Tescos lazy security guard

[sixchildren100]

Lmao  Gary yur aff yur nut (((..

[MadMac2236]

I've not looked at this vid since it was posted 2 years ago! I look really bad, my hair's a mess! Anyway, I love how so many of you people seem fit to judge me on my job, yet I'll bet most if you wouldn't know the first thing about what I'm actually doing! I had a good reputation for my ability to do the job, proven because Tesco routinely removed people who they didn't like! I was there for months! I must have done something right! I doubt that most of you are capable of this job!

[lavender004]

"as long as it's not electric"..LOL!! I love your humor!!

[doubleestark]

What I am currently doing is going to school even though I have a degree so that I can further my education since I am doing nothing anyway between my videogame breaks. I recurited a Buddhist meditation practitioner, and he is sitting doing his zazen while he does security so he can get enlightened doing security.

[paulewing81]

ha captions were funny am gaunna see if i can see him

[doubleestark]

What I love about contract security is that you could get paid overtime to sleep on the job. While they pay only like 12.00/hour, if you work 12 hour shifts 7 days a week, because overtime comes to 18.00/hour you end up getting paid very well for doing next to nothing. You need to just sleep, and get paid. When you don't sleep, play videogames on your Nintendo DS or laptop. I like security because I am a video game addict, so I want to get paid for doing what I do anyway.

[paulewing81]

12phr wit company do you work for i want a job 18phr wow geeez the phone numbur wul yeah

[DjQuick2008]

my work

[caltontongs73]

wit a fat english prick.could they not find a scottish person to sit on their fat arse?

[drone2566]

hey catfisht, it's a metro, always has been. Besides everybody knows Kev was the best guard that's ever worked there. As for mccabe, your a wank. Nuff said.

[caltontongs73]

do you know mccabe? i don't think so! why don't you go down to bairds and introduce yourself! he is a nutter pal.

[MA14NEY]

LEGEND. End of.

[catfisht]

listen all you little hellians, charles may be the worst rentboy in the world but he is the best guard tesco has ever seen! BAR NONE!!!

if it wasnt for charlies brave efforts tesco express argyle street would be overflowing with evil villains.

as for you ian mccabe you fuckwad only fucking faggot little girls go to bairds its a fucking lesbar! your not fit to wipe the shite off charlies arse you fat wee cow

[jamierourketen]

haha! bairds is a lesbian bar!lol. celtic lesbians haha!

[hoodzNglovez]

lol is this an express store?

[MadMac2236]

You can't even spell basic words right, and you have the cheek to comment on me?! Get a life Dunderheid!

[MadMac2236]

Ignorance is the signature of a feeble mind!

[drone2566]

Yeah his name is Charlie, but do i have news for you...the only reason this bawbag hasn't been fired is because Reliance (i know) don't want to pay his back dated rent. For some mickey mouse reason they are contractually obliged to do so and for the time being, asshole is still on site. For those who don't think it can get any worse, it can. He's now working for the new mob, and believe it or not, 50 stone of "i couldn't catch someone stealing my arse" is now back on nights, thieve's..rejoice !

[lavverlylad]

At least he ain't the former Tesco Metro security guard - total sleaze who just letched over women all day. Anyway - this Tesco has about five Big Issue sellers and their "pals" outside it, ridiculous.

[MisterGlasgow]

He used to fart loudly at work .... in front of shoppers buying food for their dinner ........

[fagidill]

He is working paying his rent ! who is paying yours not me i hope

[TNAOS]

Fat git!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[juliembd]

So, where are you working now Charlie?

still "guarding" the teenage girls are you?

[MadMac2236]

My name is Charles Macleod and I am the security guard in this video! It describes when I was on the phone to the police after a serious incident and was writing the report! As for the chair, well, that's none of your business! As for the person who claims they know me, you are full of shit! I was never sacked, more accurately I was relocated after I requested a transfer, so before you judge me on my conduct, learn all the facts! As for you who recorded the incident, get a life you sack of shit!

[montagers]

ha ha i know this guy his name is charlie he does'nt work there any more he's a 35 year old mosher he's always in the cathouse in Glasgow he got sacked about 2 weeks ago, i wonder what for!

[MadMac2236]

I was sacked was I? So you you know Reliance business do you?! Get your facts in order first and understand what ACTUALLY happened before posting false statements! Tesco are not capable of sacking me, as they don't employ me you pathetic little cretin! Identify yourself, or will hide in the shadows like a coward??

[jamierourketen]

are you the fat cunt in the video? oooooh very angry! and a heard you got sacked for shaggin a packet a do-nuts! the yae fuckin ate thum ya boiler!

[Khusax]

How about you ask folk who work in the store and know how to spell properly? I work in that store, and have done a night shift there. Believe me after half past ten there's not much point other than to make sure that the drunk people wandering past don't pick up a couple of items without paying, they're usually so drunk that they can barely walk let alone run

[professorweegie]

you are a security guard? what do you guard? the burger department? as for identity,you don't scare me ya prick! my name is ian mccabe i will meet you any saturday doon it bairds bar,3pm awright for you chunky boy? it might be good for you,i could kick all that fat aff your arse!

[juliembd]

the manager got sick of DVDs going missing on his watch, plus my gran could outrun him.

[syllabus9]

such a cool guy.,..

[MightyRonaldo]

funny, better if sound i live in edinburgh but if im ever up ill keep an eye for him

[MisterGlasgow]

Did you hear the bit near the end were he states he is going to become a chair tester...... ?

[MadMac2236]

Did you see the beginning of the whole incident? I didn't think so, shut the fuck up and tug one off creep!