when you decide to attack me personally, not only that, claim something about me that is not true.
At least make sure your claims are based on TRUTH before you accuse someone of stupidity. When you fail to do so, you're guilty of being stupid yourself.
BastEternal 8 months ago
dear dedarkle... show me proof that your religion is more real then mine(church of FSM) show me facts, show me scientific evidence...? i'm waiting... and dont pull anything out of the bible or any veres cause they dont count as proof
antihero2017 1 year ago 3
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this is the dumbest religion ever.... seriously wtf... go to hell i believe in jesus christ, god, hope you believers in this religion go to hell and suk his spegahti balls or w.e it is, believe in god<3 jesus christ thumbs up if yu christian or agree<3
dedarkle 1 year ago
@dedarkle I know, right? How could people believe in something as stupid and illogical as the Flying Spaghetti Monster? They could at least believe in rational things like talking snakes, a man building a giant boat and putting two of every animal in the world on it for 40 days and 40 nights (he also lived to be 950 years old), a burning bush that talks, and a man living inside of a whale. Seriously, WTF is wrong with these people? They need to get back to reality.
ChiTown7721 10 months ago 3
@dedarkle u shall be sent 2 hell if u do not repent now his hell has a beer volcanoe and a stripper factory except the strippers hav stds and the beer is stale
L3thalBrickProuction 10 months ago
Ramen brother! (:
madmanlll 1 year ago
Ramen brother
frosti7 1 year ago
Very... Interesting..
Oh well, better to have a twist to things than having it to be full of restrictions. xD
FerretDude15 1 year ago
Pastafarian is the worst excuse of a religion I have ever seen in my life -.-, I had pasta for lunch today! and it was GOOD! :D
FunnyRandomness212 1 year ago
@FunnyRandomness212 We encourage you to do that, letting the FSM fill you up from the inside. It WAS good, wasn't it?
smurfyday 1 year ago
@smurfyday um... wtf are you on about? :/
FunnyRandomness212 1 year ago
@smurfyday lol your an idiot + you believe in fucking pasta -.-, that is so retarded.... :/.. It's food!! The sad thing is that people are actually believing this shit, it's SAD!
FunnyRandomness212 1 year ago
@FunnyRandomness212
Im very saddened by your response, your certainly an atheist, it will be your undoing
long live FSM!
w ww.venganza .o rg/
frosti7 1 year ago
@FunnyRandomness212
May FSM have mercy on your soul
frosti7 1 year ago
@frosti7 lol are you high or something? XD
FunnyRandomness212 1 year ago
bless you brother may the noodle bless you can i get a ramen
TheFMKProductions 1 year ago
RAmen to all!
foreverspagetti 1 year ago
RAMEN!
mcrlove27 1 year ago
Pastafarians don't rape:
That's the Vatican, Muslims, and Wall Street.
;)
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago 9
@SinnFein4ever
Vatican - Rapes little boys
Muslims - Rapes little girls
Wall Streets - Rapes anybody and everybody for money!
amandygirl78 2 months ago 2
Anonymous is after you!!!!!!!!!!
watch?v=ATZvRyB364s
DSD1v57BG32 1 year ago
@over9000christian
Did it ever cross your mind that those Bible verses were written by an ancient, barbaric, child-murdering savages? Before you go on preaching about the holyness of the Bible why don't you actually pay attention to the slaughtering of innoncent children, women, and elderly in the name of god
PieManPwns 1 year ago 6
@PieManPwns glorious aint it?
6G3rm4N9 1 week ago
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In Your loving mercy, Father of all,
be pleased to receive them in Your plate,
May the merits and prayers of our delicious soup Mother,
tomato soup, and those of all the forks and spoons,
feed us and feed them now.
This we ask in Your Spaghett's name.
Ramen
geiuy 1 year ago
Fear GOD who hath power to cast you into HELL(Luke 12:5)! Fear God and depart from evil(Proverbs 3:7)! God is ANGRY with the wicked everyday(Psalm 7:11)! Jesus Christ is the WAY, the TRUTH, and the LIFE, there is NO OTHER WAY to be saved(John 14:6)! For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved(John 3:17)! TURN FROM YOUR SINS AND SUBMIT 2 THE LORDSHIP OF JESUS CHRIST NOW! DON'T BOAST OF HAVING TOMORROW! Proverbs 27:1
over9000christian 1 year ago
@over9000christian wtf u crazy ass christian
TheKerli22 1 year ago
@over9000christian RAMEN!! teehee...i dont want to go to hell, they have strippers with venereal diseases and stale beer! AH!!
mcrlove27 1 year ago
@over9000christian
Denounce your hateful and judgemental ways! Christ died almost 2000 years ago, the Flying Spaghetti Monster forgave him for his sins and allowed him into Heaven where the beer volcanoes flow freely! Allow him to embrace you into his noodly appendages and you too will be saved!
mastermalone 1 year ago
@mastermalone
Ramen
frosti7 1 year ago
I'm a reformed Pastafarian. The FSM wants us to be Ninjas, not Pirates. The pirates are spreading lies. FSM Pirates, you guys are BUTT PIRATES!!! RAmen.
justonefyx 1 year ago
@justonefyx your a duche, ass face ... one of the pastafarian symbols is a pirate fish not a ninja fish ... love,
justin
Bluemagicshyguy 1 year ago
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I have been touched by his noodly apendage, i feel i need to give something back, so i will gauge one of my eyes out and hack one leg off so to become a pirate and promote Pastafarianism, and if i get 15 Thumbs up on this comment i will show this astounding video of this feat of heroism, and if it does reach 15 thumbs up give it a week or so then type in "TropnevadNitsuj Becomes a Pirate" to see this amazing act of self sacrifice...
May Pasta Be Upon Your Plate,
TropnevadNitsuj
TropnevadNitsuj 1 year ago
Tom Cruise
Nice work Hahaha
RuggedBaphomet 1 year ago
pirates do have a place in keeping Global warming under control. Ocean temperatures are consistant with the number of pirates in the area. Whenever a cannon ball strikes the water and sinks it causes a mixing of the warm surface water with the deeper cold water layer. Same thing with bodies and walking the plank, sinking ships, its all related. FSM does NOT encourage the worst of pirate activity but you dont want Global warming, now do you ?
SqueakerAlpha 1 year ago
You sir, seem to be a Radical Piratian. Which is fine, we are all pastafarians.
bradzdestroyer 1 year ago
RE Groovyhitman
If you are annoyed with people because they challenge your religion,try the same on a pastafarian? And you will see that it has as much impact as it should have on you!! I will never deny my god either.
Who cares if its made out of pasta or thin air? To belief is to be certain you are right...unless ofcourse u arent very sure...
Peace be with you and may the pirates smile upon you.
Ramen
Maverick21491 1 year ago
@GroovyHitMan
pastafarians have just as much right (IF NOT MORE) to believe as you do lol. im all for your friend hahahaha
UpEataakadaman 1 year ago
I don't know which is more brilliantly hilarious, the video or comments. Hahaha...Ramen to you all.
vadstradamus 1 year ago
I hate pastafarians so much. I've got a friend that's a pastafarian, but he just converted to it. he was originally an athiest, but i think he figured that since he doesn't care, he should just have fun with his religion. all he does is challenge my religion (Christianity) and it's pretty annoying. i want to snap some sense into him. i mean cmon. their god is fucking pasta. i mean all they are are just a bunch of athiest who poke of god and real religion.
GroovyHitMan 1 year ago
@GroovyHitMan lol... u said "real religion" :P
tkweazel 1 year ago 2
@GroovyHitMan
We Pastafarians do not hate based on beliefs like you do. However, you seem to be a complete asshole anyway. Why is it less plausible that the FSM exists because he is made of pasta (and meatballs)? We aren't talking about any ordinary plate of spaghetti here, we are talking an infinitely complex carbohydrate whose noodly appendages are limitless.
Wouldn't something strange like FSM be more feasible as a deity than a floating pensioner?
I would hardly expect a god to be so boring.
DeathSlayer2 1 year ago
STOP GLOBAL WARMING BECOME A PIRATE!
Draco1309 2 years ago 55
@Draco1309 no you can only stop global warming by turning up the AC
wtfjaftw 1 year ago
what is the song in the video? I swear I will go crazy if I don't find it.
rAmen, brother.
ossumguywill 2 years ago
It is the mission impossible theme brother by Limpbizkit ( watch?v=08Cc7A-8_lo ),
FSM bless!
PassionForPasta 2 years ago
thank you , FSM bless you.
ossumguywill 2 years ago
@ossumguywill its limp bizkit song
JCI1990 1 year ago
What do pastafarians think about Internet pirates, and those political pirates in the Pirate Parties around the world?
It does not seams that they help stop global warming...
greyman000 2 years ago
@greyman000
They are not real pirates.
The word pirate has come to describe anyone who commits the act of plagiarism.
The definition of a true pirate is someone who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without having a commission from any sovereign nation.
DeathSlayer2 1 year ago
@DeathSlayer2 If you want to use real deffinitions and history, the word pirate is accually derived from privateer, that is someone who broke away from the trade houses and guilds, and instead opened their own buissness. A pirate where accually more often a smuggler or even honest mercant. The meaning of the word changed however around the 18th century.
greyman000 1 year ago
I didn't know that but I will believe you because you can spell. :D
ooops now I see "mercant" not being sarcastic i really just spotted that
DeathSlayer2 1 year ago
May FSM's noodley appendages touch you all. Ramen.
pallypvpftw 2 years ago 41
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TheTexas3rdcoast 2 years ago
Pirates! piiiirates 0-0
spike86IL 2 years ago
Blasphemy I say, I be tellin ya that tis tha meatballs that is God, the Spaghetti is just his scarf.
All praise the Meatballs for blessed are they, full of salty goodness.
I have been blessed, yes I have for I have licked upon one of Gods Balls and I have tasted the salt, the salt bringeth live for we cannot live without his salt.
VeggieManUK 2 years ago
fuccin idiots who belives in fuccin spagetti i know i eat spagetti datz eats yall are fuccin stupid fucc fsm will all my heart n fucc u for believening him apendage my ass
TheTexas3rdcoast 2 years ago
do you know what fucking satire is?
wgy619 2 years ago
im gonna go ahead and assume your some crips wannabe. either that or your just a retard that cant spell. we dont insult your beliefs dont insult ours. believeing in a flyingg spaghetti monster is no more ridiculous than the christian god.
because rising from the dead walking on water and parting seas sounds so much more realistic doesnt it...
sabroe89 2 years ago
noooo an invisible imaginary sky daddy is much better
adirm18 2 years ago
yes thanks for agreeing
TheTexas3rdcoast 2 years ago
who the fuck agreed with you?
adirm18 2 years ago
none of your dam buisness
TheTexas3rdcoast 2 years ago
Damn idiot, jajajaja, you cant even tell sarcasm
Semidioz 2 years ago
@TheTexas3rdcoast lol... u spelled damn wrong
tkweazel 1 year ago
(I threw him up!)
DSD1v57BG32 2 years ago
what is wrong with you?!? pirates aren't mean like that!!! they give candy to little children and sing songs on the high seas!!! they don't rape and pillage!!! this is ninja propaganda!!!!
wgymmom 2 years ago 3
This video violates at least six of the FSM's eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.
I'm afraid the beer volcano may only spew light beer for you.
Prytonis 2 years ago 3
@Prytonis RAmen.
bradzdestroyer 1 year ago
Spaghetti Hell sounds niihahiice!
Dudemanguypersonit 2 years ago
Hey i know the feeling. Your balls shrink and you get pimples. Or wait is that something else?
Dudemanguypersonit 2 years ago
Ramen!!!!
educationk12 2 years ago
i will eat your pasta god
greencacavideos 2 years ago
INFIDEL!
DSD1v57BG32 2 years ago
but spaghetti tastes soooooooo good. just can't resist
greencacavideos 2 years ago
People believing in an invisible pink pony lol their infidels A PINK PONY!
who would beleive that,
Have you been touched by his noodly appendage
Ramen
DSD1v57BG32 2 years ago
no but i did eat the noodly appendage.
greencacavideos 2 years ago
Did you eat it with respect?
DSD1v57BG32 2 years ago
i had deadly thoughts while eating the spaghetti.
greencacavideos 2 years ago
You will go to HELL spaghetti hell
were all the strippers have VD and the beer is stale!
DSD1v57BG32 2 years ago 3
lol what, are you huffing grass?
greencacavideos 2 years ago
maybe
DSD1v57BG32 2 years ago
Take me to your wonder vault, where you keep your spoils and your treasures. Now you stumble to our hold. I can see you crack under pressure. So where's your spaghetti monster now?
greencacavideos 2 years ago
I was hungry, so i ate him, oops.
DSD1v57BG32 2 years ago 3
well i guess that means you killed the flying spaghetti monster. well good luck, now a bunch of angry pastafarians will strangle you with noodly appendages lol. wow this is the stupidest religion ever, i can't even really call it a religion. its like a joke.
greencacavideos 2 years ago
lol it is a joke, some thing about religions idk but its funny.
DSD1v57BG32 2 years ago
Well done, now who will keep us attached to the earth?
sportfx 2 years ago
Giant long invisible spaghetti noodles hold us down.
DSD1v57BG32 2 years ago 2
i know :D im a pastafarian! some guy said he ate the FSM
sportfx 2 years ago
Raman brother, I have avenged our FSM, I ate that guy and saved our lord.
DSD1v57BG32 2 years ago
RAmen
themrb4 2 years ago 2
i cant resist
kayway9 2 years ago
Hail FSM
slayforfun 2 years ago 2
Everything is better with Pirates!
Even Pastafarianism.
Pastamanful 2 years ago 2
thats a lot of rape
RemsUnheardofArmy 2 years ago
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Deuteronomy 7:4 (King James Version) For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.
SNIPEification 2 years ago
May the FSM bless you.
sushiyama1 2 years ago
You insult my faith and you mock my religion. I go so far as to call you a heretic. But I'll pray for you. I hope you see the light and join us in the Reformed Pastafarian Church.
I'll pray to the FSM for Tom as well watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0
pnelnik1 2 years ago 7
DEATH to reformed pastafarians! the first church of the FSM is the only true religion and ye shalt suffer in eternity with dormant beer volcanos, fat strippers, and moldy sauce!! rAMEN
kberg72 2 years ago 3
you're not being serious are you?...
lov32s331t 2 years ago
You are all wrong! INFIDELS!
The Invisible Pink Unicorn is the true faith!
Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. The Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them
Prepare for The Great Unihad! Death to the Pastafarians!
Pink is Great!
Serethen 2 years ago 3
RAmen
catmania202p 2 years ago 4
A video response will be provided by the collective.
Prepare for Project Pastology!
TempleOfSin 2 years ago
Raghu!
draagon66 2 years ago
Parmesan be up on HIM
RAmen
ZeroTamura 2 years ago 2
(1 Cannellonians 11:24-25) "And when Cheesus had given thanks, he boiled it, and said, Take, eat: this is my Noodle, which is boiled for you: this do in remembrance of me. After the same manner also he took the Red Vino, when he supped, saying: "This cup is the Best Fermentation to compliment my dish: This do ye quite often til ye are intoxicated, in remembrance of me."
xephyr1000 2 years ago 8
xD
I love you.
poweredxbyxhope 2 years ago 2
(Rigatoni 2:38) "Then Cheesus said unto them, Al dente, and be boiled every one of you in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the ingestion of pasta, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Meat Balls."
xephyr1000 2 years ago 2
all hail his meatballs of truth!!
hellasweet4twizzle 2 years ago 2
may his noodly appendage touch be upon you and allow you to bask in the beauty of the stripper factory and beer volcanos upon entrance to heaven
RAmen!
thesoundof3am 2 years ago 2
all hail FSM, the alpha and omega
dhl1986 2 years ago
let us venerate the souls of those many brave ninjas, the FSM shall bless. Let us pray.
ramen.
ariannahiggins 2 years ago
heretic
scifirocks 2 years ago
His noodly appendage has touched me!
sakar181 2 years ago
My his noddly appendage have mercy upon your slanders
sk8adio42 2 years ago
Hah, tom cruise/scientology spoof.
rjswolfman 2 years ago
my school does not allow us to wear bandanas cuz they are "gang related" next time i wear one i'm gonna say DUDE ITS MY RELIGION
dragoncrazed12 2 years ago 3
as a pastafian I found it a little offensive that you compared our peacefull faith with the most dangerous and corrupt cult on the planet, scientology.
however I believe that his noodly appendage will forgive you.
RAmen!
zeeslag123 2 years ago 2
R'amen!
halabalo195 2 years ago
DUDE rape is against one of the 8 i'dratheryourdidn'ts
May his noodly appendage touch you
RAmen
deathtobill5 3 years ago 3
Why do I feel the need to have a HUGE plate of spaghetti with 2 REALLY BIG meat balls?
mtfune 3 years ago
...Because you're a douche and like big balls, duh
whiteknight30303 3 years ago
OOH that sounds sexy!!!! DUH--assholes!!!!
mtfune 3 years ago
btw-- I already "sucked down" that 2 balled plate of spaghetti and it was GOOD!!!!!
mtfune 3 years ago
no it was god..
engangs 2 years ago
Hey, I cut off my LEG for the FSM.
watch?v=3f6P-wsq2wQ
Me and my peg leg come in at the two-thirds point.
SnidelyTallHat 3 years ago
Check out my offical Christmas Pastafarian video !!!
soth3d 3 years ago
/me hides under blanket...
are coming after me next for net bining true to the religion?
GegoXaren 3 years ago
Doesn't raping go against one of the eight i'd really rather you didn'ts? oh well, carry on pilaging Pastafarian friends. RAmen
sianaloo 3 years ago 3
hav u even read the 8 id really rather u didnts cause it says not 2 rape ppl so ur not a true pastafarian.
numanumancis 3 years ago 4
This is the funniest shit Ive ever seen hahahahaha, they arent gonna rape and pilage themselves hahahahah!!!!!!! who the fuck is tom cruise????
adamrosio08 3 years ago
RAmen
meercat666 3 years ago
And not to have to pay any taxes in America. Cool!!
shaknthustnt 3 years ago
I am your god!!!!!
adamrosio08 3 years ago
This totally kicks Tom Cruise ass.
SurferRosa79 3 years ago
RAmen!
DreadlordFrips 3 years ago 2
lol this religion is hilarious
"they arnt gona rape themselves" lol
ochukodavis 3 years ago 2
RAmen.
Runedude2090 3 years ago
You militant Cap'nCookists give all us repastful ones a bad name!
Just get back to the 8 reallyratheryoudidn'ts and you'll be much happier.
dunnonuffink 3 years ago 5
RAmen!
browniehead8605 3 years ago
RAmen.
ajax1092 3 years ago
RAmen!
seraphreak 3 years ago
RAmen!
akuradavis 3 years ago
RAmen my brothers!
GR4NDTH3FT4UTO 3 years ago
RAmen.
hippiedstoner 3 years ago
RAmen!
Darthkirby707 3 years ago
i am now going to join this
gandhi199 3 years ago