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  • Man, I remember a couple months back going to CVS and buying condoms and lube. The cashier was so hot too lmao.

  • ahaha the guy version is much funnier ahahah

  • “Clean up aisle 4, someone straight puked..." xD

  • awww that guy acted mad cute :D from a girl's perspective at least

  • Toothpenis hahahaaahaaa

  • whats her name she is so hot !!!!

  • Wooh, she's hawt. Anybody knows her name?

  • We've all been there before

  • Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person watching this who gives a shit but the ending was depressingly cissexist :/

  • @MISTtumbles How is it cissexist?

  • Virgin Guy Buys Condoms.

  • People who get laid don't act like this buying condoms.

  • @Zachdudeio2 Probably why he was so exited "I'm getting laid!"

  • damn, if that shit was real... I would turn as red as the devils dick.

  • if he was holding the shovel in one hand, and he picked up the cat food with the other, what was holding the hair dryer? he must have a huuuuuuuuuuuge bonar! lol

  • how is it awkward buying condoms? i dont get why its so nerve racking

  • @ronniejjackson Because it's embarrassing for some people. Especially if they have social anxiety.

  • I BUY CONDOMS AT THE WALMART I WORK AT WITH PRIDE!!!!!!!!

  • condom and shovel, rape and murder kit

  • @jhalls17 Haha true

  • lol i got an add for free christian dating

  • cough cough "magazinges?"

    condoms? aisle 3!

  • Sir. You forgot your condoms and uh, tampons. Lmfao. Everything sounds better with an indian accent

  • Wait he got free condoms and ummm tampons

  • In 7th grade i was dared to buy condoms for 10 bucks i did it and was 10 bucks richer

  • Walk in.

    Grab Condoms.

    Pay.

    Walk out like a boss knowing your gettin some.

    How is that hard?

  • Not sure why, but when he said, "and you dropped your tampons" the reply made me laugh.

  • I love these pov's! They bring out the most awkward situations

  • Lol WIN

  • The guy probably just went back and got a smaller size

  • i usualy buy them but in the process i give the hot cashier a wink and tell her she should come to the party later just add to the back up list gotta stay prepared!!

  • I laughed so hard when he said 'Toothpenis'

  • Nice cover up buying pussy food

  • @ CloudTheStrong ur gay and u should shut up and stop pretending to be smart

  • 1911 people dont know how to do the flesh headphones

  • Wait a second the dude is embarrised when he buys condoms but he is not embarrised when he buys tampons ? :D

  • wonder how he goes through the motion of picking up a club slut.

  • Wtf is this?

    Girl buys condoms: Flagged

    Guy buys condoms: Ok for all ages

  • @Wemakeurofl cause she looks down at her tits.

  • @Wemakeurofl tits make all the difference. even if they're partially hidden :P

  • @Wemakeurofl YouTube and internet are both sexist. Nothing new here lol

  • @Wemakeurofl Because cleavage

  • @Wemakeurofl The cleavage?

  • @Wemakeurofl Because of the chest shot, I think.

  • Every time I buy condums I shout I'm getting fucking laid tonight to the cashier

  • why is he even embarassed? he's announcing to the world that he's getting laid!

  • 0:54 Dude I thought he was Triple HHH

  • My friend and i saw this video, he then dared me to go into the local supermarket and buy a pack of condoms. Go to the checkout counter pay for them whilst wearing sunglasses with money he provided and when the cashier said "Have a nice day" to as slowly as possible take my sunglasses off and say.... "Oh, i will...." and then do the boss walk out of the supermarket...

    Easy bet money, and i got a free box of condoms.

  • what did the penis say to condom, COVER ME IM GOING IN. i tried..

  • shes hot

  • my favourite part is 0:25

  • Video about condoms. Ad says "Saving for our child's college has been expensive"

  • 1909 guys doesn't know how to do the flesh headphones

  • magazines?

    CONDOMS? TIER 3

  • I have never bought condoms in my life, but I doubt I would be all that embarrassed by it. You could always say you are buying them because you like to eat your own stuff after you are done...or not. The point being that no one is going to call you on buying condoms.

  • 0:34 music from Howcast??

  • 1906 people have never tried the broken propeller or the flesh headphones

  • what is embarrassing about buying condoms?

  • I'm 15 and the only store close to me that has condoms are in like plain view of all the registers and I really wanna avoid that awkward convo so i looks like I'm using like a year old condom -_-

  • @theorginalhamburglar Dude... that's dangerous =/

  • @theorginalhamburglar rape and bury

  • @theorginalhamburglar Don't do that, condoms expire. The spermicide isn't effective forever. A little embarrassment beats pregnancy.

  • @theorginalhamburglar just buy em dude. if you're not mature enough to buy condoms then you're not mature enough to have sex

  • @theorginalhamburglar be proud. Your getting laid

  • wait i don't get the condom and shovel jokes everyones making what does it mean?

  • caaaaaaanon Peeeeeenis

  • Condoms and a shovel, that gives me a big warning sign.

  • Magazines? Condoms isle 3! LOLOLOLLOL

  • Im glad I actually have a reason to go buy condoms. Whats embarrassing is buying a pregnancy test. When I went to the counter the guy just said have a good day but I know in his heart he said "good luck man".

  • @boblaism lol your comment made my day...did it went out well? :D

  • @thebrokengnome  yea it did

  • @boblaism i m sure he did...and trust me on that one...cuz i work in a convenience store and we do that to all who buy condoms etc....just for a good laugh

  • Haha

  • Sorry?! Pick it up you prick!

  • Omfg that chick gave me a boner so hard that cream cheese oozed out of my dick

  • @Gunkdude you are a sick man and I feel sorry for you...

  • You should do. POV: Getting out of bed and incorporate going to class and feeling sick

  • 0:54 What's up Clay Matthews? You wanna piece of me?

  • that chicks really hot

  • He didnt pay for them.. and forgot his shovel.

  • @DUDEABIDES001 You wet into the store lol

  • @DUDEABIDES001 well done, dude :)

  • @DUDEABIDES001 It's only really embarrassing if the clerk is an under-aged girl. I'd rather not have a 17-year-old girl look at me with a box of condoms in her hand.

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  • I just dont like putting my business out there, especially if it's a girl on the register. Pluse my girl is on the pill so im not used to having to do it when I have to buy them, I feel like a kid everytime I buy them.

  • Why is he embarased to buy condoms? Doesn't that mean that you're getting laid ...?

  • And shes hot really hot and i meen really hot

  • Why do ppl find this embarising lol i go strait in there and walk out without paying and then get chased out of town for being stealing shut

  • I'd give it to her raw, problem solved.

  • SHE'S A DIME!!! THAT'S TOP OF THE LINE!!!

  • 0:36 pick it up, douche

  • Who prefers Girl Buys Condoms over this?

  • Duuihhh guys he was buying condoms a shovel suapicious but he should have just gotten two trashbags. Why? Duh heftu hefty hefty wimpy wimpy wimpy

  • should the pleasure be hers or mine ?

  • "Do you need a bag?" "Nah she's not that ugly."

  • How the hell is that embarrassing? I strut when I go buy condoms.

  • Damn.... she was hot too xD

  • Damn! That guy is lucky

    This suspiciously like someone I know....

  • who is that chick????

  • hey uhhh mmm im buying tooth penis... (COUGH) uhh toothpaste!! XD

  • hey uhh (cough cough) magazines? (voice cracks..)

    Condoms? Isle 3 (points)

    LOL.... XD

  • @Supamario12345 sure they do

  • HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!

  • ok buying condoms and a shovel is sort of suspicious

  • @5thhokage113

    Ok, I actually LOLed at this.

  • @5thhokage113 LMAo!! he gonna bury his dick or sumethin'

  • @5thhokage113 The cat food probably doesn't help either

  • Condoms break wen I put them om

  • If that chick was waiting outside I'd buy those condoms in an instant :)

  • XL condoms. The only time when needing XL stuff is a compliment.

  • Yeah, oh fuck, condoms! Noo! But hey, every guy uses a tampon.

  • It is a little awkward but I do it for friends and I make it funny...then you don't get nervous...but damn she is fine

  • Wait Why Do You Want A Shovel To Hit A Girl And Rape her?

  • She is hot.

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  • The merchant kinda looks like Freddie o.o

  • tooth-penis?

  • this is just how i felt the other day, exept i was buying a fluttershy figure from toys r us =3, bronies ftw!

  • he got free condoms!

  • i honestly don't get why anyone at least 21 years old would find this embarrassing

  • @alexkane07 A lot of people in college are under 21...in fact most are...

  • @cheesylovesong23 assuming they've been drinking at a bar/club beforehand, which they probably have. Plus Americans are ridiculously strict about underage drinking

  • At least he got some free stuff;)

  • At least pick up the box you kicked over!

  • 00:09 Ola Bonita

  • In Europe we have dispensers for them in public bathrooms

  • @beantrix So do we, but only like in bars or gas stations. Not most places.

  • i wanna bang her right now

  • lol @ all the bickering between the virgins and the internet tough guys in the comments.

  • lol hes a chicken for just gettin condoms

  • Wait a second, so you can get to a point with a girl where she will let you fuck her raw.... but you can't buy condoms? What the fuck is this the 1930's?

  • Dude if the girl I'm having sex with is THAT attractive, I wouldn't be ashamed to buy condoms.

  • DUDE IT'S TRIPPLE H

  • I think at the start she wanted to have sex without them...

  • Wait a minute he is embarased to buy condoms but not tampons

  • @DarkRedStar1 he said tooth paste not tampons

  • @rkckl99 No, he said tampons

  • @DarkRedStar1 they are great for nosebleeds

  • Guys, please end this embarrassment. Just go get your shit, go up to the counter, say "i am getting fucking laid tonight while your working at a cash register" in your head. Thatll boost your confidence.

  • Penis too small or something maybe?

  • I'm a store clerk and once there was a guy who wanted to buy condoms...and he was so embarrassed about it, I still don't know why, and once there was a woman who bought condoms, and no embarrassment what so ever on her behalf... interesting to say the least

  • cough cough! magazines..?

    condoms, aisle three LOL

  • @2965Rusty Congrats, the first person I see who can spell aisle. D:

  • SMILE LIKE A BIG BOY!

    ..*whimper* Smile like a big boy...

  • that's a hot girl. why would you be embarassed? shes fucking hot!

  • LO<L

  • Boyz...

  • I've had shits that look nicer than her :/

  • since when was buying condoms embarrassing?

  • it is surprising how many people try the decoy. my personal favourite was hiding it underneath a pile of candy.

  • 0:25 - 0:27 best part

  • bloody hell, that's a drugstore???

  • I just came here to buy a hairdryer

  • i love buying condoms. and im a lesbian

  • @rampiggy ..why would it be a lie?

  • Lol!!!!lolz

  • How did a guy that lame, ever get a date that hot?

  • hey im just buying tooth penis xD

  • i was gonna get laid last night then i took a arrow to the dick

  • @MrPeterMccormick Is that a new sex position?

  • 104 people really think that girl is GORGEOUS really....... she is kinda hot more fugly

  • @dethstardestroy ujelly?

  • Be cool

  • tooth-penis, just lost it hahaha

  • DAT ASS

  • omg how pretty can a girl be :O

  • Anyone knows the name of the girl? Help out a horny guy in need LOL

  • Never bought condoms (25 yrs old now), have owned them ....don't want to be big headed and ask for bigger condoms or be laughed at as spectacled nerd who thinks he needs bigger condoms ...but seriously; I've tried putting them on twice ....I thought it was cutting my cock off ...zero chance of maintaining an errection under 20,000 fathoms of pressure.

  • @temporaldisplacement omg retard LOL do you think anybody cares? if your cock is too big for condoms just buy bigger ones

    nobody fucking cares about your dick size faggot

  • @SuicideFixated Nobody fucking cares that you don't fucking care ...faggot.

  • toothpenis.

  • its not embarassing if the clerk looks at you funny hes not the one getting laid is he?

  • this wasn't funny at all

  • in the words of Toby Turner

    That girl was: hothothothothothottotohotohot

  • excuse me...cough cough... magazines?

    condoms? isle 3

    lol

  • that wasn't aisle 3. and why deal with all this BS when bareback is so much better anyway? I'd def do that girl raw.

  • Condoms, good things! She probably have a lot of AIDS already!