No Reservations - Uzbekistan 3/5

[edichkaa]

are you kidding me? 20 000 Uzbekistani som,is about 12 dollars. pfffff

[palou1989]

coulndt stop laughing during this episode, so great

[msigler78]

i love Tony. He's a good sport and he has jokes.

[noobdles]

LOL @ cassette tapes

[jsarellano2]

what a sissy

[nazbites]

LMFAO.

[wahidullahbhat]

lol...gay Kamasutra

[howtoplanaparty]

In order to be able, to foresee the consequences of our actions, first God must be more real to us than people. We make our comments, before the camera, with God in mind, not with people in mind.

[howtoplanaparty]

It's true he does look youner or better.

[kelman221]

Lol at the McDonalds comment and Rachel Ray

[devilhunterred]

LOL come on Aerosmith isn't THAT bad lol.

[OpticalFascism]

Someone in that video has a huge problem with sexuality.

[Goatoftheforest]

Bourdain is the perfect person to travel the world and represent the USA. He's cultured and slender, everything real Americans aren't 

[karashin18]

oooohhh, that sounds and looks painful! lol

[Jeffrey12342001]

I would love to be in that Hammom!

[TaylorRV79]

Bourdain is a really cool guy, but does anyone else think he might be gay. Despite all of that, he is a brilliant narrator.

[Azicpok1]

@TaylorRV79 he has a wife and kid

[TaylorRV79]

@Azicpok1 oh okay, it wasnt this particular episode but in a lot of them he seems a little bit femine. Guess thats just him though haha.

[howtoplanaparty]

@Azicpok1 lots fags have wife and children

[xGoC]

@TaylorRV79 He loves to eat meat, makes jokes about everything and is a boss. Does that sound like a gay person to you?

[893165009]

@TaylorRV79 Gay because he gets a massaged and bathed by another man? Becasue there is nothing gay about that, what would make it gay if he got a boner from it.

[sailormoonfan]

omg....rofl

[SwedishBerryCake]

tony bourdain is a douche...i cant stand his personality

[Sadsic]

@SwedishBerryCake seriously im tried of people praising this dude he's not that great

[SwedishBerryCake]

@Sadsic i def agree

[acf870]

i want a spedo'd uzbekistanian on me.

[Parsrebel1]

hahahahahahahahahah 6:23 LMAO

[paNtsfaCe123]

i hate racheal ray

[wangfaith]

bwahahahahaaha! :))) this is wayyyy too funny! LMAO!!!

[RagingDeeman]

a dude that looks like a lady...my favourite! LOAL !

[johnnyklever]

15000 Uzbek som = roughly $10 USD at mid-2010 exchange rates. The buddy is cheap!

[fjordking]

I'll say anything Rachel ray is a brilliant cook

[Ethix127]

rachel ray suxs at cookin.. i cook better with my feet!

[Ethix127]

what kinda massage is that!!!!!!!! run!!!

[hallnoats4ever]

@Ethix127 really the massage is nothing like that, that guy just hates Americans

[butovas]

this is so damn funny:))))

[psypsyO]

that bath is not arab.. its called hamam and its turkish bath from ottoman time

[tesformes]

I love your name, because it lets everyone know that you're 11 years old and that you get bullied at school.

[gtsa1138]

@loverofrunescape32 Runescape is bloody retarded. Also, what tesformes said.

[skippyqsb]

"Rachel Ray is a brilliant cook"

"Hootie and the Blowfish they are the best band ever"

LMAO!!

I love Bourdaine.

[nightfrog65]

At least he wasn't offered a happy ending at the banya/spa...

[ariels36]

Hahahaahhaha.."Rachel Ray is a brilliant cook..."

[OS253]

This hurts me more than it hurts you! Love that killer massage!

[marlon1972]

lols..."i'll say anything you want, "rachel ray is a brilliant cook." " big lols!!! i couldn't agree more with you bourdain.

[DuchessJulia]

omg i LOVE Tony! His lil speach when he leaves the bath house is hilarious and clever!!! x0x0x

[BigHornCanyon]

what does the treatment cost for massage and steam?

I am certain it is great.

For wedding preparations...

At the close they settled on 15,000 how much is that in currency exchange>

[kahor01]

roughly $ 8 - 10 ....

[babysikario69]

LMAO!!!! at the deep tissue

[miapatagonia]

LOL. "I sat through Oliver Stone's last movie, I can make through anything".

[drovamy]

is uzbekistan a good country to live in?

[CroceMalo1]

depends, corruption level is high!

[MadDinka1502]

OMG, i see this kinda massage for the first time. I didn't know that there is some kinda a uzbek massage at all...o_O

[starstriker32]

ive had one of those massages. he's right .

it was one of the most painful and humiliating experiences of my life

[fire1202]

"Rachel Ray is a brilliant cook!" /sarcasm

LOL. That line really cracked me up!

A lot of professionals hate Rachel Ray because she's too bubbly and isn't really a uber trained chef.

[KB77TY]

She is not a chef.

But the reason they dislike her...because they say nothing about Giada or the Barefoot Contessa and they too aren't chefs is Rachel Ray has recommended things that violate food rules.

[fire1202]

@ KB77TY

Don't you think I know that already? I wouldn't have gotten Tony's sly comment if I didn't know.

[KB77TY]

That is odd for you to think I would know what you would know. We don't know each other and I can only reply to what is written.

[md991free]

That looked painful

[SouthernOregonOrgani]

Id rather have a blind chiropractor try to adjust me. That stuff looks straight up Dangerous!

[stebopign]

Zamir always seems to bring Tony to a banya/ spa. i remember the russian one where they sat in the steam room eating all kinds of dried fish and liquor.

[janeeugenia]

ohhh lordddd lool @ massage scene

[masonicrite]

I think anthony enjoys it secertly because he is gay

[EDS9090]

LOOL uzbekies are weird man

[edgeninja]

Zamir is easily Tony's best sidekick. I hope he appears in at least one episode this season.

[ChineseinCanada]

Zamir is a classic, he is a Bourdain staple and should be seen at least once every season. XD

[ByandFar]

'deep tissue massage' ughhh that sounds painful.

[yonimiller]

Hahahahahahahaha...... The Massage scene!! poor Tony.

[lucirz]

that spa thing was really gay lol

[kayellew]

6:26 to 6:47 is by far the funniest!!!!!!

[jeffacimaj]

i love tony's long leg.. really hot

[mr00aznkid]

Haha "I'll say anything you want, 'Rachel Ray is a brilliant cook!' 'The Chicken McNugget is healthy and delicious!'...."haha that was hilarious.

[nebozemlya]

KIm bu haripla ?

[akilbaev]

zamir is jewish f...ot,who has nothing to do with Uzbekistan

[alaint1976]

Akilbaev is a smelly ignorant arab.

[listen2thewise]

Per month.

[azn88hunni]

i used an online currency converter ..isn't 15 000 som only a little over $11 CDN?

[listen2thewise]

Yes. Doctors' salary is $40-$65USD there.

[avazhuja]

but they got 2nd channel to earnmoney which is 10, 20 times more than salary ..

[pyaethiha]

ohh.. thanks. that's what i really want to know now... i'm wondering how come they don't have like 20$ worth of som?

[swansbear]

Hell, Zamir is a cutie!

[nephrenmalinari]

Zamir has a strange "it ain't my fault" look on his face. But it is Zamir. It is...

[ChineseinCanada]

Zamir is such a retard... :p XD

But it makes for great TV XD

I couldn't stop laughing at the massage scene

OH man

[winterwinwin]

Hahaha. Wonder if I could get a guy to crawl all over me like that. RAWR.

[ChineseinCanada]

LOL how did you turn up here?

XD... uh Jessamine's friend (dunno your name sorry)

[winterwinwin]

Are you saying you wanna crawl all over me? OMG, so flattered.

[ChineseinCanada]

lol yes. Tes I do XD

[winterwinwin]

Cost you FIVE dollah!

[ChineseinCanada]

You wanna do it Azn style?

I only gib yu two dollah Fee-fuu-tee!

Take it or leave it

XD

[winterwinwin]

Eeto... sumimasen ga chotto. LOL

Three dollah you got deal, verah good quality poonytang!

[ChineseinCanada]

all umm hay gong yat mun, all kao seen gonng ga hai gwong dong wa XD

surii dorra wa yasui desu.

Oke, yue havu a dearo!...

surii dorra isu welly goodo puraisi... desu XD

[winterwinwin]

Sorry, honey. Nobody hits the gong and then poops in my mouth before gonng gwong donging me. ;) lol /hugs

[ChineseinCanada]

haha actually that meant

I wasn't speaking Japanese, I was speaking Cantonese.. (the "dollah" thing is very Cantonese)

But ok you switched to Japanese so I switched over as well XD

Haha oh well

[ChineseinCanada]

LOL! Zamir is totally teh win! XD

Man I love this show

[ChineseinCanada]

The massage was one of the best clips I've ever seen in this show.

[takeitorleaveit]

That massage looked painful...but god,he looked hot during it. Literally and figuratively.

[ste43]

one of your friends would only do that as a joke, a sick fuckin joke

[Pourial]

That white stuff is not brain, it's tail fat

[shortymoore07]

worst country in the world hahahaahhaha

[bardsinister]

Poor Tony! That "massage" looked excruciating, particularly for someone who is not very flexible.

[Kikk3r07]

lol..Tony got OWNED!! :))

[y4n3r5]

the part where they "massage" Tony is pretty funny.

[ioancool41]

what looks better kazakhstan or uzbekistan im just asking

[onlyoksa]

Ukraine

[maurojosed]

none...Russia or Ukraine, way better......

[akilbaev]

specially with your alcoholic tupid population

[yerk3]

They say it is of Arab origin, but the word "banya" is Russian. Of course, the Russian banya has less pulling limbs out of sockets and more thrashing with wet birch branches and rolling around naked in the snow.

[davronru]

They should have WOMEN massaging :D

[davronru]

That's my place

[Bagaevka24]

coooooooool!

BANYA !!!!!!!!!!

[cstaats]

Uzbek uses the Som UZS 432.2/USD 1.

Nice Banya

[akilbaev]

get a fuck out

[raytagle]

oh heck no i would never do that!!!!

but yeah, note to the cmmt above 20,000 sum is equivalent to about $18-20 so thats very cheap for that hand made crib.

[sexydecayed69]

LMFAO that looked horrid and painful as hell.

Holy hell 20,000 for a crib,ummm what kinda curency are they talking there.