Craig David Meets Michael Jackson On His UK Tour in Bo Selecta Series 2

[JakesWorld4]

now thats the best of britain!

[guymc73]

Check me on my Scootay!!

[Joshm226]

PROPER BELL END I TELL THEE.

[BiGbaAnDcLaN]

Our kes got carried away with't porno and juiced everywhere. Best by far. Kes got a wet dream!

[MrColossalGaming]

"You come to see my jolly green Mo' fuckin' giant?"

[MrColossalGaming]

@wonderwaffle36 one of the best scenes ever on one of the best tv shows ever!

[NGxEPIC]

ha ha funny chocolate kitty your a prick you nobhead

[hazardous1990]

never mind that ya crank!

[AvFcAnDyBiRd]

Love it 'You came to see my jolly green Mo fockin giant'

[deralicmyballs]

WHAT THE BASTARDING ELL IS THAT?

[hickers1234]

best scene by far!!!!

[TheDrews11]

the most funniest clip ever, i never get bored of watching this. quilitay chamone

[djparnate]

"I WAS CONNECTED"

[wonderwaffle36]

wtf did i just watch?

[cfwbdude]

"I know Kez the mans a genius but I wont have that moon walkin bastard spoilin our fun I wont!" pure class "cra-ig Davi-d can i ge a re-wind"

[MrDelaluz]

not funny

[joazquinz]

i loove tht bastard shamona!

[SuperSpanishChicken]

Check my bad self on mah scootay!

[LiamDrumsBitch]

Proper bellend i tell theh! :)

[jaydol85]

Who the fucks this idiot below me I I I

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[skatapoopy]

@jaydol85 an over PC American fuckwart! (I'm American but I don't have a stick up my shithole)

[67ChocolateKitty]

This is NOT funny and it's racist as hell. This is black face 2011....and you know it. You should be ashamed of yourself. You coward. You know who to do this to, don't you? I bet you wouldn't do this to 50 Cent, Usher, Judacris or anybody like that. You won't because you'll get your a*s handed to you. Trust. Go find some original material, you loser. Be careful how you respond, if you dare to do so. I'm not from the UK....I'll go toe to toe with you. IDIOT!

[ajwills27]

@67ChocolateKitty Youre a fucking prick 

[ezdraelon]

@67ChocolateKitty Called comedy, if don't like it then why the fuck are you on the video. Usher and Ludacris, Are you actually serious?

[MusingsOfAMoron]

@67ChocolateKitty Get a sense of humour m8, he makes fun of white and black people silly. my goodness thinking about it mostly white people. You need to get with British Humour

[Nikeairmax102]

@67ChocolateKitty Shut the fuck up you lousy two faced backstabbing journalistic bastard.

[67ChocolateKitty]

@Nikeairmax102 Oh no you didn't! Bitch-ass-ness! For all of you who had something snarky to say about my comment, that comment was meant to be posted on another video called "Rewind Remake 2011". Not sure how my comment got posted over here. At any rate, I'll take this opportunity to tell anybody who had a snide comment for me, to kiss the crack of my a*s. I'm not sure about the laws over in the UK, but over here in the U.S. we are free to comment anyway we like...and I did just that.

[Nikeairmax102]

@67ChocolateKitty Shut your fucking mouth.

[ajwills27]

@67ChocolateKitty I think youre a prick fuck off this channel arse wipe

[cosmictimes]

@67ChocolateKitty Have you seen him do Mel B? It's even funnier : D

[martinmerrywinkle]

@67ChocolateKitty you idiot lol, this show is anything but racist, they take the piss out of literally everyone, white or black. there was even an hour long tribute to MJ by the same guy. Unlike you guys in the US we don't still get sexually aroused when the slightest discussion about race comes up, we are mostly over it. I'll admit both our countries have racist pasts but the US was banning blacks from restaraunts only 60 years ago... your the first person to bring race into it...

[desdicadoric]

HEE HEE hee green giant! lol

[BangtidyKorn]

Funniest sketch ever, get's funnier everytime.

[MadeInChinaLable]

Come on kez come to CRAIG DAVIS!

[prosser243]

It's the noises Michael's making in the background when Martin & Craig are talking at the door. Have me in fucking tears.

[Scullnblades]

Channel 55, and a box of tissues...

That's what I use for me sexual issues!

[Diamonds7771]

Im a MJ and

This guy is too funny I love what he said about Bashit right on..

[jackisawsome111]

CRAAAAAIIIGG DAVVVVIIIIDD !!!!

[sangolt88]

...and I thought Little Britain was hardcore.

[KatjaKravitz]

This is a hilarious great pro-Michael parody! I love it - especially the things Craig David says about lousy backstabbing Bashir!! :o)

[bigvid1122]

that moonwalking bastard spoiling our fun

[Haheehahohaheehoha]

When he gets spat on you can see the tip of a water gun on the right of the screen.

[supabadjabz1]

I WON'T HAVE THAT MOONWALKING BASTARD SPOLING OUR FUN

[dynamixskater]

craig david

[SplittingTheAnvil]

My Scootay HEEHEE

[peacefrog1916]

Never mind that, ya crank

[springbok86]

SCOOTAAAYYYY!!!

[AxisofRock]

WHAT THE BASTARDIN' 'ELL IS THAT?!

Propa bo' i tell thee.

[verzeda]

CHECK MAH BAD SELF ON MAH SCOOT-AY

[brhodes0]

"never mind that yer crank!" come back bo selecta. And make sure you bring back Ozzie.

[aishaxoxobela]

shit

[Flutz12]

fucking class!!! hahahahhaha 'proper kinky bitch i tell thee' ahahah

[Josh360]

check yo bad self craig!

[aishaxoxobela]

lame

[Flutz12]

@aishaxoxobela lamee??? whaaaaaaaaaat? you must be american.

[aishaxoxobela]

@Flutz12 Yeah I am. I hope ur not trying to rep. Britain w.this shit. I went to a private Brit school all of secondary so I get the humor but this is crap

[Flutz12]

@aishaxoxobela shit? haha this is better than american 'humour' which isn't even funny. if you don't find this funny you must be proper sad.

[aishaxoxobela]

@Flutz12 bitch u r somoking crack

[Flutz12]

@aishaxoxobela aww, you know how to swear. throw the dog a biscuit! learn how to spell love.

[jackrussell19a]

@aishaxoxobela So you went to a Private British school? What a fucking waste of money that was. You can't spell, and clearly have no cmprehension of English grammar whatsoever. I can only imagine you skipped all your lessons, and spent the whole time wanking in the toilets!!

[aishaxoxobela]

@jackrussell19a its comprehension not cmprehension dumbfuck. now if you want to tell me how horrible my grammar is i suggest you first learn how to spell because you just slapped yourself in the face. and its spelt somoking for a reason , but obviously a Brit like you wont understand

[jackrussell19a]

@aishaxoxobela Wow..... you really are a stupid fucktard aren't you? It's quite clear i mistyped comprehension and didn't tap the o, but you obviously can't come up with a better put-down. Now kindly go die a slow, painful, agonising lonely death. And for the word, i don't actually like tea. Now fuck off you mongrel.

USA clearly stands for 'United Stupid Americans'

[TheNasiib]

this is stupid video is funny...

[stuart7m]

Sooo funny!!

[123458960]

Does anyone know what craig david is doing now, cos he's been missing for years...

[senduc]

@123458960 still makes tracks but hasn't made anything as great as what was on his 7 days album.

[34woody34]

@123458960 He's having fuck all success, that's what he's doing now. Bo Selecta sent his career down hill.

[speedbirdgb]

Brilliant !!! top quality!!!

[ryan45600]

lmao hilarious! "have you chucked out....bo selecta!" lol

[HAHAHA1922]

Ah go bolloxs Jonesey, its not my fault it went in ur mouth.. Funny shit.

[mrsbrandonboyd113]

Hahaha,I love how "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIGG David" took the piss out of Martin Bashir..he really is an asshole for what he did to Mike..

[suedehead38]

my jolly green fucking giant soooooo funny

[XxGaarasGirlxX]

"Michael bloody Jackson going up and down on a scooter!!!"

Haha, that's what you don't hear everyday!! XDDD

[MrThingy3]

GRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG DAVID, the real Craig David is a bloody tosser.

[christianroberts]

you spat on me there love ... lmao

[ReMiXeD7teen]

no offence, love Craig and all nice dude, but this is not even remotely funny... Am I being harsh?

[azzy47]

yeh u r being harsh, its hilaroius. r u american. if so u wont get english comedy. no offence.

[roast3r]

brillllliaaant

[4UpProductions]

lmao Craig David = a Monday

[badboy4life1987x]

check paul edgerton out on his scootay he he

[ElectricDrummer91]

I fucking love craig and michael hahaha

[razersharpgrimzy]

check ma bad self on ma scutay hehe martey check me!

[thomasmcgnnss]

never mind about that you crank lol

[razersharpgrimzy]

CRAIGGGGGGGGG DAVID ERE

[xxavrilisastarxx]

Craiiiiiiiiiiiiiig david :) thats my message tone HAHA it went off in class and someone shouted BO SELECTA!!

[levifenny]

check ma bad self on ma scootay!! lmao

[suedehead38]

moon walking bastard lol

[TheStevie1977]

i got the craig david mask, glasses, beenie hat and headphones, bought it off e bay for 70 quid, makes the night when out on the piss, proper bo i tell thee

[TragicallyWired]

@TheStevie1977 They usually look shit. The masks don't look dark enough and you never pull when you're in fancy dress. You're considered a joke..

[TheStevie1977]

im talking 5 years ago, and yeah i pulled a couple of times with mine, my mask is made by the same company that does bo selecta

[Sinistersilver]

check me on my scutay!!!!

[xXBliffyXx2k7]

I Lovee MJ xx R.I.P

But i like this video too and omg i was pissing myself laughing when he sed.... hey yall , u came to see my jolly green mother fucking giantt!! :L :L

[cheesedcake]

loser

[WhitePower841]

moonwalking bastard ha ha ha ha

[yupdarby]

this show was deadly pity they dont make it anymore hee hee motherfucker

[clutch26]

2:22 does anyone know what tune that is?

[johnmyers1984]

@clutch26 its an unofficial tune of craig davids 7 Days made by bo selecta themselves

[clutch26]

ah thanks dude

[triple210]

CRAIG DAVID-MONDAY

[jackjohns]

@clutch26 7 days by craig david

[LittleCourtMassive]

"Ma Jolly Green Mutha Fuckin Giant" hahahaha

[riddemcomeforward]

"proper bell- end i tell thee"

[carloled10]

WHAT THE BASTARDING HELL WAS THAT?

lol

[thailandtim]

Fuckin classic

[Badboy6882]

check my bad self on my scotay

HE HE

Martay check me

LUV THAT BIT

[chunkyskids93]

you come to see my jolly green mother fucking giant lol i bloody love that

[TequilaKitty86]

"Never mind that, you crank" and "lousy backstabbing two-faced journalistic bastard" (referring to Bashir). Spot on!

And who can help but love Michael's jolly green mutha f--kin' giant?

[dynamixskater]

@TequilaKitty86 you rock



[scrubs507]

proper bo i tell thee

[nwcub77]

0:50 is pure comedy gold! heeeee hee

[karlands97]

check me on ma skootay martay check me

[thejokerceso]

propa bell-end i tell ye

[N8748N]

you came too see my jolly green muthafuckin giant, hee hee

[Shakz91]

LMAO.

Best one ever.

[LordArsehat]

What the bastarding hell is that? I won't have it Kes I wont! Lol PMSL

[TrainGraveyard]

yay I had the 7,000th view :)

[Bernardthecheesecake]

gratz 

o-o

[Maceio360]

loool MJ soo excited. Scootay muthafuker looool

[pitabreadpita]

hahaha I im sure they got a porn channel hahaha proper kinky bitch i tell you lool

[pitabreadpita]

Re-Tour Craig david here !!!!

What the bastard in hell is that???!!!!!

[BantamJay]

"Check ma bad self on my scootaaaay heeeheee!"

"Its Michael Bloody Jackson going up and down on a scooter! I know Kes ya never hear of it do ya, I tell ya what I think the mans a genius, but I'm won't have that moonwalking bastard spoiling our fun!"

LMFAO!

[gtfcblacky]

that moonwalking basterd! lmao:')

[Rtv03]

That Martin Bashir mask kinda looks like Noah from Heroes.

[MrRipster]

what the bastarding hell is that

[pololak]

classic.

[Pander8874]

I WERE CONNECTED

[windigglesUK]

moon walkin bastard lmao

[munchulike]

nice one! been looking for this clip for ages...

funny as!

[roko2t6]

quality video mate cheers!

[davycrocket19]

fookin love this