One of the best turk moments from Scrubs

[WordedDrake]

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA!!!

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIAHH!!! >:O

[74uki]

don't be lickin me no more

[LaZy626FoO]

Ahaha Fucken Love These Guys

[sotenasa]

5 people messed with the warrior

[knguyen406]

Well, she got him a "hand"y wipe.

[CognitiveCore2]

2nd part priceless.

'79 movie The Warriors.

Orphans gang leader Sully,"You see Warriors! You see what you get when you mess with The Orphans!"

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[rmas32]

@CognitiveCore2 Not many people get that connection! It's nice to see someone else who does! ;)

[LittleVillage24]

@CognitiveCore2 I might be wrong but I think it's actually a reference to the WWF wrestler "The Warrior" who used to talk like that.

[germany20de]

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!?!?!?!

[murdadeathkill]

Fuck color.... Fuck race..... on to they video....... Turk looked at JD like is this nigga serious??? Get yo ass outta here Carla..... Slide over the Jd's Girl like LEGGO... LOL and do her like Carla..... The WARRIOR!!!!!!

[jasontangy]

How the hell has genocide found its way to a scrubs video???

[Dorkamus]

THUH WURRRRIAAHH!!

[nenafunzo]

The fuckheads below chose a Scrubs classic moment to have their debate lol SHAME

[danielo381]

i just pre ordered scrubs season 1-9 collection cant wait till it gets here

[35WHODAT]

@danielo381 What's season 9?

[danielo381]

@35WHODAT the ninth season lol

[TooMuchCrimeDrama]

@danielo381 I think he's making the joke that a lot of Scrubs people make, that 9 isn't really part of the rest of Scrubs.

[35WHODAT]

@TooMuchCrimeDrama Gracias for explaining for me sir.

[PaawnHuuub]

240p. We meet again.

[slapinthebassMAN]

YOU MARRY HERR...YOU MARRY HER NOWW...YOU MARRY HERR...Oh Gosh I love him..

[lilikari86]

Closed captions on this vid are hilarious!!

[tryandlisten]

0:30 - 0:32 Chrystee Pharris is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, just the most beautiful smile, goddamn!!!!

[rueckerc]

I love how confused and disgusted Turk is with JD for losing haha. He has that WTF look on his face at 1:09.

[Rosslancaster1]

what episode is this?

[TehMadzehh]

you marry her you marry her!

[Jnearl]

this must be the most hillarious thing that humankind could ever possibly create.

[netflix143]

his facial expression at the end is PRICELESS!!!

[ScarletxCrimson]

Kiley and JD were so cute!

[567avril]

I do the "Warrior" thing every time I win at arm wrestling XD

It drives everyone CRAZY xD

[TwilightCrazyFan131]

You marry her. You marry her NOW!!!

lol:)

[TheEteMan]

epic!!

[jackblack1fan]

tap 7 to see jd look like a beaver

and 9 to see the magic finger

[TheMiko2112]

i wasn't loling that much for a long time man! :D

[executivelance]

I say this to my girlfriend ALL THE TIME...pisses her off every time LMAO

[PurplePastaMonster]

Woman,woman. I am not a lollipop! Hahah. Turk.

[KevinsH0use]

slightly better in english,,, hilarious :D

german guy here ^^

[theheadlessb]

woman! i am not a lolliopop!

[kendal231]

5 people tried to lick turk like a lollie pop

[KingCbakl]

@kendal231 just no

[shahoney]

lol TURK never fails to amuse me

[kverbsky]

i love his t-shirt during the warrior line! i have it! it's for SMA (Spinal Muscular Atrophy)

i have type 2 SMA!

[jlwhite555]

WOMAN! WOMAN! I am not a lollipop!!

[lukecarlton6]

5 people thought Turk was a lolipop.

[TraceurSKAR]

before even watching this clip i knew it had to be that moment.

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

I'd be glad if Carla would be licking me

[746365469531520]

lol keep pressing 5!

[plantleg]

@746365469531520 YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME MAD!!! I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE ALL OVER YOUTUBE SAYING THINGS LIKE "press 6' WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? I PRESS THESE NUMBERS A THOUSAND TIMES BUT THEY DO NOTHING!

[WolfIceSage]

@plantleg u have to click the video first, if it pauses unpause it and it works

[plantleg]

@WolfIceSage it still doesn't work

[WolfIceSage]

@plantleg the i dunno, r u pressing F5?

[plantleg]

@WolfIceSage no i am pressing 5

[livehlovesyou]

@plantleg you mad bro?

[plantleg]

@livehlovesyou yeah real mad

[ThePatPat777]

You know what the funniest thing is about the arm wrestle contest? I bet JD wasnt even pretending.

[csesmftw]

From what season is this? :O

[x420Raptor1]

LOL, brilliant scene at the end, if i saw a friend do that in real life i think id be laughing for about a month.

[x420Raptor1]

@metathus wow... i think you need to go jump off a bridge and die you clan piece of shit.

[grayeyezjay]

@metathus You have a race problem dudette looks like somebody behind the computer screen is a WARRIOR!! LOL

[metathus]

@grayeyezjay Im a warrior outside the computer too.

[grayeyezjay]

@metathus yeah right your racist white boys are only tough in your neighborhoods and trailers you punks know where the so called ghetto or hood is but you never get in your pick up truck and go there calling black dudes niggers because LIKE I SAID YOU ARE ONLY TOUGH ONLINE OR FROM A DISTANCE!!! You know where the ghetto is at go there calling black dudes niggers you prick

[spankthemonkee112]

@grayeyezjay Well yeah if i went into the ghetto and called someone a nigger i'd get jumped by 5 guys with knives/guns. 1v5 isn't very fair, but thats the only time black people seem to want fight.

[TheHypaLink]

@metathus The best part about this comment is NO ONE payed you any mind and you racist comments just make you look like a tool. Especially since while Heather Grahm is very pretty, she's bony as hell. This black chick is cute, and has more meat on her bones. So it's a tie. Either way, J.D. almost got the best of both worlds, while you probably look like Screech.

[AetherPhantasm]

@TheHypaLink I wish i could give you the top comment

[TheHypaLink]

@AetherPhantasm Yea, that guy is a complete waste of oxygen. Makes me sick.

[metathus]

@TheHypaLink You are the racist one. You are racist against your own kind. Supporting race mixing is supporting the genocide of whites, and that all I need to say about that. Its silent genocide.

[Bastarden]

@metathus White, blacks, yellows, reds...we're humans. Are you really so thick you do not know this? Genocide covers HUMANS.

Jackass. Go back to 1940, I bet you'd LOVED to be throwing Jewish babies alive into those crematory ovens.

[guitardc59]

@Bastarden I think Peter Griffin said it best from Family Guy... "It doesn't matter what color we are, as long as we're all the same religion". Oh yeah, Turk is freakin hilarious!!! The warrior... classic! Hahaha, gets me every time.

[CalJorvik]

@metathus I think that Zach Braff is very funny and amazing, don't you agree?... But from looking at your channel, it seems that you are very much into Nazis. Hmmm, did you know that Zach Braff is Jewish? How do feel about his 'race mixing' now? From a Nazi's point of view J.D getting it on with Heather Graham would be more of an abomination... but you're an ignorant little prick who probably thinks genocide is appropriate, i shouldn't expect more than ignorant statements from some one like you.

[metathus]

@CalJorvik Makes sense he would promote race mixing cause he is a jew and they want the white race exterminated. However, its the zionists that are the problem, and I dont think he is a zionist. However, its not race mixing if a jew has sex with a white. I consider jews white, but the jews dont consider themselves white. They want to pretend like they are better than everybody else so they say jew is a race. And if anybody thinks genocide is ok its you for supporting race mixing.

[CalJorvik]

@metathus I don't support it, but nor do I condemn it, its somebodies own choice when it comes to picking who they want to have children with. I agree when it comes to the fact that the white race is slowly being destroyed because when a black and white couple have a child, it's normally seen as black child. I do believe however that Jews ARE of their own race, but just as much as Italians and English are of different races, you can kind if tell they are aswell... but yeah jews are white. :)

[jingjiang93]

HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god

[gheettomamalikinit]

4 people now messed with the warrior

[theCristyNator]

best sitcom ever made.. best actors/actresses that could of been chosen!!!

[zentar550]

Turks face when he is saying the warrior line is priceless

[hardigattibua]

at the end he looks like he cound´t believe what he has just released xD

[ShugoCharaSkipBeat]

Do you see what you get Carla? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!

[Miahammbailey]

Can anyone tell me what episode this is from? I know it's from season 4, but which episode? :)

[GiganticTumor]

@Miahammbailey

Fairly sure it's from My Life in Four Cameras.

Season 4, Episode 17.

[Ysannee]

Woman, i am not a lollypop :P

[mrwells111]

I want to watch sanford and son now! Any links?

[muchohumpty]

He slammed her arm down super quick. turk wasnt playing around

[KHSACKJD]

the eyes of turk at 1:18 are epic!!!

[TheMashable1]

to those 3 people... DO YOU SEE FUCKERS, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH A WARRIOR !!!????

[AshTheGaffer01]

You know it's coming. You try not to laugh. Then it gets you, every fucking time! :)

[unclestrug]

Gotta be the funniest 2 minutes of sitcom TV I've ever seen.

[unclestrug]

Has to be the funniest 2 mins of sitcom TV I've ever seen.

[unclestrug]

Has to be the funniest 2 mins of sitcom TV I've ever seen.

[KefeQT]

It gets me every fucking time

[Fisk742]

3 People had messed with the WARRIOR

[Fisk742]

absolut agree with the title!

[Flowter87]

0:24 King of Queens? xD

[Fisk742]

@Flowter87 thats not very kind!

[TrIggerCT]

i've watched this a thousand times..still funny

[bglyon]

the full range of Donald Faison's epic awesomeness is on display here

[candletb]

Women! Women! I'm not a lollipop! :D I loooooove him!

[g4bde]

haha turks face was soo serious at the end as if he won the olympics

[skeenyboi]

''Don't be licking me no more'' LOOOOOL!!!!!!

[s19Torca50s]

Keep pressing 4 for boobs

[joeperrysbabe]

DUDE i am laughing so damn hard i am crying!!! XD LOVE LOVE LOVE Turk!! Best one on that damn show!!

[zylgp]

I wonder just how mant takes they had to do before they got it just right...

[lil7upboy]

how can carla not be laughing after that? hahah

[iammatt131]

press and hold down 6. looks like kylie is jackhammering jd's shoulder with her chin!

[Twilighterbandgeek]

1:01 Carla gave him a Handy-Wipe

[ChanniAntoinette]

The Warrior thing is so much more funny in context. XD

[Jessica1988Sunshine]

WOMAN, WOMAN! I AM NOT A LOLLIPOP!

[jxnfan]

turk is hands down the funniest person on scrubs

[BlueAuraWolf]

I could not stop comparing Vegeta to Turk in this clip.

[DoctorChaos]

2 people messed with the warrior 

[toti8wenus]

@DoctorChaos 4 people messed with the warrior now! xD

[muh4m]

@DoctorChaos Hahaha. I did not have a laugh today until I saw your post. thx man.

[Jtvs017]

Stop likkin' me women, I ain't no lollypop! Brilliant!

[xvxHoneyxvx]

Thats such a catchy song :D..... i sing it every time, since i've seen it !

(Hope my english is not too bad !)

[LpoolFan2411]

WOMAN... WOMAN!!! I AM NOT A LOLIPOP!!!

[sweetisobz]

I'm watching this episode right now!!

[julwalker17]

did the sanford and son intro come up for anyone else as a suggestion?

[masterdan39]

i just saw this episode right now!

[sweetisobz]

JD'S FACE AT 0.54 HAHAHA!!!! HILARIOUS!!!

[widgetboy]

War-riors! Come out to pla-ay!

[aboo00oode992]

thumbs up if you think JD really lost to that girl and didnt fake it loool

[Sampson241]

how can u dislike this?! its hilarious!!

[VintageSunset]

I think the reply button just broke.

[unak78]

Quiet down now. It is time to watch the show, yes it's started. Don't be licking me no more, matter of fact could you get me handy WIHIIIIIPE!

[9ray2]

2 people messed with the warrior and miserably screwed up.

[Siphtrex]

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!

[AnRTPgA]

MESS WITH A WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!

[oOflanbyOo]

Woman WOMAN! I am not a lollipop! xD

[MadMattyMcgill]

Lol

[callyblaze]

WUAHAHAHAHA turk is the best

[ritches48]

JD should have hit this black girl and he should of hit Dr. Molly!

[Casyist]

oh my gosh i'm crying right now XD

[Zizou1991]

Woman Woman! I'm not a lollypop! His face is just epic there!xD

[hoggyjonesyndburnsy]

1:02

[shanmalic]

im pretty sure JD didnt lose to her on purpose :P

[Rikset11]

turk is great

[DnBmadman87]

lol love scrubs

[blueballoon110]

dont be lickin me no more... hah i love it.

[AahhCheezIt]

Quite down now. It is time to watch the show Yes its started. Don't be licking me no more. Matter fact could you get me a handy wipe.

[sendai78]

Turk: *SLAM* "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" XD

[Mammothtankgrind]

THHEE WAHHWWWRRIIIOOOUURRRRR!!!!

[Sarara14]

The look on Carla's face is almost as good as Turk's rant.

[ash6105]

Best moment in scrubs history lol

[Aeosify]

kylie looks awesome!!

[coldwave44]

i love the blatant King of Queens reference

[bigboy1295]

@coldwave44 What is it? i've never watched that show.

[JJPHCeltic]

@bigboy1295 scrubs



[bigboy1295]

@JJPHCeltic No whats the king of queens reference. I watch scrubs all the time lol.

[JJPHCeltic]

@bigboy1295 oh..lol..sorry idk



[MrMusicDani]

A.W.E.S.O.M.E :D

[maxineandrews123]

no no no. not ONE of the best turk moments. THE best turk moment!

[hichixichifoeva]

I AM NOT A LOLIPOP!

Quiet down now! It is time to watch the show, yes it's started! Don't be lickin me no mo'! Matter fact could you get me a handy wiiipe~?

[LoaracX]

i am not a lolliepop :D

[CalebTheGuitarist]

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS???

[kandigurl705]

I love how JD and his girlfriend are bopping to Turk's song, lol

[tora1001]

Scrubs for the win

[CurtisDoverY0]

Quiet down now. it is time to watch the show. yes its stared. don't be licking me no mo. matter fact could you get me a handy wi-ipe?

[LisaJo89]

Quiet down now!

It is time to watch the show.

Yes, it's started. Don't be licking me no mo'

Matter of fact could you give me a handy w-hiiiipe...?

[Matt561]

I liked that girl, to bad JD is a moron.

[oOflanbyOo]

Woman WOMAN!! I am not a lollipop!

[skaterlame]

epic poop face 1: 16 to 1:20

[undulateor]

i fell over .... moment that brings greatness to life !!!

[zirius89]

this always reminds of the big lebowski where walter says "DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU WANT TO FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS. XD

But yeah,best turm moment ever.

But the hooch scenes with JD are hilarious too. xD

[xxTaKe2xx]

0:43 where's the tune from ?

[Anastasiarockz]

i really wish turks voice would be as funny as the original one in german :(

[GeraldRobotnik]

@Anastasiarockz Naja, aber Sebastian Schulz, der Sprecher von Turk, gibt sich ja trotzdem ziemlich Mühe mit der Rolle -- auch wenn er in solchen Szenen wirklich nicht an das Original rankommt, stimmt schon xD;