Jesus Loves Me

[JetsetRM]

This just made Christianity look ridiculous.

[BedtimeBrothers]

@JetsetRM

So does the bible!

Your Best Friend

Brandon

[pwezzii]

Jephthah didn't give hie daughter as a brunt offering.. He dedicated her life to the Church.. she had to be pure.. that why it mentioned that she knew no man...

[videoghost]

LOLOL clay. i know that guy.

[BedtimeBrothers]

@videoghost

I don't!

[Argos357]

to he__ with this satanism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[0rangePete]

Jesus loves me yes I know

He touched me in the garden

Two days ago..

[coprographia]

If a child can believe it, it must be true.

[UberLogic]

Why not get the little girl to talk about Jephthah giving his daughter to god as a burnt offering so that god will help him commit genocide? ? ?

That would be so precious . . . . .

[pixarcarscollector]

Cause Jesus loves ME and POOKIE to

[oiioxxxoiio]

Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch. That's why he puts skippy, in my lunch.

[ChevyLS1Power]

How come every time there is some Jesus bashing going on a Jew is involved somewhere......interesting.

[bibleman778899]

jesus loves and pookie too

[americanXidiot]

oh i know...then you can ask him!

[xshieldsx49]

im so glad ur sharind your faith keep it up

[sc0723]

that's so funny...loved his face at the end they're both decent actors and just for kicks i had to hear the "they talk about vomit too" and she stuck her finger down her throat. lol

[mp3boy3239]

ROFL dude...this thing is sooooo f****** funny!

[etp1995]

Jesus love me and pookie too

[McCarthy159]

Yep, if I do remember correctly, Hitler was able to take over Germany when the people had "child like faith" in the Nazi Party's reform procedures.

[136Trine]

Thats just stupid!

[cattieloves]

Oh, man. Watching that was worth it just for the ending. :)

[brojoghost]

The ending was hilarious! "YOU can ask him"... "WHAT?!" LOL

[Christiankid11]

i liked it.

[neilam6]

there mocking jesus why?

[AnorexicLamb]

Because "he" doesn't exist. Duh.

[ashspikapal]

I think it's good for children to teach adults. Who are you most likly to find more innocnent; a little child or an adult? I don't think little kids are as corrupted as the grown ups. Maybe if most adults (not talking about everyone)followed what Jesus said about little children, well maybe things would be better off. How many 5 years olds care about politics, what to wear or anything like that? What would things be like if kids ran this country?

[holyjesus]

Only Christians could think it's a good idea for children to teach adults.

Punchline: Catholic Priests.

[112457]

Jesus loves me , he loves me a bunch ,thats because he puts Skippy in my lunch .

[pattylynn850]

I love all the skits done they are great and hopefully it will make people think

God Bless you all

[ultim8me]

OMG.. most Christians don't even know the bible. So this is completely inaccurate. HA!

[shadrumman]

terrible humor

[kingfoxIII]

PRomoting paganism....tisk tisk....COme to the true messiah and stop dancing around with lovy dovy satan jesus. Yahshua and YAH forever Amein.

[carag63]

haha i LOVE that last line!

[kingslayer321]

quite possibly the dumbest thing i have ever watched... do you actually expect disbelief of christian mythology to be dispelled by crap like this?

[itsonlyems]

this is meant to be more of a joke rather than an actual witness, plus its emphasising the fact that the bible sez we must be like little children to enter the kingdom of heaven. christians can have a laugh too :D can't say iv ever heard of the bible referred to as mythology though, specially since its being constantly proven.

[ShineDilla]

I love it! hahaha!!

[anime1217]

wow creepy

[Darleneabouelgubein]

She could do it and not be such a baby, good idea, but very melodramatic, a soft touch would make it a better skit, but so glad it was done and posted. Maybe a seed could be planted.

[heero10]

jesus loves me

he loves me a bunch

cuz he puts skippy, in my lunch

-family guy, pea uhh tear uhhh griffin.

[GennaLea1985]

This is great! I especially love the ending!!

[ShineDilla]

I agree! I LOVE the ending!! It made me laugh for a long time!! haha!!

[JazzySaxE]

she's annyoing

[Luvnsoccer16]

well duhh lol i knew that much mate

[Luvnsoccer16]

she sounds like a lil kid

[MaggiMaeFarmer]

she's supposed to....