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  • LOL  FUNNY STUFF!

  • haha, Suckers, You cant have Vegemite!!

    Its the best, I get to enjoy a delicious hot buttery toast with vegemite on it!!! gahhh *drools* =D

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  • Dont Band vegemite you Wankers LOL ...Youre Fuking Legend Mate

  • Im Hungarian, came to australia when i was 5, and i think Vegemite is the greatest shit ever! Cant go without it, ive always got plenty of stock! :) I honestly dont really get how yanks dont like it, maybe thier eating it wrong!?

  • mmmm vegimite im gunna have some now

    PS VAGINAMITE AND PENIS BUTTER

  • I like vegemite its so good on a spoon with no bread or butter or nuttin

  • did not know to put butter on it too. Ill have mysecond try like that now.

  • lol... im aussie and we dont even call it shrimp, their called prawns. Your Putting on a weird accent cause you sure don't sound aussie...your funny.

  • hahaaha man you are funnnyyy! VEGEMITE ROX!

  • From what I learned that the Vegemite ban was really made up and that there is really no ban on Vegemite in America. Even US Food and Drug Administration as well as the US Customs and Border protection even said that there were no plan to investgate whether Vegemite has folate. I learn this from Wikipedia when I was learning about Vegemite.

  • lol this vid was kwl x

  • yummm vegemite... I wonder what it tastes like.

  • It is very savory/salty. It is best on toast with a lot of butter, say 50/50 butter/vegemite.

    Vegemite looks like axle grease and if badly made, tastes awful... So follow my instructions and it won't taste bad, unless you have an unbelievable sweet tooth, in which case just don't eat it.

  • If only we could find a way to deep fry it, i think that it would be a big hit in the U.S.

  • lol deep fried with some melted cheese they would eat aything

  • thats like saying all asians are short

  • or all aussies throw shrimps on the barbie? Fuck mate if you can't laugh at yourself then it's pretty sad... Everyone knows all americans are fat.

  • Ahaha we are all either fat or have an eating disorder and are wiredly skinny, then there are the few heathy people! I have to say we are very easy to make fun of! Come on you have to be able to make fun of your self or you could just be a party pooper your whole life! hehe (guilty pleasure watching Paula's cooking) 0.0

  • well ask the boys at bondi the home of the deep fryed mars bar

  • Get deep fried marsbars over the ditch here as well. Fucking aewsome!

  • ahhh vegemite.... some peopel find this product to be lush. I just don't get the taste buds of Australia. Although I may have slathered it too much on the bread, I dont find the taste appealing. Is there any other way to like it or is it just that the Aussies grew up liking it

  • Yeah vegemite is OK ;)

  • Strange country, they ban vegemite but not guns ?? go figure

  • If you eat 6 table spoons of vegemite you will be as high as a kite on tryptophan.  Of course the trick is to eat 6 table spoons of vegemite.

    I doubt even Cool Hand Luke could eat 6 table spoons of Vegemite :D

  • There is something so wrong in America. The only thing better than Vegemite is Marmite.

  • its NOT fair that they have banned vegemite in the US!! I love it and now I can't get it!! please send us poor depreved Americans some vegemite!! please pleaaaaaaase!!!!!!!

  • Austrailia owns. Cronulla Beach! You are right Wankers have control of US, we are tired of it, so don't fault us all. We have to crush the press blackout on white pride.

  • im with u man, noone could ban vegemite fuck the rest of u who think different

  • The USA really *didn't* ban vegemite, but really, who the fuck would eat it? Blech!

  • Funny!

    Even funnier is, Vegemite is owned by American food giant Kraft.

  • vegemite is the best ever i love it. yer americans are wimps if they think its bad for you. vegemite is LOVE! americans have no clue.

  • I guess he hasn't heard that it's not true.

  • THEY DIDn't ban Vegemite. It was a misprint in an Australian paper, and everyone blew it out of proportion. Us Americans can still enjoy Vegemite.

  • LOL, they are afraid of vegemite! Wimps! I've heard that Marmite is stronger though ;)

  • VEGEMITE... FUCK YEAH!

  • Hahaha I liked the ending... I've never tried Vegemite but it looks pretty good

    Yeah the FDA recommended daily allowances are literally just enough to keep a person above the threshold for deficiency... gross...

  • YAY for vegemite!!

  • =(

    that actually looks really good, DAMN YOU AMERICA!

  • u are soo right!! VEGEMITE is the BEST!! I have the vegemite song on my myspace =]

  • vegemite foreva!!! fuk yeah!!!! fuk the yanks. who cares wat they do. folic acid my arse!! just another way to bounce the account defecit our way and continue to take over the world economically.

  • GOD damn you Warproness, How dare you give away America's secret plan to deprive the world of vegemite so we can take over the world! Now australia will have to find another country to sell that skank bottle of rotten veggies to, I'd suggest trying Canada since they now beleave they can think for themselves up there. But fear not with are hollywood movies and Hip Hop well will soon rule the earth!

  • i just had my vegemite for the day

  • Vegemite Rocks!!!

  • Fuck Yeah!

  • I LOVE IT!!! OH YUM!

  • you spelled "deficient" wrong

  • thanks for the heads up

  • no prob

  • It's simple, the US govn't hates us. That might sound extreme but it's true, they only want to control us.

  • How can the US ban vegemite when it has fast food outlets that sell triple cheese quarter pounder super size burgers and the like. They cannot be serious!

  • I am an American and I love Vegemite as does my 20 month old daughter! Thank God for my mate in Australia carefully packing it in packages for my birthday and Christmas!

  • We take care of the world so you guys can sit back, take 3 months of vacation a year and bitch while taking the supposed moral high ground...

  • whats wrong with you? seriously.

  • lots of things. in other news your PM blasted one of our senators for opposing the war in Iraq. Who is the warmonger now? I ask you sir....

  • actually, our PM blasted one of your senators for wanting to pull US troops out of Iraq. although i hate john howard, u can't just say u will pull troops out of iraq just for a few votes. America chose to go to war with Iraq and America therefore has to stay in Iraq until (and if) the violence stops.

  • Our PM is a neo conservative who brown noses Bush.

  • In October 2006, the Melbourne Herald Sun reported incorrectly that Vegemite was banned in the USA, with Customs officials going so far as to search Australians for Vegemite when they enter the country.[1][2] The origin of the story appears to have been an anecdote from a traveler who claims to have been searched, and a spokesperson for Kraft Foods who made a misinformed comment to reporters. The story incited anti-American comments on blogs and in newspapers.

  • Vegemite forever!

  • see the reason why USA banned it because their country want to become more obese then they already are

    VEGEMITE IS HEALTHY

  • lol wtf at this, I agree vegemite is the BEST i eat it every morning with ceral. DONT BAN vegemite YOU WANKERS haha loved it.

  • (sorry for assuming vegemite=marmite lol) but in my marmite 1 serving is also 50%. thats 100 micrograms of folic acid. it is safe for a healthy person to eat 1000 micrograms (although that is a little risky). AND i have multivitamins so i be healthy, and they contain 100% of my daily folic acid! (ok, so i am in the uk, so we still have vegemite, although that is rare, we just have marmite, but still vegemite (again, guessing it is marmite) is good! folic acid has a low toxicity.

  • but things like vitamins A and D, found corresspondingly in carrots and fish, have a high toxicity =p unban vegemite) P.S i hope you still have marmite P.P.S sorry i had to split this comment it is so long!

  • I eat lots of vegemite thats why I have rosie cheeks and I grow stronger evryday :)

  • lol

  • Crosisborg you are the biggest dipshit I have ever seen. Most (Not all) Americans are stuck up and don't give a shit about any other country. If there is one country that deserves to be exterminated, it's America. And you are the perfect example of how stuck up Americans are. So shut the hell up.

  • We americans need to EXTERMINATE every other country because you suck.

  • LOL goodluck trying

  • fuck up cocksucker peice of shit everyone hates america coz of ur selfish attitudes , and that comment u left is very anoing

  • typical fucking american, all you can think about is yourself and defend it with a half assed comment...geez

  • I love me vegemite!!! kill the us...

    ROFL love the last note "i hope you all become vitamen B deficiant" ROFL

  • hold on a second pantsless ninja, if it contains 50% of your daily needs and you have it with breakfast lunch and tea *one serving is one spread* like the song sudgests then thats 150% so i wounder... but its not like friggen poisen there are alot of things that realy should be band like mc donalds.

  • damn straight you can never have enough vegemite though

  • yes yes but pantsless ninja 150% + regular food and drink... is bad my pantsless friend, asumeing of course you only have 3, I know ozzys love there vegemite = D

    however like I said before there are alot of things worse for you, like that american chocolate spread, which has athletes on the front and is advertized like a health product...

  • that stuff is leathal cant remeber what its called Nutella yes that was it, theres nothing good about that stuff 100% shugary crap if there guna ban vegemite they should ban that too... oh right they make tons and tons off money off that evil marketing sceem, ill just say this panstless ninja perhaps 3 servings of vegemite is bad for you but one serving of nutella or one stop at mc'donalds is much much worse, why are americans such stupid stupid people they can't think for themselfs can they?

  • You think that America is weird when you come from Tasmania. Right.

  • Yes I do. America is has no comparison in the world for it's weirdness. Are you Tasmanian?

  • Right on you fucking legend!!!

  • Hmmm...I live smack dab in the middle of the US and I saw Vegemite on the shelf of our grocer not too long ago. Never tried the stuff. Maybe I will.

  • "In October 2006, the Melbourne Herald Sun reported that Vegemite is banned in the USA, with Customs officials going so far as to even search Australians for Vegemite when they enter the country,[1][2] but later reports cast doubt on the claim.[3] The Food and Drug Administration later stated there was no import ban on Vegemite, and that it was never pulled from American supermarket shelves.[4]"

    It was a lie.

  • well that's a relief! It's those bloody terrorists trying to split you frmo your allies!

  • yeah dont reply. you know i am right.

    research before you upload something like this.

  • The FDA denied it, that doesn't mean they're telling the truth go and ask your local supermarket for me will you thanks for doing the research for me, I am abit lazy. And it was all over the news here who am I to argue with TV news.

  • that is totally bizarre .. they recommend folic acid to women who want to become pregnant ..

    How mean to Aussie ex-pats who grew up with the stuff .. sometimes the FDA is just wacko .. and allow more good stinky cheese too ...

  • Is this even true?

  • America banned Vegemite cause it tastes like kangaroo dung. Australians need to worry about their ever increasing hole in the ozone above them. Vegamite doesn't prevent Aus. from being #1 in skin cancer of all the continents. Although you guys are right... most of us Americans are F-ing retarded.

  • Vegemite is delicious! How do you know what kangaroo pooh tastes like in the first place? Skin Cancer sucks. Who created the hole in the ozone layer it certainly wasn't us! The hole is above Tasmania and Tassie is one of the cleanest and greenest places on earth, so who caused the hole in the ozone layer?

  • I am American and I own Vegemite.The government doesn't know bwhahahahaha.BTW I love Aussie Land and am dieing to go cus this countries going down hill quick.

  • Interesting. I'll have to send this to _urgelt_ and find out his comments.

  • Vegemite sucks, Marmite forever

  • Marmite? Are you serious or simply trying to be wrong and annoying? You are all alone, you little Marmite-eating apple sack!

  • he's not alone! I vote for Marmite too :P

  • I love vegemite

  • So do I mate it is the best!

  • Yes you were

  • Eat my shorts

  • No I prefer vegemite on toast

  • hahaha

    i LOVE vegemite!!!!

    frikkin americans, theyre stupid right to the core.

  • I agree they're emperial dynasty is close to an end without vegemite.

  • go the vegemite!

    gosh. america. how could you do this?

    how about banning those fatass hamburgers...worse than fkn vegemite!

  • Exactly they are idiots vegemite is so good for you there food laws are as stupid as there gun laws!

  • Yeah, it's the fucked up American govt. They've all booked a first class ticket to hell.

  • I thought you were gone.

  • Yes, I was. However, I'm back but without the vids. Although apparently one can put up secret vids so I can't be exposed... in which case... hee heee... let the games begin...

  • Damn Americans XD

  • Idiots they be.

  • lmao dude... its so true

  • Yes robbie it is ridiculous and our prime minister is to gutless to say anything

  • Folate helps to prevent Spina Bifida. What the hell is their problem? Now that it is illegal, are they going to send people to jail for having it? Hahahaha, stupid Americans.

    :(

  • damn straight babe we are all happy little vegemites vegemite never hurt anyone.

  • THAT IS IT! The F@#KIN Yanks have finally gone too far. They can go against the U.N. and invade Iraq for it's oil (codenamed W.M.D's) but i will not stand by while they dis. our greatest icon. I say we stop all U.S. trade untill they put Vegemite back on the bench next to the toaster where it belongs! WAR!

  • Damn straight

  • another insomniac? It must be all that folic acid.

  • nah mate I just got up for work when I posted this reply I always check my comments before I go to work.

  • Its a fucking disgrace

  • This is very funny a third time watching it. I just vloged it om my own page, lol. I think the Aussies should withdraw their troops from Iraq in protest.

  • I just heard that Congress is considering passing a bill to ban Baked Beans.

  • I love what you do and agree what you say

  • I eat Follic acid tablet everyday. Is that good? what is vegemite?

  • Vegemite is a yummy spread that's 100% yeast extract. Very good with cheese and lettuce too!

  • Is that like marmite, cause that stuff is so so so rank

  • Vegemite is better than marmite and it is very good for you.

  • No way. marmite is better.

  • Don't dis the vegemite smitty3400. Every true Aussie is bread on it, even if you may think it's rank which is highly likely. Yes, i think it is like marmite. It is actually one of the healthiest spreads on the market but needs an aquired palate to judge.

  • uhhh i hate all dark stuff you out on toast

  • OMG. Canada better not ban marmite.

    lol ... crazy yanks.

  • America is a strange place sometimes

  • I heard this 2. Omg this is so stupid, aussie aussie aussie i say.xxx

  • I thought it was a joke then I saw it on the news. Crazy.

  • sepos ha ha

  • Luckily for us the US was a relatively small market for vegemite anyway (even though they own it) but what about the aussies in america trying to bring up they're kids with vegemite so they remember where they came from!

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