DJO - Happy in Paraguay

[EXTREMEBLADE]

that was funny, nice work...jesus is a raisin

[BigsTTone]

Ninjas...hijack...my mother...

[UpSky2]

"What bozo the piano chive" ? I used to be good at this!

[habsfan93]

"jesus is a raisin" "I gotta pis REALLY bad" LMFAO

[PoweredButchZ]

"quote from Happy in Paraguay with a word wrong"

[ThePlayfulmutt]

"Are you for panda rape?"

"Are you crazy, woman?!"

[PicklesOnMyNipples69]

1:59 "jesus is a raisin" lol best part

[polydondradon]

Why don't we have some fries? boo-boop, check me out, I'm obviously made of fish.

[Legoman0323]

Commander Worfs head looks like a PHANNY! *hahahahahahaa*

[druid1605]

1:30 gets me each time

[kendrat199]

Ninjas hijacked my mother!

[LiveTillItHurts97]

looooooooooooooool

[djspesh82]

HAHAHAHA!!!! I love Star Trek and I love this.

[Funnys291]

this is so aweosme and funnnayyy

[fuckthatdontneedone]

368 went to play with Worf's hair

[inamonianim]

Apple Juice..... for half price!

[metalmix1957]

I have a business installing styrophone nuns. Fuck a fruitbascket.

[Vertigo688]

Now every time I invite someone to my place, I've taken to saying "Drop on in! We'll listen to Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese."

[Hoboburp]

368 people are for panda rape



[tomonkeyboy]

You and me in Japan, watch me dance.

[CrazyIvan1337]

What do you say we make apple juice and fax it to each other?

[jonralls]

one of the funniest things i've ever seen

[timmit104]

WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY WITH WHARF'S HAIR?!

[fuckthatdontneedone]

You crazy, woman?!

You shut up!

[SirGarforth]

You should dub over the movie The Room. It would make much more sense.

[redcthulhu]

I just realized that the haiku part was actually a haiku...

[fuckthatdontneedone]

@redcthulhu Nope. Four syllables too many.

[Hyogail]

What do you say we make apple juice, and fax it to each other?

[paulocunhamartins]

We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.

Epic!

[paulocunhamartins]

Kill Geordi

[colleenmilliganify]

I smell. Fuckohologram!

[karateprincess1]

LOL! "Ar you for...panda rape?"

[toxickremedy]

AHHHH WTF DID I JUST WATCH!!?!???!!? LOLOLOLOL

[Iffy350]

Apple juice gives me wood!

[xIntoThePitx]

What's the pay for styrofoam nun installer?

[speeddammit]

The truth about apple juice is it makes me sick.

[DoomFan2010]

KILL GEORDI

[JudeFergy]

I have a business

Installing styrofoam nuns.

Fuck a fruit basket.

[Sillygoose14111]

"I think we should roast him alive!"

What?! lol

[badassscdub]

if you turn on the new cc feature a whole new level of hilarious nonsense occurs.

[bronson75]

@badassscdub Holy crap, I didn't think it could get any funnier. My eyes are watering!

[BlueSpirals]

"Mind if I...fuck around in your attic?"

LOL

[tuckerbad]

1:28 what is that sound/music from?

[bronson75]

@tuckerbad Tom Sawyer by Rush

[tuckerbad]

@bronson75 Thanking you good sir!

[EyeOnTheTV]

@tuckerbad Classic song that Tom Sawyer...

[RammsteinDEUTSCH]

Apple juice for half price

[Lebensbaustein]

Abdomen, and some dried fish.

[Doubledealer25]

my god i feel myself getting stupider with every video. LOL

[Ebrainiac1]

Man, in addition to eating Ryker's house and beating him with a bag of sand, they also hijacked his mother?

THIS

WILL

NOT

STAND

[bobbiwib]

gah it's playing out of sync :(

[damonlaw]

Hilarious. WELL DONE! Perfectly funny awesome!

[Rachel225566]

What do you say we make apple juice.. and fax it to each other

[valer48]

We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.

[boiledelephant]

I love that the last line in the video is easily the most fantastic and isn't even derived from the video - Data's offscreen, so they just put in whatever they wanted there. And what they wanted to put in was,

"Fuck a fruit basket."

God bless these guys.

[SirSpycrab]

this makes me so happy.

[QuesitonsAreCool]

Jesus is a raisin

[MillionthUsername]

What's so hilarious about this is that it's hard to stop your brain from trying to make sense out of the scene despite the meaningless dialogue.

[LSKennedy78]

@MillionthUsername That's part of the reason it's so funny. It doesn't make sense, but the dialogue makes it make sense in the most random way ever

[gottarunrs]

its time to poo!

[KNTRIDER]

How many fishheads?

- Five!

You're crazy.

- It's time to poo!

[trogdor714]

shoot stephen before we go...WHY DON'T WE have some fries Buh buh check me out im obviously made of fish! ABDOMEN and some dried fish...

[bunnyzeatzyourface]

how many fish heads? FIVE!!!

[mgabrysSF]

Looks like everyone is in on the act - this one is also a good "bad lip read" : youtube.com/watch?feature=play­er_embedded&v=LFB6LQ1-WKU

[mgabrysSF]

what makes me spew beverages of any sort from my nose is the odd foley and off-camera remarks (shirt-click! - Kill Jordey!).

[trogdor714]

@mgabrysSF lol yes definitely! Also, it is spelled Geordi. ;)

[NaminaRulesWoot]

1:00 ... xD

[Krafterr4]

0:24 Excellent, what piece is that?

[solanusdracon]

0:25 what song might this be?

[HipHopiz4Real]

abdomen and some dried fish xD

[sibritstone]

KILL JORDIE!!!

[cookietacos]

I have a busi-

ness installing styrofoam nuns

fuck a fruitbasket

Best haiku ever!

[playerbonesowns]

@MrRobot305 Tom Sawyer

[playerbonesowns]

Jesus is a raisan

[dethkid7]

this isn't wat i had in mine when i typed in 'apple juice'

[MrRoboto305]

What's the name of the song that is about to start when Picard says "applejuice, for half price."

[Wolfie129]

@MrRoboto305 I think it's Tom Sawyer by RUSH

[stardreamer3000]

I now pronounce you OJ and penguin.

[speeddammit]

Ever scratch yourself till you have a hole in your bag?

[Catbert1202]

Why don't we make apple juice, and fax it to each other?

[aerodefiance]

360 people should fuck a fruit basket

[Angeldustification]

@aerodefiance

Make that 362 :')  *fucks an apple*

[LenaCS]

565656

[JesseMercArt]

OH MY GOD when Picard's shoulders make a shotgun sound.

[SirAugwich]

What's the name of the song Picard sings?

[SparklingCookie12]

apple juice

[Faren22]

I was eating cheese and crackers with Zeppelin on pause in the background when 1:51 came around.

WHAT THE HELL

[jeniferirwin]

The part where Picard randomly bursts into song makes me lol hard.

[karlhurricane]

Time to poo?

[DarkYggdrazil]

"Applejuice for the half price"?

I am going to pay the douple price :)

[RS250Squid]

I didn't know Captain Picard had his own song :-D.

[SpartanStig117]

i need my apple juice fix when can we expect a new DJO vid?

[rmanners32]

Ninjas....hijacked....my mother......



[aerodefiance]

captain the french are about to kick my ass

[TheRealTerranMarine]

fuck a fruit basket

[habsfan93]

I gotta piss real bad really soon

[melanyebaggins]

What do you say we make apple juice, and fax it to each other?

[xsearyx]

i would marry apple juice.

[BeefCaike]

IT'S TIME TO POO!

[zoltar5282]

"You're crazy."

[Trashcansam123]

Apple school? I want to go there.

[danyhaddad]

IIIIIIIIIIII smell, fuck a hologram

[nocturnasinterfector]

i have a business installing styrofoam nuns...fuck a fruitbasket!!

[DrStrangeScents]

Watch: Chemtrails vs. Bond and Area 51 Without Pants

[ilovedatasoong]

1:30 - Is that Tom Sawyer by Rush?

[Mattteus]

...and some extra cold ice for the chocolate sluts

[netgod2002]

Mind if I..... fuck around in your attic?

[brendanizer]

jesus is a raisin

[TheUnstudiousWill]

What I was most impressed by is that the line at the end was actually a haiku.

[CaptainFicus]

watch me eat 450 fucking hard boiled eggs

[Behrzad]

Happy? Happy in Paraguay in someffdd HORNY FISH!

[AnInnocentBystander9]

This is definitely one of my favorite videos. Mainly because i'm partial to nonsense.

[Bother1me]

I'm trying to dial to order but I can't find the number " Fyzick" :(

[Tehsusenoh]

@Bother1me No number for Jakucha.

[Bother1me]

To be honest, watching your videos makes me want apple juice. Like BAD

[BlackhawkGirl11]

These are hilarious! I have watched it a dozen times and I still laugh! We want more!

[Shad0wSpill]

Put on Zepplin and eat CHEDDA CHEESE.

Sounds like a solid tuesday evening to me.

[SugarSkullNola]

APPLEJUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!

[seb8604]

There are too many penguins eating like sh**!

[dayday8421]

1:17 - "Mind if I fuck around in your attic?" fuckin hilarious :)

[r3g3d17]

I called the number and everything went black. I awoke to 351.7 styofoam nuns arranged in a Sierpinski triangle.

[pumpkinheadedmf]

I have watched this so many times. It never gets old.

[CanadianYurple]

‎"why don't we have some fries, boom boom check me outta I'm an a seen a fish, abdomen and some dried fish"

[korosuu]

I didn't quite get that phone number.

[CrazyDancingJoe]

You and me in Japan...watch me dance.

[djjazzystephh]

Mind if I fuck around in your attic?

[Musiklovr93]

Thumbs up if Jason Wade (Lifehouse) brought you here..

[SamhainSlayer]

Shit.....go the fuck away........go away.

[Sentidocomuncabron]

DAMN FUNNY.

[TheSecondComingRXSC]

I always lose it at "Apple juice at half price!"

[missdexterity]

laughed the whole frakking time. the best was the noise when picard tugs his shirt down.

[casango88]

jesus is a raisin

[RuinedMachines]

i feel like i should know this, but what's the song at 2:06? thanks!

[gargantua4]

@RuinedMachines Led Zeppelin - Black Dog

[RuinedMachines]

@gargantua4 thanks!

[Hitochiisai]

Definitely shoot Steven before you go.

[lmFromNorway]

LOL Faxing applejuice

[GunnarSavage]

I need to know what Patrick Stewart's reaction to this is.

[Icyykit]

@jasonmarti1976 When Wharf says, "Happy... happy in Paraguay, s f f f horny fish."

[SulkenX]

Jesus is a raisin.

[hornick18]

THANKS AOTS

[aeopmusic]

"HOW MANY FISH HEADS?"

This question is more existential than "TO BE OR NOT TO BE"

[controlfunction]

fabtastic

[OJRemiX1]

JESUS IS A RAISIN !!!!!!

[MrBrandizzal]

I wanna go to apple school!!!

[malkavianxx]

Thumbs up if you've noticed how much DJO loves apple juice.

[drakehyman]

hahahaha the french are about to kick my ***. classic

[Fehklar]

Shoot Steven before we go. Classic!

[startrekkin1701]

I WANNA DJO T SHIRT LOLZ U GOT ONE??? :D

[littleripper312]

hahaha! so funny!

[Shadywhtboy22]

on the off-chance anyone is interested, the video for this is comprised from a couple scenes from TNG, episode 7x09, as far as i can tell anyways...

[DaKineUpdate]

The first time I saw this video about one year ago I could not stop laughing. As hard as I tried to stop I couldn't and I woke up the next day riveted with pain along my abdomen, I've watched this video so many times between then and now. Today I have six-pack abs and I recite each word in the video as it's being said.

[123123warriorcats]

Ninjas...hacked....my mother

lol

[bosshog7169]

Sometimes when I am bored driving or in the shower, I will involuntarily belt out APPLE JUICE... FOR HALF PRICE! Its also a problem every time I listen to Tom Sawyer.

[grubblyskank666]

DJO YOURE THE BEST. WE'LL NEVER FALL FOR THAT BULLSHIT HAPPY IN PARAGUAY 2 BULLSHIT. DONT EVEN WORRY ABOUT THAT

[InTheHallsOfAwaiting]

I drop "go fuck a fruit basket" all the time. Of course no one will ever get the reference. hah

[Dannnneh]

It's so awesome cuz their mouths sync with the words :D

[SeverTen]

Are you for panda rape?

[PoweredButchZ]

@SeverTen

You crazy woman?

[Coldmystery]

Damnit, there was this one DJO vid and Tasha Yarr was in a small segment, though I do not think she had a line, I havent seen it in a bit and have been lookin for it, anyone know the name of it?

[dayjoborchestra]

@Coldmystery The one where she says: "You were wasted on Reese's Pieces?" Stuff we found in the Dryer...

[dpcollett]

happy, happy in paraguy is som type of horny fish

[Psymon13black]

Captain, the French are about to kick my ass...

[Zaynuba1230]

dont be a dickhead, son of a bitch

[TheBaltasaro]

I've watched this video at least 15 times, and I just now figured out that what Data says after Geordi says "Haiku" again is actually a haiku. Mind = blown. DJO = legendary.

[bosshog7169]

@TheBaltasaro

HAHA I have watched this a billion times and never noticed, thanks dude.

I have a business

installing styrofoam nuns

fuck a fruit basket

[gigasloth]

I feel bad for friends of people I know. Every time we get together, these lines come up. Any time there is a lull in the conversation, someone yells 'Truth about apple juice is it makes me sick.'

[kakashi76767]

10,000 people know the truth about apple juice.

[harceps]

Warp me to Halifax...lol

[IBiteThings]

I have a business installing styrofoam nuns. Fuck a fruit basket.

[DaRksHaDoW7686]

wat

[InfamoussRawraa]

Oh my god I cannot stop laughing so hard!!!

- My mission after apple school is to win the rodeo.

~ Ay ass'ole

-- Ninjas.. hijacked.. my mother

~ gasp*

-- Shoot steven before we go.

[theironmaiden90]

what is the song at 0:26

[thedavetrain]

Jesus is a raisin.

I KNEW IT

[JohannesenBergur]

I didn't understand anything, get any reference or anything. But this was hilarious!

[rhinestone86]

Abdomen and some dried fish.