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  • Do any of these people have names?

  • I was looking for a compilation of Harrison Ford running scenes...and found this bit of awesome. :)

  • that's awesome that aasif mandvi is in there

  • I liked that part where he's asking about his family.

  • whats the movie at 0:16?

  • @ultraryanrules2 Firewall, with Paul Bettney.

  • Will he ever be reunited with a family member?

  • lol reminds me of family guy

  • I thought I was the only one who thought that all movies with Harrison Ford was about his family getting kidnapped

  • hahahaha when i saw this for the first time i couldnt stop laughing every movie harrison ford his looking for his family hahaha

  • Guy at 0:34 is like god not again

  • ha good one uploader

  • Suddenly the word "wife" lost it's meaning...

  • He's even harassing dogs about his family now.

  • he should do a better job at protecting his family

  • He's looking for his wife? Why didn't he check the kitchen lmfao

  • kristen...

  • LOL! is that all

  • the end is the BEST!!! "My WIFE" LMMFAO!!!

  • LOL it gets really hilarious hearing him say it so many times...I literally starting laughing pretty hard at this.

  • -_- My wife...

  • family guy...lol

  • we get it Harrison, your straight

  • O.o

  • Uh, Liam Neeson and Bruce WIllis don't have shit on Indiana Jones. 

  • lol where's my family

  • after a while it just sounds meaningless

  • I WANT MY FAMILY BACK

  • This is really awesome. My wife and I have been saying "They've got my family!" in a Harrison Ford voice as a running joke for about 5 years now, but this is my first time to come across your video. Its good to know some other people noticed the same theme running so obviously in nearly all of his flicks. Good work lad!

  • 00:45

    "all i know is that I have your suitcase and you have my wife'S"

  • WHERE'S MY WIFE GOD DAMM IT

  • I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK

  • who is he talking about?

  • You have to update this to add Cowboys and Aliens. MY SON!!!!

  • thank you for making this

  • surprised he can find his car keys in the morning!

  • my family 

  • WIFE WIFE MY WIFE XD

  • Good to know ford's a family man

  • I guess 20 people don't want their family back :'(

  • 1:30 AASIF MANDVI!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHERES MY FAMILY?!?!

  • keep pressing 4 for hot fuck

  • watch trailer for aliens and cowboys

    apparently, harrison fords family member been kidnapped there too

  • @atomichead777 Whats going on!? Where am I!? I WANT MY FAMILY BACK!

  • brilliant

  • great actor nominated only once for an Oscar, his draw to films all about his 'wife' might be why lol

  • We now return to : Harrison Ford telling random people he wants his family back.

  • Saw this joke on family guy.

    Family guy made this catchphrase famous. Go family guy.

  • Has everyone else had there wife kidnapped?

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  • 0:34 xDDDD

    "..sup.."

  • @gbksekster wut?

  • MAI WAIFU

  • In the new movie, it's his wife AND his son. Hooray!

  • Judging by the new trailer, it's his son this time in Cowboys and Aliens.

  • My wife...

  • i wonder why harrison ford always plays these rolls i guess its because he appeals to middle aged women

  • Harrison Ford: Ultimate Dad

  • Piece of advice...never get married to Harrison Ford cause next thing you know you'll end up being kidnapped or killed lol

  • I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE!

  • LMFAO

  • Hey Ford- they're climbing in your window, snatchin' yo poeple up! Better hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

  • I think at this point I'd just stop giving a shit about my wife/family

  • @Gregd8888 That's the difference between you and Ford, he's a man.

  • Seriously though how many times has Harrison Ford had his family taken/killed/held hostage in movie history?! I want answers!!!! A legit count! haha

  • Shes been dead for over ten years

  • That belongs in a museum!!.... oh wait wrong video >.<

  • it's all part of the Harrison Ford drinking game. have a drink whenever he mentions his wife

  • lol if anyone has played silent hill 1, he's exactly the same as harry mason!

    Harry: Have you seen a little girl?

    Harrison: Have you seen my wife?

  • How does this not have over a million views.

  • fuckn genius..

  • We need Harrison Ford, Liam Neeson, and Bruce Willis to form some kind of family-rescuing death squad.

  • @commissarusa mel gibson?

    

  • @commissarusa 'You don't have to come and confess, their lookin' fo you...'

  • @commissarusa Sir, go to Hollywood instantly and make that movie forthwith!

  • @commissarusa that would be a legendary team. I wouldn't mess with them.

  • @commissarusa and liam nesson

  • @commissarusa HAHAHAHA

  • @commissarusa or just have the 3 star in a movie together and kick some ass. XD

  • god harrison ford stay hot!! stop losing your family!! god!! :)

  • HAN SOLO WANTS HIS FAMILY BACK!

  • what movie is this?

  • I WANT MY FAMILY BACK!

  • -Harrison, we finally found your wife!

    -What about my daughter?

  • Remind me to never marry Harrison Ford... seems to be a dangerous job....

  • @nmoney53 Reminder: Don't marry Harrison Ford.

  • @fearlosswarrior LMAO!!!

  • @nmoney53 :D

  • Classic.

  • Harrison Ford is a family man. Sorry guys, I had to.lol

  • i like family guys version better

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  • It's just easiest to give him same lines over and over again, the gamut of expressions never change. Directors are no fools :)

  • 18 people took Harrison Ford's wife/family.

  • ahahahaha great job man

  • 18 people didn't get their family back

  • @plafonte no. no. just shut up. your not getting any thumbs up.

  • 1:31 haha it's the dude from the Daily Show

  • GIVE HIM HIS GOD DAMN FAMLY SO HE CAN REST

  • He clearly has worse luck with women than Charles Bronson, can't he just put a tracking device on her?

  • THIS IS - MY WIFE!!!!!

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  • Haha, weenie Youtube satire.  Whoopee.

  • Horrible, horrible script writing... lmfao

  • LMAO this is pure genius

  • what is this video about? lol

  • AASIF MANDVI ITT

  • my favourite part is when he says "my wife"

  • AHAHA, it's about time somebody did this! Awesome.

    He's always looking for his goddamned wife lol

  • Good quality video dude!

  • It has lost all meaning...

    Great job on the compilation!

  • I WANT MY FAMILY BACK, I WANT MY FAMILY BACK, I WANT MY FAMILY BACK,

  • Whose he looking for?

  • Ha! I'm not the only one who noticed this! You missed out "my wife first!" from Frantic though complete with classic Ford finger pointing. Well done otherwise! 

  • Hi, I'm Harrison Ford, and get ready... cause now my son is missing.

  • Just give his wife back to him, and he will stop asking for her.

  • I WANT MY FAMILY BACK!

  • star wars is the only movie where he doesn't have a family

  • @ComradeGraty Chewbacca is his family and the Falcon is his woman

  • I think he's looking for his wife

  • This is my wife.

    What about my daughter?

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  • Wonderful....

  • Harrison Ford in Dangerously Kidnapped! He just wants his family back! Coming this fall.

  • LMAO that's brilliant!

  • He needs to keep better track of his family..He never has any idea where they are

  • omg its the old guy from frasier

  • 0:47 - All I know, that I have your suitcase, and you have MY WIVES!

    Damn, he's good!! :D

  • family guy sent me here

  • hahah just like the family guy episode

  • HAHAHAHA!!!!! And here I thought I was the only one who noticed this

  • Han: "Where's my daughter?"

    - Millennium Falcon (a Star Wars novel, this is true)

  • My wife. Where's my wife?

  • such a good father and husband...

  • Excellent work! That is hilarious! I guess I was not the only one who saw a pattern in Harry's work the past 15 years or so! LOL! :D

  • A fallacy

  • family guy drove me here

  • hey family guy drove me here too!!

    small world huh

  • We now return to Harrison Ford telling random people he wants his family back

  • what movie is the middle one where no one believes his wife was kidnapped?

  • @DrAmazing Frantic by Roman Polanski :) pretty good film actually

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  • Maybe he should just date. Marrige doesnt agree with this dude.

  • are you suggesting that i killed my wife?

    I didn`t kill me wife!

    They killed my wife!

  • His wife seems to get kidnapped more than princess peach

  • You made my week with that funny-ass comment.

  • @workingclassbum :

    Toadstool!

  • @workingclassbum Maybe his wife IS Princess Peach or Zelda.

  • give me back my family!

  • hahahahahahahahaha XD

  • ohmygod

    family guy made fun of him so perfectly

  • not his husband huh? lol

  • lol love the ending

  • It would be awesome if this was all the same character.

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  • LOL I am not the only one who noticed that hes always talking about his wife and his family. This makes me very happy.

  • LOL

  • Yes, Han Solo is quite the familyman!

    Last clip is epic.

  • "I have your suitcase, and you have my wife's."

    Trim the "s" off the end of that sentence for added hilarity.

  • The first 22 seconds are hilarious.

    I like the tempo, the alternating between wife and family. I think that as the clip progresses, you can just cut it down to him saying "wife", "family" in rapid alternation. If he looks really serious, it doesn't need the context of a sentence.

  • Harrison Ford, always putting family first.

  • my wife goddamnit!

  • he says "wifes"?

  • lmao!

  • "has everyone else had their wife kidnapped?"

  • He has been wrong the whole time!

    It´s my wife!

    Ford has stalked her for many years now! :(

  • Give him his damn wife and family for petes sake.

  • My family first!!

  • GIVE ME BACK MY FAMILY!!

  • lol at 1:40:

    After all the "My wife is kidnapped, my wife is dead": "My wife was in miami!" NOOOOOOOOO

  • Hahaha you guys have to see Family guys scetch about this,,,, Just type in, I want my family back Family guy

  • his wife.

  • Actually alot of the clips are from Frantic, where he was, um, looking for his wife (so you can't really blame him for saying it alot).