I had the exact same walkie talkie headphones these guys in the films are wearing as a kid, lol. I shit you not, those damn things are toys. What a cheap shitty film!
Carno 3 was good (in its way) - but it's incomplete if one has no clue of the events in 1 & 2. Jesse sounds a right jessie - which may be why the character is called that in the film.
I think I prefer Krull - 8.5/10 was a fair rating.
Love this review, especially because I worked on this film! I actually built and puppeteered those non-moving plastic dinosaurs! Not my finest hour, but it was good fun all the same!
notice carnosaur 2, 3 and 4 have scenes from the first move and eachother, it so jumbled up new characters just appear out of nowhere ecpecially to be eaten, there the same deaths and monsters(puppets) in all 4 movies!!
Worst "Aliens" rip off ever!Dang I can't belive they even made a spin-off with Eric Roberts and called it "Raptor", wich includes one of the worst cheap sex scenes ever.
this is more then likly one of the best rated B movies, cause its real. not shitty CG like the rated B movies from 2000 and up. you have got to give these movies some credit, and not judge them so much
lol well...I can be honest, I can stomach Carnosaur 2...I've seen worst cases of ripping off "Aliens". Look up a film called "Shocking Dark"...alternate title..."Bruno Mattei's Terminator 2"...made years before the real Terminator 2.
This film looks fantastic!! Thanks very much for reviewing it. You have made my day complete.The dinosaurs look way better than off jurassic park. Great story line.
ill compleate that phrase for you "YA RIGHT THAT MOVIE IS SO BAD IT IS THE WORST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD AND IS A TOTAL RIP OFF OF ALIEANS AND JURASSIC PARK" was i close.
What a way to finish off the year. A movie that rips off a classic. Woulda loved to have been on set for the making of this film, i bet they were all in hysterics the whole time. 10/10. Never surrender Shitcase. Born a reviewer, die a reviewer!!!!
5 stars, best worst Aliens-Rip off ever and my fav of the Carnosaur-Movies. BTW I've seen yesterday 40 minutes of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, yes it's from the director of Deep Rising, and it almost killed me. It fucked my brain so much that I wasn't able to watch the whole piece of crap film! I was near death when I tried to turn off this crap. This was the first time a shitty movie became to much for me, still wondering why I'm alive. Would be great to see a G.I. Joe-Review if you survive it.
heh well it is ironic...but there are plans of making dinosaurs using chickens....:> Or at least as close as they can get, I'm pretty curious hwo far along the project is and if they ever suceed.
how DARE these people rip off "future war" that way.
hilarious review as always! man, i thought *I* subjected myself to painful movies for my channel. i think i'd need a fifth, an eighth AND an eight-ball to endure "Carnosaur 2."
"What's gonna be bitten off in Carnosaur 3, an ass cheek?" Fucking hilarious dude
117avp 1 month ago
I had the exact same walkie talkie headphones these guys in the films are wearing as a kid, lol. I shit you not, those damn things are toys. What a cheap shitty film!
paulod27 2 months ago
T rex was a huge ceolosaur, not carnosaur. 1:37 v for velo
animaljp3 2 months ago
Wow. The plots to Carnosaur 2 and Aliens are practically fucking interchangeable.
zmbklr101 3 months ago
Carno 3 was good (in its way) - but it's incomplete if one has no clue of the events in 1 & 2. Jesse sounds a right jessie - which may be why the character is called that in the film.
I think I prefer Krull - 8.5/10 was a fair rating.
5355vbxjbj76rvn 3 months ago
Love this review, especially because I worked on this film! I actually built and puppeteered those non-moving plastic dinosaurs! Not my finest hour, but it was good fun all the same!
Ogma01 3 months ago
I wish i could find these movie for sheap, but people charge too much for them.
Themaniacnextdoor 4 months ago
one raptor survived the film, and made a YT account just to dislike this video
Tarbtano 8 months ago
you're fuckin hilarious
DaneCookHater 8 months ago
how can u stand this shit mate
these movies are awful
mupo1811 9 months ago
wow they really did rip off Aliens
BrutalDeath007 9 months ago
my ribs hurt from laughing HARD at all these shitty films.
B1GMACNFR1ES 9 months ago
Dominick Diamond.
kwelboss 10 months ago
Pair of bot scene! GREAT!
Fjodin 1 year ago
i like carnosaur 2,it's a good gore film
Benzilla11 1 year ago
HAAAA, another classic review!!!
notice carnosaur 2, 3 and 4 have scenes from the first move and eachother, it so jumbled up new characters just appear out of nowhere ecpecially to be eaten, there the same deaths and monsters(puppets) in all 4 movies!!
gotta love it!!
Nebulistic 1 year ago
"It Became Too Much For Me" haha.
GreenDayRocks3597 1 year ago
get away from her u bitch lol
kenneth2051 1 year ago
i cant stop laughing!!!!
shadowdemon46 1 year ago
Worst "Aliens" rip off ever!Dang I can't belive they even made a spin-off with Eric Roberts and called it "Raptor", wich includes one of the worst cheap sex scenes ever.
TheSixStringMassacre 1 year ago
This was epic... And makes me want to see a Hollw Man shitcase cinema review.
Predatorobergottheit 1 year ago
this is more then likly one of the best rated B movies, cause its real. not shitty CG like the rated B movies from 2000 and up. you have got to give these movies some credit, and not judge them so much
Berzerkerlizard 1 year ago
@Berzerkerlizard
We can only hope that the upcoming Godzilla reboot in 2012 will feature a guy in a rubber sute crushing model buildings.
Alevamltd 1 year ago
actually i think that the film Shocking Dark is a way bigger rip off of aliens
dannymsr1 1 year ago
dude review 100 million bc. it sucks worse than this!!!!! the dinosaurs look worse!!! and the story is worse!!!! I swear it made dinosaurs look bad.
42awalker 1 year ago
Review Carnosaur 3 man and "Raptor". Somebody actually posted the Carnosaur 3 movie on youtube
RaptorsharkAk47 1 year ago 5
@RaptorsharkAk47 All in good time. I'm always messaged by people asking for the 3rd movie to be reviewed so I'll do it sooner rather than later.
shitcasecinema 1 year ago 3
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This movie was awesome when I was 9.
TheAnonymousAnomie 1 year ago
lol well...I can be honest, I can stomach Carnosaur 2...I've seen worst cases of ripping off "Aliens". Look up a film called "Shocking Dark"...alternate title..."Bruno Mattei's Terminator 2"...made years before the real Terminator 2.
ramboraph4life 1 year ago
2:53 The man dresses EXACTLY like Burke from Aliens.
Polymorphidz 1 year ago
@Polymorphidz
lol he totally does
666brandon666 1 year ago
this movie seemed like one big "WHAT!"
ATHF10 1 year ago
What about that rare-ass monster movie Alien Attack. Its not even on IMDB. But i found for a penny at a yard sale.
TheAttackofthetree 2 years ago
lol i enjoyed the few seconds of lego and dino toys than the movie
irishnllmk 2 years ago
This film looks fantastic!! Thanks very much for reviewing it. You have made my day complete.The dinosaurs look way better than off jurassic park. Great story line.
iwonwalker1285 2 years ago
ill compleate that phrase for you "YA RIGHT THAT MOVIE IS SO BAD IT IS THE WORST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD AND IS A TOTAL RIP OFF OF ALIEANS AND JURASSIC PARK" was i close.
ToxicDooM96 2 years ago
LMFAO
too bad you couldnt show us a demostration with lego and dinosaurs... it would´ve been way better than the actual movie anyways lol
themaskedgangsta 2 years ago
LOLZ!
phillitupp 2 years ago
Good stuff Mr. Shitcase
SevereRepugnance 2 years ago 7
What a way to finish off the year. A movie that rips off a classic. Woulda loved to have been on set for the making of this film, i bet they were all in hysterics the whole time. 10/10. Never surrender Shitcase. Born a reviewer, die a reviewer!!!!
arprodexec 2 years ago 2
It's been a great Shitcase year. Keep them coming in 2010.
paddilac1984 2 years ago 11
brilliant
Dante1Savage 2 years ago 2
Ahahaa, brilliant as always :P
JezRG 2 years ago
haha epic review!
this is my favorite Carnosaur film :D
Avzzor 2 years ago
Another great review dude! 5 stars.
M0VYGURU 2 years ago 2
happy birthday!! :D
themaskedgangsta 2 years ago
Awesome review once again.
Thewwekiller 2 years ago
5 stars, best worst Aliens-Rip off ever and my fav of the Carnosaur-Movies. BTW I've seen yesterday 40 minutes of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, yes it's from the director of Deep Rising, and it almost killed me. It fucked my brain so much that I wasn't able to watch the whole piece of crap film! I was near death when I tried to turn off this crap. This was the first time a shitty movie became to much for me, still wondering why I'm alive. Would be great to see a G.I. Joe-Review if you survive it.
Predatorobergottheit 2 years ago
heh well it is ironic...but there are plans of making dinosaurs using chickens....:> Or at least as close as they can get, I'm pretty curious hwo far along the project is and if they ever suceed.
wolfwing1 2 years ago
5:38 - It's a Giant Chicken!
johnnyhorror92182 2 years ago
how DARE these people rip off "future war" that way.
hilarious review as always! man, i thought *I* subjected myself to painful movies for my channel. i think i'd need a fifth, an eighth AND an eight-ball to endure "Carnosaur 2."
MisterRiffley 2 years ago 2
haha this review totally cheered me up from my boxing day hangover, thanks John.makes me really want to watch Aliens today. Cheers
Cobretti20001 2 years ago 2