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  • What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

    Yell at her.

  • 2:04 is kinda awkward because my dad HAS actually suggested that I run away... Ouch. Lol

  • if someone tells u,"ur hair's straight", say"no its not straight its gay"...

  • Next time you kiss your mom, tell me how my dick tastes

  • do u want me to buy u a huge condom? i mean your acting like a dick so u might as well dress like one

  • Your just mad cause your hair is straighter than you are.

  • do you know kandice? . . . kan-dis dick fit in ur moth?

    have u met philip? philip who? phil- up on dez nutz!

  • hey look they are selling lives on ebay get one....too bad you cant even afford free

  • 3:32 is a lie

  • Are you afraid of heights ...... Then hop off this dick.

    Where'd you get that...... Dick in your mouth.

  • Best Insults Ever:

    -You're the reason God created Birth Control.

    -Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

    -You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

    -Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

    -You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

    -Shock me, say something intelligent.

    -Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?

  • ok sorry bout the elbow comment please dont block me, but what if the people who can do this are gene simmons relatives?

  • Heres a good one:

    "When you die, I won't be at your funeral, because I probably have to work, and you know me, buisness before pleasure"

  • @superdong666 dude I completely agree with you

  • @superdong666 dude I agree with u

  • Who else loled at the the Pikachu and the Dong arguing below?...

  • Yo momma's so fat you can find her easily on Google Earth.

  • You're mama's so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and people yelled out"TAXI" :P

  • yo momma so nasty I asked her what's for dinner and she spread her legs and said crabs

  • @dittogoop Don't worry, he's filling up a cup with tears. He doesn't have a life :P

  • @Pikafan2132 ur gonna have to do better than that to hurt my feelings buddy :)

  • @dittogoop how will i ever live with myself knoing u blocked me??? ima go cut my wrists now cuz theres sum little kids on youtube who dont like me

  • @superdong666 Who said that we like you? Not even your fat mom likes you, not even you dad, your grandpa, oh wait, you don't have one cause he killed himself of how a faggot you are.

  • Pikafan I agree with you.

  • oh sad... lol

  • Thanks, i'll use those for the next troll who touch me.

  • @Pikafan2132 with a name like pikafan ur just asking to be trolled

  • @superdong666 Why? I just love Pikachu and most people who like Pokemon might have Pokemon names on their username, and i got this idea from what i named my Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door profile, Pikafan2...

  • @Pikafan2132 *smh* kids these days

  • @superdong666 I'm 14 years old, your argument is invalid ;)

  • @Pikafan2132 that goes to show ur stupidity. since u r in fact 14 yrs old that makes my arguement more suitable than it would if i was talkin to a 32 yr old man.now stop tryin to embarass urself

  • @superdong666 Good, your going to start that now? What a waste of faggotry your doing now? You should be on bed.

  • @Pikafan2132 wut a waste of faggotry??? that makes no sense unless ur trying to encourage everyone to be as much of a rump ranger as u r... and i am on my bed

  • @superdong666 What's a rump ranger? Is that some strange new language? And also, if your in bed then how are you still on computer? -.- 

  • @Pikafan2132 u make urself sound dumber and dumber with every reply and nowadays ppl call them laptops

  • @superdong666 Wow! Looks like there's a dumbass here who can't take sarcasm!!! *presses emergency button* and also i know that your typing in a Laptop, i'm not dumb like your fat mom. Are you calling others dumb in the internet to try to make your mom lose weight???

  • @Pikafan2132 no i call ppl dumb on the internet cuz i hope that it inspires them to stop obsessing over pokemon and go outside. little virgins like u who think theyre smart make me laugh :)

  • @superdong666 Virgins have nothing to do with people who play games, and also you can't stop anyone from obsessing over a game, it's like someone trying to make others stop hearing Justin Bieber's horrible song. Now, if you wanna continue with the conversation, then come up with something new, cause i need to laugh at your failure some more.

  • @Pikafan2132 virgins may have nothing to do with video games but video games r the leading cause of virginity nowadays and ur righ. maybe i cant stop sumone from obsessing over a video game but i sure love to make fun of all of those obsessers. now wut have i said that was old??? ur obviously failing at this conversation. ur just too easy to troll. i almost feel bad for going after such an easy target

  • @superdong666 Easy to troll? Dude, you made me drop my pills after this new failure you come up with. Now i have to get more, retard.

  • @superdong666 I'm not obsessed with Pokemon fyi, i like other games too, but with a name like Superdong, you sound like a nerd who doesn't have a real console, who tries to look cool by skipping school and joining youtube, so STFU cause i don't talk to people who skip school just to join youtube.

  • @superdong666 I guess you should eat your dick next time cause i have friends and defenders, while you have none, all you have is yourself.

  • @Pikafan2132 eat a dick??? surely u can better than that and i have friends but i dont have to rely on them to scare off the mean ol youtube bully

  • @superdong666 Me a bully? Wow, you started saying that me having a name about my fav pokemon is asking to be trolled, when there's nothing wrong about having names with Pokemons on then, so please make a favor and kill yourself, with something rather than a knife, like a AK-47, Oh wait! Your to young to buy that!!! You can block me if you don't want to get cyber bullied, momma's boy.

  • @Pikafan2132 dude ur the biggest dumbass ive ever met. i was calling myself the bully and i feel honored that u would u want me to kill myself quick and painlessly and no theres nothing wrong with havin a pokemon name in ur username but it does however make u more of a faggot. now hows about u come back and try to talk shit when ur nuts have dropped u little shit

  • @superdong666 If i was you, i would STFU cause, you're a baby without any nuts on his sack, considering what retarded baby like you would have a hairy sack? Considering, the proper grammar is "You" not "U" proving your a baby who gets bullied more in school than in youtube, and to who your talking too, cause you should respect your elders than making then laugh at the failures you post, and also you shouldn't use shampoo on bath cause a head pops out and looks at your sack and says "What's that?

  • @superdong666 Lol, what's up with the "dong" in your username? I think you should put "douche" to make it better. And come on, you can troll your hard target better than that. Just stop being emo! Cause i know your family feels terribly bad for having you into it, then please make a favor and cut your wrists. Cut it, cut it, crybaby!!! Make me laugh some more! I feel terribly bad for how retarded your kind is, probably, i believe your an elephant like all these other idiots in the world.

  • @superdong666 So what? Your going to cry in pain for help in the dark? Hehe! Say "Mommy, Daddy! I'm going to wet my pants, this dark room and this guy is scaring me!" Until, your fat mom and dad gets here, your gayland will be destroyed like all the rest of the garbage in your universe, and also. I'm anxious to see your dead body floating in water and your ugly fat fucking face. Seriously, the only nerdy virgin is you, cause you are raging over people to stop obsessing over a masterpiece.

  • @superdong666 Umad baby? Maybe you should have crapped your diaper after i kicked your ass! Go cry to your fat mom to change your diaper if your so dumb to change it yourself!

  • @superdong666 Oh Jesus, your the most retarded baby i've ever seen, your crying in pain for help into my darkness, and you sound ridiclous! And until your fat mom and dad comes, your universe will be burned into ashes, and all these gays who lives with you, cut your wrists if you don't want to get burned too!

  • @Pikafan2132 crying in pain for help into my darkness??? and u say i sound ridiculous (im guessing that was ur vocabulary word in skool today) u make this too easy so im just gonna go find me more of a challenge.

  • @superdong666 Lol, go ahead then. Probably, isn't there some job your mouth has to do than making a account into this site?

  • @superdong666 How about growing up? Probably, your grammar sucks more than your mom in bed, why not just buy a medicine to her than embarassing yourself over youtube? Oh jesus, i have better things to do than continuing this argument with a 4 year old who tries to get over anything, but he never will. And yes the 4 year old i'm talking is with you! ;)

  • @Pikafan2132 wow u still play pokemon haha do u have a gf

  • @bloodzzzyyy STFU you smelly bitch

  • DiVinci? ok...

  • my best friend can lick her elbow...so can my little sister and older sister, and my older sisters step brother...

  • Your mom treats STD's like pokemon she's gotta have em all !

  • So... awkward that I can actually lick my elbow?? :/

  • I've never tried to lick my elbow before!

  • lame

  • you're mom's so dumb i told her to do the robot and she gave R2D2 AIDS

  • I find it hard to believe the average person would rather die than see a spider. I'm not afraid of spiders, I like them. :) They're so misunderstood. :(

  • fuck yo elbow

  • We are two people so thats who freedom and graceful are...

    Graceful: Okk just for the record i can't lick my elbow and couldn't when I was ten either... umm uhh yeah okk.

    Freedom: Naaw D: Don't listen to those ...*whisper* Freaks.... I can't lick my elbow either ^-^ ...Unless I were to cut the tip of my tongue of and.... Uhhh... Never mind that ahaha >w<"

  • You're mama's so fat that the only place she could get a job was at a movie theater...as the screen! Haha(;

  • so i'm with the person that amde the video i cant lick my elbow either

  • OMG I never knew that your eyes stay the same size!

  • heres a good one Snow White called, she's missing a dwarf

  • whyy do people qootta hate on fat people ? seriously !

  • your mam is so fat she has her own post code

  • i can lick both my elbows at the same time!

  • most people in the world cant like there elbow. if you can, you either do gymnastics, you are double jointed or you have a very long toung. if none of the abouve, your a freak.

  • i cant lick my elbow either :P

  • i ate out your mom.....'s elbow

  • FUCK

  • My eyes never grow? Then Why Do I Have Them So Big??

  • I can lick my elbow!

  • i can lick my elbow

    lol joke somewhere on this planet, a human is going crazy at a computer because i just wrote that on youtube. lol

  • I cant lick my elbow :(

  • hears one to girls

    Suck the sweat off my dick you dirty hore

  • @iscirc99 no thanx im not a lesbian XD

  • Is it THAT weird that I fear spiders more than death?! :O

  • omg i cant lick my elbow wow haha i gusse im the 80% who tried it :S scary

  • Nob Dix fuck wank you cancerous mess

    A favourite of mine

  • ha ha........... *yawn* 

  • IM SO CLOSE TO LICKING MY ELBOW!!!

  • this is fucking stupid how are these. you know what is funny i am gonna kill your whole family and stomp your grandmother to death.

    hahaha

  • @THEoGRANDWIZARD thats a "fucking stupid comment"

  • funny random insullt: spit fuck

  • I CAN'T LICK MY FUKKEN ELBOW!

  • LOL! Guess what my favorite insult is? If I had to name a vacuum cleaner i'd name it (insert name here) because they equally suck.

  • @Pizzapie500 my favorite inult is, yo mamma is like geico so easy a caveman could do it

  • dont worry, i cant lick my elbow.

  • Ah, Yo Mama jokes... The ghetto neighborhoods of humor.

  • i cant lick my elbow.........but im double jointed

  • @QouteMe1st i was just trollin`

  • this video is fake and gay

  • Heres a fact: You know your getting old when your candles cost more than your cake.

  • @AcTXvAizeNt not if they're really expensive candles

  • I LICKED MY ELBOW! i had to break my arm to do it though...

  • rofl i cant even get my elbow near my face let alone lick it

  • I CAN'T lick my elbow :( Anyways imma try sum of these. Lol

  • Another meaning for cola is penis in Turkey (I think it's Turkey anyways it's somewhere) just think of that next time you say you want some cola :) just a fun fact :p

  • I tried licking my elbow. . . I hurted my jaw attempting to. ahaha fail

  • wtf we can lick are elbow you fking retards ??

  • the best part of your sense of humot ran down your mothers leg. that was some seriously corny old shit!

  • eyes do grow!

  • @poralentierno i dont think they do, I got that fact off a website and I've heard it a lot of times before and after this video.

  • @Mmazrocks13

    No, poral is right, they dont grow much though, only about 25% from birth to death. :)

  • @Mmazrocks13 they do get bigger when ur gets older

  • @Mmazrocks13

    Well I think they do, cause if they didnt grow ; people who have big eyes must have barley had a face when they were a baby

  • Lol stevie woneer :)

  • I can lick my own balls

  • lmfaoo good ones. except the 'mom jokes' not a fan of that

  • i can lick my elbow

  • your momma so fat, i slit her throat and mayonaise poured out

  • omg almost there getting closer gr so close i cant lic kem elbow ;(

  • my baby sister can lik her elbow

  • @malvarez619 babies/young children are naturally more flexible anyways

  • @Mmazrocks13 i can lick my elbow your weird if you can't :L

  • @xXxiRangerxXx You just called 3/4 of the population weird.

  • wen you said that about the elbow i tried to lick mine but i couldnt =[

  • i can lick my elbow

  • Your eyes actually do grow. They grow in size mainly during puberty up to age 16, which is when they stop. :).

  • My coca cola is a girl pussy

  • haha! yo mama iz zo fat that when she jumped she got stuck in the air! funny.

  • heres a awesome joke ,ur mom

  • that was kind of awsome :)

  • yo momma is so hairy that when you were born you almost died from rug burn ,yo momma is so fat when she wen bunjee jumping she toook the whole bridge with her, yo momma is so old that when i slapped her back her titties fell down

  • Your mama is soooo fat the only thing stopping her from going to weight watchers is the door :D 

  • Your mums so fat that when she stood on the scales it gave her a phone number!

  • if u guys can lick ur elbow's then put a video up provint it 0.0

  • It's when she jumped for joy she got stuck! Not when she jumbed in the air she got stuck!

  • SHIT I CANT LICK MY ELBOW

  • yo mama so fat people jog around her to excercise. yo mama so dumb tht wen the computer said "press any key" she could find "any key"

  • your not the only dude that can't lick yur elbow.i tryied and it hurts a little.still couldn't lick it.

  • Lol well you CANT lick your elbow.. those who claim they cant probably dont know what an elbow is or are oddly disproportionate.

  • i can lick my elbow and you cant i bet your cant touch them behind your back either ;)

  • yeah, your momma is so fat that she needs a map to find her ass.

    your momma is so fat that every time after sex, i roll 2 times and im still on top of her xD xD

  • Your Mom's so ugly when she entered the ugliness competition they said 'sorry no proffesionals'

  • @CFCAlexHs BOO! man first time i heard that joke was in the 2nd grade....

  • @broncosfan02 You must of had a ''fun'' 2nd grade...

  • but i like the cookie :'(

  • i could use these against a guy who keeps being an ass to me

  • any NORMAL perso cant...you freaks!!!

  • i can lick both my elbows and touch my nose with my tounge

  • i could lick both of my elbows... omg why do you go to school.

  • you sir are so stinky you smell like

    the flashes nutz after he gets done

    jogging ;]

  • i can lick my elbow hahahaha. eat shit.

  • I can lick my elbow LOL

  • LOOK I CAN LICK MY ELBOW! u stupid cunt :)

  • Lolz

  • @iSmoshMeWeeNar well normal people cant. 

  • your momas so fat even when she got a divorse, they were still together

  • your mom is so fat she had to use the freeway ass a sliping slide....ur mom is so fat that they had 2 baptize he at seaworld

  • Yo mamma's so fat when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the pacific ocean.

  • yo momma so ugly she make blind people cry

  • I can li.... xD

    srry just messing around

    god video but lacks music :P

  • the last one said its physically imposible to lick your elbo and 80% of people try to after they hear that

  • i think my dog can lick his 4 elbows at the same time...

  • you are so rude you should respect your mom not call her FAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i can lick my elbow you bitchy ass freak

  • @xXJAMEZD716Xx normal people cant

  • I know this guy who can lick his elbow.

  • @2:33 You are so right bcuz my "brother" (I like to think of him as the "queen of the devils") is very very afraid of spiders and he's older then me!!!

  • epic. the thing is 99.7% of people can't lick their elbow. If you can't, you're far from alone. =P

  • haha the ocean one was funny for me because i have a hydrophobia. i told a kid "you remind me of the ocean" she said "aww thank you" I said "U remind me of the ocean because u haunted my dreams as a child and now I still can't seem to get rid of you"

  • How about: You suck, But not as good as your mom? Im not into your mom jokes but i guess id share it with u guys looking for a good one.

  • wat about : ur mom is so ugly she made tear gas cry

  • @CR9soccerdude i thought it was your mom is so ugly she makes onions cry

  • his name is DA vinci!

  • don't feel bad.

    i can't lick my elbow either.

  • I tried to lick my elbow... And I couldn't... DAMN!