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  • I am from Mcgill, and I approve this message. We don't see people from Ryerson as our peers.

  • Pretty much Shit College Kids Say

  • mcgill IS better.

  • omg everything here is soooo true

  • I know people in community college who can edit and rewrite this better.

  • Amazing! lol. .....sooooo true!

  • UTM ftw! Haha

  • UTSC aka the best campus!

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  • LOL this is soooo true!!

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  • GO RYERSON !!!!!! FEWER BUILDINGS YO! lmao. although still funny. All of them would are funny lol. all univserity's suck int heir own ways :P

  • A lot of these things... all university students say =S. I think this video should really be "Shit University Students Say" or something~

  • This makes no sense. All college/University students say this. Congratulations on this fail video.

  • I am proud to be a UofT student, but I must say, this is awful. Most of the lines aren't true, and whatever is true isn't funny at all. Whoever directed this must be socially inept around campus. And all you Ryerson fools, I'm sure you're all still crying over having been rejected by UofT. Shut-up and go study, so you can at least read the UofT application for your masters program, because we all know a Ryerson undergraduate degree alone will get you nowhere.

  • @3sholmes Degree is worth 10% of your resume, The other 90?...experience, personality, interpersonal ect

    Unfortunately once you graduate you will realize no one cares about your undergrad.

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  • LOL Ryerson students trying to over-compensate. Adorable!

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  • @BabiiHoneyyxo Time to get your head out of your depreciated and worthless degree. For we, the U of T, stand united! NONE SHALL PASS!!!!!

  • SFU's was pretty good.

  • u of t is balls. other than the Eng department and sciences. RYERSON BITCH.

  • okay so who cares if this can apply to any university? it's still funny... plus if anyone can relate to this and all of you say half the things on here then isn't it technically funny? why are you on this page just to hate on UofT? UofT students doesn't go out of their way to go on Ryerson's videos just to be malicious, but you people do so get a life?

  • this was so generic...

  • Ryerson's was 10 times better. Nice try guys.

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  • I wish I went to UT cause i'm an overachiever

  • 0:23 water fountain directly in front of you at the end of the elevator

  • lose your TCard, lose your life.

  • that brown girl is cute

    holla at me girl ;)

  • I can't believe you forgot "I wanna go to med school" !!!!!

  • @derwap All the other videos on youtube consists of millions of people right?

  • @L0vinLivinLif3 I don't know about that, but they are funny. This is a sad attempt. Even the Memes page is full of UofT scums and their ego. Ain't nothing.

  • this is garbage. ill be slapping you if i see you on campus.

  • lol fuck these guys

  • the fuck is this shit

  • You know its bad cause ANY university student can related to 80% of this.

  • Wow running ads now, eh? So pathetic. Worst representation of the school, I am ashamed.

  • @alexsad24 If it sucks so much then why are you re-watching the video after 4 days...

  • If you have time to make this video, you're probably studying something useless and / or failing.

    @cenzino90 - I've yet to meet a Ryerson grad who's competent... or ever see Ryerson rank well in University standings in *anything* -- Should probably pay attention in class instead of YouTubeing eh?

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  • @utube793 That was a good idea.

  • the brown girl looks like a total bitch.

  • i also knew one of those girls in highschool, and she was a total bitch :)

  • also the video wasnt fucking funny

  • @jeffbriggs1987 kinda hard to take your comment seriously consider you didn't go to U of T, let alone any post-secondary institution

  • @lllori i just said i went to Fanshawe. Education hinders true intelligence, knowledge has no place in eternity, wake up, bitches, you're 'learning' not to see

  • @jeffbriggs1987 Silly college kid. Maybe you should take a trip with the tin man and lion.

  • @VLGEMProust LOL

  • booooooo

  • This video was terrible. It wasnt funny, it wasnt unique, it wasnt uoft. Thumbs up if you agree.

  • this was hard to watch

  • 1:45

    The writers forgot Anti-Social Personality, Histrionic Personality, Dependent Personality, and Narcissistic Personality to go along with Bi-Polar/Boarder Line Disorder.

    Paul Bernardo and Russell Williams also went to UofT, didn't they?

  • lol it's all true, the robarts stacks elevator takes forever

  • these are getting old real fast

  • god, i hate u college kid faggots

  • @jeffbriggs1987 why because they remind you of how your parents failed in raising you to be educated?

  • @utube793 all the interesting people drop out of school, only boring conformists like these people stick around :P

    it's all so pointless, its an illusion building on itself, even rational thought itself is an empty system. what are you guys working towards? what is everyone so busy about? yeah, nothing. just mold growing on the apple

  • @jeffbriggs1987 Yeah you sound like you dropped out of high school ;P. Many dropouts resort to pure fabrication and conspiracy theories to justify their low standards in life. What you call an illusion, others call it a skill. I got my degree 2 years ago, during that time I built a network of professionals,I got my CMA license, and a high paying job in which I enjoy. I can't do all that without school, so enjoy sitting in mommys basement and formulate fabricated theories :)

  • @utube793 oh yeah? well i can formulate fabricated theories. suck it noob.

  • @jeffbriggs1987 Your vocabulary consists of faggot and noob.....need I say more?

  • @utube793 well maybe words have no objective meaning and nobody is really communicating with them at all, maybe they only appear to have meaning because they're relative to other words. maybe all this talking is just the insane babbling of an insane species, maybe thats why every other species on the planet runs away from us when we go near it. fucking zombie. i actually graduated from fanshawe too, im not even a drop out, suck on that u faggoty noob

  • chicks not bad

  • This is fucking terrible.

  • Nice job Curt!

  • @sighitsjustme Oh and the professors are just as smart? You're not sufficiently qualified or intelligent to judge who's smarter. You can only base it on their achievement, do some actual research, and find out the distinctions for the profs. Many magazines write highly about UofT's profs. I.e. their structure's prof, Michael P. Collins, helped design the CN tower.

    See how I've easy to verify facts on my side of the wage? You only have your experience on yours. Which has no weight.

  • @XecutionStyle

    The fact that you have to resort to ad hominem attacks really just tells me that *you* are the one that's not intelligent enough. You clearly have never done actual research on York professors. My "experience" is comparing tests, exams, professors, etc., but that doesn't mean that my judgement about the credentials of professors are also just based on "experience".

  • @XecutionStyle

    Also, just for your info, when I was at U of T, I had a prof that had their degree from U of Windsor (now that is just embarrassing!), but at my time at York I had 2 profs from Harvard. Obviously this isn't a representative sample; my point is that York has amazing, qualified professors, just like U of T does--and they don't ALWAYS have better profs. You need to do research instead of talking out of your ass.

  • @XecutionStyle

    ...damnit I hate Youtube's character count...

    ANYWAY, I'm not going to continue "arguing" with a stubborn mule who obviously has no respect for facts, but only wants to continue believing (without evidence) that U of T is the best. I'm not sure why exactly, but it's pretty sad. Anyway, good luck!

  • this is not funny....

  • Awful.

  • Wtf is Ryerson? Some community college? I'm from the westcoast (UBC) and I've never heard of this school.

  • @lalinguapura ryerson is a university that is also in toronto its better but has less of a rep because its smaller

  • Lol this is clever, welcome to an elite university, it's stressy as fuck !

  • @cenzino90 Uhh yeah ok there

  • this video is actually pretty great, the only problem is that its too long

  • MCMASTER IS THE BEST

  • ryerson one was soo much funnier and i actually get them... these ones i get them but they arent jokes lol..

  • @sighitsjustme for every 5 people you get to agree, there are 10000 that disagree. I don`t know what program you were in to generalize over all faculties but there`s no way in hell you compared the midterms of e.g. engineering or life sci of both universities to claim this. You`re either right, lying, or retarded. The odds for right are pretty bad

  • @XecutionStyl

    You're obviously a U of T student that actually believes U of T is better (academically) than Ryerson and York. Sorry to tell you, but wanting to believe something doesn't make it true. And "agreeing" on something, even though you have no empirical ground for agreement, doesn't make it true.

  • @sighitsjustme U of T is ranked #1 in Canada on the Times Higher Education World University Rankings of 2011-12, as well as the Academic Ranking of World Universities of 2011. Ryerson is not even on either list. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

  • @lllori

    yup they are.

    And I'm sorry to tell ya, but those rankings have everything to do with RESEARCH (not undergraduate education).

    Undergraduate education is the same everywhere in Canada.

  • @sighitsjustme I'm not a UofT student, I just happened to compare many tests from many faculties. You are wrong about both assumptions. What I have is more empirical than you basing a conclusion off attending one faculty in both schools. The only right thing you've said is "wanting to believe something doesn't make it true". Btw there's nothing you can say that doesn't apply to you too e.g. "I'm just claiming that I had compared". In case you want to waste my time again.

  • McMaster REPRESENT

  • McMaster > your life

  • oh man at least Ryerson is better at making videos

  • best part, guy wearing a Duke shirt 1.35, shows exactly how much uoft people want to be at uoft

  • @cenzino90 HAHAHAHAHA Ryerson!?!? Thats like comparing an apple to a turd. McGill, maybe but cmon, seriously? Ryerson is for fucking idiots and everyone knows it.

  • no mention of waterloo?

  • Great video folks! Also you gotta check out Brock's new Brock University Smart Starts IMAGINE video!

  • What the hell is with all this school pride? Every school has their own merits, okay. Can't people nowadays just go to the school they pick, come out with an education, and just get on with their lives? Gosh. Everyone needs to stop being arrogant asses, regardless of what school you're from.

  • LMAO Im BROKE, I have DEBT, gosh..... now what should I get from starbucks? genius line

  • I LIKED IT!

  • wow the york comment lool

  • hahaaaahahaha badass university loool

  • "where is my t-card?"

  • When naming Uni in Toronto..........why does everyone always forget about OCAD!?!?!?!?

  • @utube793 because university is a serious, real thing.....BOOM, roasted

  • ya, this was shit

  • u of t education = welfare

  • One they should've added: Why are there no clocks in ANY of these classrooms?

  • biggest wankers

  • Roughly 80 universities in Canada, Maclean's always ranks UofT in the top 5, York U in the top 10, and Ryerson U in the top 20. Toronto's universities are all pretty good, but Torontonians will always talk sh*t about the school they didn''t attend because Torontonians are cold and rude people, its just a fact.

  • @scholar819 what a generalization, you obviously need to spend more time in Toronto.

  • LOL love it!

  • Video was definitely too long, overacted, and too many people. A lot of the jokes weren't U of T specific and applicable to any university; the jokes that were U of T specific were the only funny ones. At least use the same copy Varsity when using that as the butt of the joke as well. Nice effort, but you should've gone to Ryerson.

  • Stuck-up, image-obsessed cunts? Sounds about right.

  • This video STINKS. I'd get more laughs watching an iraqi beheading video.

  • If you can pee you can take anything outside law,med,rotman at UofT!

  • @utube793 umm i think an engineering undergrad goes up there as well ..... especially if rotman's there lol

  • A few funny moments but the video is too long and has too many people. Also should of recruited some drama people for this. 2/10 for delivery of lines :<

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  • @DeLoRtEd1 Shut up Jake Howell. You hate this video so much you that tweeted about it THREE times and wrote THREE additional comments that no one replied to? One of those comments being hours after the other, meaning you watched this video probably more than the creators.

  • honestly this sucks and you guys need to stick to just writing exams. 

  • What i would describe UofT St George now :

    Land of Koreans and Chinese

    that is why i went to UofM

  • "Why is ROSI shutdown? What, do grades have hours?" LOL

  • You I used to use 21 Sussex for all kinds of shit before they started locking it lol.

  • Indian gal is maaad cute.

  • this is really bad, solid 3/10

  • "does utsc do anything?" LOL apparently not

  • It`s all true..... especially the part about reception. takes forever to get a decent signal!

  • FAIL. Just like all the people that go to UofT

  • @oqal Canadian health care vs American health care.

  • @oqual Canadian health care that's all I'm gonna say

  • "IS THIS GONNA BE ON THE FINAL EXAM" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FRIGGIN PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • wow i love how he says does UTSC do anything

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  • 3:03 just pure facts :P 

  • I hope you realize that shit____ say videos are supposed to be funny.

    it's not Really about what they say... fucking idiots. university students huh?

  • Fuck U of T lool

  • the fuck ? canada has a university ??

  • @oqal .....is that a serious comment. if it is just go jump of a cliff to rid the world of your ignorance.

  • @oqal yes, it was made a couple days ago. We in Canada snowboard it to school everyday, hunt caribous for dinner and live in igloos.

  • @oqal Hey you! of course Canada has universities.. Just FYI, UofT is the 4th leading university in biomedical research in the world right now. And we produce way better doctors than American universities do..My friends who failed to get into any Canadian medical schools got into 4 American medschools.

  • @oqal Don't feed the troll people.

  • Wow... she's annoying...

    This doesn't really show much specific to UofT, kind of just generic and boring,

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  • wtf..most of this is "shit a university student says"

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  • Carleton U > U of T

  • @amaterasu159357 wtf is carleton u?

  • @amaterasu159357 lol carleton is for stupid ass lazy kids who didnt get 80's in highschool

  • And then you graduate and realize that no one cares about your degrees.......

  • lol @ the asian girl that just stands there and nods XD

  • Ryerson is newer, nicer, and less snobby than many UofT people (such as this girl in the video). We have better things to than sit around and trash talk you, and trust me, we have plenty to say.

  • this is what everyone says...

  • everyone search up decimal 1979

  • The phone he's talking in to at 1:21 isn't even unlocked. Just sayin'

  • @soapscum17 @steveleesj Your phone can lock when you're on it. I've been in a call and had to unlock my phone during a call many times.

  • sure u can bring food into robarts i do it all the time

  • Screw school pride. I go to UofT and I hate it. I won't deny that we're not all that good of a school just because I go there. I don't care what the average entrance marks are, they don't ensure that you have smart, sensible people. I go to class everyday and I see people saving seats for their buddies who can't seem to be either responsible or independent enough to get their own seat when they come in late.

  • fuck ry-high

  • Those fucking elevators.

  • Funny, I'm in UofT and I say none of these things. Except for "there are no hot girls in here".

    Cause there are no hot girls in comp. engineering anyway.

  • This is shit every college person has been saying since 2005, idiots.

  • This video deserves a C+

  • I love how much UC is in this

  • I love this! I've said/heard my friends say most of these... XD

    ~ Fellow UofT sufferer

  • It's not Gerstein, it's G spot

  • lmao.. Concordia FTW!

  • LOL @ sneaking food into robarts.

    allllllllllll the time.

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  • half of this is what other university students say

  • Anybody applying to Scarborough this year?

  • Woah Ana Sani... crazy! (This is Muneer btw)

  • The guy does the best job in here. The girl doesn't look like she hates her life nearly enough to be a UofT student.

  • i'm at ryerson and we feel sad

  • LOL, this is priceless...I said at least half of those..

    "I feel like I am in Hogwarts!" I totally said that.

  • this is exactly why I'm going to ryerson...