SATANIC STATE OF THE UNION

[mbmanbat]

@macnuts fuck u 2

[mbmanbat]

@deadlyparkour fuck the devil punk ass cock suckin fag his only power is over weak minded piss ants like yourself... PRAISE JESUS

[E81XvaMn12X1P829]

@Guitarrosaurusrex kid, ur lucky that Deek doesnt enforce a Zero Trollerance policy cuz if he did u d be blocked after ur 1st childish comment, as if u came up with that idea (smartest thing Satan ever did was convincing us he does not exist, tsk, tsk, tsk) good thing that idea is not someone's intelectual property, cuz there nothing intelectual about it, that's why ;)

[DeadlyParkour]

Stupid moron,may you survive until the apocalypse so i can torture you.

No one makes jokes of Satan's unholy name,stupid christian

[macnutz]

very good, thanks for the upload.

I find it remarkable that Christians remain so ignorant of the nature of their fourth and most powerful god, Satan. The father, the son, and the holy ghost are in a two thousand year old defensive holding pattern against what appears to be the most powerful god of the christian mythos, Satan. Given the christian obsession with money, power, and punishing their detractors it is obvious which of the four they they work for. Obvious to everyone else that is.

[DirectInjected]

@Guitarrosaurusrex Oh sweet, sweet irony. How delicious it is.

[PdishmonkeyJJ]

@Guitarrosaurusrex nos hes fucking not because hes NOT FUCKING REAL. hes a figment of your imagination you stupid fucking tool

[PdishmonkeyJJ]

@Guitarrosaurusrex the one that needs mental help is the one that thinks thats theres a fat old invisible fucking FAIRY living in the clouds!

[PdishmonkeyJJ]

@Guitarrosaurusrex Thats stupid.. if ''god'' is so fucking powerful why doesnt he just undo his creation (satan)then? hypocrital religious ponces as always

[mrgimp420]

FKN great! I love this so FKN much!!!!!

[notitbros]

you are hilarious!

john stewart should learn from you

george carlin would be proud

i am an american and your parody of american politics is sharper and more astute than anything our so-called modern living comedians have devised - THANK you for your humor

[AngryBugger2012]

GOOD/EVIL = FALSE

FEAR/LOVE = WISDOM

[superwhuffo1]

This video is hilarious...it put me into a laughing attack...now check out the videos under superwhuffo1 and wildmanwalkerthe1st...also read my free book from cover to cover and find out the truth at last...simply search: The Dawn of Intelligence

[C11118]

(^.^)

[JanusChristIsRisen]

I love your videos Deek! Keep making them!

[strom56]

@Guitarrosaurusrex so if you don't believe in god your a sinner and if you don't believe in satan then you've been fooled no evidence necessary "you just believe sinning fool!" not only is it a mind fuck it's an insult.

[fknnewz]

@Guitarrosaurusrex hohoho - divininity or nature mmmm tough choice ..er not really divinity is for morons or the ignorant - which are you

[fknnewz]

@Guitarrosaurusrex my imaginary demons are worst than your imaginary demons - likewise my imaginary friend is better than yours and my imaginary afterlife is better than yours bla bla bla etc etc

[strom56]

@Guitarrosaurusrex thats the same as saying that your a sinner if you don't believe its a mind fuk theyre faarrking with your miiinnd

[prometheus314159]

not bad satire, but you need to work on your evil laugh. bwah ha ha haw.

[hailtotheking324]

i love his viewpoints but when he smiles and dances around i dont think there is anything funnier in the world

[Republica101]

i liked the 1984 reference in "the headlies tonight"

[amsterdamned333]

I always love the way he says, have a nice weekend!

But this time, the way he sad it truly ruled :D

[nxu89]

fknbrill!

[ahzreal]

Vote Landless Peasant!

[fknnewz]

@Guitarrosaurusrex has mickey mouse got us in the palm of his hand then

[edtheball69]

You need to do one on the uk police and the courts and how corrupt the bastards are..

[thefullmonte2003]

Where is al queda getting these rediculous bombs????? am i supposed to think they make these outta soda bottles????

[mr647]

No one will enter the New World Order unless he or she will make a pledge to worship Lucifer. No one will enter the New Age unless he will take a Luciferian Initiation.

David Spangler, Director of Planetary Initiative, United Nations

[LastReplaySC]

he is not only giving me a good laugh, he is making sure that these mumbo jumbo vodoo followers shit themselfs, lol

5 star

[elvis316]

another 5/5. Rock on Deek.

[freqeist]

dont forget America and Scientologist`s tussling over Haiti !

[preacherZer0]

hmmm... Satan sounds suspiciously like Gordon Brown.

Mind you, I don't believe in Gordon Brown either.

[klenner]

Great stuff ! 5*

[prote101]

americans!!! u think you need a bit of paper for your rights and if there deleted off that then there gone!?!?! erm ur rights are inside you and your knowledge!!! humanbeings unite

[robertwc82]

actually, rights are just imaginary concepts, in reality there is no such thing as rights. if rights dont exist than the right to authority and dominion over others dont exist either. no one has the right to rule

[bluddro]

buzzzin about this

[yachtwork]

Great one! I love the humor, but more I like clicking on the Google adds and seeing what comes up linkied to the FNK news. Too funny.

Great work fnk news!

[wrenault091]

LOL, this is great use of an otherwise meaningless State of the Union Address

[LawOVonE]

LOL not bad Deekage Cupcake... so You're a lil' Scottish Bard and soon enough You can be an Ovate and 10 more years a Druid and maybe even a Myrddin/Merlin someday...

[NewGameReleases]

people have always been out to get people, nothing has changed EVER so I really don't think it will start now. but we've been fine with it before so why not be fine with it now? lol

[Crustanarchy]

Cause you're a cunt.

[NewGameReleases]

you can do better than that! how about proving me wrong for starters?

[InerrantServant]

Even as I enjoy FNN newz, with excruciating glee...I must ask: Mr. Jackson reiterates the idea of "Good and Evil" being somehow anachronistic and illogical--while simultaneously disavowing and ridiculing the "evil" bombast of politicians...? Is this a canard repudiating "conventional" ideas of morality, or a combination of ideology and philosophy conflicting?

[fknnewz]

I dont like liars and thieves in public office,saying how great peace and freedom are,whilst killing innocents and ripping off their own people. I lied and stole in my life (boys will be boys) neither of us is "evil". lying and stealing have negative outcomes for the world,people in public office should be honest and serve the people hahahah let me know when you find one. The lies so big we cant see the edge, 911 the war on terror the constant parading of us as good , them as evil, is not truth.

[CanIHasNoCapitalism]

is there even a slight possibility that this bullshit everywhere will change?, because all in all most people are like sheep and do what they're told and dont have the slightest idea of how this all affects everything surrounding us

[abuali89]

I hope to see this as common knowledge one day.

[ROYALITARIAN]

@InerrantServant ; you seem bright ! philosophy , while enlightening , is not string theory , or even M theory , ... its more like , groove theory , it sounds great , but often leaves you were you started !, the crippling effect of intelligence, can be seen in this crazy world. most smart people , prioritize themselves and their lives selfishly , cause in most cases , its logical & fruitful , while still holding out a little hope for change. thus the cycle repeats!.

[wenaolong]

@ROYALITARIAN Your analysis is pedestrian at best.

[greenhell666]

another awesome episode!

[kronier]

fucking brilliant! Maybe your best one yet!

youtube should make an extra category for 5 starts, as people give everything 5 stars which leaves no headroom for videos that are genuinely worth 5 stars like this one.

I think I might move back to england if the landless peasant party won the next general election, ha ha ha.

[Fatal616]

by change i meant no change at all. so true. evil rules this world. were doomed.

[planetoperator]

if you win the rat race you become top rat ..oh boy, i can't wait to be the one.

[phantomcharger]

Must go through a lot of weathermen that way, lol

Dude you shot yourself, lol

[kingfarian]

always the best fkn newz ;').......

[withnielandi]

Yeman, er.. I mean yeah man

[loutcb]

Deek is obviously a zen master.

[Charlie666XZ]

Wow

man

its a sick sad world!

[galikazoid]

satan is a statist?

[BernieMadoffLMAO]

thank you satan, can i please have more?

[monak2]

The satan mask is toooo tripped out !!

[monak2]

This is fuckin gr8!!!!!!!

[TheLostRepublic]

I'm sorry our bomb fell on you're wedding

PUSSIES

[grandmachristine42]

It WOULD be funny to see what Obama was saying in reverse just befoire all the people stood up clapping. . . .

[doctorofghetto]

LOL... Like "Yes We Can"= "Thank You Satan" during his campaign.

/watch?v=qHbLQZW7340

Perhaps we should reverse his whole State of the Union Speech to see how dark it is.

[99sls]

"America must have more, of everything we need..."

LOL, awesome!

[gilgamesh1962]

it should be, "America must have more, of everything we THINK we need" like Deek says many times, people buying plastic shit from China they do not need. consumerism is the American way of life. its a disease that has spread to many other countries. its not enough, to have enough.

[numbahwhun]

i command you .... to rise.... for DEEK !!!

[steviemcnut]

brillant every time!

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

this guy has the speaking rhythm of patcondell O.o

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

fkn=fuck'n new?

[aSuperbadassninja]

fkn = fuckin

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

fkn news=fuckin news

[aSuperbadassninja]

aye

[desicasyndicat]

Deek with another strong take. Good job.

[davidnightingale]

5 red pointed satanic thingies.

[akrulla]

Why? Because there's only twenty million people and bullets cost 50c each. Hilarious!

[LukeCoulson]

Very (FKN) drole (nods "intelligently")

[kps75]

Excellent!

[FarangBalls]

I'm glad you gave Satan a job on your news show, I heard the recession hit him pretty bad.

[numbahwhun]

FKN great !!!

[LeksServices]

He's always such a wonderful person to watch. ^_^

[asas2jh]

Nice one!

[NotMarkk]

lol - more... spending.... on our military!

[JUARITOSWAY]

truth, can´t get enough of it, even if it is this sarcastic. long live FKN news.

[Mythification]

Satan FTW!!! =)

[superfisto]

fuck all that clapping

[judfunc]

I used to think you were funny. Now, I think you're redundant. I think you are just as closed-minded as the fanatical religious types.

[lonewolfmtnz]

@judfunc don't like the show? - FKN LEAVE

tolerate NOT the MORON

[WhirlingWolves]

Satan sures seems like a happy guy. At least he got to give him that much.

[p717]

Damn you Pope Gregory!!

[d3adp001]

if you dont believe in those things then leave it out. Why bring up something you dont believe in if you dont? Just to tell everyone? just in case they thought you might? wierd.

[newagepimp1]

Don't tell him how to make HIS fkn videos GTFO

[d3adp001]

I just did, LMA.

It apprears you were educated in the way they wanted you to be, because the full grasp of the language escapes you. Can you not see the punctuation?

FMCSMA

[smartarse001]

Great stuff as usual.

[JacobP81]

lol. Satan for president, that's our next president.

[StephinRazin]

rip the fetuses with my penis and make the un suck my dick. Nice.

[avzett]

but i agree with your humanistic philosophy, and i understand what your trying to say, i just think that humanism doesn't necessarily need to be devoid of spirituality.

[avzett]

only a simpleton thinks that the existence of god can be ruled out. i love you deek but when it comes to your atheism, you are just as foolish as the zealots on the other side. i dont believe your a bad person, i just think that the search for the meaning of existence is a spiritual journey, not a scientific one.

[Slavestorms]

You've got skills, Godverment will get you for that.

[RenegadeTimes]

Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden..I call for their heads on a stick !

[alwayson09]

Ha Ha This should really piss off the right wing scum! hahahha fuck em'

[OntologicalQuandary]

@alwayson09

hey idiot, you are aware that this guy is equally opposed to both right wing scum and left wing scum?

[gilgamesh1962]

I sometimes see how, those enslaved by their political party will often cherry pick parts of Deeks videos for their own political agenda. this video in particular is saying that Obama isn't Satan, nor was Bush, they are just a bunch of puppets controlled by corporations. Deek often attacks "us" because we are the consumers that buy crap we think we need. for some reason some American think the World is divided along Dem / Rep lines. I guess because the only world they know is the US.

[someonewhogivesadamn]

classic as usual Deek =)

[juice797]

great mask

[321lawc]

How does Deek keep getting better and better? He must be fueled by Satan!

[gilgamesh1962]

the worst thing that could happen to Deek, would be Honest polticians that put people ahead of corporations, that works to change emphasis from consumerism, to conservatism, Of course this isn't going to happen anytime soon. 1 because sheeple have already been programmed for life the way it is, and they are just as greedy and self centered as the governments they criticize. personally my only hope is Peak Oil. cant wait till oil is to costly to use cheaply, this will bring the system down.

[FluffyFeralMarmot]

yes, the collapse of the oil market will be a time of joy and merry making for all. chamber a round and crank up the music, the food riots won't last *too* long...

[gilgamesh1962]

yeah, its ironic, the very world that cheap petroleum built, expensive petroleum will destroy. estimates are that even with tech, and alternative energy sources, the world cannot sustain 8 Billion people. so yeah expect resource wars, more food / energy / water riots. complete economic collapse, eventually this dark period will pass, me I hope to get my family through in permaculture . best chance is being independent of "the system" the future will be Local, not Global government.

[Puzzoozoo]

Best chance is to leave this rock and forfiull our destiny and expand and explore the galaxy.

[gilgamesh1962]

LOL, sounds nice, how can we get them to advance the space program? Ah i know, just tell them there is Oil on ET's home planet.

I can hear ET now, "Humans, there goes the Galaxy"

[Puzzoozoo]

Simple, we move away from the brute force and bloody ignorance of the way we get into space today.

[bootme21]

Deek, I can't even begin to tell you how much I enjoy your creativity!

[septicbrainfluid]

I just stomped on a kittens head for you Satan my lord.

[MrROTD]

I just chuffed

[crimsoncoin]

there is a site to sell your soul, and it only gives you two and half years before they collect that soul you sold lol when leaders say we want change, they mean empty your pockets rofl

[2JOHNNYT]

DEAD JFK makes U laugh

while revealing the 9-11 SCAM

watch?v=8DQp0QxkBCU

[camelsonhorizon]

ultra satan from the future.

[spiltanarchy]

lmao, your videos are always hilarious yet dead on.

[odinandme]

dude!

[Jargin9112]

Gross, but well put.. Have a good week!

[hamletundone]

cheers mate!

[irievolks]

starting around 7:30 "now that's satanic, haha" that was by far the best minute or so of the vid. good job!

[lonewolfmtnz]

howl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!