Let's Take A Long Look At Last Alert part 7/7

[Urmean15]

To STOP Indra....

DESTROY Indra....

[XenonDraco]

One redeeming factor of this game is that the music is actually more than decent. So it's not all bad.

[waffleless]

Weird how he never used that final gun.

[GeneticKH]

Well actually Retsupurae, they didn't give the "voice actors" last name, so it could be a different Dan.

[TheMarg0r]

@GeneticKH Theoretically, but we all know that's not the case, come on.

[CrossedCelt]

Secretary of the State Pornstache Leonard.

Secretary of the Secretary of the State Blondy Loveinterest.

President Hostage Robert.

Super Hero Guy Kazama, King of the US Army.

[werebee]

Slowbeef never did use that final weapon.

[chuggingeverclear]

This was musclebomber2021's greatest adventure yet.

[evrbody]

@chuggingeverclear Couldn't be him. Too many amies.

[MagicMono10]

Pretty sure a Tank Buster could survive that crash.

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

Dead to Rights

[samvirus]

lol: Thanks to Fukushima

[JDWtri]

I demand to see a romantic comedy based on this.

Penultimate Alert: You CAN Hire My Feelings.

[MegaszTechionTerrea]

Boban grand..... sounds like star wars character

[leviathan1173]

Y'know, as poorly made as this game is, Boban Grand is a fucking rad name.

[videogamenostalgia]

@leviathan1173 Sounds like an alien porn star name...

[GmodCaboose56]

@leviathan1173 I thought this game was pretty fun. But Boban Grand does sound cool, haha.

[CommanderMantis]

Hey, you never showed off the rocket launcher.

[Alphabasicnumeric]

@SixthPlaneteer I think you're being way too hard on this game, it deserves an 11/10 at worst.

[RayLedgend]

That crash might have been able to stop a Tank Buster, maybe even a Mad Thunder, but not a Super Hero =P

[elshotaru]

This game is what people that don't play games think every game is like.

[TotalSimpleton]

No wonder why so many characters are musclebound, Zangief did the graphics.

[druidofdark]

Yes, "Retsupurae: The Movie."

[LordCorinth]

retsupurae my shitty videos!

[SchrodingerFu]

@LordCorinth I'm pretty sure that's the Youtube community's equivalent of shouting "Have my baby!"

It's difficult at first, and embarrassing if you didn't want it, but at the end, there's something wonderful for all to see.

[LordCorinth]

@SchrodingerFu

hehe, EVERYONE wants to have my babies

the first part is easy, explains my big tummy, and at the end it will be their best, highest viewed video :)

[druidofdark]

These Series of Lets plays are Gold! And by the way, Electrical Beast Is back.

[hgtrf7789]

Last Alert 2: The Final Fantasy

Last Alert 0,5: False Alarm

[IsuKen]

Wait, Thanks to Hudson? Wow, you weren't kidding about the Bomberman pickup in part one.

[FLAMINGBABYPUNCH]

Now I know where the ranking system from Call Of Duty came from.

[Surturius]

To stop Indra... you must destroy Indra.

How ironic.

[megamanfan765]

Why do people like this guys? I mean yeah, its fun watching horrible Lp's get mocked, but these guys seem like they have so shitty lives that their idea of fun is going home and watching someone else play a video game and being like "LOLOLOLOLOOOL WHAT A LOSER HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOC­IOUS LOLLOOLOLolOOL" To me, this seems no better the all the people on youtube that hate on everything, EVERYTHING that Lets Players do.

[EbolaZidane]

@megamanfan765 Pulling the "you must have nothing better to do" card? :-/

[DatWittyName]

@megamanfan765 You do know they don't do this 24/7 right?

[fastbreak333]

@megamanfan765 0/10 You can troll better than that, kid.

[111naruto1111]

@megamanfan765 Just like a true megaman fan to need help spelling when qqing.

[aximili999]

@megamanfan765  guess your not tank buster material.

[AcceleratingUniverse]

@megamanfan765 Lol they only do these like once every two-three months. I'm not going to speak for them, but I think they have lives.

[RSRaven90]

@megamanfan765 "im a 10 yr old kid who likes games. what else you want?"

I just found your problem: you have Internet.

[deviltetsuo555]

@megamanfan765

why do i get the feeling your a crappy let's player or like watching them? hmmmmmmmm

[RawrWolfie]

@megamanfan765

They are lets players also, and those other lets players deserve the criticism due to the fact of their shitty videos.

[posthumanfetus]

@megamanfan765 If you had bothered to actually watch the video, you would see that they are making fun of the game itself, not the player.

It's pretty obvious.

You must be really stupid.

So shut up.

And never say anything again.

[theallstarmat]

@megamanfan765

My hope in troll kind is gone, boy.

[Physhi]

This game should be rebooted not for the fact that it's good, but that it's stupid as hell.

[Mast3rFr3aky]

Leonard = Skip Rodgers

[joemanses]

you guys sound so much like those two guys from game heroes.....funnier though.

[DatWittyName]

I personally can't wait for the reboot . Last Alert: Metal Soldier

[Nintendoga]

@DatWittyName I was kinda hoping that the final rank would be ???

[ziggy274]

Shin-Nihon Laser Soft Co., Ltd. Historical Events

10/88:

The company is founded as a joint venture between Telenet Japan and electronics retailer Yodobashi Camera. The objective of the new company is to develop games for optical media, and the first game to be developed is Valis II for the PC Engine CD.

07/90:

Telenet takes over all stocks in the company from Yodobashi Camera, turning it into a fully owned subsidiary.

01/91:

The company is formally folded back in Telenet Japan.

[Zukaran]

Well, You may not surpass Super hero, but dr garcia surpassed terminator.

[BumbleBeest9000]

pls for doing meet'n'fuck kingdom???

[SimuRei]

@BumbleBeest9000 If it's what I think it is, I'm guessing it'll be taken off YouTube very quickly if they did do that.

[BigJuicyx3]

@BumbleBeest9000

Why would you want to watch someone play a stupid Newgrounds hentai game?

[Nintendoga]

@BigJuicyx3 So he can jack off.... I mean research how stupid it is.

[antisadism]

No one can hire my feelings for sin-nihon

[MisterDynamite]

Guy Kazama can survive anything...even nukes!

[textinabox]

@WVI

I'm not exactly sure, maybe they really did get stoned like they said in the beginning of the first video.

[GrizzlyBearSarna]

My favorite retsupurae....I'm sad it's over....better watch it again! :D

[ElrondHubbard54]

this game seems almost pathetically easy.

[TheToast7]

You guys should LP Policenauts now.

[TheEvalButterfree]

i like this one

imo if u guys are gonna make a series make it the entire game (ofc just when its a short game)

or make itjsut one epeisode

[NShimaru]

That was really really long.

[seijuruhiko]

Dead to rights...the end.

[ColonelVile]

Amongst the Best Ever. I really loved this one. 

[kingbooforums]

this was the worst retsupre ever. I have no idea why I hated this one.

[WVI]

What's with slowbeef pretending he's the one playing?

[EponymousKid]

@WVI He isn't. He just never directly says he's NOT the one playing... except, you know, in the description for the first episode.

[WVI]

@EponymousKid I'm not saying he's lying about it, I'm just wondering what the roleplay is about. That is what they're doing.

[bobbyewing311]

to stop indra..... destroy indra

[MrTurtle1998]

Oh my god.... Slowbeef. You beat the game without dying.... You are truely a super hero.

[Lazyguy22]

Metal Soldier Solid 3: Snake Alerter

[4tailedNaruto777]

@Lazyguy22 XD nice!

[thomasca]

welp, it's happened. Slowbeef, your commentary is now a worn out joke.

[ILIKECEREALX]

Congratulations, Guy Kazama. You have saved mankind as the president has ordered you to. Now go home and be a family man.

[EverettHaran]

Dead to Rights.

[TheDonaldPierce]

There must've been a fridge inside of Indra.

[SamuraiFoochs]

I fucking love how none of the voice actors had their last names.

I don't think it was a shame thing, I think it was an effort thing. They couldn't be bothered to tell anyone their last names.

[heroshadow42]

There can't be a sequel, this is Last Alert. However, there's still the prequel, Alert Before the Last.

[Adkit2]

Actually, people didn't write out their full names in videogame credits back then. It was to stop other companies from hiring your top-developers.

[PickpocketSan]

"Pick me up, I'm tired of sunbathing in that giant nuclear explosion caused by that fireball I was riding."

[bobbyewing311]

ROFL "can you please not tell them my last name?" "yeah..... that goes for me too" Nobody want's any affiliation with this horrible game. I feel like I just watched an abortion in video game format.

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Full HD Remake. Same Voice Actors.

Now.

[EponymousKid]

@AbsoluteVirtue18 Remake? Nay. Sequel.

"The Actual Last Alert."

[MisterDynamite]

@AbsoluteVirtue18 I'm dying to play the expansion, Last Alert: The Drills.

[xdjvenomx]

@AbsoluteVirtue18 voice actor*

[kefkasakura]

@AbsoluteVirtue18 I'd totally buy that.

[MadSurge]

@AbsoluteVirtue18 You know, now that I think of it the new Contra game, Hard Corps Uprising, feels a bit like that. Except that, you know, the game is actually GOOD and CHALLENGING, so that's why they paid little attention to the voice acting XD

[Taisuru]

You never showed us what the final weapon did!

Now I shall be left to wonder for the rest of my life!

[AmayirotAkago]

Guy Kazama: Son Of Chuck Norris.

[Rogueofmv]

"C-019045, this is Guy calling Secretary *squints to read fine print* Leo-nard."

[Vinzaf]

It's obvious how Guy survived, that final crash only dealt one damage.

[BackgroundBailey]

@Vinzaf Using video game logic, that all makes sense! Thanks, Vinzaf!

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

@Vinzaf Maybe if you end the boss battle with only one vital left you get the bad ending

[OMFGSLAPPYWAG]

Get back from long, boring, annoying week with the father I hate, 7 part retsupurae vid, diegasm.

[Darwinialives4eva]

Dead To Rights DLC: Last Alert

[emperor20]

VISUAL (ten seconds later)...that is a visual.

[Pooky1991]

~APPLAUSE~!!!

[EponymousKid]

3:23 "That's an interesting scenario, B. Matsui."

In other words, "Cool story, bro!"

[jsh020]

i feel realy spoiled, ive never gotten so much a dose of retsupurae all at once since i found out about them 2 years ago

[Zakuzelo]

Ok, so...

Guy Kazama vs Jack Slate.

[sportsfan723]

@Zakuzelo that's a tough one since Jack can take rockets to the face and shrug them off like he got bit by a bug. But Guy can actually outrun bullets and has 79 million health. I'd go with Jack though IF he has Shadow with him cuz lets be honest here...Shadow is the brains behind everything lol

[EponymousKid]

@Zakuzelo No, no, no, you're going about this all wrong.

Guy Kazama/Jack Slate team-up. Mayor Pinnacle and Steve are are at it again!

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@EponymousKid

Just imagine the amazing dialogue from both

[aughyeahfolks]

I'm still in a dream, Tank Buster.

[FerretTheFuzzles]

Now I'm sad ;_;

[Baljira]

Wait...so where the hell was Lloyd?

[EponymousKid]

I love how these villains all have perfectly normal names. James Bond fought guys like Hugo Drax, Francisco Scaramanga, and Auric Goldfinger. Guy Kazama fights Steve Lloyd, Mr. Lee, and Garcia.

[akirasingingheart]

So this thing was an hour and 35 minutes total?

My god, it's like Retsupurae: The Movie.

I think my life is complete.

[ThePanasonicDream]

@akirasingingheart yep, brb, killing self.

[Narrator007]

Zangiefu > Shaq-fu

[EponymousKid]

The combination of Zangiefu and "...Dead to Rights." makes this the best thing in the world.

[mattr75]

This whole thing was absolutely hilarious.

[FireButts15]

I think the continuity guy in this was the same continuity guy for Dead to Rights Ret.

[Vidk1ng]

You have the right to remain SILENT!!!

[slayer1138]

I love it when videogame credits make no damn sense

picture by Po-chen

[CTerry1985]

DEAD TO RIGHTS!

[roedtop]

I saw this while i high, i died laughing

[Overmayor]

Zangiefu was inspired by Haggaru, who worked on Contra.

[MyChemicalBromance]

I don't know why we all went on this ride.

[KingOfKatamari]

@MyChemicalBromance Because it was freeeeee.

[Highstar25]

hang on, the credits theme sounds just like the plane stages in sonic adventure

[Zant5976]

I was expecting you guys to say something about the guy that was eating his mic at 1:25

[Patashu]

Wait! We never got to see the sixth weapon

[EmperorSeth]

I know. That mystery will haunt me until the end of my days.

[Manawolfman]

lame, never showed off the final gun.

[SubparPanda]

This was amazing

[MunchingOrange]

That ending was so Kaizo!

[NeverForgetWizet]

@MunchingOrange Jack Slate: FUCK YOU!

[adrock4]

What a long, strange mediocre trip it's been.

Mostly mediocre, though.

[ilovemadnesscombat]

when you commented the coughing I was coughing a lot too. very weird.

[LikeClockwerk]

Let's take a long last look at last alert

[Killagoose77]

Super Hero Guy Kazama didn't die because he still had 12 vital left, so the explosion that took away one vital wasn't fatal.

[luvtehcomix]

i actually had to take a break halfway through the credits from laughing too hard. well done, rp.

[somahiru]

God... this has been some of your best videos, everything complimented to create hillarity and amazingness on this video series.

*claps* I enjoyed all of this, specially your reaction to cutscenes and rank ups :V

[ajpal]

Dan gives Billy West a run for his money.

[BlackIceDragon2005]

All credits in every video game must now contain an acknowledgement to the guy who helped keep the continuity of the game together. And take inspiration from this magnificent game called Last Alert.

[Deckof51]

ZANGIEFU!

FINAL! ATOMIC! GRAPHICS!

[Maxfightmaster25]

Dead to rights, i knew that fucker was coming!

[newpageone]

I like Mark's work, I've heard him in other things.

[TheMuffinSniper]

I feel like guy should have died and in the background Total Eclipse of the Heart should have started to play with the space station or whatever the heck it was and had like crappy pictures of guy looking at his dead wife or some crappy plot line add on like that.

[Karash770]

I'm relatively sure Guy Kazama wasn't a black Guy (pun intended) before he returned to earth. Did he get toasted when reentering the atmosphere and survived the crash somehow?

[BenForgyLink2010]

false alarm

[fastbreak333]

Let's give a big round of applause to Last Alert, Cubex55, and alcohol for if it wasn't for those three components, this hilarious LP wouldn't have been possible.

[ChoosenOneStudios]

@fastbreak333 I'll drink to that!

[kefkasakura]

@fastbreak333 Also, don't forget the LPers. Because they're not just some guys getting drunk : THEY ARE SLOWBEEF AND DIABETUS.

[Projectegax]

You know when you were a kid you would be asked "If you could be a Super Hero, who would you be?" My answer is Guy Kazama.

[MrColonelKFC]

You know Pro Status is reached when you reach super hero in Last Alert.

[ShakinJamacian]

The thumbnail instantly reminded me of Fist of the North Star.

It's a damn shame this game is nowhere near as awesome as that anime.