OH HAI I'm Philip #1

[2006med4soc]

this was awesome!!!!!!!

[cowluver15]

So Phil, its 2012 now, when is google gonna go corrupt ? Lol

I hope Chuck is on our side.

[Kadazik]

shoot from the hip lol

[367candycane]

its friday? .... ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON RIDAY .. oh fml

[shadowk33]

you talking too mutch

[NYGIANTS11003]

IM ALLERGIC TO PENICILLIN TOO!! Were allergy budddies!!

[alleena18]

I know this is an old video, but I'm allergic to penicillin too!

[randombanana7]

Hmm... I have the same allergy as u

[AidensDad25]

according to most (n i mean all) employers felons arent qualified for shit trust me i know

[Ashaige]

Are they paying you for all the advertisements they play before your show? They should, it's obnoxious to watch the same commercial 80 times just because you find a new kind of video you like.

[MisterSackLunch]

Im alergic to penicillin

[TehTardis]

poo?

[StandingOnGhosts]

LIVERPOOL!

[chrisnorth27]

lol i miss this outro

[sexysamguy]

NOOOOOOOO! not chuck norris! why!?

[hottietata1234567]

Lol,I love it videos...........funny

[TheYpsigirl]

You have a hyper activity problem and you talk way to much about stuff thatis unimportant

[superkat5551]

My step dad is watching Hannah Montana... js.

[NitroCyclone]

OMG IM ALLERGIC TO THAT TOO!

[bstreet87]

How do you feel about Subcomandante Marcos, what he is doing, and do you know any current information on what is going on in Chiapas?

[KimberleyASamuels]

Im alergic to kiwi fruit

[bayzarea925]

you should apply the phillip defranco show to hulu XD.

[EggThePotato]

HE LOOKS LIKE THAT DUDE FROM GLEE

[TheChickadee1999]

Do you think disney will become too powerfull? Seriously,Walt Disney's head is cyrogenically frozen and they own an area the size of sacremento

[cross117]

homo

[MrStonedJosh]

worst comedian on Youtube

[Istaru97]

I love google...

[bloodmuffin1]

Did he go back to school?

[Eekkbob]

/watch?v=Op___2cV0k4

[SgtGizmo23]

I like hazzing waffles in Meh tummy...

[TonyORebel]

Vampire Robot Nazis who are also Zombies lol

[leeloosoftballchick]

im allergic to penicillin too :D thats pretty amazin!

[shalaska666]

your voice makes me want to die

[TSimkins91]

@shalaska666 then press mute....

[EroticalBootswinger]

Give him a flip-cam!!!

[X3pandaXbearX3]

I miss this. :[

[JorgeElMexicano]

Is that what you say to girls when you finish? 2:43- 2:44

[jackthecurmudgeon]

hey, I'm allergic to penicillin too.

[1blade63]

shit

[synchrogirl978]

Im allergic to pennicillin also :O

[oflamemakero]

STOP TALKING DUDE

[dimsdevil]

Wow Phil !!!!

[MrChibiNation]

lolwut?!

[stacysilvey]

im allergic to penicillian to

[Ch3ckerga1tar]

lol they are not poor people they are obama supporters that didn't know the elections were over lol obama is so bad

[nocturnezero]

It's funny because Phil voted for Obama.

[happydayz22]

ha ch3ckerga1tar that's hilarious and so true

[customcartoons]

hey I have that degree, too! :)

[meanboi3000]

this video was about fuckin nothing y did u make this peice of ass ass

[BarryMcCawkiner]

could only last 6 seconds...I couldn't sound this nasal even if I held my nose shut while talking. These vids for the l0se

[Shadowrunner20009]

QOTD: im alergic to chuck norris killing me :(....

[Spadez9559]

im allergic to NOTHING...MUAHAHHAHAHA

[addictionboy]

False, you're allergic to Chuck Norris... And AIDS

[Spadez9559]

@addictionboy ye i am allergic to ADIS....

[LiterrallyTerrible]

im allergic to pennasylan too!

[AzaIndustries]

I'm allergic to Phernegen... >.>

[jinxy312]

I'm allergic to horses hair D:

[Katiebugz283]

Im allergic to tylenol(hope i spelled it right)

its an allergy medecation and im allergic to it... >.>

[piercedsquid]

UM, no, tylenol is not an allergy medicine. It's a pain reliever and fever reducer.

[Katiebugz283]

Yea srri nes i was thinking about something else

[trexkyle15]

shit i still remember this vid and its been a ayear

[ppat213]

omfg its been a year

[danielXD1337]

i am a evil ninja robot nazi zombie

and i harm no body i come in peace

[TheDominionOfElites]

Dont worry guys - when the evil ninja robot nazis who are also zombies attack chuck norris, he will kill them all and turn them into sandwhiches.

[XDRyanNicoleXD]

im allergic to penicillin to :D

[DovCo15]

I'm allergic to penicillin too!

[dustwind955813]

@DovCo15 so am i and i bet you forgot what this video was about and what u said

[kevin12161995]

@DovCo15 omg mee toooo lol

[veyronman]

@DovCo15 lots of people are.

[FaNtAsYsKaTe1]

@DovCo15 same

[wizzi0]

Almost no one?!!?!? *single tear*

XD Lohl

[ninjasquad30]

Ok. The zombies will have chuck norris but we will have Tim Tebow. Beat that zombie cunts.

[cArlthEsUpErlAmmA]

im alergic to penecilin to. lolz! i get a horid rash

[Kitsune324]

omg im allergic 2 penicillin 2!!!! e-highfive 4 allergies xD

[PlaceFirst]

ROFL 2:25!!!

[calleo123]

woot woot! I'm allergic to penicillin too!! sux though, because it'd come in handy sometimes...

[mikeshuffle]

Hey Phil! Just wondering where you got the monkey with the headphones from.

[Creativinity7]

I love you, Phil. And yes, you are very cute even though you think you're fugly.

[bieberfever567x2]

@Creativinity7 fugly

[Raerae8218]

Kind of random, but eh. You're voice makes me swoon! Haha you're vidoes are great, keep 'em coming!

xoxo

[bloodsexbooze13]

im allergic to penecylen too...just havent learned to spell it yet

[TheIGTV]

I'm allergic to peneceline too =D

[MufinMan6]

2:25 IS FROM HIMSELF

[Icero88]

i not ligalye retated

[ohkayylove001]

i'm allergic to penicillien too. (or however you spell it. i don't need to know how to spell it because i'm allergic to it.)

[melojordans]

they dont support phil cause he speaks to much of his opinion and a lot of people get in trouble

[klladude]

2:25 LOL!

[ThaDanishGuy]

lol will they corrupt and attack google and chuck norris :p

[Daputti]

Chuck Norris wins.

[ILuvDrizzt]

*Subscribes*

[ICEVids]

You spelled while wrong..

[GaoGao56]

lol....i loved your comment.

[Cr0w90]

Even the monkey at the wall behind is terribly BORED!

[nolifechance]

I think people that are alergic to peanut have a really sad life.. and will probably take over the world.. whatever

[AznWWEWatcher]

I am alergic to penicillin AND peanuts.sad for me =b

[rubicscube007]

u r soooo wierd

[ManMadeX]

What is your favorite kind of cheese? I like white american. Not sayn that cuz im white an american, i just like the way it melts on stuff. if it was called tan mexico, i would still eat it cuz it melts good.

[drdrummerdude]

i am also allergic to penicillin

[hhbamle]

Phil, you should make another video like this!

make answearing questions a once a month thing!

love the segment where you comment on stupid comments in your new videos, btw ;)

[yaminilump]

i keep watching just hoping that he'll slip ad get tongue tied.

[admbrns]

haha he edits these together, sooo im sure he edits out all the slip ups

[ScottyDog2]

What a dork!

[wolfman717]

penicillin? man that sux, i love penicillin.

[adrastea99]

Google goes through 2 petabytes of data

They control the world

[2323555]

love you man!

p.s fuck the haters =}

[wyogal79]

I'm allergic to penicillin also.

[6skateitup9]

holy shit I just ahd a weird momment... i was imagining myself asking phil a question and I noticed the name of the "hhayes8" (one of the guys that asked him a Q) guy and im like WOW THATS MY LAST NAME hahaa

[UrPostOfficeBuddy]

im allergic to penicillin too. not too sound like a douchebag, its jus interesting.

[rockypyro1490]

you just made my day dood.

[yanky37]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

google u r right

[mariasaurr]

haha i love how he totally pwns hooking up

[HubertTheHappyHobo]

Ha I'm allergic to penicillin also. I break out ina rash and have an asthma attack. Of course the same thing happens when I eat shell fish too, except I also throw up.

Just thought everyone should know.

[dontfearwolflinger]

why don't you make any videos on your other channel can't you just make them with this camera and how did you get so popular you just came out of no where

[frankey13tj]

your the shit homie ... love your videos....

[shooksonv2]

First!!!!!!

[PhantomFear666]

another thing that is going to happen in 2012 is that people are going to discover that my new theory is true and Barack Obama is actualy a robot. (well, everyone else had a theory, so i wanted to have one too!!!

[JohnnyRingo45]

Layer Cake, same guy but a lot better than casino royale.

[LeonDrakonis]

ur awsome phil

[benzeeks]

lol How can you illegally be retarded haha dude you are awsome

[Knockedoutcold258]

Yes, penicillin is a terrible thing. Well, for you and me I guess. Funny thing is I share the name of the man who discovered it. Well, funny for me I guess.

[BehemothOwns]

being allergic to penicillin really sucks yeah. I had to eat it once when I was like 7, I nearly died LOL

[FiveDistantFriends]

w.e penicillin is i know my grandma's allergic to it lol

[cuscus539]

lol most of your viewers are retarded and seem to miss the point of most of your videos, but keep up the good work for the rest of us :-D

[oromiselbirth]

Eh... I am definatly a hard-core viewer.

[tomahawktjs]

@oromiselbirth cool. good luck with that

[JessicaSue]

Legally retarded. Lol.

[SaraiIsSarai]

So... a guy asked how to ask a question in a... comment?

Wow...

Hilarious!

[eantquox]

If you look at the screen, the person who asked that question was PhillyD, so he asked himself that question to let us know how.

[amandagirlygirl13]

haha i know that's why he called himslef a very smart and attractive person.

[KawaiixSama]

You're hilarious!

[iamDipsy]

philled in!

xD

[fluffydeath1]

oh wow i never noticed that(this was not intened to be sarcastic)

[Nic33rd]

So wait . . . why were even on Hooking Up in the first place if you hate it so much?

[NA3L1NT3R]

condoms are evil

[KoukinShuyu8550]

you mean helmets

[Bustersword504]

come on man, if we lose chuck norris its okay, you forget about the great westly snipes!

[EatShitMarty]

my life is complete

serena bailey

[robinnnxo]

why are you fucking hilarious- robin g

[SugaCake]

i love these vids

[Black0nWhite]

haha, It's kind of funny.  Everytime you say, "I'm Phillip DeFranco, and you've just been Philled in"...I grin. That's just funny shit. Love ya bro.

[Scottishsnails]

im alergic to pencillin too!!!

[Lolymus]

what's your opinion on the gradual report ?

[w4x0nw4x0ff]

what is your opinion on the 911 attack? terrorists or inside job?

[dannyab3]

Combination is 6969

[sicros]

Do you honestly read all the Thousands of comments posted on your videos.?

[DeadPixel00]

Damn Phil, you and your game references: ''shoot from the hip'' and so on..

[EPIMAN48]

how do u make money making youtube vids?

[Plamen2007]

hah im also allergic to penicillin :D

[LondasGT]

Phil, sorry, you are wrong

Google does not "know" everything on the internet due to it being in capable of doing so, it is a company not a living being that has a brain, a computer does not = a brain, dont even try to argue with that.

If you want to do this whole "lets get technical" game with your videos and you being correct, politically, physically, mentally, sexually, etc... I can play it to.

[grrranger175]

he wasnt being serious dumbass

[LumberjackQueen]

Dude, I'm allergic to Penicillin too! XD

[chives123456]

Actually in terminator movie Judgement day (Which brought the end of the world)took place in 2012

[bangbangx94]

Youtube loves you too :)

[carebear5725]

omg i am also allergic!!!! and all suflispores

[norabymisadventure]

This is a really, really random question, but do you ever get really ticked off when people leave really dumb comments? 'Cause idiots always leave crap like, "u suck" or "ur voice ish ann0yeng, go suck" about the most RANDOM videos on youtube, just to be assholes. Just, like, if it doesn't bother you, do you just laugh at it and stuff?

[Scorch428]

what's your IQ?

[LimeTheSlime]

About 92

[underthebildin]

roflroflrofl

minus 12 points and you're legally retarded

[chives123456]

:( :(

[underthebildin]

did i even say anything to you? asshole

[LimeTheSlime]

@underthebildin Fuck you!

[chives123456]

132

[rap0battle]

hahaha phil u own, i go ape shit when i watch u lol :D

[flyleaf290]

how do you think we should defend our selfs from the robot vampier nazi zombies? is there an even bigger threat? if so what?

[emopanda747]

Do you ever say to yourself "What the fuck is wrong with these Youtubers?" when you read the comments? I just read some and now I'm positive that the world is gonna crumble. :\

[zakayda]

Being Catholic, i convinced myself long ago that we are actually now in purgatory. lol. maybe you do not swing that way, but allow me my happy little disillusionment.