if he was holding the shovel in one hand, and he picked up the cat food with the other, what was holding the hair dryer? he must have a huuuuuuuuuuuge bonar! lol
i usualy buy them but in the process i give the hot cashier a wink and tell her she should come to the party later just add to the back up list gotta stay prepared!!
My friend and i saw this video, he then dared me to go into the local supermarket and buy a pack of condoms. Go to the checkout counter pay for them whilst wearing sunglasses with money he provided and when the cashier said "Have a nice day" to as slowly as possible take my sunglasses off and say.... "Oh, i will...." and then do the boss walk out of the supermarket...
I have never bought condoms in my life, but I doubt I would be all that embarrassed by it. You could always say you are buying them because you like to eat your own stuff after you are done...or not. The point being that no one is going to call you on buying condoms.
I'm 15 and the only store close to me that has condoms are in like plain view of all the registers and I really wanna avoid that awkward convo so i looks like I'm using like a year old condom -_-
Im glad I actually have a reason to go buy condoms. Whats embarrassing is buying a pregnancy test. When I went to the counter the guy just said have a good day but I know in his heart he said "good luck man".
@boblaism i m sure he did...and trust me on that one...cuz i work in a convenience store and we do that to all who buy condoms etc....just for a good laugh
one time i wet into the store with my GF at the time to buy some condoms, and when we were all done paying the clerk said, "have a nice day!" i just looked at her and said,"oh, i will"
@DUDEABIDES001 It's only really embarrassing if the clerk is an under-aged girl. I'd rather not have a 17-year-old girl look at me with a box of condoms in her hand.
I just dont like putting my business out there, especially if it's a girl on the register. Pluse my girl is on the pill so im not used to having to do it when I have to buy them, I feel like a kid everytime I buy them.
@cheesylovesong23 assuming they've been drinking at a bar/club beforehand, which they probably have. Plus Americans are ridiculously strict about underage drinking
Wait a second, so you can get to a point with a girl where she will let you fuck her raw.... but you can't buy condoms? What the fuck is this the 1930's?
Guys, please end this embarrassment. Just go get your shit, go up to the counter, say "i am getting fucking laid tonight while your working at a cash register" in your head. Thatll boost your confidence.
I'm a store clerk and once there was a guy who wanted to buy condoms...and he was so embarrassed about it, I still don't know why, and once there was a woman who bought condoms, and no embarrassment what so ever on her behalf... interesting to say the least
Never bought condoms (25 yrs old now), have owned them ....don't want to be big headed and ask for bigger condoms or be laughed at as spectacled nerd who thinks he needs bigger condoms ...but seriously; I've tried putting them on twice ....I thought it was cutting my cock off ...zero chance of maintaining an errection under 20,000 fathoms of pressure.
Man, I remember a couple months back going to CVS and buying condoms and lube. The cashier was so hot too lmao.
BuLLets163 1 hour ago
ahaha the guy version is much funnier ahahah
ANOTHERpb92 3 hours ago
“Clean up aisle 4, someone straight puked..." xD
Onbu7 3 hours ago
awww that guy acted mad cute :D from a girl's perspective at least
timidemerald 3 hours ago
Toothpenis hahahaaahaaa
beckskevolleygekske 4 hours ago
whats her name she is so hot !!!!
oliakamanfred15 4 hours ago
Wooh, she's hawt. Anybody knows her name?
SpongeBobExtreme 6 hours ago
We've all been there before
MW3beast6969 15 hours ago
Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person watching this who gives a shit but the ending was depressingly cissexist :/
MISTtumbles 23 hours ago
@MISTtumbles How is it cissexist?
RobotikaSix 21 hours ago
Virgin Guy Buys Condoms.
lorvincent 23 hours ago
People who get laid don't act like this buying condoms.
Zachdudeio2 1 day ago
@Zachdudeio2 Probably why he was so exited "I'm getting laid!"
LizardSteak 18 hours ago
damn, if that shit was real... I would turn as red as the devils dick.
MrGeorgef979 1 day ago
if he was holding the shovel in one hand, and he picked up the cat food with the other, what was holding the hair dryer? he must have a huuuuuuuuuuuge bonar! lol
alexo1234ss1 1 day ago
how is it awkward buying condoms? i dont get why its so nerve racking
ronniejjackson 1 day ago in playlist Season 1
@ronniejjackson Because it's embarrassing for some people. Especially if they have social anxiety.
ReaperTeh 1 day ago
I BUY CONDOMS AT THE WALMART I WORK AT WITH PRIDE!!!!!!!!
414deathmetalist 1 day ago
condom and shovel, rape and murder kit
dontbotherreading 1 day ago 2
@jhalls17 Haha true
DUDEABIDES001 2 days ago
lol i got an add for free christian dating
MrSteelx79 2 days ago
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...its not even that fucking embarrassing. i bought my first condoms when i was 14...
tr50h 2 days ago in playlist Season 1
cough cough "magazinges?"
condoms? aisle 3!
pootiemp 2 days ago
Sir. You forgot your condoms and uh, tampons. Lmfao. Everything sounds better with an indian accent
MrMegawonkaman 3 days ago
Wait he got free condoms and ummm tampons
stevenj148 3 days ago
In 7th grade i was dared to buy condoms for 10 bucks i did it and was 10 bucks richer
aidanaboy10708 3 days ago
Walk in.
Grab Condoms.
Pay.
Walk out like a boss knowing your gettin some.
How is that hard?
last1born313 3 days ago 13
Not sure why, but when he said, "and you dropped your tampons" the reply made me laugh.
Adamausity 4 days ago
I love these pov's! They bring out the most awkward situations
benbbxc 4 days ago
Lol WIN
JoSeJaLaPeN0 4 days ago
The guy probably just went back and got a smaller size
merJewel 4 days ago
i usualy buy them but in the process i give the hot cashier a wink and tell her she should come to the party later just add to the back up list gotta stay prepared!!
BoarderFreek12 4 days ago
I laughed so hard when he said 'Toothpenis'
XLuckNoSkillX 5 days ago
Nice cover up buying pussy food
MeisterDaniel564 5 days ago
@ CloudTheStrong ur gay and u should shut up and stop pretending to be smart
DJM1XMA5T3R 5 days ago
1911 people dont know how to do the flesh headphones
samsaint11 5 days ago
Wait a second the dude is embarrised when he buys condoms but he is not embarrised when he buys tampons ? :D
ArtiQz123 5 days ago
wonder how he goes through the motion of picking up a club slut.
OmtaThien 6 days ago
Wtf is this?
Girl buys condoms: Flagged
Guy buys condoms: Ok for all ages
Wemakeurofl 6 days ago 162
@Wemakeurofl cause she looks down at her tits.
Sypiie 3 days ago
@Wemakeurofl tits make all the difference. even if they're partially hidden :P
RPGTKingpin 3 days ago
@Wemakeurofl YouTube and internet are both sexist. Nothing new here lol
Zeemis 3 days ago
@Wemakeurofl Because cleavage
MrTaullie 2 days ago
@Wemakeurofl The cleavage?
Zuwze 1 day ago
@Wemakeurofl Because of the chest shot, I think.
EmberQZ912995 21 hours ago
Every time I buy condums I shout I'm getting fucking laid tonight to the cashier
Eagleboss71 6 days ago
why is he even embarassed? he's announcing to the world that he's getting laid!
medusafer 6 days ago in playlist Season 1
0:54 Dude I thought he was Triple HHH
SgtSwagger93 6 days ago
My friend and i saw this video, he then dared me to go into the local supermarket and buy a pack of condoms. Go to the checkout counter pay for them whilst wearing sunglasses with money he provided and when the cashier said "Have a nice day" to as slowly as possible take my sunglasses off and say.... "Oh, i will...." and then do the boss walk out of the supermarket...
Easy bet money, and i got a free box of condoms.
Funjackerjones 6 days ago
what did the penis say to condom, COVER ME IM GOING IN. i tried..
JWELive 6 days ago
shes hot
geradcanada 6 days ago in playlist Season 1
my favourite part is 0:25
BeakyRed 6 days ago
Video about condoms. Ad says "Saving for our child's college has been expensive"
copersonfilms 6 days ago
1909 guys doesn't know how to do the flesh headphones
FSarliF 6 days ago
magazines?
CONDOMS? TIER 3
geradcanada 6 days ago
I have never bought condoms in my life, but I doubt I would be all that embarrassed by it. You could always say you are buying them because you like to eat your own stuff after you are done...or not. The point being that no one is going to call you on buying condoms.
protoborg 1 week ago
0:34 music from Howcast??
cameronandallthat 1 week ago
1906 people have never tried the broken propeller or the flesh headphones
OFrazzle 1 week ago
what is embarrassing about buying condoms?
orEvil 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
I'm 15 and the only store close to me that has condoms are in like plain view of all the registers and I really wanna avoid that awkward convo so i looks like I'm using like a year old condom -_-
theorginalhamburglar 1 week ago
@theorginalhamburglar Dude... that's dangerous =/
MSoltan1992 1 week ago
@theorginalhamburglar rape and bury
apemurderer 1 week ago in playlist Meer video's van collegehumor
@theorginalhamburglar Don't do that, condoms expire. The spermicide isn't effective forever. A little embarrassment beats pregnancy.
cheesylovesong23 5 days ago
@theorginalhamburglar just buy em dude. if you're not mature enough to buy condoms then you're not mature enough to have sex
tylowylo12321 4 days ago
@theorginalhamburglar be proud. Your getting laid
KennYA51 3 days ago
wait i don't get the condom and shovel jokes everyones making what does it mean?
staystrongloveee 1 week ago
caaaaaaanon Peeeeeenis
theTheobleepbloop 1 week ago
Condoms and a shovel, that gives me a big warning sign.
blazinchaos1991 1 week ago
Magazines? Condoms isle 3! LOLOLOLLOL
YTPMania 1 week ago
Im glad I actually have a reason to go buy condoms. Whats embarrassing is buying a pregnancy test. When I went to the counter the guy just said have a good day but I know in his heart he said "good luck man".
boblaism 1 week ago 45
@boblaism lol your comment made my day...did it went out well? :D
thebrokengnome 1 week ago
@thebrokengnome yea it did
boblaism 1 week ago
@boblaism i m sure he did...and trust me on that one...cuz i work in a convenience store and we do that to all who buy condoms etc....just for a good laugh
pathdestroyer 1 day ago
Haha
CanadaRed68 1 week ago
Sorry?! Pick it up you prick!
howtoby27 1 week ago
Omfg that chick gave me a boner so hard that cream cheese oozed out of my dick
Gunkdude 1 week ago
@Gunkdude you are a sick man and I feel sorry for you...
xundarz 1 week ago
You should do. POV: Getting out of bed and incorporate going to class and feeling sick
benjieweiss 1 week ago
0:54 What's up Clay Matthews? You wanna piece of me?
Steelers3624 1 week ago
that chicks really hot
stickymcstick 1 week ago
He didnt pay for them.. and forgot his shovel.
iglove 1 week ago 2
@DUDEABIDES001 You wet into the store lol
PuReBeAst0 1 week ago 2
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...its not even that fucking embarrassing.
one time i wet into the store with my GF at the time to buy some condoms, and when we were all done paying the clerk said, "have a nice day!" i just looked at her and said,"oh, i will"
DUDEABIDES001 1 week ago 139
@DUDEABIDES001 well done, dude :)
mikelikescookies 6 days ago
@DUDEABIDES001 It's only really embarrassing if the clerk is an under-aged girl. I'd rather not have a 17-year-old girl look at me with a box of condoms in her hand.
jhalls17 2 days ago
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MotivationToWin 1 week ago
I just dont like putting my business out there, especially if it's a girl on the register. Pluse my girl is on the pill so im not used to having to do it when I have to buy them, I feel like a kid everytime I buy them.
foolish42088 1 week ago
Why is he embarased to buy condoms? Doesn't that mean that you're getting laid ...?
EverySixt 1 week ago
And shes hot really hot and i meen really hot
cptzappybrannigan 1 week ago
Why do ppl find this embarising lol i go strait in there and walk out without paying and then get chased out of town for being stealing shut
cptzappybrannigan 1 week ago
I'd give it to her raw, problem solved.
creamsickles 1 week ago
SHE'S A DIME!!! THAT'S TOP OF THE LINE!!!
VolSton29 1 week ago
0:36 pick it up, douche
zackboomer 1 week ago
Who prefers Girl Buys Condoms over this?
ElekTrikJ0k3r 1 week ago
Duuihhh guys he was buying condoms a shovel suapicious but he should have just gotten two trashbags. Why? Duh heftu hefty hefty wimpy wimpy wimpy
tjhanlon1 1 week ago
should the pleasure be hers or mine ?
Zerstoren1012 1 week ago
"Do you need a bag?" "Nah she's not that ugly."
staysXe 1 week ago 4
How the hell is that embarrassing? I strut when I go buy condoms.
Ridiciliculous 1 week ago
Damn.... she was hot too xD
stationdesmith1234 1 week ago
Damn! That guy is lucky
This suspiciously like someone I know....
HighOnRibena 1 week ago
who is that chick????
styler05myler 1 week ago
hey uhhh mmm im buying tooth penis... (COUGH) uhh toothpaste!! XD
hugejgfan96 1 week ago
hey uhh (cough cough) magazines? (voice cracks..)
Condoms? Isle 3 (points)
LOL.... XD
hugejgfan96 1 week ago
@Supamario12345 sure they do
DSCJstudios 1 week ago
HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!
MrFlargas 1 week ago
ok buying condoms and a shovel is sort of suspicious
5thhokage113 1 week ago in playlist Season 1 190
@5thhokage113
Ok, I actually LOLed at this.
CanadaMMA 1 week ago
@5thhokage113 LMAo!! he gonna bury his dick or sumethin'
mostwantedazzimz 6 days ago
@5thhokage113 The cat food probably doesn't help either
tommyguns1337 4 days ago
Condoms break wen I put them om
SupaMario12345 1 week ago
If that chick was waiting outside I'd buy those condoms in an instant :)
itsnophun 1 week ago
XL condoms. The only time when needing XL stuff is a compliment.
WatchMeSpore 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
Yeah, oh fuck, condoms! Noo! But hey, every guy uses a tampon.
dyablohunter 1 week ago
It is a little awkward but I do it for friends and I make it funny...then you don't get nervous...but damn she is fine
Border717 1 week ago
Wait Why Do You Want A Shovel To Hit A Girl And Rape her?
jhonnygat1 1 week ago
She is hot.
admiralcooper 1 week ago
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WatchMeSpore 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
The merchant kinda looks like Freddie o.o
Itachi4489 1 week ago
tooth-penis?
sweetness1231234 1 week ago
this is just how i felt the other day, exept i was buying a fluttershy figure from toys r us =3, bronies ftw!
flarepie24 1 week ago in playlist Season 1 4
he got free condoms!
calaxguit 1 week ago 4
i honestly don't get why anyone at least 21 years old would find this embarrassing
alexkane07 1 week ago
@alexkane07 A lot of people in college are under 21...in fact most are...
cheesylovesong23 5 days ago
@cheesylovesong23 assuming they've been drinking at a bar/club beforehand, which they probably have. Plus Americans are ridiculously strict about underage drinking
alexkane07 4 days ago
At least he got some free stuff;)
unicornluver882 1 week ago
At least pick up the box you kicked over!
IrresistiblyBetter 1 week ago
00:09 Ola Bonita
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verbGEORGE020494 1 week ago
In Europe we have dispensers for them in public bathrooms
beantrix 1 week ago
@beantrix So do we, but only like in bars or gas stations. Not most places.
foolish42088 1 week ago
i wanna bang her right now
kingofbuuwa 1 week ago
lol @ all the bickering between the virgins and the internet tough guys in the comments.
EightyLlamas 1 week ago
lol hes a chicken for just gettin condoms
storiesandmusic234 1 week ago
Wait a second, so you can get to a point with a girl where she will let you fuck her raw.... but you can't buy condoms? What the fuck is this the 1930's?
TheTurbinator 1 week ago
Dude if the girl I'm having sex with is THAT attractive, I wouldn't be ashamed to buy condoms.
BlueKeyNotesTen 1 week ago 6
DUDE IT'S TRIPPLE H
Lukesman5853 2 weeks ago 4
I think at the start she wanted to have sex without them...
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YourEvilHeroz 2 weeks ago
Wait a minute he is embarased to buy condoms but not tampons
DarkRedStar1 2 weeks ago 219
@DarkRedStar1 he said tooth paste not tampons
rkckl99 1 week ago
@rkckl99 No, he said tampons
TheDemonChild1 1 week ago
@DarkRedStar1 they are great for nosebleeds
battlebots1 1 week ago
Guys, please end this embarrassment. Just go get your shit, go up to the counter, say "i am getting fucking laid tonight while your working at a cash register" in your head. Thatll boost your confidence.
MoviesFromG 2 weeks ago
Penis too small or something maybe?
crajeedavid 2 weeks ago
I'm a store clerk and once there was a guy who wanted to buy condoms...and he was so embarrassed about it, I still don't know why, and once there was a woman who bought condoms, and no embarrassment what so ever on her behalf... interesting to say the least
21TheArtist 2 weeks ago
cough cough! magazines..?
condoms, aisle three LOL
2965Rusty 2 weeks ago 155
@2965Rusty Congrats, the first person I see who can spell aisle. D:
enemY1990 1 week ago
SMILE LIKE A BIG BOY!
..*whimper* Smile like a big boy...
Shadowbreaker81 2 weeks ago
that's a hot girl. why would you be embarassed? shes fucking hot!
iWicky 2 weeks ago
LO<L
martincool13 2 weeks ago
Boyz...
chase24sexy 2 weeks ago
I've had shits that look nicer than her :/
TheFearlessGFX 2 weeks ago
since when was buying condoms embarrassing?
barrinout 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
it is surprising how many people try the decoy. my personal favourite was hiding it underneath a pile of candy.
5uckit 2 weeks ago
0:25 - 0:27 best part
SuperUnknownXD 2 weeks ago
bloody hell, that's a drugstore???
umbrellasinsummer 2 weeks ago
I just came here to buy a hairdryer
KHunnyBear 2 weeks ago
i love buying condoms. and im a lesbian
reesespeices100 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@reesespeices100 lyes
rampiggy 2 weeks ago
@rampiggy ..why would it be a lie?
reesespeices100 2 weeks ago
Lol!!!!lolz
applepie2399 2 weeks ago
How did a guy that lame, ever get a date that hot?
mckenzie4116i9 2 weeks ago
hey im just buying tooth penis xD
Bubbles7043 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
i was gonna get laid last night then i took a arrow to the dick
MrPeterMccormick 2 weeks ago
@MrPeterMccormick Is that a new sex position?
TungstenHexafluoride 2 weeks ago
104 people really think that girl is GORGEOUS really....... she is kinda hot more fugly
dethstardestroy 2 weeks ago
@dethstardestroy ujelly?
veiroelle 2 weeks ago
Be cool
SCREECHGFX 2 weeks ago
tooth-penis, just lost it hahaha
93MackAttack 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
DAT ASS
Penoreo10 2 weeks ago
omg how pretty can a girl be :O
Ozziyness 2 weeks ago
Anyone knows the name of the girl? Help out a horny guy in need LOL
RuiRuichi 2 weeks ago 3
Never bought condoms (25 yrs old now), have owned them ....don't want to be big headed and ask for bigger condoms or be laughed at as spectacled nerd who thinks he needs bigger condoms ...but seriously; I've tried putting them on twice ....I thought it was cutting my cock off ...zero chance of maintaining an errection under 20,000 fathoms of pressure.
temporaldisplacement 2 weeks ago
@temporaldisplacement omg retard LOL do you think anybody cares? if your cock is too big for condoms just buy bigger ones
nobody fucking cares about your dick size faggot
SuicideFixated 2 weeks ago
@SuicideFixated Nobody fucking cares that you don't fucking care ...faggot.
temporaldisplacement 2 weeks ago
toothpenis.
MrUltimate9000 2 weeks ago
its not embarassing if the clerk looks at you funny hes not the one getting laid is he?
MegaJflanagan 2 weeks ago
this wasn't funny at all
brentzittel 2 weeks ago
in the words of Toby Turner
That girl was: hothothothothothottotohotohot
tubspower 2 weeks ago
excuse me...cough cough... magazines?
condoms? isle 3
lol
omlygush 2 weeks ago 3
that wasn't aisle 3. and why deal with all this BS when bareback is so much better anyway? I'd def do that girl raw.
kalbahamut 2 weeks ago
Condoms, good things! She probably have a lot of AIDS already!
Left4Fail 2 weeks ago